Wrestling really is for fags...

[Kane Knight]

It seems like Jerry Lynn was the "Debbie Downer" of TNA prior to being let go a few weeks ago. One colleague had this to say regarding Lynn's backstage demeanor: "He walked out moping all the time like he'd rather be dead than at TNA. He brought the morale down."

--From the newsboard.

"Debbie Downer." LOL COME ON.

[KingofOldSchool]

They should've ran with that angle.

*Lynn is walking around backstage with his head down*

Black Machismo: Heeeeyyy maaaan what's goin on?

Lynn: Oh nothing...:'(

Machismo: What's with the frrrooowwn?

Lynn: Well Lethal, I've got a match with Kurt Angle and I know I'm going to lose. I mean he's the TNA Champion and I'm just a nobody. I'm a dead man walking. :'( :'(

Machismo: Don't worry brotha! Here, snap into a Slim Jim, YEEEAAH!

Lynn: ...No thanks. Slim Jim's will cause me to get fat and at my old age I may never recover from it. :(

[.44 Magdalene]

Lolruses riding Roflcopters.

[Jordan]

They should've ran with that angle.

*Lynn is walking around backstage with his head down*

Black Machismo: Heeeeyyy maaaan what's goin on?

Lynn: Oh nothing...:'(

Machismo: What's with the frrrooowwn?

Lynn: Well Lethal, I've got a match with Kurt Angle and I know I'm going to lose. I mean he's the TNA Champion and I'm just a nobody. I'm a dead man walking. :'( :'(

Machismo: Don't worry brotha! Here, snap into a Slim Jim, YEEEAAH!

Lynn: ...No thanks. Slim Jim's will cause me to get fat and at my old age I may never recover from it. :(


:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Mercury Bullet]

JERRY LYNN IS GOING TO GO TO WWE AND REVOLUTIONIZE WRESTING IN THE...THE...

Wait...

[IC Champion]

In the.....?

[Mercury Bullet]

...JERRY LYNN IS GOING TO GO TO WWE AND REVOLUTIONIZE EXTREME IN THE NEW ECW!!!!

[IC Champion]

He's a 40 year old spot monkey, the writings on the wall.

[Mercury Bullet]

Meh. I dunno, I think Lynn really is a little more technically sound than ALOT of guys of a similar style. In the ring, his mat ability is better than say, RVD's. But he has absolutely no personality and just isn't as likeable as RVD. And he was definately more technically sound than anybody else in the X-Division, with exception to maybe Alex Shelley.

[IC Champion]

Meh. I dunno, I think Lynn really is a little more technically sound than ALOT of guys of a similar style. In the ring, his mat ability is better than say, RVD's. But he has absolutely no personality and just isn't as likeable as RVD. And he was definately more technically sound than anybody else in the X-Division, with exception to maybe Alex Shelley.
Didn't make him anyless dreadful to watch.

[Mercury Bullet]

Didn't make him anyless dreadful to watch.

True, he was also one of the least entertaining. His last run, he was an average technical wrestler/spot monkey who really was too old to do any spots.

Oh, and I left Christopher Daniels out. Christopher Daniels can spot monkey and be a master technician. Jerry Lynn is kinda an extremely poor man's Christopher Daniels.

[Theo Dious]

He's a 40 year old spot monkey, the writings on the wall.

That actually makes him sound better than he is.

[The One]

He's a 40 year old spot monkey, the writings on the wall.

I don't think Lynn is a spot monkey at all. He can do high spots and he certainly had some spotacular matches with RVD, but it's not his normal style.

[BigDaddyCool]

Jerry Lynn has all the worst quailities of say a Dean Malinko and a spot monkey, but with none of the good points.

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, I never understood how he can be the New F'n Show while being older than RVD.

[The One]

I never understood how KK is just now realizing that wrestling really is for fags.

[IC Champion]

I never understood how KK is just now realizing that wrestling really is for fags.
I'm not gay.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm not gay.

Shut up, we are all gay, you, me, the pope, college frats, everyone. I already explained this too you.

[IC Champion]

What about ToVo?

[BigDaddyCool]

What about ToVo?

ToVo isn't gay, he just has a huge appitite for sex. So huge that if he can't get pussy he is not above guy ass. It ain't gay to close your eyes and get off.

[ron the dial]

Point 1:

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Point 2:

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[BigDaddyCool]

That is a dude right? I don't have sound. And either it is a pretty dude or an ugly girl.

[ron the dial]

Oh, it is definitely a dude. And after watching it now, it's a whole less funny and a whole lot more unsettling than it was last night.

[Blitz]

Jerry Lynn is fucking awesome.

[Mr. JL]

It's still more creative than calling him Mr. JL

Which gives me an idea for a name change...

[Xero]

Point 1:

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Point 2:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RTbo-b5w4vY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RTbo-b5w4vY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>
Where'd you find these videos of Shannon Moore?

[Kane Knight]

What I don't get is how The One thinks this is a new realisation, not something I've been saying for years.

Don't be such a negative Nancy. ;)

[The One]

What I don't get is how The One thinks this is a new realisation, not something I've been saying for years.

Don't be such a negative Nancy. ;)

Come on, now you're just being a Patty Putdown. :nono:

[The One]

Shut up, we are all gay, you, me, the pope, college frats, everyone. I already explained this too you.

ToVo isn't gay, he just has a huge appitite for sex. So huge that if he can't get pussy he is not above guy ass. It ain't gay to close your eyes and get off.

Odd how the one person around here who has sucked on the penis before is apparently the only one who isn't gay.

The logic of BDC, it's flawless! :yes:

[IC Champion]

This is all too much...

[IC Champion]

Also, BDC has never sucked on a penis.

[Pepsi Man]

Also, BDC has never sucked on a penis.
Do you comprehend what you claim to read?

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, I have never sucked on a penis. Now 2 at once...

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, I have never sucked on a penis. Now 2 at once...

BDC once sucked a bag of dicks.

[IC Champion]

Say it isn't so.....

[Jordan]

That guy in the videos needs to be banned from life.

[The One]

Point 1:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/TdgpgRgwM8c"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/TdgpgRgwM8c" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

Point 2:

<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/RTbo-b5w4vY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/RTbo-b5w4vY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>

By the way, this is a pretty good exhibit A and B for the reasons Tovo went back to fucking pussy.

[Jordan]

What made you go the other way in the first place?

[IC Champion]

Because ToVo likes ass, either way.

[Xero]

By the way, this is a pretty good exhibit A and B for the reasons Tovo went back to fucking pussy.
So I take it you weren't one of the "HELLO! I'M GAY AND I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!" types?

[Kane Knight]

So I take it you weren't one of the "HELLO! I'M GAY AND I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!" types?:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[The One]

So I take it you weren't one of the "HELLO! I'M GAY AND I'M GOING TO SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME!!!" types?
:rofl: No I was not. I never understood why enjoying a penis gave people a lisp and made them inexcusably elect to wear tight pants.

[Kane Knight]

:rofl: No I was not.:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[br0ken]

I dont like being called a fag :foc:

[Skippord]

Maybe you should be less of a fag then

[br0ken]

maybe you should stop posting

[ron the dial]

If it ain't br0ke, don't fix it.

I'm not sure that's conveying the message as well as I would like, which is that Skippord should continue to post.

[Skippord]

maybe you should stop posting maybe you should stop being such a meanie :(

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC once sucked a bag of dicks.

It was more of a scatchel, but I don't wanna split hairs.

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, you don't want to blow your own horn.

...Or DO you?

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, you don't want to blow your own horn.

...Or DO you?

Every man wants to do that.