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big_bluto
03-02-2004, 12:44 PM
Bradshaw and Tajiri Industries present a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Free Non-Surgical Breast Augmentation!

With Bradshaw's patented 'Clotheslins from Hell' technique and Tajiri's 'Black Mist chemical solution,' we can offer reduced price breast augmentation without the requirement for surgery.

Simply choose between A good hard smack in the chest or temporary blindness.
Either way, when you get back to work, you will have a bigger bust, and there'll be no need for any surgeons table!

For a reference as to the quality of our service read the comment below from Shaniqua:
Your clothesline from Hell has swolen my chest! The doctor said it's bigger and the swelling could be permanent!

For a free brochure email womenneedbiggertits@wwe.com

big_bluto
03-02-2004, 12:50 PM
Sorry all.
Was just watching the video of NWO and noticed that Nidia appeared to be physically 'different' and funnily enough, I put 2 + 2 together and came up with a legit reason for her lengthy 'absence due to blindness'
Couldn't resist poking a bit of fun at some of WWE's more ridiculous storylines!

CANADIAN
03-02-2004, 01:50 PM
It's True, Its Damn True

Corkscrewed
03-02-2004, 03:38 PM
That was on the newsboards months ago. :roll: :p

BasicThuganomics
03-03-2004, 02:26 AM
haha thats funny.

I think Nidia's look better, so ladies should go with the Tajiri chemical mist... :y: