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Maluco
09-15-2007, 06:11 PM
SummerSlam 2006: Batista v. King Booker
No Mercy 2006: Batista v. King Booker v. Bobby Lashley v. Finlay
Survivor Series 2006: Batista v. King Booker
Royal Rumble 2007: Batista v. Mr. Kennedy
WrestleMania 23: Batista v. Undertaker
Backlash 2007: Batista v. Undertaker
Judgment Day 2007: Batista v. Edge
One Night Stand 2007: Batista v. Edge
Vengeance 2007: Batista v. Edge
Great American Bash 2007: Batista v. Khali v. Kane
SummerSlam 2007: Batista v. Khali
Unforgiven 2007: Batista v. Khali v. Mysterio

...so there is the list of title matches Big Dave has been involved in since coming back from injury. Many of the most memorable WWE angles come when they mirror or take advantage of a very real situation.

So how about, we have Dave once again come up short against Khali, a double DQ or something like that, or a brawl with Mysterio and Taker involved (after beating Henry). We can have Dave hopping out of the ring, but instead of being pissed, have him walk out cockily to a confused JBL wondering what he has to smile about.

Start Smackdown with Dave coming out, and saying that he really doesn't care, he will always be in the main event, that SmackDown needs him challenging for the tiitle, while listing off all the title matches he has had. Then have him cockily pronounce that he IS SmackDown's number one contender and always will be. Have him shoot on the stupid fans who have "turned against him" getting all these shots, and have him just shrug it off....go back to being all suit and shades.

In the next few weeks, have Dave, rather psychotically make himself a number one contender title belt and wear it to the ring, destroying a few lower card challengers in the process. Also, have him come out one week and wait in the ring during a few matches, ready to sign his inevitable title match contract for the next PPV. Depending on how far they wanted to take the psychotic/comedy aspect, they could even do a mock up of Randy Orton's legend killer shirt listing Big Dave's title shots on the back!

Its more entertaining than anything he does now and could be worth a few laughs...it also, most importantly, sets up someone challenging him for the number one contendership (could be a way of having MVP or Hardy step up, even Flair if he gets the run they are talking about), and beats him at one of the PPV's effectively ending his challenge for a while and giving them the rub of beating (lets face it) an established star to earn their shot.

Just takes advantage of the situation and could maybe wake Batista up a bit...any thoughts, love it, hate it?

The One
09-15-2007, 06:23 PM
Does he still dance on his way out? Cause if yes, than I don't care what else his next to worthless ass does.

Xero
09-15-2007, 06:27 PM
SIX STEPS TO BIG DAVE'S SUCCESS!

1. Dig Hole.

2. Step inside hole.

3. Guide Elephant to sit over hole.

4. Feed Elephant Laxatives.

5. ?

6. Profit.

Maluco
09-15-2007, 06:34 PM
Yes, the dance could stay...would it really be Dave if he didn't?

Again, I am not a fan, but could cause a good few storylines, even ignite something with LOng or other superstars to do something about the situation. Have something spin off it like SmackDown poaching from ECW, giving us a Survivor Series match.

Lol, if it fails, we could do yours xero, lol

IC Champion
09-15-2007, 06:45 PM
Does he still dance on his way out? Cause if yes, than I don't care what else his next to worthless ass does.
:lol:

Slow
09-16-2007, 02:38 PM
Does he still dance on his way out? Cause if yes, than I don't care what else his next to worthless ass does.

:rofl:

addy2hotty
09-16-2007, 04:33 PM
He even danced on his way down to 'get' Khali.

Either that, or he wanted to bemuse him - like his multi-time title runs bemuse me.

Anybody Thrilla
09-16-2007, 06:34 PM
It's an interesting enough idea, but having Dave come out and publicly state that SmackDOWN! needs him makes the product look weak. I think this gimmick would work a lot better if he actually hadn't received all those title shots.

BigDaddyCool
09-16-2007, 11:25 PM
I fucking hate Dave Bautista. That is right, I now personally hate the man not just the in ring character. 8 fucking title shots in a rows? Honestly, you think the man would have had some integerty and said "Hey, you know I been #1 condener for how long? Isn't it starting to make me and smackdown look bad?" But no, fuck wad says, "Duh, yeah, I'll job 7 times in a row as number #1 condender and drag down the entire product." Fuck him in his roided out ass. I hate him. I hope he dies a horible death that invovles peeing blood.

dablackguy
09-17-2007, 01:38 AM
I have an idea for Batista. A match against Khali, in fact, a match at Cyber Sunday against Khali. A suicide match, where both guys kill themselves in the ring and fans vote in on who had the best death. Winner gets.... uhh... well, we're the real winners and that's what important

owenbrown
09-17-2007, 09:55 AM
SIX STEPS TO BIG DAVE'S SUCCESS!


1. Dig Hole.

2. Step inside hole.

3. Guide Elephant to sit over hole.

4. Feed Elephant Laxatives.

5. ?

6. Profit.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Kane Knight
09-17-2007, 10:14 AM
Idea for Batista:

BAtista's mouth+Shotgun+pull trigger=Happy KK.

Seriously, WWE's ability to make me otherwise hate people I have spent years online defending (Batista, Cena, Orton are all examples) is ASTONISHING. Now if they could manage to make me want to see Shelton Benjamin and Ken Kennedy dead...Though Kennedy's doing that one all by himself...

BigDaddyCool
09-17-2007, 10:38 AM
Though, I could see Bats going heel with this. Saying and starting a fued with Rey and never giving Kahli a rematch which Kalhi deserves at least 3. It would almost be interesting to see Bats starting a series with Rey because he feels Rey is an easy challenge as a way to duck Kahli. Kahli can claim that Batista couldn't have won a one on one match. But meh.

IC Champion
09-17-2007, 10:52 AM
Idea for Batista:

BAtista's mouth+Shotgun+pull trigger=Happy KK.

Seriously, WWE's ability to make me otherwise hate people I have spent years online defending (Batista, Cena, Orton are all examples) is ASTONISHING. Now if they could manage to make me want to see Shelton Benjamin and Ken Kennedy dead...Though Kennedy's doing that one all by himself...

I just can't imagin you defending Batista, Cena and Orton, I tried, and I can't.

Corkscrewed
09-17-2007, 12:42 PM
I think this is the first time we've ever despised a person for jobbing so much. :lol: :lol:

Kane Knight
09-17-2007, 12:53 PM
I just can't imagin you defending Batista, Cena and Orton, I tried, and I can't.

I defended Orton after everyone was jumping off the bandwagon. Then he started being an even bigger cocksucker than usual. Eventually, it became not worth it.

Batista was gold before he got lazy. Even after his injury, he was solid and entertaining. But even I can't defend the 90 title shots in a row, each culminating in an act where hes now phoning it in.

Cena's the one I've defended most when people say he can't wrestle, or can't work the mic. Just because I hate his current gimmick and he's phoning it in does not mean I think he can't work. :p

BigDaddyCool
09-17-2007, 01:25 PM
TBH I have always hated Randy Orton. But when I read that story about the camera and sim card and signing a $100 bill to dipshit, i kinda like him now.

Mooияakeя™
09-17-2007, 02:54 PM
I dunno who the current guys are "not" watching WWE. But really, yesterday fucked me off. I think I'll just get my news from here soon.

Wake me when it's over...

Stickman
09-17-2007, 03:38 PM
A quad tear would be pretty sweet.

DAMN iNATOR
09-17-2007, 03:55 PM
SIX STEPS TO BIG DAVE'S SUCCESS!


1. Dig Hole.

2. Step inside hole.

3. Guide Elephant to sit over hole.

4. Feed Elephant Laxatives.

5. ?

6. Profit.

3 STEPS TO “STONE COLD” STEVE AUSTIN’S SUCCESS:
http://www.ginnyleecreations.com/Stone%20Cold%20back.JPG