What can I say? I'm pumped for Unforgiven...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Call me insane, but I think I might actually order this event. I mean, it seems so simple even the WWE can't fuck it up.

If Lance Cade & Trevor Murdoch vs. Paul London & Brian Kendrick gets time, I can see it being reason enough to order the show on its own. Add that on top of MVP potentially getting to play a babyface for one night (which will be fun), Beth Phoenix hopefully killing Candice Michelle, and CM Punk and Elijah Burke hopefully getting time, and you have a lot of positives in getting the show. Sure, there will be The Undertaker's return, the World Heavyweight Title match and Triple H squashing Carlito, but at least John Cena vs. Randy Orton won't be horrible, and has a good story behind it.

This could be a fun night for professional wrestling. Unfortunately, I feel the WWE will fuck it up.

[Kane Knight]

You're insane.

[BigDaddyCool]

You're insane.

[Tommy Gunn]

I have to get up early for college tomorrow so I'm still undecided whether to stay up till half 3am to see this. The fact that it's free is in it's favour, as if this was a box office PPV I would definitely just torrent it on Monday morning.

My thoughts (not that you are interested, but tough shit, plus I'm not signed up for tipsters)

Deuce & Domino vs. Captain MVP + Matt Hardy (World Tag Titles)
I still can't tell which ones Deuce and which ones Domino unless I look on the backs of their jackets. I love MVP and Matt's feud so I hope they go over and hold the tag titles a little longer. FTW- MVP & Matt Hardy retain.

Londrick vs. Cadock (WWE Tag Titles)
It should be a solid match, but I'm not too bothered as I've seen it already a couple of times on Raw in recent months. FTW- Cadock.

Women's Match (filler so we can all take a piss and get more food/drink)- Beth "Chyna with less testosterone" Pheonix should kill Candice, I mean break her in go daddy half kind of killing. But WWE will be dicks and have Candice win with a roll up.

C M Punk vs. 4 upside yer head (ECW Title)
The Lijah Express deserves to be in the main event, but C M is babysitting Morrison's title for a few weeks so nothing major will happen here. C M Punk wins.

Taker vs. Henry
Great to have Taker back, but this match will stink. After Taker's entrance you may as well refill those glasses or do something else worthwhile. Taker FTW.

Trips vs. Carlito (Touch me and you're gay match)
How to make Carlito look weak as fuck in 10 minutes, have him destroy Trips with weapons only to lose clean. Well done WWE, building future stars at every opportunity. Trips FTW unless Trips jobs to his quads. (which he'll no sell and still win the match on one leg again).

Pedro vs. Goliath vs. Dancin Dave (World Title)
Fuck off.

Superman vs. Randy Orton (John Cena Spinner Title)
Randy will dominate and as he lost by FU last month, this month WWE will swerve the IWC and have him lose by STFU.
OMG CENA WINS WITH THE STFU! HOW IS THIS NOT STALE BY NOW? It fucking is.

[Xero]

And yet they've promoted the PPV so well that I didn't even realize it was today. Great build. :y:

[Kane Knight]

I'm pretty sure TPWW has crossed the line between optimism and Austism.

[Mr. JL]

I'm still not optimistic.

The WWE sucks. Londrick vs Cadock will be the opening match or it will be crammed in between two "big" matches as a cool down match.

Also, here's some spoilers... Undertaker and Triple H will win. John Cena retains. Mysterio wins the belt and CM Punk retains.

Enjoy the show

[Mooияakeя™]

Not in tipsters, so...

Deuce & Domino vs. MVP + Matt Hardy (World Tag Titles)
I think they'll keep the gold (let's face it there's no Tag Team's on SD for D&D to fight anyway).

London & Kendrick vs. Cade and Cable Guy (WWE Tag Titles)
I don't think they'll lose the titles either. Will be an average match, may have one medium/large spot with some "death-defying stunt" from the high flyers - but doubtful.

Candice vs. Beth
Beth will get disq. I can't see how they would have Candice beat her if she's meant to be a "beast". But either way, I think I may just fall to sleep on this one, so will have to record the rest.

CM Punk vs. Elijah Burke (ECW Title)
Punk will win, but they need to use this to have a killer match. Just like the Punk / Morrisson match - which helped get a bit of feeling towards Punk as a champ. They need to get some interest in this feud.

Undertaker vs. Henry
Be worth it just to see TAKER. But apart from that, I'll only be watching out of respect for the phenom.

Triple H vs. Carlito
Idea of the match is stupid, but it's Trips and well, what else is there in WWE right now?

Bats vs. The world (World Title)
....................

John Seen It All Before vs. Randy Orton (WWE Title)
If Randall doesn't win. FUCK WWE. Simple. It's beyond a joke now.

[IC Champion]

I'm pretty sure Alienoid has crossed the line between optimism and Austism.

[Jura]

Deuce & Domino vs. MVP + Matt Hardy (World Tag Titles)
Don't care.

London & Kendrick vs. Cade and Cable Guy (WWE Tag Titles)
Really don't care

Candice vs. Beth
Nipple slip please.

CM Punk vs. Elijah Burke (ECW Title)
Want Punk to win.

Undertaker vs. Henry
Taker's not gonna put his head between Henry's legs during the Tombstone like last time I bet.

Triple H vs. Carlito
Triple Snake is going to win.

Batista vs Khali vs Rey Mysterio
I want to see at least 2 Batista Bombs and all is right in the world with me. Maybe even a Batista Bomb onto Khali using Rey's body.

John Cena vs. Randy Orton (WWE Title)
Hopefully Mr. Randall Thorton wins this time.

[Jura]

Oh, if Cena wins we riot.

[IC Champion]

Am I the only one who thinks Orton is worse than Cena?

[Xero]

LOL at Punk and Burke getting time. They'll get a 7 minute match with a dead crowd, half of which is at the concession stands.

[IC Champion]

LOL at Punk and Burke getting time. They'll get a 7 minute match with a dead crowd, half of which is at the concession stands.
With the other half wondering who the fuck is in the ring.

[Mercury Bullet]

Am I the only one who thinks Orton is worse than Cena?

Potentially.

:lol:

I don't particularly like Orton as the champ right now but I wouldn't put him beneath Cena. I think Orton should get the belt for two or three months and then get mowed down by Triple H.

[Mercury Bullet]

With the other half wondering who the fuck is in the ring.


Guy #1: Dude, I think this is the ECW title match.

Guy #2: What the hell is a E C W?

Guy #1: Fuck if I know.

[IC Champion]

Potentially.

:lol:

I don't particularly like Orton as the champ right now but I wouldn't put him beneath Cena. I think Orton should get the belt for two or three months and then get mowed down by Triple H.
That's possibly even worse.

[Mercury Bullet]

Nah there's a few people I wouldn't mind seeing Triple H just tear through. Orton is one of them. Cena is one of them. Carlito is also one of them. Why Carlito? Because it's not like HE WAS FUCKING GOING ANYWHERE right now anyway. It's not like Triple H is coming in and squashing a hot, mega-over rising talent. Carlito isn't doing ANYTHING, he should be fucking happy to be on the PPV in the first place.

[Xero]

But Carlito is COOL and makes FUNNYZ JOKEZZZ! Therefore he is considered HOT by the SMARKS and IS TEH MAN WHO WILL LEADZ WWEZ INTO DA NEXTZZZ BOOOOMZZZ!

[IC Champion]

Well it cerntianly won't be Triple H to lead them into the next boom.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm gonna watch it at Buffalo Wild Wings for free and get paid whilst I do it. That means I'm pretty pumped as well.

[The One]

This is actually one of WWE's best booked shows in my opinion...


WWE Tag Team Title Match: Deuce & Domino vs. MVP & Hardy
MVP makes up for Hardy's blackhole of interest. They seriously could have done just about any other Tag Team in the history of the division and it would have been better than D&D, but I guess they're really not important. MVP is money.

World Tag Team Title Match: London & Kendrick vs. Texas Tag Team
They could promise that I get a free blowjob if I watch this match, and there is still a good chance I would use it as a piss break.

Women's Title Match: Beth vs. Candice
Candice is hot. Beth, less so. I choose to root for Candice. Having said that there is no way this will actually be anything close to a good match.

ECW World Title Match: CM Punk vs. Elijah Burke
It's only the 18 millionth time we've seen this match, but whatever. There really is only so much you can do with a roster of 10 or so. Go Punk Go. I doubt this will be an instant classic, but it could be worth a watch.

Undertaker vs. Henry
Undertaker's entrance, which I bet is gonna be stocked and loaded with the druids or whatever they're called. Always fun to see him walk under all the fire and stuff. Entrance = 10, match = 0.1

Triple H vs. Carlito
Triple H is the man. If Carlito is EVER going to get to the Main Event, this is his time. There is seriously nobody who if you have a great march with gives you instant credibility like Hunter. If Lito phones it in like his lazy ass is prone to do, than I hope he rots in midcard hell.

World Heavyweight Title Match: Batista vs Khali vs Rey Mysterio
I bet Batista is gonna do a really good entrance for Unforgiven!!! :) And I'll get to mark out, and everyone will be happy...after that though who gives a shit...

WWE Title Match: John Cena vs. Randy Orton
If Orton doesn't win it this time I am going shit a fucking brick.

As you can see, I have two exciting entrances and am looking forward to at least three of the matches. This is the best booked WWE event in literally years.

[Slow]

Though i wanted Batista to win, i'd happy happy if Khali won as long as it meant a feud with Mark Henry, can't wait to see them go against each over when it happens

[Tommy Gunn]

Just confirmed for No Mercy...

Khali (c) vs. Dancin' Dave for the World Title.

Randy Orton vs. John Cena (c) in a gimmick match.

C M Punk (c) vs. John Morrison ECW Title.

I'm calling it.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Oh, if Cena wins, <strike>we riot</strike> Undertaker will proceed to toss both men through the Unforgiven set, reminiscent of the 2002 event's ending.

[Disturbed316]

The only reason I'm even gonna watch it is because I'm getting it for free, otherwise I wouldn't bother.

[addy2hotty]

I'm watching for free as well.

Can't wait for the MAHUSIVE pop that CM Punk gets.

Spoiler - Cena Wins

Henry to injure Undertaker.

Two tag matches that I couldn't care less about.

Triple H continues to make upper mid-carders quit.

A piss break womens match.

Some HILARIOUS Vince/Hornswoggle scenes. I'm PUMPED!

Like anyone is gonna pay for this shit. Seriously.

[br0ken]

I'm pretty sure TPWW has crossed the line between optimism and Austism.

Stone Cold is coming back :?:

[Disturbed316]

BAH GOWD WHAT A SLOBBERKNOCKER OF A BRAIN DISEASE!

[Outsider]

I've booked Sky Sports to watch this, only to see if Cena finally loses.

While it's a fair bit of money, at least I get a whole months worth of RAW and Smackdown, as well as a few footy matches for little more than a PPV.

[Splaya]

I'm watching it for free on the net, but I dunno. Hoping somehow I get to watch it for free on the DISH

[br0ken]

I'm watching it for free on the net, but I dunno. Hoping somehow I get to watch it for free on the DISH

How do I watch it on the internet for free :?:

[Anybody Thrilla]

Go to B Dubs, Splaya.

[Kane Knight]

Am I the only one who thinks Orton is worse than Cena?

I think it's largely an argument of semantics at this point, but Cena's been crushing everyone with shitty wrestling and a title run that no babyface deserves while getting booed as heavily as he does.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Am I the only one who thinks Orton is worse than Cena?

No, you're not. I prefer Randy Orton in general theory, but John Cena is definitely the better choice for WWE Champion at the moment.

[Mr. Nerfect]

And Unforgiven was not that bad. None of the matches besides the ones involving John Cena, Randy Orton, The Undertaker or Triple H were horrible, but that was expected by me. The undercard delivered as I thought it would. I don't really regret watching it.

[Mr. Nerfect]

But Carlito is COOL and makes FUNNYZ JOKEZZZ! Therefore he is considered HOT by the SMARKS and IS TEH MAN WHO WILL LEADZ WWEZ INTO DA NEXTZZZ BOOOOMZZZ!

Who exactly are you making fun of? I can't actually remember anyone saying anything remotely like that.

[blake639raw]

haha, yeah right. You're an ROH fan. Everybody knows that ROH fans are fuck ing idiots, and don't like anything that isn't ROH. I call your bluff.

[Xero]

Who exactly are you making fun of? I can't actually remember anyone saying anything remotely like that.
The ones who say that guys like Carlito, who is average in the ring and decent on the mic at best and gets a fairly dead reaction everywhere but "smarter" cities are the future of the company. He should never make it past the midcard.

[Corkscrewed]

Dats not cool. :shifty:

[Kane Knight]

The ones who say that guys like Carlito, who is average in the ring and decent on the mic at best and gets a fairly dead reaction everywhere but "smarter" cities are the future of the company. He should never make it past the midcard.

I'd say he's above average, but definitely not main event material in and of themselves.