Official RAW Thread (9/17/2007): Last Man Standing

[KingofOldSchool]

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NASHVILLE, Tenn. – After the events of Unforgiven, WWE Champion John Cena will kick off Raw tonight when it emanates from the “Musical Capital of the World.” The Champ will undoubtedly have something to say about his father giving Randy Orton a taste of his own medicine last night and his upcoming Last Man Standing Match against the Legend Killer at No Mercy.

At Unforgiven, Cena was disqualified in his championship match when he refused to stop pummeling Orton in the corner. When the Legend Killer grabbed the elder Cena out of his ringside seat and prepared to re-enact his previous attack where he gave him a concussion, the WWE Champion pounced and locked Orton in an STFU. Cena’s father then gave Orton a dose of his own medicine by punting him in the skull.

An outraged Coachman immediately signed Orton and Cena to a Last Man Standing Match for the title at No Mercy on Oct. 7. But with The Champ kicking off Raw tonight, the fireworks could start early. Be sure to catch Raw live on USA Network at 9/8 CT.

[KingofOldSchool]

ALL HAIL SANTINO MARELLA

[KingofOldSchool]

CENA IS SERIOUS

[ClockShot]

Somewhere down the line, I see Cowboy Bob coming back for a short time to back Randy up during this family fued.

[KingofOldSchool]

I still want to see Cena Sr. turn on Cena Jr.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Cena is passing off the boos due to him "snapping"

[KingofOldSchool]

How ironic Cena's #1 fan is a preteen girl.

[Corndad]

Evening fellas.

[ClockShot]

Alright. Wrap it up.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena wants to have his way with Orton.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol what a bad metaphor

[ClockShot]

Well shit, coach. What the hell happened?

[ClockShot]

YEA!

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena's dad is going over.

[Corndad]

Oh god.

[FourFifty]

Just heard Mr. Cena vs Orton. Missed the 1st mins. Did I miss anything I should care about?

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

Either that KoOS, or Cena is gonna hit the ring shortly after the bell rigns.

[JT]

Orton vs. Cena's dad 450...and thus the show is ruined for me already. V_V

[Jura]

I love this guy from the Burger King commercial. He's so goofy in Balls of Fury.

[RawRocks]

Not a good match at all.

[FourFifty]

I hate Jim Ross' hat.

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope Orton RKO's both Cenas tonight.

[Skippord]

Go get em Jeff

[RawRocks]

IC Match right off the bat

[FourFifty]

Jeff Hardy is gnarly? Holy Robot Jesus! The late 80's called, and they want their slang back!

[Mercury Bullet]

Hardy/Benjamin should be a decent match. Why the hell is it first? To make the rest of the crap later look even worse?

[KingofOldSchool]

Jeff Hardy is gnarly? Holy Robot Jesus! The late 80's called, and they want their slang back!

:lol:

[Skippord]

Detective gay haircut

[KingofOldSchool]

And no winning this mmmaaaatch!

[FourFifty]

Jeff vs Shelton. Let's turn this into a drinking game. Take a drink everytime someone botches. We'll all be so drunk by the end we won't care about Cena Sr vs Orton.

[SammyG]

lol for some reason I always laugh at the "reverse mule kick"

[KingofOldSchool]

Jeff vs Shelton. Let's turn this into a drinking game. Take a drink everytime someone botches. We'll all be so drunk by the end we won't care about Cena Sr vs Orton.

Sweet, I've always wanted to get alcohol poisoning.

[Mercury Bullet]

Jeff vs Shelton. Let's turn this into a drinking game. Take a drink everytime someone botches. We'll all be so drunk by the end we won't care about Cena Sr vs Orton.

I don't think I have enough beer in the house to finish the game...

[Mercury Bullet]

lol for some reason I always laugh at the "reverse mule kick"

Lol, yeh, what the hell is a reverse mule kick?

[JT]

Jeff vs Shelton. Let's turn this into a drinking game. Take a drink everytime someone botches. We'll all be so drunk by the end we won't care about Cena Sr vs Orton.


Okay, this may be the highlight of the night...lets keep it alive.

[Mercury Bullet]

Oh fuck, I have to pick my girl up from work at 8 (PST)...I'm gonna miss the end of this shit. Watch this be the best raw in a while and i'm going to miss the ending...

[Mercury Bullet]

...and I have to drop out of the drinking game...

[Splaya]

Jeff vs Shelton. Let's turn this into a drinking game. Take a drink everytime someone botches. We'll all be so drunk by the end we won't care about Cena Sr vs Orton.


Haha I'm in

[Corndad]

C'mon Shelton.

[Splaya]

LOL

I thought JR was calling Jeff Hardy a pure athlete. I was about to pour the shot.

[SammyG]

King "I don't like Jeff Hardy's chances"

AKA, Hardy is going over.

[FourFifty]

So am I the only one who thinks after Jim Ross calls it quits the WWE should send a truck load of money to Don Callis?

[FourFifty]

Joey Styles on play by play and Don Callis on color :drool:

[SammyG]

that was a sweet whisper in the wind by the rainbow haired warrior.

[Skippord]

So am I the only one who thinks after Jim Ross calls it quits the WWE should send a truck load of money to Don West?

[Mercury Bullet]

So am I the only one who thinks after Jim Ross calls it quits the WWE should send a truck load of money to Don Callis?

That wouldn't be a bad idea, but it'll never happen. I'm guessing Michael Cole gets the bump up and somebody else takes his spot on Smackdown.

[Mercury Bullet]

So am I the only one who thinks after Jim Ross calls it quits the WWE should send a truck load of money to Don West?

:lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

I'm surprised they have yet to do their obligatory Jerry Lawler angle.

[SammyG]

Botch. Drink.

[Splaya]

R we counting the Shelton jump on the ropes ?

[Mercury Bullet]

DOES THAT COUNT FOR THE DRINKING GAME?

[SammyG]

another botch. drink.

[ClockShot]

Fuck you, Shelton.

[Mercury Bullet]

Lol

[Splaya]

WOW, The crowd is nuts for Hardy

[FourFifty]

....that wasn't nearly as botchy as I thought it would, but you gotta love how The King and Jim Ross are trying to make it sound like Jeff Hardy is the next Cena by overcoming the odds.

[SammyG]

Nice of Hardy to give that kid his sleeve.

[SammyG]

Piss break

[Mercury Bullet]

NO! NO DIVA SEARCH ON TV!

[FourFifty]

Diva Search = Porn Break

[Mercury Bullet]

I just belched obscenely loud. So loud it freaked out my cat and she just went running out of the room.

[Splaya]

K hold up, are we doing it for the rest of the night? Or just that match

[Splaya]

The drinking game

[Splaya]

LOL


Seriously what must those girls be thinking when they are doing this shit.

Also, Brooke needs to win she is the hottest

[FourFifty]

For the whole night. Let's get fucked up and include when the botch common sense.

[ClockShot]

Here we go.

[KingofOldSchool]

Take a shot everytime Hornswaggle humps Vince's leg.

[Mercury Bullet]

ROFL HE'S EATING LUCKY CHARMS

[SammyG]

Taryn is hot.


ROFLLLLL SWOG

[ClockShot]

Mmmmmmm. Magically delicious. :drool:

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow Hornswaggle sounds like Beavis and or Butthead.

[SammyG]

wtf. Trips vs Cade and Murdoch!?

[FourFifty]

I love the 'Swog!

wwe.com should start up a new blog. "The 'Swog's Blog"
Since finding out he's Vince's son, wwe.com gave Hornswoggle his own blog on wwe.com!

[Mercury Bullet]

I put this in my sig earlier...





The 'Swog Says, Know Your Role And Eat Your Lucky Charms!
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The Credible Champ Is Here

[Splaya]

For the whole night. Let's get fucked up and include when the botch common sense.

Dude, I wanna have fun, not encounter death

[Mercury Bullet]

I think i should get "The 'Swog" trademarked in case the WWE tries to start using it...

[Ninti the Mad]

wtf. Trips vs Cade and Murdoch!?


yeah tis gay

[FourFifty]

Goddamn it. MB, after I spread some rep remind me to rep you for your sig.

[ClockShot]

Kick his ass Ron Simmons!

[KingofOldSchool]

DAMN-A!

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena Sr. cuts a better promo than his boy.

[DarKCentaur]

Just got on here.... anybody else notice the "Save us Y2J" sign during the Hardy/Benjamin match?

[FourFifty]

WAIT! DID THEY JUST SAY CENA LOST A TITLE ONCE!?!?!??!?!

[Mercury Bullet]

ROFL

[KingofOldSchool]

OH SNAP

[Splaya]

LOL at Santino saying Austin was worse than Britney at the VMA's

[SammyG]

LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO LMFAO

[Jura]

I wanna touch that rack.

[FourFifty]

:rofl: SANTINO IS GOLD!!!
Jillian is Silver

[Mercury Bullet]

"I can't believe I used to pleasure myself to that woman"

[Mercury Bullet]

Her boobs are so awesome

[Skippord]

I hate Santino still

fucking terrible

[SammyG]

RROOOFLLLLLLLL @ Chris Crocker shot. ROFL ROFL

[Splaya]

LOL at the Irish music

[Mercury Bullet]

Lol @ the jig playing in the background

[ClockShot]

God damn, girl. Spare us.

[FourFifty]

I call The Swog!

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[Mercury Bullet]

Haha, this is seriously one of the better starts to Raw that there has been in a while.

[Splaya]

LOL at Vince's office

[Skippord]

That Hornswoggle is efficent

[ClockShot]

GUINESSS! BRILLANT!

[Splaya]

LOL.

[FourFifty]

It's sad that the "unicorn" got a bigger pop than Lashey

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAHA

[SammyG]

that was amazing. I love this Raw

[Mercury Bullet]

I like how freaked out he looked just now. Wow, lol.

[Mercury Bullet]

Checking MNF.....

Skins 3
Eagles 6

2:36 remaining in the 2nd Quarter

[Splaya]

Due to the hilarity of the Hornswoggle angle, I have withdrawn myself from the drinking game

[KingofOldSchool]

FLAG MATCH

[SammyG]

HOLY SHIT FLAG MATCH

[Mercury Bullet]

WTF is this?

[ClockShot]

A flag match. Who saw this coming?

[FourFifty]

Flag Match! Nice!

[Corndad]

Nice. Flag match lol

[SammyG]

DAIVARI VS DUGGAN?! I am gonna go take a shower.

[FourFifty]

Hacksaw Jim Duggan, not so nice.

[Mercury Bullet]

Meh...I dunno what to think about this one...

[KingofOldSchool]

We need Iron Sheik.

[ClockShot]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Splaya]

A flag match, eh.


I'd rather see something else. Where's Judy Bagwell at?

[Skippord]

Why Hacksaw?

[FourFifty]

The only thing that could save this match is Hassan.
Or Jericho.
Or The Messiah.
Or Hornswoggle.
Or El Generico.
Or if the ring explodes for no reason.

[Mercury Bullet]

The only thing that could save this match is if the ring explodes for no reason.

:yes:

[FourFifty]

What country would Boggen use for his flag?

[Mercury Bullet]

Good, that was short.

[Jura]

Remember when Hacksaw went up against the NWO in WCW with a foam 2x4?

[Mercury Bullet]

Lol, Cena just appears and "BOOO"

[KingofOldSchool]

CENA LOSES

[SammyG]

Why isn't Coach barring Cena from ringside?

[SammyG]

Gotta be Khali

[Mercury Bullet]

Coach should have just piefaced Cena and strutted off like a badass.

[ClockShot]

Hmmmmm. Who's Coach got in mind for Cena?

[Mercury Bullet]

I'm guessing Khali too...even though he's beaten Khali before. I could see Khali squashing him tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

Gotta be Khali

Or Zitsky.

[Corndad]

I love that commercial with Jessica Alba losing her skirt.

[FourFifty]

Big Daddy V. Calling it now.

[Mercury Bullet]

Okay, so I flip over to MNF for a second and they are talking about how 'dynamic' Washington's offense is...they have three fucking points and it's a few seconds until halftime.

[Mercury Bullet]

This should be good...

[Splaya]

Hmmmmm. Who's Coach got in mind for Cena?

Well it won't be Jericho.


HAHA, GONNA GO OUT THERE AND SAY SNITSKY

[Mercury Bullet]

Snitsky sounds like a good guess too

[Corndad]

I love the jig lol

[KingofOldSchool]

I wanna jig to this music.

[KingofOldSchool]

Or Zitsky.

[FourFifty]

I'm gonna find the Swog's theme song on myspace and put it on my profile.

[Splaya]

LOL Did anyone notice earlier when Coach was like "I could have stripped you of your title Cena."

AND THE CROWD POPPED

[FourFifty]

"If I die" Nice touch.

[Mercury Bullet]

Lol, 'If I die'. The 'Swog is going to be runnin' the show!

[Splaya]

LOL I hope HHH comes out during this

[Jura]

Lol at McMahon pushing him away.

[KingofOldSchool]

Hornswoggle should start saying "Money, money, yeah, yeah"

[Mercury Bullet]

LOL Did anyone notice earlier when Coach was like "I could have stripped you of your title Cena."

AND THE CROWD POPPED

Lol, yeh. Not surprised.

[Corndad]

Adoption LOL

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[Splaya]

LOL I'm putting you up for adoption

[FourFifty]

.....what the shit......?

[Splaya]

TECHNICALLY, Swog is over 21 so he can't be legally adopted?


Right :shifty:

[Mercury Bullet]

Rofl, "Hornswoggle is everything you told us he could be"

[Mercury Bullet]

lol

[Corndad]

LOL this is great lol

[ClockShot]

EVIL! EVIL CHILD!

[Splaya]

LOL

Swog is freaking out.

The midget version of Eugene?

[FourFifty]

Shades of Sharkboy!

[Mercury Bullet]

Rofl. Swog 3:16 says I JUST BIT YOUR ASS!

[Corndad]

anyone else see Vince making him take on Khali in the near future lol

[FourFifty]

Am I the only one that thinks that this could start a Finlay/McMahon fued?

[Mercury Bullet]

Wow, an asshole chant!

[Splaya]

YES....I FUCKING CALLED IT

[Mercury Bullet]

Triple H is gonna take The 'Swog in under his wing...

[ClockShot]

Ah ha. Son #2.

[Corndad]

It's all about the game... and how you play it.

[Mercury Bullet]

The new DX...Trips and The 'Swog.

[Mercury Bullet]

Rofl

[Splaya]

lol hhh decorated the office.

[Mercury Bullet]

HAHAHA

[FourFifty]

"It's not easy Vince. Pimpin' ain't easy."

[Splaya]

LOL The internet

[FourFifty]

Triple H is money.

[Corndad]

LOL

[Mercury Bullet]

Too much genetic jack daniels, forgot to genetically jack off...

rofl

[Innovator]

genetic jackass

[Splaya]

From Jackhammer, to Jack Daniels, to Jack off to Jack ass

[ClockShot]

Trips brought his A game today.

[Mercury Bullet]

ROFL

[FourFifty]

Holy God, Triple H is on fire tonight!

[Splaya]

LOL Smurf Village

[RP]

Triple H's voice has changed and his face looks way different. I think he's got bad steroids.

[Splaya]

You must spread around reputation before giving it to HHH again

[Mercury Bullet]

Jesus, this is great.

[FourFifty]

:rofl: I cannot stress how funny Triple H is tonight.

[KingofOldSchool]

lol

[Mercury Bullet]

Haha, was she magically delicious.

[FourFifty]

You must spread around reputation before giving it to HHH again

[Xerzes]

To review: has anyone in a handicap match against tag team champions ever lost?

[ClockShot]

I miss Cryme Tyme.

[FourFifty]

The highligt of last night's ppv for me was just The Underaker hitting the ring.

[RawRocks]

ah that was great

[RP]

Undertaker faced Mark Henry again? Jesus Christ is this shit serious.

[DarKCentaur]

I don't see why HHH should be scared of Cade and Murdoch: Cena beat both of them, PLUS Umaga a couple months ago

[Mercury Bullet]

Yeh, the PPV yesterday sucked pretty ferociously.

[Splaya]

I don't see why HHH should be scared of Cade and Murdoch: Cena beat both of them, PLUS Umaga a couple months ago

Logic. WWE hopes you forgot

[FourFifty]

I wasn't saying anything bad about the PPV. I just hardcore marked out when The Undertaker hit the ring. Say what you want to about how he was better 5 years ago or more, but damned if he's not the king of showmanship.

[Mercury Bullet]

I wasn't too optimistic about Raw tonight but this has been a pleasant surprise.

[DarKCentaur]

Actually, that is logic. A much lesser man beat your opponents +1.

BRAVO WWE

[Mercury Bullet]

With the exception of Taker's return, everything else at Unforgiven was incredibly underwhelming.

[Azriel]

So, are they leaving it off that 'Swog was really the son?

[DarKCentaur]

HHH kinda looks like he has wings on his asscheeks

[Innovator]

I wasn't saying anything bad about the PPV. I just hardcore marked out when The Undertaker hit the ring. Say what you want to about how he was better 5 years ago or more, but damned if he's not the king of showmanship.It was the best part of the show, Taker rises from the smoke

[FourFifty]

HHH kinda looks like he has wings on his asscheeks

It helps him fly above the glass celing.

[Splaya]

It was the best part of the show, Taker rises from the smoke

Pretty sad when an entrance is the best part of a wrestling ppv

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow whodathunkit?

[Splaya]

Wait, he didn't win with the Pedigree?

[Mercury Bullet]

WTF, he wins via spinebuster?

Batista won via spinebuster yesterday.

Is a spinebuster a devastating finisher now?

[Mercury Bullet]

I don't know if Trips' quads can handle giving out so many spinebusters

[ClockShot]

Hmmmmm. Uh. That ends that friendship.

[Xerzes]

Glass ceiling: reinforced.

Crowd: cheering.

Buh?

[Jura]

Yeah fuck London and Kendrick.

[FourFifty]

WTF, he wins via spinebuster?

Batista won via spinebuster yesterday.

Is a spinebuster a devastating finisher now?

It was for Arn Anderson.
Kinda pissed at Trips turning on London and Kendrick.

[Mercury Bullet]

So...are they turning Londrick heel? Triple H heel? Or just emphasizing what a "loose cannon" Triple H is?

[KingofOldSchool]

This is why no one cares about the tag division.

[KingofOldSchool]

So...are they turning Londrick heel? Triple H heel? Or just emphasizing what a "loose cannon" Triple H is?

Nah Triple H just hates tag teams.

[FourFifty]

Nah WWE just hates tag teams.
Fixed

[Mercury Bullet]

It was for Arn Anderson.


Ah, okay.

[RawRocks]

what is it with midgets these days? Oxy commercial with a friggin midget.

[Mercury Bullet]

Shit, well now I gotta leave to pick my girl up from work and miss the last 20 minutes or so of one of the best raws in a long time.

[FourFifty]

Oh Christ, Beth Phoenix is..... I don't give a fuck what anyone says- that chick is HOT!

[Jura]

Is Beth as powerful in the bedroom as she is in the ring? All signs point to yes.

[SammyG]

words can not describe how much I wanna sex Melina.

[FourFifty]

"That makes my eyeballs happy!" Love The King on color.

[Mercury Bullet]

I'll agree that she is pretty hot, albeit a bit buff.

Melina is where it is at though...:drool:

And Jillians boobs....:drool:

[DarKCentaur]

Wow, the No Mercy logo kinda looks like Kennedy's

[FourFifty]

Mickie should have come out to her own music.

[Corndad]

Theres my girl Mickie!!!!!

[DarKCentaur]

What was I saying? Oh yeah, boobs

[SammyG]

OMG THIS MUSIC IS SO ANNOYING.

[Mercury Bullet]

And Mickie James...:drool:

Candice. Meh. She's okay.

[FourFifty]

They're trying to make Candice into too much of an enegerized persona. The techno remix doesn't work.

[Splaya]

WHERE THE FUCK HAS BEEN MELINA BEEN




GONNA GET TO SEE MICKIE :love:

[KingofOldSchool]

Seriously, did Trips really need to Pedigree Londrick?

[ClockShot]

Damn. She busted out the Unprettier.

[FourFifty]

Candy Wrapper.............. No. Not only no, but hell no.

[Splaya]

Beth Phoenix - The WWE's next Chyna



But way hotter :)

[FourFifty]

No Splaya! Don't you EVER Compare Beth Phoenix to Chyna! Do not put her on that level!

[SammyG]

20 mins to go!

[Skippord]

Sweet they're going to beat us over the head with The Condemned again

[DarKCentaur]

Well, they'll make a killing in DVD sales. And by killing, they mean sales will double what it made in theaters. And when you double nothing...

[FourFifty]

"It's a killer movie"
By that he means "It got killed"

[Skippord]

at least it gets Black Stone Cherry more tv time

[RawRocks]

Horns in the trunk of the limo... thats funny

[Xerzes]

Hornswoggle in the trunk of a vehicle. The first and only thing to come to mind upon seeing it: Spritle and Chim-Chim. Thank you, Japan.

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