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KingofOldSchool
09-21-2007, 10:04 PM
:'( :'(

P.S. His middle name is Rufus :lol:

Xero
09-21-2007, 10:05 PM
Another one fucks the dust?

KingofOldSchool
09-21-2007, 10:10 PM
He was so upset that he missed the Ho Train, his heart just gave out on him.

R.I.P. Peanut Head

Xero
09-21-2007, 10:11 PM
They finally cracked his nut...

Chuck Jones
09-21-2007, 10:12 PM
pretty bad timing...

Inadequacy
09-21-2007, 10:13 PM
If this doesn't lead to Ken Kennedy being Long's bastard son I will be thoroughly disappointed.

KingofOldSchool
09-21-2007, 10:13 PM
If this doesn't lead to MVP being Long's bastard son I will be thoroughly disappointed.

mrslackalack
09-21-2007, 10:17 PM
Holla Holla

Pepsi Man
09-21-2007, 10:18 PM
If this doesn't lead to MVP being Long's bastard father I will be thoroughly disappointed.

BigDaddyCool
09-21-2007, 10:58 PM
Meh.

Shadow
09-21-2007, 11:51 PM
...Long's dead?

Kane Knight
09-22-2007, 12:04 AM
Sadly, Shadow, it's only an angle. He'll come back as part of the new Ministry.

The Naitch
09-22-2007, 01:33 AM
They'll keep him alive.

dablackguy
09-22-2007, 02:26 AM
I don't know how much you guys believe in karma and the like...

But the last time we had a death angle, someone actually died and although not related, karma?

And the last one before that, I remember Al Wilson... yeah, think my love of Wrestling died with Al Wilson

Glad to see Vince is still going to use "deaths" (although not stated on wwe.com) in angles

Gray
09-22-2007, 02:27 AM
Did Simmons shout Damn! ?

The Naitch
09-22-2007, 02:33 AM
lol at Vince still doing another death angle

Mr. JL
09-22-2007, 09:08 AM
With all that has gone on in the past year related to pro wrestling deaths, you would think the WWE would be smart enough not to go anywhere near an angle like this for a long while (even if Teddy Long does not kick the bucket).

Xero
09-22-2007, 09:29 AM
That was the worst pop The Godfather has ever gotten. Seems that there are almost no Attitude Era fans left. :nono:

Mr. JL
09-22-2007, 10:08 AM
and can you really blame them for leaving?

Kane Knight
09-22-2007, 10:27 AM
I could complain that this is disrespectful to those who died, whether he really dies or not in the angle. I could argue that it's too soon. I could probably argue a lot of things, most of which I don't believe in, but my first thought, really, was "Does WWE think enough people give a shit about Teddy Long to make this worthwhile?

Slow
09-22-2007, 10:33 AM
No

Slow
09-22-2007, 10:35 AM
A heart attack eh? that'll teach the cradle robbing bastard!

FourFifty
09-22-2007, 11:48 AM
Hey, let's clear things up. Ric Flair had a heart attack in the ring and then he went on to win tag team and IC gold! WOOOOOOO!!!

Slow
09-22-2007, 12:40 PM
Hey, let's clear things up. Ric Flair had a heart attack in the ring and then he went on to win tag team and IC gold! WOOOOOOO!!!


he's clearly the man

Mr. JL
09-22-2007, 12:48 PM
but my first thought, really, was "Does WWE think enough people give a shit about Teddy Long to make this worthwhile?
lol

XL
09-22-2007, 01:22 PM
That was the worst pop The Godfather has ever gotten. Seems that there are almost no Attitude Era fans left. :nono:
I was watching The Best of Raw Volume 2 (the Attitude Era ones) and even the Godfather got a better pop as a mid-carder than the top guys do today! It's saddening to look back on.

IC Champion
09-22-2007, 01:31 PM
That was the worst pop The Godfather has ever gotten. Seems that there are almost no Attitude Era fans left. :nono:
Those fans are dead and stopped watching 4 years ago, like me, expect I started watching again, dont really know why...:-\

Blue Demon
09-22-2007, 01:43 PM
:|

Team Sheep
09-22-2007, 02:01 PM
Lol his thud to the ground when he fell...I burst out laughing :$:

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2007, 02:17 PM
When I first read this, I rushed to wwe.com to see if they had actually announced that he died. Turns out they're going with him being in a "comatose state" so, he'll probably end up not dying. Still, a bit of a risky angle.

Also, this was on the site...

"After being rushed to a local medical facility, Long’s doctors claim the groom was suffering from hypertension, which was worsened by the ingestion of the erectile dysfunction medicine Viagra."

:lol:

I wonder if this is a somewhat subtle jab at the whole drug scandal?

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2007, 02:18 PM
I thought the entire wedding segment was really well done, by the way.

Kane Knight
09-22-2007, 03:10 PM
Yeah, I thought Long might really been dead.

Man, was that a letdown.

:shifty:

Anybody Thrilla
09-22-2007, 03:13 PM
Another one spoiled.

I'm really beginning to not like you guys.

IC Champion
09-22-2007, 03:16 PM
What was spoiled this time? Smackdown?

Kane Knight
09-22-2007, 03:18 PM
Another one spoiled.

I'm really beginning to not like you guys.

It was up on WWE.com, so obviously it was not a spoiler.

#1-norm-fan
09-22-2007, 03:29 PM
The writers usually do a pretty good job of spoiling Smackdown! before the show is even filmed so... :-\

Gerard
09-22-2007, 04:01 PM
dbl pst

Gerard
09-22-2007, 04:02 PM
Says on the site he's comatose not dead. :wtf:

They'll leave the death angle till the honeymoon fuckfest.

Kane Knight
09-22-2007, 04:34 PM
The writers usually do a pretty good job of spoiling Smackdown! before the show is even filmed so... :-\

Yeah, here's how they do it:

Writer: I've got an idea!

Anybody Thrilla
09-22-2007, 05:49 PM
It was up on WWE.com, so obviously it was not a spoiler.

It was up after SmackDOWN! aired, and I avoided the site thinking something might be spoiled, so obviously shut up.

KingofOldSchool
09-22-2007, 07:49 PM
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r269/nottombosley/GIFs/teddywedding5.gif

LOL @ London and Punk looking at everyone like they are idiots for waving their hands around

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r269/nottombosley/GIFs/teddywedding19.gif

Kane Knight
09-22-2007, 08:01 PM
It was up after SmackDOWN! aired, and I avoided the site thinking something might be spoiled, so obviously shut up.

Errr, no it wasn't. I saw it up before the show.

So obviously, piss off.

Evil Vito
09-22-2007, 08:10 PM
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r269/nottombosley/GIFs/teddywedding5.gif

LOL @ London and Punk looking at everyone like they are idiots for waving their hands around



<font color=goldenrod>LOL was hoping someone would make a GIF of that</font> :cool:

The One
09-22-2007, 08:58 PM
Having missed SmackDown, I was thinking Long was really dead.

Holla.

Shadow
09-22-2007, 11:30 PM
.....Jeff, what the hell are you doing?

The One
09-22-2007, 11:36 PM
He's more stoned than you are, what do you expect from him?

Tommy Gunn
09-23-2007, 07:42 AM
So does this mean Krystal & Vickie will now turn heel and run Smackdown? It seems they were building up to it for months.

Still, the wedding would have been better if the minister peeled off his skin to reveal Eric Bischoff. ;)

Impact!
09-23-2007, 10:13 AM
Now I fully expect next week's Smackdown to feature Krystal trying to have sex with a Comatose Mr. Peanut.

Kane Knight
09-23-2007, 10:29 AM
That would almost be worth watching the <s>B</s> <s>C</s> Shit show.

IC Champion
09-23-2007, 12:21 PM
That would almost be worth watching the <s>B</s> <s>C</s> Shit show.
It's really not.

Kane Knight
09-23-2007, 01:46 PM
It's really not.

No, it's not. But the thought of that was so horribly comical, I thought for a moment I might actually watch a WWE show.

IC Champion
09-23-2007, 01:50 PM
No, it's not. But the thought of that was so horribly comical, I thought for a moment I might actually watch a WWE show.
Yea, It crossed my mind to, but I just went on dailymotion on watched the wedding, it was decent, the Swog is awesome though.

Tommy Gunn
09-23-2007, 02:23 PM
Hornswoggle shooting on Coach made me LOL. Just that little scene where they were pushing and shoving eachother, then the minister turned round and looked at them, they both looked at the ground ashamed, then Swog slaps Coach on the back of the head.

Anybody Thrilla
09-23-2007, 03:17 PM
Errr, no it wasn't. I saw it up before the show.

So obviously, piss off.

Either way, I avoided the site in case of spoilers.

Ergo, eat a dick.

Vastardikai
09-23-2007, 03:51 PM
:'( :'(

P.S. His middle name is Rufus :lol:

He used to be known as "Long Rufus", but it was kinda cold out...

Xero
09-23-2007, 04:22 PM
Either way, I avoided the site in case of spoilers.

Ergo, eat a dick.
If you avoided WWE.com for spoilers you should have avoided here for Spoilers. WWE.com has a habit of spoiling SmackDown! up to fifteen minutes before it's done its first airing.

If it's on WWE.com it's not a spoiler, thus quit your bitching.

IC Champion
09-23-2007, 04:24 PM
I say it is a spoiler, but Smackdown sucks so who cares.

Anybody Thrilla
09-23-2007, 04:46 PM
If you avoided WWE.com for spoilers you should have avoided here for Spoilers. WWE.com has a habit of spoiling SmackDown! up to fifteen minutes before it's done its first airing.

If it's on WWE.com it's not a spoiler, thus quit your bitching.

I hardly ever go to WWE.com, so I really don't know what's going on there. All I know is that I would rather not see results in the thread titles as a common courtesy. It's a spoiler to me because I never get to watch Smackdwon on Fridays because...well, there are things to do on Friday.

Therefore, fuck your mouth.

Kane Knight
09-23-2007, 10:21 PM
If you avoided WWE.com for spoilers you should have avoided here for Spoilers. WWE.com has a habit of spoiling SmackDown! up to fifteen minutes before it's done its first airing.

If it's on WWE.com it's not a spoiler, thus quit your bitching.

Ergo, stop being a whiny faggot.

http://www.ximtc.net/home/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/knot-hangmans-noose-black-backdrop-18mm-manila-1-ajhd.jpg

thedamndest
09-23-2007, 10:22 PM
I hope long is suspended for having an illegal Viagra prescription.

Kane Knight
09-24-2007, 12:36 AM
LOL. That would be stupid funny.