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The One
09-22-2007, 10:44 PM
Not that PWI's opinion in anything means jackshit, but it's always fun to point and laugh at how fucking stupid wrestling publications are. I haven't looked THAT closely, but I didn't find Benoit's name anywhere. CONSPIRACY!

1. John Cena
2. Edge
3. Mistico
4. Kurt Angle
5. The Undertaker
6. Shawn Michaels
7. Christian Cage
8. Perro Aguayo Jr.
9. Bobby Lashley
10. Takeshi Morishima
11. Ultimo Guerrero
12. Samoa Joe
13. Batista
14. Minoru Suzuki
15. Randy Orton
16. Mitsuharu Misawa
17. Brayan Danielson
18. King Booker
19. Sting
20. Yuji Nagata
21. Ken Kennedy
22. Umaga
23. Abyss
24. Rob Van Dam
25. Nigel McGuinness
26. Cibernetico
27. Naomichi Marufuji
28. Chris Saban
29. Jeff Hardy
30. Christopher Daniels
31. El Hijo Del Santo
32. A.J. Styles
33. Finlay
34. Jushin Liger
35. The Big Show
36. Matt Hardy
37. Rocky Romero
38. Nergo Casas
39. Rhino
40. Hiroshi Tanahashi
41. Carlito
42. C.M. Punk
43. LA Parka
44. Gregory Helms
45. Kenta
46. Chavo Guerrero Jr.
47. Montel Vontavious Porter (M.V.P)
48. Dr. Wagner Jr.
49. Chris Hero
50. Senshi (Lo Ki)
51. Triple-H
52. Cima
53. Averno
54. Homoicide
55. Roderick Strong
56. John Morrison
57. Kensuke Sasaki
58. Sabu
59. Scott Steiner
60. Charly Manson
61. Milano Collection A.T.
62. Marcus Cor Von
63. Brent Albright
64. Satoshi Kojima
65. Kane
66. Chris Harris
67. Claudio Castagnoli
68. L.A. Park (the Original)
69. Tiger Mask IV
70. Ric Flair
71. Bobby Roode
72. Jun Akiyama
73. Black Warrior
74. Brother Ray
75. Alex Shelley
76. Davey Richards
77. William Regal
78. Jay Bisscoe
79. Atlantis
80. Brother Devon
81. Hiroyoshi Tenzan
82. James Storm
83. Mark Briscoe
84. Doug Williams
85. Zorro
86. Minoru
87. Elijah Burke
88. Delirious
89. Chris Masters
90. Mephisto
91. Shelton Benjamin
92. Intocable
93. Petey Williams
94. Kevin Thorn
95. Jay "Blach Machismo" Lethal
96. Shinsuke Nakamura
97. Paul London
98. Brian Kendrick
99. Toshiaki Kawada
100. Travis Tomko
101. The Great Khali
102. Austin Aries
103. Yoshinari Ogawa
104. Hector Garza
105. Giant Bernard
106. Hotstuff Hernandez
107. Ricky Marvin
108. Colt Cabana
109. Mr. Aguila
110. Jimmy Wang Yang
111. Dragon Kid
112. Vampiro
113. Kotaro Suzuki
114. The Boogeyman
115. Doss Caras Jr.
116. Manabu Nakanishi
117. Jeff Jarrett
118. B.J. Whitmer
119. Keiji Muto (The Great Muta)
120. Eric Young
121. Toscano
122. Ares
123. Kenny Dykstra
124. Super Crazy
125. Masato Yoshino
126. Ron Killings
127. Rey Bucanero
128. Matt Sydal
129. Shocker
130. Gene Snitsky
131. Togi Makabe
132. Octagon
133. Naruki Doi
134. Sonjay Dutt
135. Trevor Murdoch
136. Universo 2000
137. Lance Cade
138. Jay Bradley
139. Jerry Lynn
140. Marco Corleone
141. Dick Togo
142. Jimmy Rave
143. Masao Inque
144. Juventud Gurrera
145. Sean Waltman
146. Taka Michinoku
147. Volador Jr.
148. Mike Mizanin
149. Jack Evans
150. Andrew Martin
151. Kaz Hayashi
152. Ephesto
153. Paul Birchall
154. Abismo Negro
155. Joey Mercury
156. Koji Kanemoto
157. Hardcore Holly
158. Damian 666
159. Lance Hoyt
160. Shawn Spears
161. LA Mascara
162. Charlie Haas
163. Heavy Metal
164. Basham
165. Lizmark Jr.
166. Aaron Stevens
167. Adam Pearce
168. B.G. James
169. Halloween
170. Kip James
171. Chessman
172. Cody Rhodes
173. Matt Striker
174. Taiji Ishimori
175. Damaja
176. Felino
177. Mike Quackenbush
178. Don Fuji
179. Santino Marella
180. Kevin Steen
181. Katsuhiko Nakajima
182. Tommy Dreamer
183. Pac
184. Mark Henry
185. Alex Koslov
186. The Sandman
187. Steve Corino
188. Maximo
189. Genki Horiguchi
190. Eugene
191. Super Delfin
192. Ricky Reyes
193. Shad Gaspard
194. Mike Kruel
195. Tank Toland
196. Brother Runt
197. Mohammed Yone
198. Eddie Colon
199. JTG
200. Olimpico
201. Matt Cross
202. Gedo
203. Domino
204. Ryo Saito
205. Danny Doring
206. Muerte Cibernetica
207. Deuce
208. Apolo
209. Jinsei Shinzaki
210. Johnny Devine
211. Osamu Nishimura
212. Jamie Noble
213. Ultimo Dragon
214. Dave Taylor
215. Fuerza Guerrera
216. Matt Bentley
217. Nunzio
218. Takashi Sugiura
219. Human Tornado
220. Mike Knox
221. Tatsumi Fujinami
222. Jake Gymini
223. Nick Sinn
224. Joey Ryan
225. Shuji Kondo
226. Jesse Gymini
227. Daivari
228. Brazo De Plata
229. Frankie Kazarian
230. Takuma Sano
231. Erick Stevens
232. Shinjiro Otani
233. El Sagrado
234. Robbie McAllister
235. Latin Lover
236. Mike Mondo
237. Sangre Azteca
238. Andy Douglas
239. Shiro Koshinaka
240. Rory McAllister
241. Chase Stevens
242. Texano Jr.
243. Johnny Jeter.
244. El. Generico
245. Val Venis
246. Susumu Yokosuka
247. Derek Wylde
248. Raven
249. Taiyo Kea
250. Nick Nemeth
251. Akira Taue
252. Jimmy Jacobs
253. A-1
254. Ozz
255. Big Daddy V
256. Jim Duggan
257. Slvester Terkay
258. Shark Boy
259. Steve Lewington
260. Nick Mitchell
261. El Angle
262. Rene Dupree
263. Jado
264. Balls Mahoney
265. Oriental
266. Stevie Richards
267. Sylvan Grenier
268. Shannon Moore
269. Antoni Polaski
270. Shoichi Funaki
271. Brett Major
272. Harry Smith
273. Brian Major
274. Laredo Kid
275. Rob Conway
276. Karl Anderson
277. Vito
278. Rick Steiner
279. Kassidy James
280. Kikutaro
281. Jerry Lawler
282. Rey Cometa
283. Super Dragon
284. Brad Armstrong
285. Takao Omori
286. K.C. James
287. Ryusuke Taguchi
288. Tony Mamaluke
289. Chet the Jet
290. Michael Kovac
291. Orlando Jordan
292. Minoru Fujita
293. C.W. Anderson
294. Gran Akuma
295. Justin LaRoche
296. El Pantera
297. Adam Flash
298. Scorpio
299. Chris Bosh
300. Vladimir Kozlov
301. Kudo
302. Psicosis
303. Icarus
304. Scott Lost
305. Justing Credible
306. Jesse Dalton
307. Dan Rodman
308. Sicodelico Jr.
309. Scotty 2 Hotty
310. Necro Butcher
311. Josh Daniels
312. Festus Dalton
313. El Bronco
314. Chuck Taylor
315. Brian Milonas
316. T.J. Perkins
317. Romero Roselli
318. Hallowicked
319. Brian Jenings
320. Teddy Hart
321. Maxime Boyer
322. Drake Younger
323. Elix Skipper
324. Ace Steel
325. Jigsaw
326. Murat Bosporus
327. Mitch Ryder
328. Cody Hawk
329. Fergal Devitt
330. D-Ray 3000
331. Larry Sweeney
332. Aden Chambers
333. Viking
334. David Young
335. Martin Stone
336. Matt Stryker
337. Brandon Thomaselli
338. Steve Douglas
339. Eddie Kingston
340. Devon Moore
341. Aaron Aguilera
342. Shaun Koen
343. Miyawaki
344. Sal Thomaselli
345. Dave Crist
346. Jake Matthews
347. Vito Thomaselli
348. Brain Fury
349. Jake Crist
350. Madman Pondo
351. Charles Evans
352. Bad Bones
353. John Saxon
354. Pelle Primeau
355. El Blazer
356. Mascara Purpura
357. Ruchus
358. Antonio Thomas
359. Ganger
360. BXB Hulk
361. Dru Onyx
362. Chris Kole
363. Shane Hagadorn
364. Kornbred
365. Sexxxy Eddy
366. Tigre Metalico
367. Danshoku Dino
368. Shiima Xion
369. Frank "The Tank" Parker
370. Chad Parham
371. Jon Moxley
372. Sterling James Keenan
373. Robert Anthony
374. Justice Pain
375. Navajo Warrior
376. Rhett Titus
377. Yoshiaki Yago
378. Josh Prohibition
379. Chance Phophet
380. Arik Cannon
381. Sirus LaVey
382. Damien Wayne
383. Kid Mikaze
384. Dan Paysan
385. Christian York
386. Ricochet
387. Alan Wasylychyn
388. Rob Eckos
389. La Sombra
390. Scot Summers
391. Ikuto Hidaka
392. Turbo
393. Ric Converse
394. Hangtime
395. Lince Dorando
396. Aaron Epic
397. Franky The Mobster
398. Tommy Vandal
399. Ultramantis Black
400. Ricky Landell
401. The Great Sasuke
402. The Stro
403. Trent Acid
404. Freak Nastty
405. Scott Zenzen
406. Kimera
407. Red Anderson
408. Hiromi Horiguchi
409. Rick Fuller
410. Quinten Lee
411. Scorpio Sky
412. Billy Maverick
413. Jerrelle Clark
414. Jason Blade
415. Skayde
416. Bishop
417. Billy Roc
418. Danny Havoc
419. Jerry Reiner
420. Beef Wellington
421. Tony Scarpone
422. Onyx
423. Toby Klein
424. Aaron Williams
425. Derek Frazier
426. Seth Shai
427. Andy Dalton
428. Kory Chavis
429. Go Shiozaki
430. Excalibur
431. Mike Tobin
432. Ed Gonzales
433. Shane Storm
434. Tommy End
435. Player Uno
436. Ken Steel
437. Chakal
438. Jagged
439. Darin Childs
440. Brian Ash
441. Tank
442. Soldier Ant
443. Justin White
444. Michael Von Payton
445. Sabian
446. Shawn Cook
447. Kapu
448. Mace
449. Pierre-Carl Ouellet
450. Dylan Starr
451. Sal Rinauro
452. Zach Gowen
453. Johnny Palazzo
454. Amigo Suzuki
455. Luke Hawk
456. Tony Torres
457. Ronin
458. Daniel Cross
459. Eric Draven
460. Wade Chism
461. Hentai
462. Johnny Kashmere
463. Bino Gambino
464. Kirby Mack
465. Chasyn Rance
466. John Kermon
467. Shayne Hawke
468. Danny Daniels
469. Joey Harder
470. Ted DiBiase Jr.
471. Bobby 2 Bad
472. Dick Rick
473. Justyn Glory
474. J.T. Stahr
475. Shane Matthews
476. Rex Sterling
477. Jason Gory
478. Darin Corbin
479. Hook Bomberry
480. Mike DiBiase
481. Shane Valentine
482. Anthony Bishop
483. Tracy Smothers
484. Mason Childs
485. Ala Hussein
486. Matt Riviera
487. Corporal Robinson
488. Jey Granham
489. Azrieal
490. Richard Phillips
491. Justin Blaze
492. Dustin Thomas
493. Joey Spector
494. Emil Sitoci
495. Eric Fantabulous
496. Patrick Brink
497. Quicksilver
498. Brian Blade
499. Vincent Nothing
500. Andre Heart

SammyG
09-22-2007, 10:47 PM
Cenaaaaaa

IC Champion
09-22-2007, 10:47 PM
Well like that's credible...

SammyG
09-22-2007, 10:48 PM
It may not be crediAble, but credible it is.

IC Champion
09-22-2007, 10:49 PM
A SammyG post has more credibility.

The One
09-22-2007, 10:55 PM
SammyG is the goods.

Savio
09-22-2007, 10:55 PM
Matt stryker is the lowest WWE guy.

Zack Gowen stills wrestles?

Shadow
09-22-2007, 11:27 PM
Is it my imagination or did Jeff move like...a billion spots?

YOUR Hero
09-22-2007, 11:29 PM
What criteria do they employ in this ranking system?

The One
09-22-2007, 11:30 PM
They smoke a lot of crack and then list off the first 500 wrestlers they can think of in the order they think of them...

The Naitch
09-22-2007, 11:30 PM
501. legend

IC Champion
09-22-2007, 11:31 PM
Also, Is Mistico that little Mexican that used to job in TNA's X-Divison?

YOUR Hero
09-22-2007, 11:33 PM
They smoke a lot of crack and then list off the first 500 wrestlers they can think of in the order they think of them...
OK, sounds legit then.

The One
09-22-2007, 11:33 PM
No, he was never in TNA. He's a CMLL Lucha, and someone who I'm kind of a fanboy for, but anyone outside of the Lucha community doesn't give a flying fuck about and there is no reason in hell he should be anywhere near the top 10, nevermind the top three.

The Naitch
09-22-2007, 11:42 PM
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/6895/8ytp9f6ftj2.png

IC Champion
09-22-2007, 11:43 PM
SammyG is the goods.
If you say he is...:-\

The Fugitive
09-22-2007, 11:52 PM
No, he was never in TNA. He's a CMLL Lucha, and someone who I'm kind of a fanboy for, but anyone outside of the Lucha community doesn't give a flying fuck about and there is no reason in hell he should be anywhere near the top 10, nevermind the top three.

I like the guy as well, even though Lucha pisses me off at times. I wouldn't say I'm a die-hard fan, but I'm impressed with him and his ability.

For anyone who isn't familar with Mistico, a short 3 minute video of him:
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I remember reading an article on 411Mania about how insanely over he was in Mexico. How over? At a show, he couldn't appear due to an injury. The crowd was that hot and was at the point of a riot, the only way to calm them down was to get Mistico to drive to the show to make an appearance. Mind you, Mexicans are a little fanatic about their wrestling. Does that justify him being in the Top 10? I don't think so, but I don't take the lists for PWI500 that seriously.

YOUR Hero
09-23-2007, 12:00 AM
He's no Cena

Jura
09-23-2007, 12:09 AM
He's no King.

http://www.jun-shrine.com/characters/body/king-2nd.jpg

Funky Fly
09-23-2007, 12:15 AM
Took a list at the top 30 and stopped. Just gets more and more ridiculous every year.

Dorkchop
09-23-2007, 12:35 AM
I'd put Christian before Undertaker, Cena, and Mistico. He's been consistently great in TNA this year. But this is just a list. Not everyone is going to agree with it.

How the hell is Lance Hoyt at 159? Has he done anything besides look like Test circa 1999?

The Optimist
09-23-2007, 12:58 AM
Ha. La Parka is spots above Kenta and MVP, that must have been some strong herb.

Also. LOL #54 "Homoicide"

The Naitch
09-23-2007, 01:01 AM
also why is Mistico a Rey Mysterio wannabe?

The Naitch
09-23-2007, 01:01 AM
http://i.esmas.com/image/0/000/005/466/04misticoNT_.jpg

That's Mistico, not Rey.

Pepsi Man
09-23-2007, 01:04 AM
This is supposed to be markishly done, based on wins and losses and competition and fair play and such.

DrA
09-23-2007, 01:09 AM
Do they rank them by wrestling skill or by how good they are booked to be in their organization?

Either way, they do not seem to be consistent with how they rank wrestlers.

The Optimist
09-23-2007, 01:17 AM
Yeah, there's no real way to justify La Parka over Kenta abililty or popularity wise . . . unless there's some weird shit happening in Mexico I'm not aware of.

Blitz
09-23-2007, 02:22 AM
No Tyson Dux=Invalid list.

Blitz
09-23-2007, 02:23 AM
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/3997/17gi6.jpg

Skippord
09-23-2007, 02:31 AM
La Parka should be #1

La Parka is God

Blitz
09-23-2007, 02:33 AM
http://img295.imageshack.us/img295/7761/duxhaslostitoo4.jpg

Blitz
09-23-2007, 02:33 AM
HE'S LOST IT GUYS

Impact!
09-23-2007, 02:47 AM
What he's lost isn't it, and what it is , is weird and scary to him.

Skippord
09-23-2007, 03:49 AM
http://www.ecyrd.com/ButtUgly/attach/Main_blogentry_201203_1/parkaalterlarge.jpg= GOD

Skippord
09-23-2007, 03:58 AM
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Behold The King The King Of Kings

FourFifty
09-23-2007, 08:11 AM
Triple H at 51? Soma Joe is higher than Dancin' Dave?
No. Just no.

BigDaddyCool
09-23-2007, 10:32 AM
Who the fuck is Senshi, and how the fuck did he beat HHH? That is mega bullshit. That alone takes all the credibilty away from PWI. If fact, Big Show beat out HHH. Big Show doesn't even wrestler any more. Bunch of cock fags.

KingofOldSchool
09-23-2007, 11:33 AM
lol how the hell did Shelton Benjamin and Chris Masters beat out London and Kendrick?

YOUR Hero
09-23-2007, 11:36 AM
129. Shocker

Blitz
09-23-2007, 12:25 PM
495. Eric Fantabulous

Xero
09-23-2007, 12:45 PM
305. Justing Credible

lol

IC Champion
09-23-2007, 12:54 PM
Where is Nick Mondo?

Mercury Bullet
09-23-2007, 12:56 PM
OMGZ cEnA iZ nuMBA ONE!!!!11!!!

Skippord
09-23-2007, 01:48 PM
471. Bobby 2 Bad

Vastardikai
09-23-2007, 03:34 PM
Great Khali is only 101?

What a travesty!

:shifty:

also, fuck Kirby Mack (464)

He sucks ass.

Slow
09-23-2007, 04:25 PM
Well, he may not be 1st, but 2nd place isn't bad considering the unfair hype wwe gave cena. EDGE 1st place morally!

Loose Cannon
09-23-2007, 04:49 PM
check out Cyclops coming in at 390. nice.

Anybody Thrilla
09-23-2007, 05:00 PM
Where the fuck is The Miz?

IC Champion
09-23-2007, 05:02 PM
He didnt make the list? If not, that's sad.

Crossrine
09-23-2007, 05:12 PM
Originally posted by Instant Classic
Where is Nick Mondo?

Selling copies of "The Marine" on DVD at your local blockbuster

Anybody Thrilla
09-23-2007, 05:19 PM
He didnt make the list? If not, that's sad.

He's better than tons of guys on that list. He's at LEAST better than Andre Heart (whom I've met a few times, and he's a really nice guy, but he's not a very good worker).

Xero
09-23-2007, 05:23 PM
Where the fuck is The Miz?
Everyone but you thinks he's terrible. Congratulations.

Anybody Thrilla
09-23-2007, 05:26 PM
That's not even true. He's definitely better than a bunch of guys on that list.

The Naitch
09-23-2007, 05:26 PM
HOO RAH

Mercury Bullet
09-23-2007, 05:28 PM
I would've put The Miz at LEAST at...um...well at least at...499.

:shifty:

Crossrine
09-23-2007, 05:28 PM
Are they placed by popularity, skill, mic skill or what? Because it seems mostly by how over they are

Anybody Thrilla
09-23-2007, 05:32 PM
I would've put The Miz at LEAST at...um...well at least at...499.

:shifty:

That's what I'm saying, though. I'm not suggesting he should be very high on the list, but he should at least be ON it.

Also, where's Santino Marella?

Anybody Thrilla
09-23-2007, 05:33 PM
Are they placed by popularity, skill, mic skill or what? Because it seems mostly by how over they are

The Miz is way more over than Andre Heart.

FourFifty
09-24-2007, 03:21 AM
How the hell did the one legged man in an ass kicking contest get on the list but El Generico didn't?

What Would Kevin Do?
09-24-2007, 03:35 AM
How the hell did the one legged man in an ass kicking contest get on the list but El Generico didn't?

244.

weather vane
09-24-2007, 03:39 AM
Kenny Omega no where to be found?

Skippord
09-24-2007, 04:24 AM
Everyone but you thinks he's terrible. Congratulations.
The Miz rules :foc:

Shaner
09-24-2007, 04:25 AM
148. Mike Mizanin

Shaner
09-24-2007, 04:28 AM
Also, where's Santino Marella?

179. Santino Marella

Shaner
09-24-2007, 04:31 AM
How the hell did the one legged man in an ass kicking contest get on the list but El Generico didn't?

244. El. Generico

FourFifty
09-24-2007, 01:36 PM
244. El. Generico

My bad.

Xero
09-24-2007, 01:38 PM
CTRL-F people.

RGWhat316
09-24-2007, 03:28 PM
Ok, to clear up some of the answers, since my one buddy gets this magazine every year when it comes out and I've seen his copy. Supposedbly the list is based on how someone is booked during July '06 to July '07. Like Cena who has had the title during that nearly whole time period, makes him #1. Wrestlers can drop such as HHH if they are injured during most of this time period. And Benoit is in the magazine, just listed as deceased.

road doggy dogg
10-10-2007, 12:44 AM
502: Bob Sanders

The Ayatollah
10-12-2007, 12:52 AM
Well the list of course is obviously full of shit, but at the same time it inspired a link to the La Parka dance, so really it's a wash if you ask me.

El Fangel
10-12-2007, 12:59 AM
I stopped at #1