Official RAW Thread 9/24/07: Midget McMahon and The Game Plays The Cage

[Xero]

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MILWAUKEE – Acting Raw General Manager Jonathan Coachman will have a surprise for Mr. McMahon’s little bastard, Hornswoggle, Monday night on Raw, WWE.com has learned.

The Chairman clearly isn’t happy that WWE’s resident leprechaun is his illegitimate son. He tried to put him up for adoption last week on Raw – to hilariously disastrous results. Mr. McMahon clearly believes that Hornswoggle is an embarrassment to the McMahon legacy and not a lucky charm. Hornswoggle’s attack on the folks the Chairman tried to pay to adopt him and the spectacle the Cruiserweight Champion created at the wedding of SmackDown GM Theodore Long and Kristal have left him even more red-faced. (WATCH)

But despite everything his dad has done to try to disown him, Hornswoggle remains determined to win his father’s affection and is bound to pop up everywhere he goes.

What surprise could Coachman – who is still the Chairman’s ever-loyal Executive Assistant and who was also embarrassed last week by Hornswoggle – have in store for the little “McBastard”? The Acting GM seems to have been out to prove a point since retaking the helm of Raw, so the surprise can’t be good for Hornswoggle. Or is it possible that Mr. McMahon could be slowly accepting his son and has ordered Coachman to extend an olive branch – or four-leaf clover – to his pint-sized son? The only way to find out is to tune in to Raw, live Monday night at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

[RVDmark]

Use this one now, I've re-done mine now.

[RVDmark]

So predictions good or bad?

[KingofOldSchool]

SPOILER: Hunter wins

[RVDmark]

Spoiler: Cena wins, Hunter wins, JR botches, everyone else is suspended.

Edit, anyone else think that Hornswoggle looks like a mini big show in the above photo?

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh and btw

John Cena > Master Chief

[Xero]

Oh and btw

John Cena > Master Chief
Khali vs. Mark Henry > Halo 3

[KingofOldSchool]

Khali vs. Mark Henry vs. Giant Gonzalez vs. Nathan Jones in an Iron Man Match > Halo 3

[Azriel]

Hey everybody. Are we ready for another night of mediocrity?

[ClockShot]

Evening fellas.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh noes Candice will get a mild pop tonight.

[Corndad]

Nice. I forgot bout Cage Match tonight.

[Azriel]

Oh yeah, Cena's gonna snap tonight

[Azriel]

Cage match?

[Corndad]

Yea Carlito/HHH right?

[Corndad]

So Orton's suspended?

[ClockShot]

Vinnie Mac.

Hornswaggle should be close by.

[KingofOldSchool]

McMahon should be respected!

[Ninti the Mad]

I was wondering myself also.

Is Orton REALLY suspended because of the steroid scandal now?

[Johnny Vegas]

so the Orton v. Cena is scrapped?

[ClockShot]

HA HA! Good Shelton sign.

[KingofOldSchool]

VINCE SHOOTS

[KingofOldSchool]

so the Orton v. Cena is scrapped?

No.

[Corndad]

Vince? the hell lol

[Ninti the Mad]

Nice.

McMahon in the match. Interesting. Now it should be a little more unpredictable.

Whose ego will prevail!!!!!!!!!

[RVDmark]

Cage match is gonna suck.

[Johnny Vegas]

so the Orton v. Cena for the PPV is scrapped?

[KingofOldSchool]

The 30 day suspensions end next Monday.

[KingofOldSchool]

so the Orton v. Cena for the PPV is scrapped?

No.

[ClockShot]

Awwwwwwwwwww. Wait a minute......

[Corndad]

Hes gonna put him in the Cage. Watch this lol

[ClockShot]

Huh?

[Corndad]

Midget Porn baby. lol Good Lord.

[Ninti the Mad]

MELINA IS SMOKING TONIGHT

[Azriel]

Melina, huh? This dont look too good

[KingofOldSchool]

SWERVE

[Corndad]

LOL what the hell is this LOL

[Ninti the Mad]

lol horny

[ClockShot]

SCORE!

[Skippord]

Uncomfortable

[Corndad]

ALWAYS USE PROTECTION ROFL!!!

[ClockShot]

This segment was going good too.

[The Optimist]

Melinna is so hot.

Also. What the fuck is that stuff on Hornswaggle's face. Are we just expected to ignore that?

[Skippord]

nutjob

[Corndad]

Strip him Coach!!! DO IT!

[KingofOldSchool]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS

[ClockShot]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Pepsi Man]

WTF - Championship Surrender Ceremony? lmao

[Azriel]

Oookay

[Azriel]

So, was that just a diversion by Vince to get Swog away from the building?

[Pepsi Man]

So, was that just a diversion by Vince to get Swog away from the building?
It's gotta be leading somewhere else, that's for sure...

[Jura]

So, was that just a diversion by Vince to get Swog away from the building?
Probably a ploy to keep Hornswoggle busy and away from Vince. Melina's probably gonna get a title shot or some reward for it. That's what I'm thinking.

[Corndad]

Hardcore Holly?????

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL holly

gay

[ClockShot]

BOBCORE HOLLY!

[Pepsi Man]

Well, Holly being on Raw is random.

[KingofOldSchool]

I thought Holly got drafted to Smackdown?

[The Optimist]

It's just nice to see Melina back. The instant she lost the title she disappeared.

Also. Wtf? Hardcore Holly is back?


And jobbing?

[Azriel]

Wow, it's Hardcore Holly

[Skippord]

RUN CODY RUN

PAY YOUR DUEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[Ninti the Mad]

WATCH OUT CODY

YA GONNA GET STIFFED!!!!!!!!

[Skippord]

DUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

[Skippord]

HARDCORE SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

[Azriel]

I think Cody's going to job

[RGWhat316]

Interesting start to RAW. Melina out with Hornswoggle, Cena to maybe get stripped of the title, and now Holly returns against a rookie.

[JT]

Was watching heroes and forgot Raw was on. Why is Hardcore Holly on my tv now?

[Ninti the Mad]

HAHA threw him down

[ClockShot]

Ouch.

[Ninti the Mad]

pWND

[Corndad]

wow. didnt expect that.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yipee

[rob11]

Cody just paid his dueeeessssssss, and will have to pay more!

[ClockShot]

Damn. Holly sorta made an impact.

[The Optimist]

Weird. Holly didn't look bad. . . as far as Hardcore Holly goes.

[Azriel]

Vince better not hope he gets his head shoved in between Carlito's buttcrack :lol:

[Ninti the Mad]

Amazing a heel actually won clean.

SOMEONE RECORD THIS MOMENT

[ClockShot]

So going to see this on friday.

[rob11]

Amazing a heel actually won clean.

SOMEONE RECORD THIS MOMENT
The crowd was a bit confused then.

[Skippord]

Thats what we call PAYING YOUR DUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[RGWhat316]

Cody just got the Punk treatment. Undefeated until you face Bobcore.

[The Optimist]

Didn't Cody have to wrestle Randy Orton a few months ago? I remember somthing retarded like that happened.

[Destor]

wtf was bobcore doing on RAW?

[RGWhat316]

I don't think they are actually bsing on the Condemned dvd. I went into a Wal-Mart the other day, and there were hardly any copies.

[ClockShot]

PREACH ON BROTHER RANDY!

[The Optimist]

King's shirt looks like it has the King of the Cosmos on it.

[Azriel]

Is The Condemned really doing that well? I find that hard to believe

[Corndad]

Whats the point of this when he's suspended???

[KingofOldSchool]

Cody just got the Punk treatment. Undefeated until you face Bobcore.

Next week he will be wrestling for the ECW Title.

[ClockShot]

Kick his ass Ron Simmions.

[The Optimist]

Santino is such a badass.

[Corndad]

A Hardcore Holly and a Ron Simmons Match in the same night... What is this 1999 lol

[RVDmark]

Next up D'lo brown vs Steve Blackman

[Pepsi Man]

Whats the point of this when he's suspended???
Must not be a long suspension.

[Azriel]

So, I'm sure this is setting up a gimmick match involving Maria at No Mercy. Hopefully it won't be a Maria on a Pole match :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

A Hardcore Holly and a Ron Simmons Match in the same night... What is this 1999 lol

All we need is a Val Venis match.

[RGWhat316]

Wow, Maria's hotness went up even more now. :drool:

[KingofOldSchool]

So, I'm sure this is setting up a gimmick match involving Maria at No Mercy. Hopefully it won't be a Maria on a Pole match :lol:

Maria On My Pole match.

[ClockShot]

That sucks.

[Ninti the Mad]

Santino is such an awesome heel.

[Azriel]

Poor Ron. Relegated to a one word catchphrase

[rob11]

All we need is a Val Venis match.
Vs Gangrel!

[Destor]

RAW has been extra terrible the last two weeks. Getting deprseing.

[KingofOldSchool]

I wish one day Ron will grab the mic, pause for a few seconds, and then instead of saying 'DAMN' he goes into full on promo mode.

[ClockShot]

I miss Cryme Tyme.

[KingofOldSchool]

THE League Of Buried Teams

[Skippord]

Santino is awful in a groundbreaking fashion

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL Murdoch

"Thats nice"

[ClockShot]

Cage match this early. The fuck is this?

[Azriel]

I'm wondering though when Melina will turn face?

[KingofOldSchool]

Cage match this early. The fuck is this?

Cena's "belt stripping" has to be last.

[RGWhat316]

Knew there was something going on with Melina. And Murdoch staring at the Highlander's asses.:wtf:

[KingofOldSchool]

Nice to see the Wellness Policy hasn't gotten to Vince yet.

[Azriel]

Seems like King forgot about the Hell In A Cell match between Vince and DX

[Azriel]

Wow, the devil did it

[KingofOldSchool]

TRIPLE H JOBBED TO VINCE MCMAHON

[Destor]

SPOILER: Hunter winsOh yeah?

[KingofOldSchool]

UH OH

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yeah?

I stand by my statement.

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>I knew they'd fucking leave Carlito in the cage to get his ass beat</font>

[ClockShot]

Just when you thought the cage wasn't enough.

[Johnny Vegas]

damn they are makng CCC look like shit right now. lol am i the only one who thinks Vince shouldn't have won and all that afterwards that hhh did was to kill time

[Azriel]

That's going to hurt

[RGWhat316]

Wow, a chance to put the young guy over. But the boss wins, and the young one gets his ass kicked. Nice to know HHH hasn't changed.

[KingofOldSchool]

Wow they don't even get entrances.

[KingofOldSchool]

damn they are makng CCC look like shit right now.

Making?

He's been shat on for a while now.

[ClockShot]

:wtf:

[KingofOldSchool]

Londrick's new gimmick is getting beaten up.

[rob11]

I laughed at that.

[RGWhat316]

Melina naked and we don't get to see it.

[KingofOldSchool]

Woooo more Santino film reviews.

[KingofOldSchool]

TRIPLE H IS BACK...AND THIS TIME, HE WANTS HIS HEAT BACK!

[KingofOldSchool]

Lemme guess, Umaga comes back and costs HHH his match?

[Azriel]

HHH vs. Vince next week? That ain't gonna last long

[Azriel]

Good guess KOOS

[RGWhat316]

Armageddon '99 repeat next week.

[Johnny Vegas]

I really think it has gotten to the point that the WWE doesnpt know what to do with HHH other than squashing ppl. Like this is getting Goldberg'ish now.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Jeff Hardy is the new Lanny Poffo.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's a rave

[Skippord]

Beth "The Man" Phoenix

[RGWhat316]

Mickie gonna be shafted again!

[KingofOldSchool]

Candice got the good ole' Conway Pop in her own hometown.

[Johnny Vegas]

why dont ppl believe me when i say jeff hardy is going to somehow be in the title hunt in the near future. This guy is so fucking over its crazy. He i believe is the next Bret Hart as far as his fan appeal/reaction

[KingofOldSchool]

why dont ppl believe me when i say jeff hardy is going to somehow be in the title hunt in the near future. This guy is so fucking over its crazy. He i believe is the next Bret Hart as far as his fan appeal/reaction

Only with half the talent and twice the pot.

[Ninti the Mad]

Is this heel win night?

[ClockShot]

Huh? Photo op?

[Pepsi Man]

rofl @ indefinitely = 24 hours

[KingofOldSchool]

What was that?

[ClockShot]

I caught Save_us222 in that.

[ClockShot]

You think it could be.......Nah.

[Shaggy]

*waits for everything to say...JERICHO*

[KingofOldSchool]

It's WWE's own Project 161

[Splaya]

Wait, Jericho?

[Skippord]

Necro Butcher 2 WWE

[Splaya]

DON'T JOKE GOD DAMMIT

[ClockShot]

I don't see a bonfire or a wood chipper out there.

[RGWhat316]

C'mon heres the chance to make it right, strip him of the title!

[Splaya]

Now see if Cena walked out like this anytime he came out instead of trying to play to the 11 year olds in the crowd, I would have so much more respect for him

[Splaya]

Bet you guys Coach doesn't strip him of the title

[ClockShot]

I got a feeling Randy Orton is either in the building or at Cena's house for some reason.

[Splaya]

In fact, I bet you guys he FU's coach through the table

[Innovator]

Coach is awesome

[Innovator]

PS, this RAW is horrible...absolutely horrible

[Splaya]

The ref runs out

[ClockShot]

What the. That ref is up to something.

[KingofOldSchool]

RAAAAAPE

[Skippord]

What the fuck?

[Splaya]

This is gay

[Skippord]

LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEE

[Splaya]

PAY UP ASSHOLES, IM RIGHT

[Skippord]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[KingofOldSchool]

BOOOOOOOO

[ClockShot]

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLLLLLLLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

[Destor]

So close.

[Skippord]

GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Splaya]

ORTON PLEASE COME OUT

[KingofOldSchool]

VINCE MCMAHON TURNS FACE

[Splaya]

In fact, I bet you guys he FU's coach through the table

[Skippord]

GLAYMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Triple H had to set something up. Vince overturning Coach would have made ZERO sense. ZERO. Even by WWE standards.

-edit-

nvm</font> :o

[Splaya]

HAHA, THEY ACTUALLY MADE SENSE

[ClockShot]

Pffft. Oh yeah. Him.

Someone dig out that computer clip and make a thread out of it.

Have a good night.

[RGWhat316]

BS!

[RGWhat316]

If all the suspendees return next week, maybe that was to make Kennedy the son.

[Johnny Vegas]

lol this RAW wasn't that bad. Definitely not too predictable, but the ending was lolwtf'ish. Orton will be getting the title, Jeff Hardy will be more over than HHH soon, some suspended guys will be coming back, and the shit with 'Mr. Macmahon' is interesting because we'll see how Horny will cause chaos with the 'higher ups'. Very Interesting direction. Some of you, i don't get it. You don't want to go back to '98 but you do later. If its fresh and keeps fans coming, don't fix it.

[mrslackalack]

At least Regal will be back next week!

[Jura]

You see Maria? I'm strong. lol

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[DAMN iNATOR]

Mickie gonna be shafted again!

I'd definitely give Mickie a good shafting (;) , :naughty: ) anytime, anyplace...

http://www.thelastsupermodel.com/galleries/mickie-james-naked-wwe-diva-poses-nude/mickie-james-naked-wwe-diva-poses-nude-005.jpg

:eek: :drool: :p :y: :yes: