Official Raw 10-01-07 Topic - McMahon vs. Trips, Cena vs. One-Trick

[KingofOldSchool]

http://www.wwe.com/content/media/images/3883682/5550776


CLEVELAND – For the first time ever – and with his Last Man Standing Match with Randy Orton at No Mercy less than a week away – WWE Champion John Cena will battle Mr. Kennedy tonight on Raw.

Cena is taking on a dangerous and driven opponent before his showdown with Orton at No Mercy. Mr. Kennedy, who lost his Money in the Bank championship opportunity to Edge and was injured for months before emerging on Raw, may believe he has something to prove. The loudmouth from Green Bay, Wis., has made no secret of his championship ambition and believes he is the future of WWE. Kennedy has proven that he can be lethal when he wants to prove a point. He put Bobby Lashley out with a shoulder injury in late July, and we haven’t seen the former ECW Champion since.

Is Cena making a mistake taking on Mr. Kennedy with his Last Man Standing Match just six days away? Tune in to Raw tonight at 9/8 CT on USA Network and find out.http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/articles/5267524/cenakennedypreview


Yay.

[Crossrine]

Why the random match against Kennedy? And if he's back now, is it too late to get him involved in a real storyline? Maybe he could "Save" us from the Hornswoggle angle. Granted it would still be retarded but..

[IC Champion]

Yay.


Wait, are you pro-Cena or anti-Kennedy?

[KingofOldSchool]

Wait, for your pro-Cena or anti-Kennedy?

For this match, both.

[IC Champion]

Yeah, I don't much care for Kennedy either.

[FourFifty]

So much Kennedy hating...
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[The Optimist]

Kennedy jobbing = Sadness.

[Xero]

Wait a minute, why the fuck are they wasting this match on RAW? This should have a fucking build.

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah I just decided to turn this into the Raw thread since it is under 45 minutes away

[ClockShot]

Well with everybody coming back after their suspensions, things should get a bit better.

But Kennedy coming back and getting rushed into the thick of things. I'm curious where this might go.

[Mr. JL]

I wish RAW in Canada would start at 9pm.. and not 9:15pm.. then I could post in this thread.

[br0ken]

They will maek Kennedy lose to Cena easy as punishment. Maybe a few losing streaks for the suspended peoiple. That is my thoughts.

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by Mr. JL
I wish RAW in Canada would start at 9pm.. and not 9:15pm.. then I could post in this thread.

If you're that eager, you could just paste replies to stuff people say in here? Idk just trying to help

[KingofOldSchool]

I wonder how many "SaveUs.222" signs will be there tonight.

[ClockShot]

And we're off.

Who the hell are these guys?

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL @ random fat guys

[Azriel]

Evenin' all

and who are these guys?

[ClockShot]

1 sign.

[Azriel]

So, Umaga is going to make a run in during the HHH/Vince match I gather?

[Crossrine]

Shit I had to go answer phone what did I miss?

[KingofOldSchool]

Vinnie Mac wins our Main Event thanks to Umanga.

[ClockShot]

Pink screen......

[KingofOldSchool]

Who is the douche with the stupid Juggalo sign?

[Crossrine]

Or worse the sign with "DONT PUT ME ON TV" in big colorful letters

[ClockShot]

Enter Umaga.

[KingofOldSchool]

Vince is hot.

[ClockShot]

Damn. Umaga is giving Rey a run for his money in the tattoo department.

[FourFifty]

I missed the first few mins. Umaga is beating up three jobber deluxes with cheese. Did I miss anything major?

[Crossrine]

Lol at the look on the jobber's face before the spike. Like he knew it was coming but was not allowed to do anything...

[ClockShot]

He really just copies him alot in the tattoos. Like Samoa stretched across his belly

Nah. I'm looking at his new back piece he got during his time off.

[Azriel]

Just HHH/Umaga annouced for the PPV

[Savio]

Whoa no mercy is this sunday? thats quick

[Crossrine]

Just curious, do we all get the same commercials too?

[RVDmark]

quiet in ere tonight

[Xerzes]

Huh. I like the new back tattoo on Jewmanga.

[ClockShot]

LOL! Good snickers commercial.

[Azriel]

Night's just getting started

[KingofOldSchool]

Way to promote the ECW Champ, guys.

[ClockShot]

Hardy and Londrick. High flying galore.

[KingofOldSchool]

Londrickardy

[Xerzes]

Insert witty racism.

[FourFifty]

Gotta love how Shelton came out and they didn't mention anything about Hass :(

[Crossrine]

Dennis Rodman..?

[KingofOldSchool]

London is starting to become the third Highlander.

[Azriel]

"I'm Paul!"

[Azriel]

So, Shelton/Jeff IC Championship?

[ClockShot]

Wouldn't be the first time.

[FourFifty]

Is London fired yet?

[Crossrine]

I miss the times when commentary was so good I could have my back turned and still comprehend whats going on in a match... Its basically all "WOW LOOK OUT! OH LOOK AT THIS!!"

[ClockShot]

Ouch...

[KingofOldSchool]

Ring Rats front row.

[Xerzes]

Shouldn't Jeff Hardy giving someone's groin a legdrop be illegal?

[FourFifty]

REGAL :D

[ClockShot]

REGAL!

[Xerzes]

It pleases me that Regal looked up, as though the midget may have attached himself to the ceiling.

[ClockShot]

LOL! Regal and Hornswaggle should provide a good laugh tonight.

[Crossrine]

Great Dr. Steve-O is back everyone. WE CAN ALL DIE HAPPY NOW.

[FourFifty]

God damn it, I have too much stuff to do to finish watching Raw. I'll just scope it out tonight at a friend's place who gets the west coast time.

[Azriel]

Regal and Swog. Hillarity ensues

[ClockShot]

What? No Orton again?

[KingofOldSchool]

Mr. Cena is tougher than HBK, Dusty Rhodes, AND RVD.

[Crossrine]

If Orton was really in Chicago, I'm pretty sure I would have found out. That, and a mob of little children would rip him to pieces in the suburbs....

[BigDaddyCool]

Paul London, that crazy bastard is going to Shotting star press his way into the unemployment line. hahahahaha

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by BigDaddyCool
Paul London, that crazy bastard is going to Shotting star press his way into the unemployment line. hahahahaha


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[Xerzes]

I am actively waiting for the Diva Search to go away.

[The Genius]

oh taryn!!:drool:

[Corndad]

Evenin Fellas

[ClockShot]

Uh. You missed a letter.

[KingofOldSchool]

Random Highlanders promo

[Johnny Vegas]

damn, i missed the jeff hardy match

[br0ken]

Regal look thinner then before.

[Crossrine]

I honestly am just watching to see if they advance with the "Y2J" promos.

[ClockShot]

Cody Rhodes vs. Bob Holly part 2?

[KingofOldSchool]

BOB HOLLY CAMEL TOE ALERT

[Johnny Vegas]

so do you guys think the Islanders can make legitimate champs?

ooh yea, i think Cody Rhodes is going to be big in the WWE. You heard it from me first.
I think if they play this angle right, have Holly help him and Cody started getting cocky and it can be Farooq/Rock'ish

[Crossrine]

Look at the fatass with the "I like Turtles" sign. Douche bag blocks out like a whole rows view to claim his love for animals.

[RawRocks]

NL Wild Card Tie-Breaker
COL 6 SD 5 - Bottom 6th

[The Optimist]

Why would they do this to the fans two weeks in a row?

[Ninti the Mad]

lol @ alabama slamma

[ClockShot]

Holly wins again.

[The Optimist]

Look at the fatass with the "I like Turtles" sign. Douche bag blocks out like a whole rows view to claim his love for animals.It's sort of a meme. But it's true that internet memes in public amount to beastiality.

[Crossrine]

She's gonna eat her for that

[ClockShot]

Wasted segment.

[KingofOldSchool]

Beth Wins - FATALITY

[RVDmark]

Anymore Save_us_222 stuff yet?

[Ninti the Mad]

Beth Phoenix would look hot with black hair.

[KingofOldSchool]

So I've come to the conclusion that Jeff Hardy needs to start using Candice's theme.

[KingofOldSchool]

OMG IT'S TEH JERICHO

[Ninti the Mad]

Savior in 222 = Jericho?!

[Ninti the Mad]

Savior in 222 = Jericho?!

[ClockShot]

I caught some numbers then SAVIOR_US

[RawRocks]

Anymore Save_us_222 stuff yet?
just before they returned from break

[KingofOldSchool]

I can see the Boone topics coming in now.

[ClockShot]

Or something really close to that.

[Jura]

Savior_self is one thing i saw.

[KingofOldSchool]

Does Carlito really have to ref in his tights?

[KingofOldSchool]

8.2_11 SAVIOR_SELF

8 = H
2 = B
11 = K

[ClockShot]

Not bad KOoS.

[Ninti the Mad]

Why HBK?

[br0ken]

Beth Fenix is very hot.

[KingofOldSchool]

hahah so he took Carlitos finisher and got a fast count and still barely got a 1 count

[KingofOldSchool]

Why HBK?


Because it's easy to come up with anything under the sun in regards to it.

[Johnny Vegas]

omg this is great!!!

[ClockShot]

Shit. I would have liked to see Umaga challenge the Sledge.

[Ninti the Mad]

Umaga has become a really good worker.

Too bad the gimmick is destined to eventually flop without the proper mic work (a manager).

[ClockShot]

Kick his ass Ron Simmons.

[KingofOldSchool]

YES

[KingofOldSchool]

ROFL

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL

[UmbrellaCorporation]

LOL @ Marella

[Splaya]

VAL VENIS.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL Val Venis

[br0ken]

OK

WHy we see a match like this:?:

[KingofOldSchool]

GANGREL AND VAL

[ClockShot]

VAL VENIS IN THE HOUSE!

[Splaya]

OMFG I HOPE THEY MAKE MARIA DO A SOFTCORE PORN WITH HIM

[rob11]

Santino: I'm sorry Val, but the jobber limit for this show has been already reached.

[Ninti the Mad]

LMAO @ donkey comment

[Xerzes]

HOLY FUCK VAL VENIS IS ON RAW AND TALKING

[Splaya]

WWE PLEASE DO IT. PLEASE DO IT

[KingofOldSchool]

Val gets the jobber treatment.

[KingofOldSchool]

Now Val only has two good legs.

[ClockShot]

Skippy must be biting his nails right now with the Rockies/Padres game.

[Jura]

Eww, Cena's trying to be funny again.

[Splaya]

5 bucks says Boone's next fake reporting is


OMGZ PICTURES OF TODD GRISHAM'S COMPUTER WITH UMAGA NAKED ON IT.

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena is trying too hard to be like The Rock.

[Splaya]

YEAH CENA THROW A STUDENT LOAN AT HIM :roll:

[Ninti the Mad]

YEAH CENA THROW A STUDENT LOAN AT HIM :roll:


Dude... those interest rates hit you hard!!!!

[KingofOldSchool]

YEAH CENA THROW A STUDENT LOAN AT HIM :roll:

Hey, student loans are a bitch to get rid of.

[RawRocks]

SD 6 COL 6 - Bottom 8th

[KingofOldSchool]

We have a Melina sighting.

[KingofOldSchool]

RAWR

[Splaya]

Remember when Mickie James used to be crazy :roll:

[KingofOldSchool]

Chad Patton sex change. FTW

[Azriel]

Cena is trying too hard to be like The Rock.
Yeah, I was about to say, Cena was channeling the Rock there for a bit.

[KingofOldSchool]

Remember when Mickie James used to be crazy :roll:

Remember when Mickie James had a storyline?

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah, I was about to say, Cena was channeling the Rock there for a bit.

More like your 11 year old cousin who sits in front of a video camera and does wrestler catchphrases to post on YouTube.

[KingofOldSchool]

Mickie can only win if she has help from a midget.

[KingofOldSchool]

Ah truly you are your father's son, Hornswaggle

[Azriel]

I betcha she's still fully clothed though :(

[Splaya]

Hornswoggle is a major face now.

[Azriel]

Mickie looked phenomenally hot tonight

[Splaya]

I betcha she's still fully clothed though :(


FUN RUINER

[Azriel]

I'd be interested to see though what the audience sees when she exited from under the ring

[ClockShot]

The Doctor is in.

[KingofOldSchool]

Get off my TV, dumbass.

[Ninti the Mad]

LOL get that fucker out of there

[ClockShot]

YEAH!

[KingofOldSchool]

YES!

[KingofOldSchool]

Of course we are going to see the champ with the title, because then he would be the champ because the champ carries the title you see?

[RawRocks]

NL Wild Card Tie-Breaker
Colorado Rockies 6 San Diego Padres 6 - End 9th

We are headed for extra innings boys!

[ClockShot]

Extra innings for Rockies/Padres.

[KingofOldSchool]

LET'S GO CENA!

[KingofOldSchool]

SHOOT EM UP, KENNEDY, SHOOT EM UP!












....STTTERRRROOOOIIDDS

[KingofOldSchool]

Cena should've clothslined him mid name calling.

[Innovator]

I'm surprised Cena hasn't taken the McNabb approach as to why everyone hates him?

It's all because you're black Cena

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh look dueling chants.

[DarKCentaur]

You can hear the distinct split between Cena and Kennedy: high-pitched screams for Cena, and every guy in the arena cheering for Kennedy

[KingofOldSchool]

You can hear the distinct split between Cena and Kennedy: high-pitched screams for Cena, and every guy in the arena cheering for Kennedy

How is that different from any other Cena match?

[Azriel]

Steve-O needs a new hobby

[DarKCentaur]

How is that different from any other Cena match?

Don't take away from Kennedy's awesomeness. Such actions are reserved for HHH in the near future.

[ClockShot]

NOOOO! GET OUT HERE ORTON!

[KingofOldSchool]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Splaya]

Come on Orton come out

[Splaya]

FUCK YES

[ClockShot]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[DarKCentaur]

That's disappointing. But thank you Randy

[Azriel]

Of course, an Orton run-in

[Innovator]

Cody Rhodes would get a dueling chant against Cena

[KingofOldSchool]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHA

Fuck Kennedy

[Splaya]

KILL HIM RANDY.

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN ORTON WINS, IM GOING TO BUST A NUT

[Splaya]

GOD RKO THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE

[KingofOldSchool]

Rob Conway would get a dueling chant against Cena

[Splaya]

COME ON FUCKING DO IT

[Splaya]

WAIT, GIVE HIM AN FU ONTO THE TABLE

[ClockShot]

DO IT! DO IT!

[Splaya]

YES COUNT IT DOWN ORTON

[ClockShot]

NO HE HASN'T!

[Splaya]

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS SUNDAY IS GONNA BE SWEET

[ClockShot]

ORTON WINS!

[DarKCentaur]

I love how there's conveiniently a mic hanging where Cena was knocked out.

[Innovator]

Awesome Orton laid out Cena, now Cena will overcome the odds

[KingofOldSchool]

ORTON CAN COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Splaya]

LETS MAKE SURE ON SUNDAY WE GET A TABLE THAT BREAKS ON IMPACT

[KingofOldSchool]

I SWEAR TO GOD THIS SUNDAY IS GONNA BE SWEET


Because Cena will win and Jericho won't be there.

[Azriel]

So Cena's retaining I guess

[DarKCentaur]

I think Cena will win again. That way, whoever finally DOES beat Cena will get that mega-push into super-stardom. I think HHH could really use the rub, I think he'll be the one to do it.

[ClockShot]

Wait. There's more.....

[Ninti the Mad]

ROFL @ after Raw

Simmons talks LOL

[KingofOldSchool]

RON SIMMONS SPEAKS!!!

[Xerzes]

Hooray for bonus footage, and Ron Simmons saying people words!

[ClockShot]

Simmons is awesome.

Have a good night everyone.

[Azriel]

Damn, I missed that. Hope that goes on the Tube

[DarKCentaur]

Damn, I can't wait until the new SAVIOR promo is slowed down ad nauseam and more Jericho clues are picked out.

On a serious note, the only thing I really picked out was GRAND SLAM. Which severely limits the chances. Either Jericho, Edge, HBK, or HHH (unless I'm missing somebody?)

[DarKCentaur]

And considering it's not HHH, and Edge hasn't been gone long enough to warrant such a cryptic return, that leaves two possibilities.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kurt Angle

[DarKCentaur]

Kurt Angle

It's real. It's DAMN real.

[CSL]

http://www.wwe.com/shows/raw/articles/5267524/cenainjured

Legit or work for the PPV?

[SammyG]

I'm thinking this is legit.

[Dave Youell]

If it's legit, there's no way they could put Cena through Sunday and a HIAC at Cyber Sunday. So logic would say he's jobbing sunday as a last minute change of plan.

Unless he overcomes the odds and no sells a legit injury.

Oh was there’s another SAVE_US promo?

[owenbrown]

Love how Cena puts his hand up a full second or so before Orton was supposed to hit him with the ring steps. :lol:

[DAMN iNATOR]

Damn, I missed that. Hope that goes on the Tube

I haven't been able to find the end segment with Ron actually using words other than DAMN, and those that rhyme with it...:(

[SammyG]

It's on WWE.COM...