What appears to be a real RAW script

[Destor]

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff271/Choppy182/script.jpg
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff271/Choppy182/script2.jpg
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff271/Choppy182/script3.jpg
http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff271/Choppy182/script4.jpg

http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff271/Choppy182/script5.jpg

[Destor]

Thought some of you would get a kick out of this.

[El Fangel]

Is this the only one they have?

[Destor]

Yes, and they re-use it every week.

[El Fangel]

They need a new ink-cartridge, but Vince can't afford it, and thus cannot produce a new script.

[Xero]

"Put over Big Show for being the Largest Athlete in the World (Seven foot, 500-pounds)"

Did they seriously needed to be reminded to say that? And more specifically, did they seriously need to write down the specifics?

[Destor]

Look at the rhetoric at the top of every page.

[Xero]

lol

[El Fangel]

Look at the rhetoric at the end of every PPV.

[IC Champion]

Where did you get that?

[Destor]

The mail.

[IC Champion]

Who mailed it?

[IC Champion]

Also, I want a job.

[Destor]

I did. Five years in the future.

[IC Champion]

What about my job?

[Xero]

Did you have some guy in a trench coat meet you in the middle of a highway and give it to you?

[Destor]

I don't give handies.

[Destor]

Did you have some guy in a trench coat meet you in the middle of a highway and give it to you?Nah, it was a clown suit. Trench coats are too conspicuous.

[IC Champion]

I don't give handies.
Im better than half the clowns who call themselves wrestlers that you have working for you.

[Kane Knight]

This is only the third time I've seen this.

[IC Champion]

This is only the third time I've seen this.
Yeah, and last week you said you saw them film the moon landing.

[Kalyx triaD]

I always imagined that the results page on WWE.com was actually the scripted posted online after the fact.