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Renaissance man
10-20-2007, 07:26 AM
1.Massage Oprah's fat rolls

2. Be madonna's love slave (oh barf)

3. sit in the front row at a justin timberlake consert


okay go
Mr Regal
10-20-2007, 07:56 AM
"Consert" lol
RVDmark
10-20-2007, 08:04 AM
Wank with sandpaper.
BigDaddyCool
10-20-2007, 08:47 AM
Eat a nice bowl of ice cream.
Corporate CockSnogger
10-20-2007, 09:09 AM
I could really go for a massive ale shit right now.
BigDaddyCool
10-20-2007, 09:19 AM
Some oral sex. I would rather have that than Henry as champ.
JT
10-20-2007, 09:21 AM
I rather watch good wrestling
Corporate CockSnogger
10-20-2007, 09:21 AM
A blue pen
BigDaddyCool
10-20-2007, 09:23 AM
I would rather exist.
Shaggy
10-20-2007, 09:40 AM
Watch Brock Lesner Vs Goldberg again....
Outsider
10-20-2007, 10:00 AM
Eat a live cat
U-Warrior
10-20-2007, 10:58 AM
Nothing
Crossrine
10-20-2007, 11:11 AM
Wrestling
RP
10-20-2007, 11:32 AM
Watch 2girlsand1cup while eating chili.
Crossrine
10-20-2007, 11:32 AM
Wow that bad
RVDmark
10-20-2007, 12:09 PM
Eat a live cat

Thats harder than it sounds.
Kane Knight
10-20-2007, 12:17 PM
Try and date rape Brock Lesnar.
Watch an Alienoid-Booked wrestling promotion.
Shove a metal file up my urethra.
Walk into a White Power rally with a pink triangle on. In a dress.
Bungie Jump with the cord tied to my sack.
road doggy dogg
10-20-2007, 12:18 PM
Unprotected sex with Magic Johnson
RVDmark
10-20-2007, 12:19 PM
Eat a live cat

Thats harder than it sounds.
RVDmark
10-20-2007, 12:43 PM
Things you would rather do than see Mark Henry as Champ

Turn off Smackdown.
DrA
10-20-2007, 12:51 PM
oh barf
Kane Knight
10-20-2007, 12:54 PM
So is Henry being pushed for champ?

Bcause I will BLOCK WLVI so as to prevent myself from accidentally seeing one minute of that reign.
FourFifty
10-20-2007, 01:23 PM
I'd rather have a buffallo
take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
I'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer.
Gerard
10-20-2007, 01:25 PM
Skullfuck a cyclops
Verbose Minch
10-20-2007, 03:20 PM
I'd rather have a buffallo
take a diarrhea dump in my ear.
I'd rather eat the rotten asshole
of a road killed skunk and down it with beer.

Fail for AVGN quote.
FourFifty
10-20-2007, 04:46 PM
Fail for AVGN quote.
No, the quote is "He'd rather have" not "I'd rather have." It's a refrence, not a quote... as if anyone cares.:|
Evil Vito
10-20-2007, 07:23 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Be manager of the Kansas City Royals</font>
Skippord
10-20-2007, 10:39 PM
Unprotected sex with Kane Knight
The One
10-20-2007, 10:41 PM
I would rather watch RoH than see Mark Henry as Champ.
starfox8500
10-20-2007, 11:43 PM
...I like Justin Timberlake :shifty:

Um, watch the new series of Power Rangers
Linkbowler
10-21-2007, 01:33 AM
Get stuck in an elevator with an ovulating Rosie O'Donnell.
Shadow
10-21-2007, 01:52 AM
Watch the George Lopez show.
U-Warrior
10-21-2007, 03:38 AM
I'm tellin' you, that boy good!
darkpower
10-21-2007, 06:11 AM
Try and date rape Brock Lesnar.
Watch an Alienoid-Booked wrestling promotion.
Shove a metal file up my urethra.
Walk into a White Power rally with a pink triangle on. In a dress.
Bungie Jump with the cord tied to my sack.

The sad thing is, he's probably already DONE all these things before.

(although I wouldn't really mind watching a 'Noid promotion).
darkpower
10-21-2007, 06:17 AM
Watch "The O'Reilly Factor"
Serve in Iraq
Watch an episode of TNA Impact
Watch an episode of XPW
Drink my own diarrea mixed with my own piss
Die
Go and get freaky with Joan Rivers
Watch a Hogan match
Can't think of anything else right now.
Corporate CockSnogger
10-21-2007, 07:57 AM
I would rather get the juices from a fat womans cunt and smother them all over my waffles
GD
10-21-2007, 10:34 AM
I would rather hope that Edge would return and claim his rematch and spear Henry for the title under 5 mins.
Kane Knight
10-21-2007, 11:11 AM
Watch "The O'Reilly Factor"
Serve in Iraq
Watch an episode of TNA Impact
Watch an episode of XPW
Drink my own diarrea mixed with my own piss
Die
Go and get freaky with Joan Rivers
Watch a Hogan matchCan't think of anything else right now.

Sad thing is, he's probablyalready DONE all these things.