I know we complain about WWE... [Archive]

Blue Demon

10-21-2007, 10:43 PM

...but come on:

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:rofl:

FourFifty

10-21-2007, 10:54 PM

ZOMG IT'S KNOT WWWWWE!!! IT RULZZZ!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOL OMFG!!!!!!!! [/random internet smark]

Kane Knight

10-21-2007, 10:56 PM

What's so random about an Alienoid post?

Yeah, gonna catch shit for that.

ozzman6669

10-21-2007, 10:56 PM

im speechless

Lock Jaw

10-21-2007, 11:00 PM

That was Awesome. That's exactly what WWE needs.

IC Champion

10-21-2007, 11:07 PM

That's 120 seconds of my life I'll never have back.

Lock Jaw

10-21-2007, 11:09 PM

Remember Tokyo Magnum used to be around with Disco Inferno and Alex Wright, always trying to dance with them?

I do.

parkmania

10-22-2007, 12:13 AM

Wow, and to think, I once said that nothing could ever make me think that Rikishi was a good dancer.

FourFifty

10-22-2007, 12:24 AM

That's 120 seconds of my life I'll never have back.

I didn't even make it to the 30 second mark before I wrote my response.

Mr. Nerfect

10-22-2007, 03:16 AM

I'm sorry, but I don't get it. They dance? So what?

Kane Knight

10-22-2007, 10:43 AM

Doesn't make WWE any less gay

St. Jimmy

10-22-2007, 11:54 AM

I don't know about you, but I was impressed with John Cima. :shifty:

IC Champion

10-22-2007, 12:12 PM

I'm sorry, but I don't get it. They dance? So what?
That fact that they're jokes maybe?

.44 Magdalene

10-22-2007, 06:07 PM

I get this strange feeling that some people take wrestling too seriously.

Just a hunch.

The One

10-22-2007, 06:10 PM

I'd still take thoe guys over the Spirit Squad...

Mr. Nerfect

10-22-2007, 07:01 PM

I'd still take thoe guys over the Spirit Squad...

Fuck, I'd take them over Triple H. I'm sorry, but who cares if they come out and dance (badly)? It's just for poops and giggles. If anything, it's more like a parody of how serious the WWE treats its stars. I'm also fairly certain that there is a distinct rip at Sylvan in there, too.

road doggy dogg

10-22-2007, 08:00 PM

I don't get it. It just looks like Japanese pro wrestling?

St. Jimmy

10-22-2007, 08:05 PM

Triple H. :y:

U-Warrior

10-23-2007, 12:32 AM

It may be really unessecary, but its still funnier than the plethora of forced innuendo and fart jokes in wwe. I swear, they used to be capable of doing low-brow shock humor while keeping it in context of what was going on. Now it just feels like they are trying too hard.

U-Warrior

10-23-2007, 12:38 AM

also,

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Xero

10-23-2007, 12:53 AM

Pure garbage.

Blitz

10-23-2007, 12:58 AM

Florida Brothers :love:

IC Champion

10-23-2007, 01:19 AM

Fuck, I'd take them over Triple H. I'm sorry, but who cares if they come out and dance (badly)? It's just for poops and giggles. If anything, it's more like a parody of how serious the WWE treats its stars. I'm also fairly certain that there is a distinct rip at Sylvan in there, too.
Please stop.

U-Warrior

10-23-2007, 02:26 AM

Yeah, alienoid its not a parody. The Japanese are just weird. Funny, but weird.

Kane Knight

10-23-2007, 10:30 AM

Man, Alienoid just has no bottom. He will make excuses for anyone and anything, so long as it's convenient.

TerranRich

10-23-2007, 12:45 PM

That last clip right there makes me believe Japanese wrestling is the best. :p

Kane Knight

10-23-2007, 01:25 PM

Pure garbage.

Have you ever looked at JApan's cultural exports?

Yeah.

What Would Kevin Do?

10-26-2007, 01:59 AM

First and foremost, Flordia Bros own your soul. Also, Dragongate and Hustle Comedy matches are more funny than 95% of the "humor" WWE goes for.

Cima is the shit. Milano Collection AT is awesome. Magnum Tokyo is also damn good, although I was never a huge fan.

Alienoid, there was no rip at the WWE in there at all. GD doesn't give a shit. Also, that match pre-dates Sylvan.

The dancing is just a gimmick. I've seen worse. The fans enjoy it too, so I don't see the problem.

Savio

10-26-2007, 12:36 PM

I didn't finish the video because I was expecting it to end with a gay orgy.

.44 Magdalene

10-26-2007, 12:55 PM

Yeah. I don't get what problem people have with shit like Chikara and Hustle.

Don't fucking worry so much about it. Jesus. Not everybody necessarily wants an inspirational contribution to the field of literary epics from their sweaty guys pretending to hit each other. Goofy shit's okay, too. Tohmahtoh.

Xero

10-26-2007, 01:10 PM

Goofy shit exposes the business too much. As I've said in the past, there's a fine line between "goofy" and "this shit's too fake".

U-Warrior

10-26-2007, 01:15 PM

What the fuck are you talking about, "exposs the business too much"? What are you,from 1975 or something? The business has been fully exposed for more than a decade. This very site you are posting on now, exposes the business more than japanese humor matches. As does all the biographies and dvds wwe releases each year.

Kane Knight

10-26-2007, 01:24 PM

Rantings of a rabid fanboy

For anyone who wanted a reader's digest version.

.44 Magdalene

10-26-2007, 01:28 PM

LOL, exposes the business too much. That has to be the weakest excuse to hate something I've read in a long time.

What "exposes the business too much" more? Goofy shit, or goofy shit trying to take itself seriously? You think some Japanese guys dancing "exposes the business" more than the Masterlock, the FU, the Canadian Destroyer, or even Umaga does? You think wacky Asian antics makes it look more fake than a fucking full nelson making people unconscious? Or Vince faking his own death?

Opinions are opinions, but some opinions just aren't meant to be justified. That shit's pretty weak.

Kane Knight

10-26-2007, 01:28 PM

There's comedy, and then there's cheese. This was the latter. I don't care how much WWE's comedy sucks, or how cheesey it is (And it is), that in no way absolves the above video.

.44 Magdalene

10-26-2007, 01:33 PM

And "It's too cheesy" is a fine and great opinion that I have no problems with.

But holy shit.

The One

10-26-2007, 01:36 PM

Yeah the "exposes the business" is a big :wtf: comment, but I'm sorry, Noid's shit about how that was better than Triple H may be the single dumbest thing this year...and not just to come out of his brain (which is a bountiful fountain of idiocy), but quite possible the dumbest things expressed anywhere in the entire known universe.

IC Champion

10-26-2007, 01:41 PM

People are fuckin stupid, you know this ToVo.

What Would Kevin Do?

10-26-2007, 01:50 PM

For anyone who wanted a reader's digest version.

:roll:

.44 Magdalene

10-26-2007, 01:53 PM

Speaking of stupid, what did I get neg repped for? I don't give a shit, but I'm curious; if you disagree with me, why can't you just say it?

IC Champion

10-26-2007, 02:00 PM

Well I did it because I felt like it.

Kane Knight

10-26-2007, 02:33 PM

I did it because I hate the Jews.

...Well, I didn't really neg you, so take the rest with a grain of salt.