View Full Version : TMZ is reporting that Chyna pulled an Ultimate Warrior!!!
BigDaddyCool
11-09-2007, 12:37 AM
Her name is now Chyna.
BigDaddyCool
11-09-2007, 12:39 AM
Appearently Jericho says that Vince would hire an assassin for Chyna before rehiring her or something. I don't know. They ask Jericho, he kinda blew off the question.
Dave Youell
11-09-2007, 04:58 AM
There was me thinking she had a confrontation with the Sheik
Bad Company
11-09-2007, 07:27 AM
Except Chyna's the one threatening the assfucking.
I was expecting she said something about queers, and I was going to make a quip about how ironic it was. Alas, it wasn't meant to be.
Goulet
11-09-2007, 11:18 AM
http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/1107_chyna_wm.pdf
Kane Knight
11-09-2007, 11:21 AM
I was expecting she said something about queers, and I was going to make a quip about how ironic it was. Alas, it wasn't meant to be.
We can still dream. :'(
Her signature is essentially two M's...
Or, on it's side, it looks like "222"... :eek:
Kane Knight
11-09-2007, 11:35 AM
Her signature is essentially two M's...
Or, on it's side, it looks like "222"... :eek:
OMG! CHYNA's COMING BACK ON THE 19TH!
Heyman
11-09-2007, 11:37 AM
Warrior Warrior.
Inadequacy
11-09-2007, 11:57 AM
Didn't she already rename herself Chyna Doll or something?
El Fangel
11-09-2007, 12:08 PM
Didn't she already rename herself Chyna Doll or something?
That was a flavor of the week :roll:
FourFifty
11-09-2007, 12:36 PM
It's going to be a sad day when Boogen changes his name to Boogen.
Theo Dious
11-09-2007, 12:53 PM
It's going to be <s>a sad day</s> the greatest day ever when Boogen changes his name to Boogen.
BigDaddyCool
11-09-2007, 02:20 PM
Former WWE Diva Joanie Marie Laurer has legally changed her name to Chyna. No last name .. just "Chyna". TMZ was there yesterday as Chyna exited the courthouse in Burbank, California. After all the paperwork was filed, Chyna spoke to TMZ cameras and said that after an 8 year struggle, she finally has her identity back. She said this victory is for all of the lives Vince McMahon has tried to ruin. She said Vince McMahon took the name from her out of spite and he's an egomaniac and a jerk. She then challenged her former boss Vince McMahon to a fight! Here's what Chyna said: "Do I want to go back to get abused by you and get punched in the head every day and have people not stand up for me besides the fans? No. Would I like to go back for one day representing myself and all these people to kick your ass and your ass only? Cause you are the boss, right Vince? Then I would love to do it. You know my number. You know where I live, obviously. And you know my name. Bring it, Vince!"
God she is crazy. Vince gave her the best years of her proffesional life. Then she got greedy. Some people need to quit trying to live their crappy gimmicks. The best part though is how she got her identity back.
BigDaddyCool
11-09-2007, 02:22 PM
It's going to be a sad day when Boogen changes his name to Boogen.
You are dead to me.
Theo Dious
11-09-2007, 05:00 PM
Chyna: You would be nothing but a sexually ambiguous bodybuilder if not for Vince and HHH. They gave you more than you would ever have gotten on your own, and you responded by demanding more. Your high point since leaving WWE has been getting X-Pac's dick shoved into your man-gina on a <s>porno film</s> sex tape. You wouldn't be Chyna without Vince McMahon, you'd be Joanie "What a Stupid Name For a Man" Laurer, and I wouldn't have to listen to your shit...
...wait...
DAMN YOU, VINCE MCMAHON! YOU BROUGHT HER ON US!!!!!!!11 :mad:.......:rant:.......:shifty:
br0ken
11-10-2007, 07:08 PM
So the guy who wrestled as Ultimate Warrior changed his legal name to Ultimate Warrior :?:
That is crazy. Chyna is at least a little better, but to be named (is he :?:) Ultimate Warrior, well that is somethung way weird
Warrior changed his name to Warrior Warrior.
br0ken
11-10-2007, 07:13 PM
Warrior Warrior. That is just crazy.
Kane Knight
11-10-2007, 07:41 PM
Warrior's crazy. His name is merely icing.
You suppose Warrior has hit 1,000,000 points in Guitar Hero?
DarKCentaur
11-11-2007, 01:22 PM
You suppose Warrior has hit 1,000,000 points in Guitar Hero?
Warrior is no queer.
br0ken
11-11-2007, 01:48 PM
I think of something funny. WWE should hire Chyna back -BUT- they give her a new gimmick and name. That will blow her mid.
Kane Knight
11-11-2007, 01:53 PM
I think of something funny. WWE should hire Chyna back -BUT- they give her a new gimmick and name. That will blow her mid.
Call her Manndaryn.
The extra "N" is to draw attention away from the Y.
br0ken
11-11-2007, 02:00 PM
then fire her and make a pool to when she change her name to that.
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