Official RAW Thread 11/12/07 - TPWW Lag Edition

[Xero]

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After taking exception to Mr. Kennedy naming himself captain of their Survivor Series team, Umaga has overruled the loudmouth Superstar and will face Triple H instead in tonight’s Lumberjack Match on Raw. The Samoan Bulldozer will also take over the reigns as captain of his Survivor Series team.

Tonight’s match between Survivor Series captains The Game and Umaga will not only be a war between two hated rivals but will include the remaining eight members of their opposing teams as lumberjacks. With Rey Mysterio, Kane, and Matt and Jeff Hardy backing The Game on one side and Finlay, Big Daddy V, MVP and Kennedy giving Umaga support on the other, Monday’s match could give a preview of what the Traditional Elimination Match at Survivor Series will be like.

With all 10 men involved in the Traditional Elimination Match under the same roof at the same time, Raw could potentially see a volatile situation. Will all hell break loose? Tune in to Raw tonight and find out.
Also on Raw

Shawn Michaels has floored WWE Champion Randy Orton with Sweet Chin Music an astonishing five weeks in a row. Will HBK be looking to make it a six-pack this week on Raw? Or will the champ be able to regain some momentum heading into Survivor Series?

Hornswoggle, the smallest Superstar in WWE, will test his luck o' the Irish when he faces the mountainous 7-foot-3, 420-pound Great Khali at Survivor Series. How will Mr. McMahon’s little bastard handle his dad’s dose of “tough love” as he prepares for the match of his life?

Also, who will be able to slow down the dominant Women’s Champion Beth Phoenix? How will Santino Marella bounce back from his beer bath at the hands of “Stone Cold” Steve Austin? And will Cody Rhodes and Hardcore Holly be able to continue their tenuous-yet-fruitful partnership?

We’ll all find out as Monday Night Raw airs live from Topeka, Kan., at 9/8 CT on USA Network.

[ClockShot]

Nice title, Xero.

[ClockShot]

Not a bad Vets' day video there.

[Skull316]

startin off with some Dancin! though it looks different than last time i saw him!

[Innovator]

Here comes the Pain....er Deadman

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[Destor]

LOL @ Bats promo

Also TPWW seems to run faster if you aren't logged in... dunno

[Skull316]

taker needs to be back on raw :wavesad:

[ClockShot]

Cade and Murdoch are the finest RAW has to offer.

This sucks already.

[RVDmark]

So Umaga taking over Kennedy's place. Was this planned or is Kennedy off the show for some reason?

[SammyG]

What? Kennedy isn't wrestling? I just turned the TV on.

[Kane Knight]

Every Raw should be TPWW lag edition.

[sugar butt]

Maybe Kennedy was caught w/ roids again

[RVDmark]

So Umaga taking over Kennedy's place. Was this planned or is Kennedy off the show for some reason?

[ClockShot]

Wow. Either the site is really hurtin' right now. Or nobody is watching.

[SammyG]

I wanna suck on those titties till some milk come out

[BigDaddyCool]

Hey sugar butt, start marking out...damn, she already did.

[ClockShot]

Ouch.

[Innovator]

it'd be awesome if Santino gets a can of ass whip from Beth

[RVDmark]

So Umaga taking over Kennedy's place. Was this planned or is Kennedy off the show for some reason?

[SammyG]

God DAMN, tpww is slow tonight. Anyways, Lawler just beat up Santino, and I don't see what the reason for that was. Hopefully Santino kicks Lawler's ass at Survivor Series or somethin'.

[sugar butt]

this is why i love beth pheonix, cuz she knows how to kick ass and break collar bones!

[Skull316]

another jerry lawler angle...i can hardly contain my excitement :roll:

[Johnny Vegas]

dude santino said lawler's name the funniest way you ever could

[ClockShot]

What are the odds HBK goes for 6 in a row tonight?

[sugar butt]

Orton needs to stop crying like a baby

[Kane Knight]

this is why i love beth pheonix, cuz she knows how to kick ass and break collar bones!

Yeah, anyone who thins the herd of talentless dvias is aces with me.

[SammyG]

WHOA, Matt Hardy is here

[sugar butt]

omg its hardy!!!! BDC bought that shirt for me! cuz he loves me!

[Innovator]

Holy November sweeps Batman!

[sugar butt]

who's that little kid? they are gonna let him in the ring w/ mr hardy?

[SammyG]

lol, the guy in the red hat, the sign guy is there.

[ClockShot]

Oh shit. Hardys and Mysterio.

[sugar butt]

i'm officially in love!

[Destor]

Lag is going away I think...

[SammyG]

So I'm assuming the opponents are MVP, Finlay and like Big Daddy V or something.

[sugar butt]

minus the midget

[sugar butt]

matt hardy is looking much better!

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope they keep teasing with MVP turning face only to kill Matt Hardy. That would be sweet.

[SammyG]

fucking lag is lame. Anyway. KENNEEDDYY

[SammyG]

Damn, that SVR08 looks amazing.

[BigDaddyCool]

MVP > Kennedy


Kennedy.

[SammyG]

I'll a

[SammyG]

I'll agree with that. MVP is the goods.

[Destor]

Fire Pro wrestling looks amazing.

[BigDaddyCool]

I agree, RvS08 does look good. We should all play each other after christmas.

[BigDaddyCool]

Fire Pro wrestling looks amazing.
You think meth looks good. But still, K4L.

[SammyG]

ummmm.. Matt has been in the ring this whole time.

[ClockShot]

Damn. Why don't they just show the whole movie of Beowulf. Save us some cash.

[SammyG]

LOL, Terrible botch.

[BigDaddyCool]

Gay Mystrio is finally in. Whoopty shit.

[sugar butt]

fucking lag is lame. Anyway. KENNEEDDYY

yes i agree!


what is that little kid doin in the ring?

[Destor]

You think meth looks good. But still, K4L.LOL

I only know two things, meth and wrestling. And FPR falls into that category.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kill that midget MVP.

[DarKCentaur]

Man, I love Kennedy, but he's sloppy as shit tonight.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'll count Rey out of what ever I want JR.

[SammyG]

Sugar butt, Kennedy is amazing, he does not look like a little kid. So, wonder what the new save us video is gonna be tonight.

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, why are they going to job Santino out to Lawler? What does that help to serve.

[sugar butt]

that mask will affect his breathing too right??? dumb kids

[BigDaddyCool]

Gay.

[ClockShot]

I hope the next hour is better.

[SammyG]

Yeah, Kennedy was really sloppy during that match. lol @ Lillian's way of saying Rey MIIIISTEERRREEEEEOOOO

[sugar butt]

Sugar butt, Kennedy is amazing, he does not look like a little kid. So, wonder what the new save us video is gonna be tonight.

i was actually talking about the little kid they call rey

[SammyG]

Yeah, this Raw is way lame so far. Someone SAVE IT

OMG THERE IT IS

[ClockShot]

NEXT WEEK FELLAS!

[Skull316]

ok, i saw a Y, a 2, and a J, and next monday, fuck yes!

[DarKCentaur]

I wonder if NEXT_MONDAY is one of the cryptic hints. WHAT COULD IT MEAN

[SammyG]

NEXT MONDAY!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Break the Walls, too. That one was wayyyy too obvious

[BigDaddyCool]

Jericho is coming next monday? No, it is just Edge. He has been chainsawing everything. And doing such, he broke the code...with his chainsaw.

[Innovator]

Next_Monday...what the fuck does that mean?

[Skull316]

to elaborate, i believe it said....X+1 = Y, and then 9=J

so, X29 would become Y2J, and then NEXT_MONDAY

Hell yeah!

[ClockShot]

My vacation next week is gonna kick off with a fucking bang. CAN'T WAIT!

[SammyG]

YEAHHHHHHHHH. There was a Y, a 2, and a J. It said like X+Y=1 at one point.

6 Days, 23 hours away is what it said I believe?

They shouldn't have had the break the walls down though, I don't think.

It would be tremendous if it wasn't Jericho, just to see the IWC's reaction.

[Londoner]

Yup its definately Jericho, especially after 'break the walls', good raw so far.

[parkmania]

So, at 9:30 on next Monday, eh?

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope it is just the return of naked Midion.

[SammyG]

Not gonna lie, pretty excited rite now. Too bad the rest of this Raw is gonna suck. Meh, who gives a fuck, Chris motherfucking Jericho returns next Monday.

[SammyG]

Crowd should start a Y2J Chant

[ClockShot]

Mediator McMahon in the ring.

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope the do a Survior Series rewind of Bret getting owned by Micheals. That would be sweet. K4L.

[sugar butt]

So, at 9:30 on next Monday, eh?

That just means that that is when the next save us video will be out....

[BigDaddyCool]

Oh, Micheal is just going to put Orton in a rear chinlock or something and Hebner is going to have them ring the damn bell. That would be sweet. Then they can send Orton down to TNA.

[SammyG]

omg this is lame.

[Innovator]

Michaels will win via that back suplex he used back in the day

[BigDaddyCool]

Agreed. Orton sucks the life out of any room. He is a dick, but he sucks on the mic. Micheals is barely able to make this watchable.

[sugar butt]

omg this is lame.

i second this motion!

[BigDaddyCool]

All Micheal needs it a sharpshooter and Earl Hebner.

[Londoner]

Ya know banning the super kick makes no sense...HBK could just use the RKO...or something else.

[SammyG]

That was pretty good there by Michaels.

[BigDaddyCool]

Oh, and the Kliq. He needs the kliq. Wait, no the world needs the kliq.

[DarKCentaur]

Ya know banning the super kick makes no sense...HBK could just use the RKO...or something else.

Or the Diamond Cutter. Orton wouldn't see it coming.

[SammyG]

Great t

[SammyG]

Great timing by Orton right there preventing SCM to Vince.

[ClockShot]

*yawn*

[BigDaddyCool]

Orton is so lame.

[BigDaddyCool]

Orton is the worst heel ever.

[BigDaddyCool]

Anyhow, I'm getting Suvior Series just for a screwjob.

[BigDaddyCool]

Live this sunday, Edge with a chainsaw? What will he do? Whatever he wants, and who will stop him? No one, that is who, he has a chainsaw this time.

[sugar butt]

It's time to play the GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[SammyG]

Break the Walls Down. Next Monday.

[Londoner]

Y2J Y2J Y2J

Typing that was more fun than watching that segment just then.

[SammyG]

lol Rey and Kane vs Big Daddy V and Finlay. On ECW

[BigDaddyCool]

Break the Walls Down. Next Monday.

And how will the walls be broken down? With a chainsaw. And who has that chainsaw? Edge has the chainsaw. Breaking codes chainsaw style.

[SammyG]

Holllly shit Layla with straight hair. Gonna cream my pants.

[RVDmark]

Break the Walls Down. Next Monday.

Now next week will be TPWW uber-lag edition. I bet WWE is screwing with us just to carsh TPWW, its a conspiracy I tells ya.

[sugar butt]

FAKE BOOBS.....big whoop they are dumb!

[SammyG]

lol, everytime Mickie's theme plays, I just tap my fingers on the keyboard to the beat. Can't resist it.

[Innovator]

I'll get SS just to see Edge come back

[BigDaddyCool]

10 Divas? Will the kleenax supply hold out? Will Edge be able to chainsaw out more kleenax? Tune in sunday to find out.

[SammyG]

Whooaaa, that looked terrible. Looked like Melina was gonna get a dislocated arm or something.

[SammyG]

Hahaha JR called Jillian Lillian. That's what Santino does to ya.

[BigDaddyCool]

Micky James kinda reminds me of Rachel Ray.

[ClockShot]

Come on. Get Beth Phoenix back out here.

[BigDaddyCool]

Mickey is dyking out.!!!!!

[SammyG]

Mickie nipping out.

[Jura]

That should be called the Kiss of Death.

[sugar butt]

Come on. Get Beth Phoenix back out here.

i most definitally second that motion!

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope Lawler dies of a heart attack in the ring right now. And Chainsaw Edge comes out and makes sure he is dead with his chainsaw.

[SammyG]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JOHN CENA DVD

[SammyG]

now 26 has solid tracks, yes.

[sugar butt]

baby can i get the john cena 3 disc cd thingy????? pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?

[SammyG]

Marks out for the Rock

[SammyG]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL RING THE BELL, RING THE BELL

[ClockShot]

RING THE BELL! RING THE DAMN BELL!

[Jura]

The Corporate Champion The Rock!

[SammyG]

God, Snitsky is disturbing.

[BigDaddyCool]

We want Chainsaw Edge.

[SammyG]

Let's go Santino!

[Johnny Vegas]

hell nah, but newayz this thread is sucking. lol snitcsky

[SammyG]

lol JR, Many many decades? come on now, he's not 100 years old.

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, they showed the wrong sharpshooter screw job.

[SammyG]

Santino is a god at selling.

[BigDaddyCool]

Gay, now I'm pissed. I knew it would happen, but still it pisses me off.

[Innovator]

LOL thanks for coming Santino

[SammyG]

Wow, is this what they are gonna do with Santino now that the Stonecold shit is over? Come on now, he's way too awesome to have to do shit like this.

[sugar butt]

are you eating the ice cream out of the carton?

[BigDaddyCool]

baby can i get the john cena 3 disc cd thingy????? pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase?

Yeah, you have money :p

[Johnny Vegas]

Santino is fucking hilarious. He totally took the heat away from Lawler lol

[BigDaddyCool]

Next Monday, chainsaw Edge will come in and kill Lawler.

[SammyG]

Marks the fuck out again for the Jericho video. Oh my gooodddd.

[ClockShot]

Hornswaggle training session. This might be fun.

[sugar butt]

they are just going to reveal the new save us video....it's never going to be revealed!

[Londoner]

Break the walls doooooown.

[BigDaddyCool]

The 'Swog is gay. I'm tired of this.

[SammyG]

LMFAO COACH AS KHALI

[BigDaddyCool]

Hahahaha, Coach is the man.

[Londoner]

Ok booorrriiiinnngggg@this

[ClockShot]

Have my eyes gone bad, or is that Paul Heyman?

[SammyG]

lol, thought Coach was gonna do Melina's entrance for a second.

[Jura]

lol Hilarious

[BigDaddyCool]

The Great Coachli!!!!!

[SammyG]

Very sick of this, this is dragging out wayyyyy too long. This is stupid. The only funny part was when Regal told Coach to stop being such a girl. LOL, Regal is the only reason I am watching this.

[SammyG]

Such a generic promo by HHH

[SammyG]

Holy shit lol, HHH is getting into this. THE CONQUERER, THE KING

[ClockShot]

Very sick of this, this is dragging out wayyyyy too long. This is stupid. The only funny part was when Regal told Coach to stop being such a girl. LOL, Regal is the only reason I am watching this.

Agreed. Was hoping this would be something we could forget, but it's gone on long enough. Hopefully, this will end sunday.

[RGWhat316]

Fairly interesting RAW. Y2fnJ should be here officially next Monday. Shawn's references to 97 were funny. And it seems that Mickie is starting to turn back to the Mickie I liked best with an interesting new finisher.

[SammyG]

lol @ showing the whole Beowulf movie pretty much.

[sugar butt]

time to play the GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME

[SammyG]

They should run that Break the walls down video again

[SammyG]

Video

[Innovator]

i bet jericho debuts during the overrun next week

[SammyG]

game. Jerichoooooo

[sugar butt]

this is boring

[SammyG]

WWE has to really be careful on how they do the Jericho debut. Give him 30 minutes. Or like, 20. Don't make it short. I would have every save us video play, and then hit the music

[Jura]

I bet you it breaks out in a brawl in the end.

[ClockShot]

Here we go.

[SammyG]

There it was, too. Whatever. Bad Raw, IMO. But Jericho debuts next week :)

By the way, everytime HHH goes for the spinebuster, i ALWAYS think hes gonna tear his quad, right when he lands it.

[thedamndest]

lol, so do I.

[FourFifty]

If they bring in Gillberg next week I swear to God I'm going to kill myself.
The ONLY people who I'd accept as not Jericho are Christian (not sure what his TNA status is) and Paul Heyman.

[Jura]

You know you'd mark out if Goldberg's music hits and out comes Gillberg.

[DAMN iNATOR]

And it seems that Mickie is starting to turn back to the Mickie I liked best with an interesting new finisher.

Yeah, the whole “psycho dyke” gimmick she had when she began in WWE is way better than her plain self.