View Full Version : Jericho On the Cover of WWE Magazine?
Shaggy
11-13-2007, 08:43 AM
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8123/cjkn6.jpg
He looks like a lesbian with that hair.
Dave Youell
11-13-2007, 08:58 AM
Stupid work filters!
Can't see it!
Red X's!!!!
NOOOOOO!
Or I can wait till I'm home.....
Shaggy
11-13-2007, 09:05 AM
He looks like a lesbian with that hair.
And sadly the shirt he is wearing in the picture doesnt help either...
Yes I know its his usual Jericho style clothing but along with the hair he just looks completely gay...
Im waiting to see which wrestler he feuds with will make a gay comment about him...
Either he's gained weight or he never used to wear that vest buttoned. It looks terrible.
Shaggy
11-13-2007, 09:32 AM
Now that I relook at the picture....He almost looks like DDP when he was going through his creepy smile stalker phase at the end of his WWE run
It's Me! It's Me! It's 2... 2... 2...!
Stupid work filters!
Can't see it!
Red X's!!!!
NOOOOOO!
Or I can wait till I'm home.....
If you're using internet explorer, go to Tools, then Internet Options, then hit the " connections " tab, hit " LAN Settings " at the bottom, and click off " Auto detect settings ".
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 10:02 AM
http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/8123/cjkn6.jpg
Man, if not for things like "Mysterio & Batista," "John Cena Update" and "CM Punk" I'd swear this was out of the 80s.
Mr. Nerfect
11-13-2007, 10:07 AM
I was expecting KK to say something about Jericho never, ever returning, and this obviously being Simon Pegg or DDP, with the Chris Jericho story being related to something about Jericho's past.
Maybe it's just me, but Jericho is fucking awesome. Anything he does is fine with me. I like his hair, damn it.
Dave Youell
11-13-2007, 10:07 AM
If you're using internet explorer, go to Tools, then Internet Options, then hit the " connections " tab, hit " LAN Settings " at the bottom, and click off " Auto detect settings ".
Already tried that one friend, they are really tight here, we have restricted access to what we can do with the software on the machine.
It can't be done!
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 10:15 AM
I was expecting KK to say something about Jericho never, ever returning, because I'm so fucking stupid I cannot understand arguments that do not come from my own markish dementia. My mommy was a crack whore, and daddy sexually abused me until I was 29.
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 10:16 AM
Already tried that one friend, they are really tight here, we have restricted access to what we can do with the software on the machine.
It can't be done!
So wait 8 hours to see the damned lesbian. Is that so hard?
Mr. Nerfect
11-13-2007, 10:29 AM
Lawl at KK. Someone's having their period. What's funny is that I'm not even 29, which makes anything you threw my way completely ineffective. Dude, avoid the details if you don't have a clue what you're talking about. Dr. Cox can get away with details in sarcastic statements, you can't. :p
Also, I'm really quite certain you are one of those guys who does make the "save_us won't be revealed until I get laid" arguements. If you're not, I apologise, but it's probably just because it sounds like a sarcastic "I'm superior because I'm cynical" stances you'd take.
Mr. Nerfect
11-13-2007, 10:31 AM
So wait 8 hours to see the damned lesbian. Is that so hard?
KK, can you honestly wait 8 hours before you look for lesbian porn? Can you wait 8 minutes? Dave is being very restrained.
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 10:34 AM
LOL. "I'm not even 29...Shows what you know!"
It's kinda cute.
Dave Youell
11-13-2007, 10:35 AM
KK, can you honestly wait 8 hours before you look for lesbian porn? Can you wait 8 minutes? Dave is being very restrained.
Lolz
and I'm going to be back at home in 3 hours so :p KK!
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 10:36 AM
By the way, I like how you cannot tell the difference between "cynical" and "thinking."
What Would Kevin Do?
11-13-2007, 10:36 AM
HE DOES NOT LOOK GAY!
Any self-respecting gay man would not wear a wife beater under a vest.
No one said he was a gay man.
I said he was a gay woman.
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 10:46 AM
Yeah, lesbians DO dress like that.
Bigger version:
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e207/42yearold/cj.jpg
Save_Us.222 and two other hints can be seen in the electricity, nice.
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 10:50 AM
By the way, what I've said about Save_Us, paraphrased:
While I hope it is Jericho, you people are jumping to conclusions based on "evidence" which is highly subjective or fabricated. You've been wrong three or four times now, but continue to assume that you know for a fact that Jericho will return at whatever point, even though it was never stated. (Note the past tense)
the retarded version appears to read like this:
Ahahaha Jericho will never ever show up!
It's amazing how stupid people try and break down complex thought to simplistic terms they can understand, and get it wrong consistently.
Every time Alienoid does that, take a shot.
owenbrown
11-13-2007, 10:59 AM
Man, if not for things like "Mysterio & Batista," "John Cena Update" and "CM Punk" I'd swear this was out of the 80s.
Even the 80's made more sense than what WWE has lately. :shifty:
Loose Cannon
11-13-2007, 11:00 AM
Rey Rey and Batista got busted in mens room apparently
owenbrown
11-13-2007, 11:34 AM
http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e207/42yearold/cj.jpg
If I have to ride shotgun with Cena, I'd rather walk. :shifty:
SammyG
11-13-2007, 11:41 AM
mmm is that Kelly Kelly on the upper right hand corner?
Y2Ant
11-13-2007, 11:51 AM
lksdjflsdajflsdaju83seuo3hj
The MAC
11-13-2007, 12:01 PM
yea,.not that amped up for Y2J anymore.
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 01:35 PM
Who is it that Jericho looks like in that picture, anyway? It strikes me that he's supposed to look like a specific 80s/90s celebrity, but I can't think of who that might be.
The SHOCKMASTER!
:shifty:
Shaggy
11-13-2007, 01:46 PM
I wonder what poster comes in this one...because the other ones have been crap...specially the Cena one in the last issue...
People here still read WWE Magazine?
RGWhat316
11-13-2007, 02:59 PM
It's cool looking, but I kinda hate that it is leaked like this so close to his return. I usually get the WWE magazine a few days before it goes on newstands, so if I get it this week, I don't want to read until after next Monday.
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 03:15 PM
It's cool looking, but I kinda hate that it is leaked like this so close to his return. I usually get the WWE magazine a few days before it goes on newstands, so if I get it this week, I don't want to read until after next Monday.
I don't know. I think with the video from last night, the notion of it being "spoiled" is going to be rather moot, anyway.
Not that I don't think it was poor planning on their behalf, but still.
The MAC
11-13-2007, 04:02 PM
he looks like that blonde backstreetboy on roids
he looks like that blonde backstreetboy on roids
AKA a lesbian.
The MAC
11-13-2007, 04:59 PM
well played sir.
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/3900/gayhg9.jpg
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 05:19 PM
well played sir.
http://img104.imageshack.us/img104/3900/gayhg9.jpg
"So...Uh...Wanna make out to KD Lang?"
The MAC
11-13-2007, 05:49 PM
so having a dick doesnt disqualify you as a lesbian.
Hanso Amore
11-13-2007, 06:23 PM
so having a dick doesnt disqualify you as a lesbian.
A lesbian with a dick is something I am definitely interested in.
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 06:37 PM
You know, I was gonna make a Hanso joke, but....
A lesbian with a dick is something I am definitely interested in.
Wouldn't that be a tranny/shemale?
Huh, just noticed your user title...
Kane Knight
11-13-2007, 07:17 PM
Wouldn't that be a tranny/shemale?
Uhhh...Yeah?
Fignuts
11-13-2007, 08:21 PM
Yo, stephanie's gonna be PISSED about this.
The MAC
11-14-2007, 03:51 AM
check out that gay neck chain chris is wearing.. somethign he could only get from one of those YMCA guys.
and HAHAHAHAA to all you fuckers who thought Jericho would come back as rock ...he's coming back as Britney Spears!!!
Kane Knight
11-14-2007, 09:34 AM
check out that gay neck chain chris is wearing.. somethign he could only get from one of those YMCA guys.
and HAHAHAHAA to all you fuckers who thought Jericho would come back as rock ...he's coming back as Britney Spears!!!
Dude, Jericho's Metal! :foc:
...He got it from Rob Halford....:shifty:
BigDaddyCool
11-14-2007, 09:41 AM
So what is this about Boogen blending in?
TerryBoulder
11-14-2007, 11:53 AM
Jericho looks better now, he looked stupid with long hair like he was stuck in the 80s.
WWE is making a good move to bring him in, they know that their shows are in trouble because their top stars john cena is injured. Of course jericho is no cena, but I think with enough time and work, if he tries, wwe can build him up into the main event for some variety until cena comes back. I just hope he doesnt beat orton because it will screw up orton again.
The MAC
11-14-2007, 12:24 PM
Jericho looks better now, he looked stupid with long hair like he was stuck in the 80s.
WWE is making a good move to bring him in, they know that their shows are in trouble because their top stars john cena is injured. Of course jericho is no cena, but I think with enough time and work, if he tries, wwe can build him up into the main event for some variety until cena comes back. I just hope he doesnt beat orton because it will screw up orton again.
Are you a fucking retard or do you just play one on here?
You have no fucking clue about the wrestling business whatsoever, did your dad work for WCW?
If that was your attempt at sarcasm you need to ask your boyfriend to fuck you in the ass harder so you will get a bit more bucky. The fact that you would basically say that Jericho needs to work reach Cena's level shows that your mom was kicked hard in the stomach during a bar fight when she was pregnant with you.
I seriously hope for your sake that you are in a special needs class because you obviously have "special needs". Its amazing that you are literate at all. I guess since you stopped throwing your faeces at your computer and learned how to type we will have to put up with more rubbish like this.
You remind me of someone, anyone remember IWANTVIRAL ? I think this fuck is him.
Yo, Fuckhead, do us a favour and fuck off and die somewhere.
Goulet
11-14-2007, 12:39 PM
Are you a fucking retard or do you just play one on here?
You have no fucking clue about the wrestling business whatsoever, did your dad work for WCW?
If that was your attempt at sarcasm you need to ask your boyfriend to fuck you in the ass harder so you will get a bit more bucky. The fact that you would basically say that Jericho needs to work reach Cena's level shows that your mom was kicked hard in the stomach during a bar fight when she was pregnant with you.
I seriously hope for your sake that you are in a special needs class because you obviously have "special needs". Its amazing that you are literate at all. I guess since you stopped throwing your faeces at your computer and learned how to type we will have to put up with more rubbish like this.
You remind me of someone, anyone remember IWANTVIRAL ? I think this fuck is him.
Yo, Fuckhead, do us a favour and fuck off and die somewhere.
LOL, 4 on the Kano Meter
Kane Knight
11-14-2007, 12:49 PM
Are you a fucking retard or do you just play one on here?
I deleted the rest of the K3 spazz out (Sorry Goulet, but I disagree), but I just had to laugh at the irony.
TerranRich
11-14-2007, 12:54 PM
KK: Whine, bitch, spazz, moan, complain. Snap, snap, snap. Repeat.
TerryBoulder: Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhh...
The MAC
11-14-2007, 12:56 PM
terranrich : you missed out "neg rep"
Morrisey
11-14-2007, 01:19 PM
The fact that you would basically say that Jericho needs to work reach Cena's level shows that your mom was kicked hard in the stomach during a bar fight when she was pregnant with you.
I think what he might have meant was that Jericho isn't on Cena's level popularity wise, which is perfectly true, and that he would have to put in some hard work to be WWE's biggest star. But he doesn't have to work hard to be a better wrestler than Cena.
The MAC
11-14-2007, 01:31 PM
shut the fuck up Donny!
Kane Knight
11-14-2007, 01:56 PM
KK: Whine, bitch, spazz, moan, complain. Snap, snap, snap. Repeat.
Funny how you could replace your own initials and get a pretty much identical string.
Ah well. At least you have your "witty" Matt Boone parodies to fall back on.
TerryBoulder
11-14-2007, 02:05 PM
I think what he might have meant was that Jericho isn't on Cena's level popularity wise, which is perfectly true, and that he would have to put in some hard work to be WWE's biggest star. But he doesn't have to work hard to be a better wrestler than Cena.
Yes thats what I meant. It appears to be that the rest of you cant seem to understand what im saying, maybe u should ask for help from other more intelligent ppl next time, just a suggestion ;) for you guys for next time, but this exactly what I meant. Also jericho is probably rusted in the ring from all the time off he had.
DAMN iNATOR
11-14-2007, 03:41 PM
[Imitating M.A.H.] I dunno, I'm kinda diggin' Jericho's butch hairdo...:drool:[/END]
:shifty:
The MAC
11-14-2007, 03:55 PM
to cock : you made a statement that basically said Jericho can only be a place holder for Cena until he returns.You didnt state whether it was just ringwork or being over. Your statement was all encompassing.So fuck you and your neg rep Bitch.
weather vane
11-14-2007, 04:58 PM
OH NO JERICHO CUT HIS HAIR!!!! THIS RUINS THE WHOLE ANGLE NOW!
ddpBANG
11-14-2007, 05:58 PM
Funny how you could replace your own initials and get a pretty much identical string.
:yes:
Evil Vito
11-14-2007, 07:53 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Source: WrestlingObserver.com
- For those that have asked, the Chris Jericho WWE Magazine cover shot is legitimate. The magazine features an in depth article of Jericho putting over the idea of working with John Cena, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Undertaker, Ken Kennedy, and even MVP. Jericho said that he went to Lance Storm’s wrestling school to brush off some ring rust and is returning to WWE with a new finishing move and will debut some new moves. Jericho also notes that there will be no more long hair either.
---
New finisher and new moves, interesting.</font> :cool:
Wonder what it will be.
I bet it's Roll the Dice, or the "Ayatollah Rolla"...
RGWhat316
11-14-2007, 08:21 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Source: WrestlingObserver.com
- For those that have asked, the Chris Jericho WWE Magazine cover shot is legitimate. The magazine features an in depth article of Jericho putting over the idea of working with John Cena, Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Undertaker, Ken Kennedy, and even MVP. Jericho said that he went to Lance Storm’s wrestling school to brush off some ring rust and is returning to WWE with a new finishing move and will debut some new moves. Jericho also notes that there will be no more long hair either.
---
New finisher and new moves, interesting.</font> :cool:
Well, it should be interesting to see what move he chooses. I believe I heard once that he has 1001 moves to chose from, lol.
OMG, it should be an Armbar. Seriously. In fact, it should be called "222. Armbar"!
Everything is falling into place!
I once looked up a list of the moves he listed off. I don't know if he REALLY listed them all off, but 222 was indeed the Armbar.
Kane Knight
11-14-2007, 08:28 PM
Wonder what it will be.
I bet it's Roll the Dice, or the "Ayatollah Rolla"...
Armbar.
How did I fuck up Armdrag and Armbar?
Fucking arms...
Kane Knight
11-14-2007, 08:33 PM
That would be pretty funny, though.
Or he could nick Orton's gimmick, and be the "Ayatollah of Rest-ah Hold-ah."
Crossrine
11-14-2007, 09:47 PM
If this is the real cover, is it on the WWE website? Or is this old? Because if its old... :mad:
Well I probably wont do anything but I'll still be dissapointed
Kane Knight
11-14-2007, 09:52 PM
If this is the real cover, is it on the WWE website? Or is this old? Because if its old... :mad:
Well I probably wont do anything but I'll still be dissapointed
Dude, it talks about Punk and Rey Rey and Cena. It wouldn't be old. It could be faked, but it would have to be one of the most elaborate hoaxes in wrestling. Everyone's reporting it as real.
Crossrine
11-14-2007, 09:55 PM
Well its not up on the WWE website :wtf: First time I've gone to it in a while and the say the latest one has CM Punk on it..?
It doesn't hit news stands until next week.
Kane Knight
11-14-2007, 10:12 PM
Well its not up on the WWE website :wtf: First time I've gone to it in a while and the say the latest one has CM Punk on it..?
Because it's not on Newstands. That's why this was reported as "leaked."
rob11
11-14-2007, 10:43 PM
Knowing the WWE, it wouldn't shock me if it was where he puts his foot on the guy and poses.
Kane Knight
11-14-2007, 11:04 PM
Knowing the WWE, it wouldn't shock me if it was where he puts his foot on the guy and poses.
And make Cena look bad?
Mr. Nerfect
11-15-2007, 04:50 AM
LOL. "I'm not even 29...Shows what you know!"
It's kinda cute.
No, it makes you Kane Knox.
Mr. Nerfect
11-15-2007, 04:55 AM
By the way, what I've said about Save_Us, paraphrased:
While I hope it is Jericho, you people are jumping to conclusions based on "evidence" which is highly subjective or fabricated. You've been wrong three or four times now, but continue to assume that you know for a fact that Jericho will return at whatever point, even though it was never stated. (Note the past tense)
the retarded version appears to read like this:
Ahahaha Jericho will never ever show up!
It's amazing how stupid people try and break down complex thought to simplistic terms they can understand, and get it wrong consistently.
Every time Alienoid does that, take a shot.
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wong...wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...you're wrong...you're wrong...you're wrong...
Sure, the videos are overanalysed, but I don't think anyone has been "wrong" about his return yet. I've never seen one person on these boards ever claim to know when Jericho was returning. People said that No Mercy made sense, and it did. No one was surprised when it didn't happen. Disappointed, maybe, but that's because they wanted fucking Jericho. It's more to do with Chris fucking Jericho returning, and not so much the clues pointing them in the wrong direction.
It's just like you and the CM Punk out-popping DX thing. It is a fucking fact that Punk got his name chanted over Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy. Cold, hard fact. That is what people talk about when they mention Punk "out-popping" DX. Triple H even had to acknowledge it to avoid looking like a jackass. But no, I still don't even know your stance on the case, all you did is say "LOL it never happened. I'm smart. I think I have ears."
You miss the point far more than you're given credit for. You don't maybe think that people want Jericho to return as soon as possible? You don't think that people might be pissed off with the current product, and want an entertaining performer back? And don't say that wasn't your point, because that is the only reason people speculate on Jericho's return. "Maybe it's this week!" probably not, but maybe it is. The whole "speculation" thing works both ways. You're just as retarded for saying "it may not happen" as people saying "it might." The whole tearing into people for it is just retarded.
addy2hotty
11-15-2007, 05:56 AM
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wong...wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...you're wrong...you're wrong...you're wrong...
It's just like you and the CM Punk out-popping DX thing. It is a fucking fact that Punk got his name chanted over Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy. Cold, hard fact. That is what people talk about when they mention Punk "out-popping" DX. Triple H even had to acknowledge it to avoid looking like a jackass. But no, I still don't even know your stance on the case, all you did is say "LOL it never happened. I'm smart. I think I have ears."
How those two paragraphs work so well together.
CM Punk got a big pop - for using one of Triple H's catchphrases. He got some cheers because he was in a team with two of the most over teams in WWE history. Jeff/Matt had not long been back together and DX were the same. HE DID NOT 'outpop' any of the 4. He got a big pop considering it was his home-town etc etc etc. He got his name chanted when HE WAS IN THE RING - like most faces would expect.
The laughable fact is that you can't let this lie. You ruin your post by being up this old chestnut and living in Punk dream world.
COLD HARD FACT? Punk is still not getting much of a pop, even when the crowd noise is added in after. Remember his ECW title match a PPV or so ago - reactions of the live crowd? COMPLETE AND UTTER SILENCE - entrance to exit.
I respect you Alienoid for your like of the virtual unlikeable, but on this subject, you just need to take off the rose-tinted glasses. He got a pop, yeah, but over DX & The Hardy's - absolutely not.
Kane Knight
11-15-2007, 09:57 AM
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wong...wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong...you're wrong...you're wrong...you're wrong...
Like I said, you really need to turn off the TV once in a while. :yes:
Sure, the videos are overanalysed, but I don't think anyone has been "wrong" about his return yet. I've never seen one person on these boards ever claim to know when Jericho was returning.
Because you don't want to see it.
People said that No Mercy made sense, and it did. No one was surprised when it didn't happen.
Yeah, the OMG WTFFFFFs were just disappointment, not surprise. I suppose I should chalk that up with you being completely oblivious to people who said he WOULD be there
It's more to do with Chris fucking Jericho returning, and not so much the clues pointing them in the wrong direction.
'Noid, if you understood what I was saying, the desire for it to be Jericho is part of my point.
You don't understand what I'm saying, because you are a man of limited intellect. You like to say I'm wrong a lot, while you fail to understand what I'm saying.
It's just like you and the CM Punk out-popping DX thing. It is a fucking fact that Punk got his name chanted over Triple H, Shawn Michaels, Matt Hardy and Jeff Hardy. Cold, hard fact. That is what people talk about when they mention Punk "out-popping" DX. Triple H even had to acknowledge it to avoid looking like a jackass. But no, I still don't even know your stance on the case, all you did is say "LOL it never happened. I'm smart. I think I have ears."
Well, we agree on one thing. It's exactly like the CM Punk out-popping DX thing.
You don't know my stance on the case? I told you explicitly! Directly. Dozens of people have also explained very similar standpoints, as addy2hotty is trying to do now. A week from now, someone else will probably explain it to you, too. You said something incredibly stupid, and you have been mocked now by over half the board regulars. You focus on me, because you don't have the brainpower to pick more than one target.
The problem is, you don't want to hear the answer. You don't want to hear what actually went on, you want to live in your own little world where CM Punk is so over he out-popped DX. You WANT it to be true, and so it is. Much like so many of the Y2J statements on this board. They WANTED it, and so they made it true. And there were many people who were PISSED AT WWE for "false advertising." Oh, by the way, that's what Jericho was talking about. Everyone but you got that, too.
You miss the point far more than you're given credit for.
Only in 'Noid country, Population 2. I say 2, because WWKD often seems to fall into the same stupid "I'm going to assume your argument is something you have never actually said, instead of what you did say in black and white" category as you.
You don't maybe think that people want Jericho to return as soon as possible?
Of course I do. If you were actually aware of my argument, instead of making up strawmen like "Jericho will never return!" You would know that.
You don't think that people might be pissed off with the current product, and want an entertaining performer back?
This one makes it even funnier. So...Ummmm...You think I don't think that WWE fans are pissed off at the current product? I mean, the ratings threads, the "dead crowd" comments, the constant assertion that WWE needs to get its ass into shape, what did you think my opinion was?
"You're doing a heckuva job, Vinnie?"
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
Yeah, you're fucking thick, 'Noid.
And don't say that wasn't your point, because that is the only reason people speculate on Jericho's return.
Speculation only goes so far, unfortunately.
Even you went on this whole "Well I can't see who else it could be" as a justification that overstepped.
You're just as retarded for saying "it may not happen" as people saying "it might."
Well, except, that's not what I said. You don't get it, because you are legitimately retarded. You can try and tear me down, but it doesn't make you any less stupid. At the end of the day, you will still be that limited fuckwit who is making counterpoints to an argument he doesn't understand. You've been called on it multiple times by people who have a clue.
It's simple enough, but you're still too simple for it.
rob11
11-15-2007, 05:42 PM
And make Cena look bad?
He pins everyone with it except Cena who kicks out after a 1 count.
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