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The One
11-17-2007, 08:19 PM
I just finished reading it in the new Maxim, according to the article Daniel didn't have Fragile X and markings on Daniel's face indicated that he was at some point placed in the Cripple Crossface. I don't know how much stock you want to put in the journalistic integrity of Michael Lewis who writes for the Playboy wanna be magazine, but I thought I'd throw that out there.

.44 Magdalene
11-17-2007, 08:25 PM
Lololololol.

Kane Knight
11-17-2007, 08:27 PM
LOL. He probably got the news from Matt Boone.

.44 Magdalene
11-17-2007, 08:28 PM
Give it time. Other way around

Hanso Amore
11-17-2007, 08:36 PM
They said that he looked like he was put in a Crossface like hold on CNN. So its kind of true.

and awesome

The One
11-17-2007, 08:40 PM
Why can I see Benoit looking at a poster of himself doing the move on Daniel's wall while applying it thinking to himself, "Man, I wish everyone would sell my finisher this well."

.44 Magdalene
11-17-2007, 08:41 PM
Markings on Daniel's body also indicated that he was hit with consecutive German suplexes and a flying headbutt

McLegend
11-17-2007, 08:43 PM
Welcome to like 6 months ago, TOvo

McLegend
11-17-2007, 08:44 PM
Joey "Tovo" Radd

The One
11-17-2007, 08:45 PM
Sorry, for a long time I avoided any Benoit news like it would give me Fragile X. This is actually the first article I read on the topic... :o

.44 Magdalene
11-17-2007, 08:46 PM
Steroids will give you Fragile X








Or something.









Don't do steroids

McLegend
11-17-2007, 08:47 PM
Sorry, for a long time I avoided any Benoit news like it would give me Fragile X. This is actually the first article I read on the topic... :o
I will forgive you this time

The One
11-17-2007, 08:48 PM
Steroids good. Makes you big and strong like Popeye. You want to fuck an anorexic ugly bitch who's got a big ass stalker don't you?

.44 Magdalene
11-17-2007, 08:49 PM
Steroids killed my father



and raped my mother.

.44 Magdalene
11-17-2007, 08:49 PM
Also, steroids screwed Bret.

The One
11-17-2007, 08:52 PM
Bret Screwed Steroids.

JT
11-17-2007, 09:06 PM
Steroids got me screwed. :cool: :y:

The One
11-17-2007, 09:07 PM
JT Kool is hulking up on Roids to get the bitches.

Kane Knight
11-17-2007, 09:16 PM
Joey "Tovo" Radd

Naw. Joey's just breaking the story about electricity.

Rob
11-17-2007, 09:27 PM
Sorry I don't mind people mocking Chris Benoit but I'm not at all comfortable with people mocking a child's death.

Oh and it's never been proven whether Daniel did or did not have Fragile X.

.44 Magdalene
11-17-2007, 09:44 PM
If it helps, I was mocking the Maxim article, not the death itself.

Kane Knight
11-17-2007, 09:53 PM
How would they know the markings were consistent with the Crossface? Did hey test out various wrestling holds on a pig and compare the bruises?

Rob
11-17-2007, 11:17 PM
How would they know the markings were consistent with the Crossface? Did hey test out various wrestling holds on a pig and compare the bruises?

The police didn't know it was his finish at first. When they found out, they knew it was very similar to the move that Chris put on Daniel.

Rob
11-17-2007, 11:19 PM
If it helps, I was mocking the Maxim article, not the death itself.

I didn't mean anyone specific. Just in general.

YOUR Hero
11-18-2007, 01:09 PM
Neato

Blue Demon
11-18-2007, 01:13 PM
<s>Steroids</s> Spinach good. Makes you big and strong like Popeye. You want to fuck an anorexic ugly bitch who's got a big ass stalker don't you?
:roll:

Pinnacle Charisma
11-19-2007, 07:14 PM
Before he crossfaced daniel did he come out to his entrance music as well

Hanso Amore
11-19-2007, 07:19 PM
I heard it was a dusty finish with Daniel, and they had to restart the match

Blitz
11-19-2007, 08:36 PM
I know I always use Maxim as my source when looking for the best possible coverage on news. And half naked ladies.

Pepsi Man
11-20-2007, 12:44 AM
Markings on Daniel's body also indicated that he was hit with consecutive German suplexes and a flying headbutt

You know, if he just would've stayed down and taken the pinfall loss after the headbutt, we may not be having this discussion today.

Savio
11-24-2007, 12:39 PM
^ last Pep post :(

Kane Knight
11-24-2007, 12:49 PM
Horribly ironic.

addy2hotty
11-24-2007, 02:57 PM
Maths homework. Disagreement. 'Prove me wrong'. Wrongness proved. Crippler Crossface. Refs can't break it up.

Case closed.