Pete Rose VS Barry Bonds.

[YOUR Hero]

This Monday on RAW!

Well maybe not *yet* it needs to be booked first. That's where you guys come in. Book a wrestling match between these two.

[Nark Order]

No.

[Ruien]

Record on the poll match. Whoever grabs the papers and wins the match gets to keep their record (Rose for hit and Bonds for homers).

[SammyG]

Babe Ruth's cock on a pole match

[Favre4Ever]

Music plays and Bonds makes a completely random suprise entrance to the ring, amidst boos. Runs down the fans, talks about how great he is. Different music plays, and here comes Pete Rose. Rose gets in Bonds face, talking about how he has "ruined" baseball. Crowd is in an uproar, swimming in the irony, and then explodes into cheers when a figure bursts through the crowd and BAH GAWD ITS UMAGA!!!!!!!

[Kane Knight]

This topic just screams "Alienoid."

[DAMN iNATOR]

This topic just screams "Alienoid."

Please, for God’s sake, don’t give him any ideas...

[Xero]

Val Venis vs. Barry Bonds.

When the Big Valbowski comes up to bat, you can be sure he won't be using any Growth Enhancers, and that his big bat is allll natural!

[Dorkchop]

Kane comes in and tombstones both guys at the same time.

[Corkscrewed]

After Kane chokeslams Rose, Bonds gets the pinfall by hitting his Massive HEADbutt finisher for the 1-2-3.

[Skippord]

Bonds would eat Pete Rose

[Xero]

Or inject him.

[YOUR Hero]

Where's your (collective) imaginations!

I've never been so let down in my life. MY LIFE!

[Xero]

Yeah, well, when you give us shitty ideas like that it usually isn't worth our time.

Which is why it's perfect for WWE TV. Or Vince Russo.

[Skull316]

Pete Rose + David Arquette vs Barry Bonds and Pacman Jones

Sounds like a great idea for TNA!

[YOUR Hero]

I get longer posts explaining the excuses why you won't do it than actulla posts getting into the idea.

Back in Mother Russia, this wouldn't be allowed.

[Stickman]

Ladder match with the winner getting into the hall of fame. Rose will no doubt pay somebody to do a run in.