Let's name all of JR's cliches.

[D Mac]

1. Bowling Shoe Ugly

2. Running like a scalded dog.

[Hanso Amore]

Getting beat like a government Mule

[Inadequacy]

would "*is brought to the point of orgasm by Stone Cold*" count?
Cause Santino said it was so

[Goulet]

3. Government Mule

4. Slobberknocker

[Verbose Minch]

Scalded like a scallop.

inb4 PUPPIES BBQ SAWCE AND PUPPIES

[Goulet]

Booger Red

[Xero]

BAHGAWD!

BROKEN IN HALF!

Crazier than a coon-skin hat!

[JT]

"He's like a one-legged man in an ass kick'in contest."

[thedamndest]

About as effective as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

Quicker than a hiccup.

Like a big XFL kick (back when they were promoting that).

[HeartBreakMan2k]

(about whatever) ain't made of chocolate folks!

[Goulet]

'I've seen better looking car wrecks'

[Goulet]

"SOUP BONES!"

[Goulet]

"He's stomping a mud hole and walking it dry!"

[Goulet]

"(insert wrestler) is the best pure athlete in the WWE"

[Goulet]

"Business is about to pick up"

[D Mac]

The point of this was to count them and see how many there were. Guess I should have made that clear.

[Jura]

Do you think he is at home or backstage and thinks of these things. Like he's by himself and quietly yelling them out loud.

[Nark Order]

Something about a turnbuckle not being covered in BBQ sauce

[TerryBoulder]

Check this videop out on youtube its HILARIOUS its jim ross rapping :lol:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwKoh4QfXss

[Nark Order]

Yeah, we've seen that... like a year go.

[Blue Demon]

(insert wrestler) is nuttier than a pet coon

[DAMN iNATOR]

"He's tougher than a $2 steak"
"...and you talk about a restaurant-quality beatdown..."

[Goulet]

"Hell Fire and Brimstone!!!!!"

[Mister Sinister]

Rob Van Dam has some educated feet.

One went to Harvard, The other To Yale.

[The Fugitive]

This match is like being in a series of head-on car crashes.

[Indifferent Clox]

"DAMN FOREIGNERS!"

I'm sure he's said it a lot.

[Nark Order]

These men look like they were involved in a train wreck.

[The MAC]

that no good s.o.b

quick as a hiccup

[The MAC]

satan himself : in reference to vince
billion dollar princess: stef

needs to be taking to the woodshed
jezzabell

[BigDaddyCool]

Rainbow Haired warrior
He mentions that everyone has an unorthodox style.

It is pretty cliche for JR to mix up who is in the match and not know the name of a move, if that counts.

[BigDaddyCool]

Oh, which ever title is on raw is always the "Richest prize in the game."

[Stickman]

STONE COLD! STONE COLD!

[Fox]

"That's the Dubbya Dubbya Eee for ya, folks."

[Savio]

He has such a big heart.

[The MAC]

my god, look at the strength of Cena! Shades of the late great(some dead wrestler). He's busted wide open. Thats gotta do it...1,2!..no..cena kicked out! Not like this, not like this (when a heel wins with some illegal move)

[Vastardikai]

An older one:

"My Mother just fainted."

Back when his mother was still alive, after some racy segment.

[Mister Sinister]

Smoke thru a keyhole.

Seriously...that makes no fucking sense.

[Exyle]

"Twist of fate!"
*Usually said after Jeff Hardy does the Whisper in the Wind.

[Outsider]

My favourite was when he once said a move would give some a lacerated spleen.

For fucks sake, what does that even mean?

[Dorkchop]

this thread is amazing

[Stickman]

Anytime blood pours from a wrestler's mouth, "He's got internal bleeding" ya know, cuz he's a doctor.

[Exyle]

"He's using a modified *move name*."

According to JR, every move is modified somehow even if the move actually has its own name.

[Stickman]

modified lariet

[Chuck Jones]

"A Case of the limbertail."

"Running like a scared Rabbit"

"Boomer Sooner"

"Unorthodox Style"

"Tougher than a wafflehouse steak" (heard that one more recently than a 2 dollar steak)

"[Wrestler] Wrestling at a methodical pace"

"Shades of [Famous wrestler]"

"No good son of a bitch"

"Business is about to pick up here"

"[Wrestler] Is A Hoss"

"The audacity"

"Does [Wrestler] Have a heart?"

[Kane Knight]

would "*is brought to the point of orgasm by Stone Cold*" count?
Cause like nine million people said it was so

[loopydate]

Bah Gawd, he is LITERALLY broken in half!

[Kane Knight]

You've got a [wrestler], a [wrestling term], and a [kind of food].

Mix and match as you see fit.

[Fox]

"Ran down like a dog in the road."

He used this one a lot during the 'Who Hit Austin?' angle. Kept me wondering if J.R. is the type of guy who swerves toward the dogs instead of away from them.

[Executioner]

STUNNER STUNNER STUNNER.....

ROCK BOTTOM ROCK BOTTOM ROCK BOTTOM

AIR JUVI....PINATA....HE LEARNED THAT MOVE AT TIJAUNA STATE!!! BAWBAQUE SAUSE!

[Favre4Ever]

"Bah gawd the rainbow haired warrior..............."

[The MAC]

"that sick sound/thud of metal hitting flesh"

take another look at this folks... (replay)

yeah, she is like will rodgers, never met a man she didnt like.."

[Mister Sinister]

Matt Hardy

*When Jeff Hardy Is In The Ring*

[DAMN iNATOR]

I was just looking through this thread for old times' sake, and then I thought, why have Dan Rather and J.R. never commentated a show at the same time?:?:

[Xero]

VINTAGE (Name)

Oh, wait, not Cole...

[Xero]

Matt Hardy

*When Jeff Hardy Is In The Ring*

lol

[AJHayes]

"Stunner Stunner Stunner!"

"Blaaaaargarhkarhcajjr"

[Krimzon7]

Fruity Delicious, fruity fruity Skittles!

[Savio]

Vintage Eddie Guerrero, Tazz! [/cole]

[.44 Magdalene]

I'm amazed nobody in this thread mentioned "right in the black heart of HHH"

[Loose Cannon]

Vintage Eddie Guerrero, Tazz! [/cole]

LOL

[NeanderCarl]

Re: anybody in the business who had a parent in the business.

"the apple doesn't fall too far from the tree with this guy"

[Krimzon7]

When undertaker has somebody in the corner.

'he's the best pure striker in the WWE'

[Scott Delaney]

No Mercy 2001: Bah Gawd Heyman, deep down in Austin's heart, he knows that he can't beat Angle.

Armageddon 2001: Bah gawd King, deep down in Angle's heart, he knows that he can't beat Austin.

[Krimzon7]

The Texas Rattle Snake! He's tougher than a 3 dollar Steak!

Bah Gawd! Not like This! Damn!

[GD]

Jim Ross made some offensive comments on Rey's attire at Mania.

[TNASUCKS]

The Texas Rattle Snake is Here


My GAWD Monday Night Raw May Never Be The Same Again .

[GD]

I am a Raw guy

[GD]

Nobody mentioned "THE STRENGTH OF CENA!"

[Y2Ant]

BAH GAWD WHAT IMPACT

HE FOLDED HIM UP LIKE AN ACCORDION

[Volare]

"He is walking with purpose."

[Xero]

(TWO-SYLLABLE WORD/PHRASE)! (TWO-SYLLABLE WORD/PHRASE)!

[Xero]

Tuh ha ha.

/Tazz laugh

[DAMN iNATOR]

"Mahgawd, the table's not made outta barbecue sauce, but he sure ate some of it!" (or something along those lines, one time)

(c. 2003, Triple H is attacking Orton on RAW in the last segment, and pedigrees his bloodied face onto the centerplate of the belt): NO! GODDAMMIT! (Yeah, I dunno, something about J.R. using such extreme vulgarity even caught me off guard that night).

[Xero]

LOL, yeah, I remember that "No Goddammit". That was hilarious.

[Lock Jaw]

"AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

*After being set on fire by Kane.

[FourFifty]

"Mahgawd, the table's not made outta barbecue sauce, but he sure ate some of it!" (or something along those lines, one time)


He used the same basic phrase in the RVD/Eddie ladder match on Raw. "HE better hope that chair is made out of chocolate because he just took a bite out of it!"

[shadowfoxrz]

His favorite word to describe the chest area......"Solar Plexuses". J.R. is too funny. :lol:

[Xero]

"AHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"

*After being set on fire by Kane.

:rofl:

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[The Show Off]

How about the over use of the word "passion."

Oddly enough this thread makes me like JR even more.

[Xero]

How about the over use of the concept of "passion"?

[Volchok]

:rofl:

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LOL I never saw that.

[Scott Delaney]

JR used to called Albert "8 and 3/8's". We all thought it was referring to his head size but what we diden't know was that it was in refrence to his head size. Get it? :lol: