The *BDCA* ECW thread for 11/20/07

[BigDaddyCool]

Will Jericho bother saving ECW as well?

[BigDaddyCool]

CM Punk v Kenny because you know, why the hell not.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kenny Dykstra only 21 years old and his career is already in the shitter.

[KingofOldSchool]

I bet the farm on Kenny.











....losing.

[BigDaddyCool]

Is this for the title? And does it matter, Punk is going to win.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nice to see you here KoOS.

[Innovator]

I remember Kenny sells the GTS well

[KingofOldSchool]

Don't count Kenny out, this guy is the future!











Future Jobber to the Stars.

[Innovator]

Nothing like Sam Adams Winter Lager and ECW

[KingofOldSchool]

I remember Kenny sells the GTS well

Well it is not like he actually does anything else.

[BigDaddyCool]

What does CM Punk and Kenn have in common? CM Punk's finisher is call go to sleep and Kenny makes me go to sleep.

[KingofOldSchool]

ECW: The only place where Kenny Dykstra can look like a threat.

[Innovator]

At least Kenny bangs out Mickie

[BigDaddyCool]

Nothing like Sam Adams Winter Lager and ECW

Ooooo, fax me some.

[Innovator]

:lol: Kenny sells the rear naked choke better than Orton

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, welcome Vator.

[BigDaddyCool]

Everyone wrestles better than Orton.

[BigDaddyCool]

At least Kenny bangs out Mickie

And Victoria?

[Innovator]

Everyone wrestles better than Orton.
Thats what makes me believe Jericho was shooting last night

[KingofOldSchool]

At least Kenny bangs out Mickie

Or at least use to.

[BigDaddyCool]

I love how every gets upset when they don't get a pin out of non-finishing moves.

[Innovator]

And Victoria?
Mickie in real life, Victoria on screen

Not bad

[BigDaddyCool]

Thats what makes me believe Jericho was shooting last night

There is usually an element of truth in anything that is said.

[KingofOldSchool]

Spoiler: Punk wins


Oh look Punk is channeling the Ultimate Warrior.

[BigDaddyCool]

Mickie in real life, Victoria on screen

Not bad

Yeah and all he has to do is constantly job to Chuck Palumbo.

[Innovator]

Yeah and all he has to do is constantly job to Chuck Palumbo.
Hell if I got that deal I'd make Palumbo look like a million bucks

[BigDaddyCool]

So how long until BDV is just jobbing to midcarders again?

[Innovator]

Also, once Punk loses the ECW title he should get moved to Smackdown. After he loses there is nothing left for him on ECW.

[BigDaddyCool]

Hell if I got that deal I'd make Palumbo look like a million bucks

Interesting...still what the fuck is up with Chuck Palumbo. He ain't going any where. He is just the face equalvilant of like a Snitski. Sure he looks like a threat if you are a lower midcarder, but no one else gives a shit.

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, once Punk loses the ECW title he should get moved to Smackdown. After he loses there is nothing left for him on ECW.

There is nothing left for anyone on ECW now.

[Innovator]

The crowd pops at his entrance at least, with Snitsky you can hear the Louie the popcorn vendor

[Innovator]

WOOO New New Breed

[BigDaddyCool]

Who is Burke going to job too?

[KingofOldSchool]

lol Shelton

[Innovator]

SHELTON!!!! HES GETTING A PUSH!!! (to ECW)

[Innovator]

then out the door

[BigDaddyCool]

Shelton? Hmmmmmmmm he should fit into ECW decently midcard for life with no going up or down ever.

[KingofOldSchool]

It's Hulk Dreamer.

[Innovator]

poor Tommy

[BigDaddyCool]

Hahahahaha Tommy's fans are downies.

[BigDaddyCool]

So is Shelton going to be the next ECW champion?

[Innovator]

Punk/Shelton would be a good match

[Innovator]

So is this pretty much the writing on the wall for Charlie Haas?

[Innovator]

again

[BigDaddyCool]

Haas has a future...in TNA.

[KingofOldSchool]

Shelton beats Dreamer and then jobs to Kane next week.

[Innovator]

I love how in Smackdown vs Raw, Dreamer is the general manager of ECW

[BigDaddyCool]

Tommy is boring. Shelton is barely interesting. This just makes it boringer

[McLegend]

lol @ Dreamer's hair

[KingofOldSchool]

SHELTON WINS SHELTON WINS

[McLegend]

Haas has a future...in TNA.
If TNA wanted him he would alll ready be there

[BigDaddyCool]

So let me get this right, CM Punk is still the only face in ECW?

[McLegend]

So let me get this right, CM Punk is still the only face in ECW?
Dreamer?

[KingofOldSchool]

So let me get this right, CM Punk is still the only face in ECW?

They have Kane.

And Boogen.


Oh wait...

[BigDaddyCool]

I wonder if WWE Shopzone has a Paul Heyman menorah.

[Skull316]

why did I have a feeling dreamer was gonna be the first opponent for an ECW debut match. And that it'd be him jobbing.

[BigDaddyCool]

They have Kane.

And Boogen.


Oh wait...

I ment that would be worth a damn.

[BigDaddyCool]

Hahahaha, Rob Lowe is starting in straight to dvd movies now.

[BigDaddyCool]

Duece and Domino against Jesse and Festus? On ECW?

[KingofOldSchool]

EXTREME BISCUITS AND GRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAVY

[BigDaddyCool]

So now Miz and Morrison are buddy buddy?

[BigDaddyCool]

They don't serve biscuts and grazy in the palace of wizdom? No need to go there ever.

[KingofOldSchool]

So now Miz and Morrison are buddy buddy?

They are the new HBK/Cena only less interesting and less talented.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nitro's abs should be the tag team champions.

[BigDaddyCool]

They are the new HBK/Cena only less interesting and less talented.

Morrison's abs are more talented than all of Cena.

[BigDaddyCool]

Festus is a retarded wrestling god.

[KingofOldSchool]

Better hide that table of food from Big Floppy V.

[BigDaddyCool]

BDV ate Samo Joe!!!!!

[Skippord]

Amazing Kong?

[BigDaddyCool]

Better hide that table of food from Big Floppy V.

He will find it. He is like a bear. Even if you put it back in a cooler and in your mini van, he will rip open the mini van and get it anyways.

[BigDaddyCool]

Amazing Kong?

I thought it Amazon or Awesome Kong.

[KingofOldSchool]

Kane wins after BDV leaves to go eat at that big table of food.

[Innovator]

anyone else notice how morrison and miz didn't talk so much this week?

[BigDaddyCool]

You know BDV eating jokes are getting old. He has glandular problems.

[Innovator]

Holy haircut Batman

[McLegend]

LOL KEVIN THORN

[Innovator]

You know BDV eating jokes are getting old. He has glandular problems.
And a thyroid problem

[KingofOldSchool]

Kevin Thorn, where have you been?

[BigDaddyCool]

Great, Thorne looks like an evil Dane Cook now. And Nunzio is going to job.

[McLegend]

HAHAHA

[Innovator]

Thorn's got a belly

[KingofOldSchool]

anyone else notice how morrison and miz didn't talk so much this week?

Thanks to a JBL shower conference.

[McLegend]

So Thorn goes from a distinct look to now becomming just another genric looking wrestler

[McLegend]

Hilarious

[Innovator]

Poor guido/nunzio

[Innovator]

He pulled the straps down, trying to channel the Taker

[BigDaddyCool]

Thorne looked bigger in the other get up. Now he looks scrawny.

[Skippord]

I thought it Amazon or Awesome Kong.
Whatever it is

[KingofOldSchool]

Where's Stevie at?

[Innovator]

Wow this acting is amazing

[Skippord]

Kelly borrowed Jericho's vest

[BigDaddyCool]

So Thorn goes from a distinct look to now becomming just another genric looking wrestler

Totally, he looks like any of like 20 WCW jobbers from 2000.

[McLegend]

Yeah Kelly Kelly and Layla are tremendous actors

[KingofOldSchool]

They are better at acting than Miz and Morrison.

[BigDaddyCool]

How many times do we have to see gaints having boring battles?

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[BigDaddyCool]

Woooooooo Ric Flair is...who really cares?

[BigDaddyCool]

Damn, I thought she was topless for a second.

[KingofOldSchool]

Next Thursday?

[Innovator]

FOOD FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

[BigDaddyCool]

Don't do that girls, you are making BDV mad.

[KingofOldSchool]

Uh oh BDV isn't going to be happy.

[BigDaddyCool]

Anyhow, I would lick the clean...

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL she couldn't even open up the whip cream.

[Skippord]

BDV is going to eat them now

[BigDaddyCool]

Uh oh BDV isn't going to be happy.

Yeah, already made that joke.

[BigDaddyCool]

BDV is going to eat them now

He would have done that as the world's biggest sex machine.

[Innovator]

JERICHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KingofOldSchool]

Yeah, already made that joke.

Sometimes things need to be repeated.

And that was one of them.

[BigDaddyCool]

Second time around, Jericho's come back is just lack luster.

[Skippord]

I :heart: Jericho

[KingofOldSchool]

Jericho = Ellen's new girlfriend

[BigDaddyCool]

The more I think about it, the more Jericho reminds me of theater kids from high school.

[BigDaddyCool]

Jericho = Ellen's new girlfriend

:rofl:

[Innovator]

WELCOME TOOOOOOOOo

RAW

IS

BON JOVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[BigDaddyCool]

WELCOME TOOOOOOOOo

RAW

IS

BON JOVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I'm a cowboy! On a steel horse I ride. And I'm wanted want-headed dead or alive!

[Innovator]

seriously did V get fatter?

[BigDaddyCool]

Can you even notice?

[KingofOldSchool]

He's gonna RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE HIM!

[BigDaddyCool]

That is impossible. BDV's penis is covered by 20 pounds of fat.

[BigDaddyCool]

BDV's tatoos wiegh 10 pounds.

[Skippord]

It has to be more than 20 pounds

[KingofOldSchool]

It has to be more than 20 pounds


No, it is 20lbs.






20lbs each fat roll.

[Tommy Gunn]

I like Thorn's new look, now that he looks more serious and less hammer horror, I can hope that he get's a semi decent push. More than likely though he'll just get the Chuck Palumbo push and rape the lower midcard until it's time to feed him to the big boys.

It's weird, since ECW has become Tuesday Night Smackdown, I'm actually digging it alot more. Miz and Morrison are really entertaining me.