The *BDCA* Smackdown post Thanksgiving edition.

[BigDaddyCool]

Word life, basic thuganomics...Edge is killing people with chainsaws and steel chairs!

[BigDaddyCool]

Does Edge have something for taken latino women?

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, ewwwwww.

[BigDaddyCool]

mvp is the best.

[Crossrine]

Just got done vomiting

[Innovator]

Seriously that was disturbing

also, MVP is the goods

[BigDaddyCool]

How do arabs view canadian mexican relationships?

[BigDaddyCool]

I got a bit of a stiffy during that.

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by BigDaddyCool
How do arabs view canadian mexican relationships?

As long as one of them hasnt been beaten around with an ugly stick, it is acceptable

[BigDaddyCool]

Fuck replica belts, I want that ring.

[BigDaddyCool]

As long as one of them hasnt been beaten around with an ugly stick, it is acceptable

So since Lita was only ran over by the stupid train and drank botch juice daily, it was cool?

[Crossrine]

BDC I could pull a few strings and get you the ring AND his finger :naughty:

[BigDaddyCool]

MVP is the reason I watch smackdown.

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC I could pull a few strings and get you the ring AND his finger :naughty:

MVP needs those fingers to kick ass. Though the black power ranger was missing a finger. :shifty:

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by BigDaddyCool
So since Lita was only ran over by the stupid train and drank botch juice daily, it was cool?

Hey I was asked about Canadian Mexican relationships, not Canadian Canadian

[Innovator]

:lol: rey rey calling mvp a rookie. Rey Rey might be a veteran, MVP is better than he's ever been

[BigDaddyCool]

Rey is a bitch and I hate him and his eyes are dumb. And the words he says are dumb. And his action figures are bigger than him.

[Innovator]

On wwe.com's Thanksgiving article, Morrison said he is thankful for his abs

[BigDaddyCool]

:lol: rey rey calling mvp a rookie. Rey Rey might be a veteran, MVP is better than he's ever been

Don't veterans need to look only than 16?

[BigDaddyCool]

On wwe.com's Thanksgiving article, Morrison said he is thankful for his abs

Funny story, I said the exact same thing.

[Innovator]

at least 12

[Innovator]

Funny story, I said the exact same thing.
thats why i brought it up nig nig

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, I was bullshit around with my girl in the car about do we need to say what we are thankful for at here parents. Nitro's abs came up...from me.

[Innovator]

This Morrison/Miz thing can be good, if they let Miz talk for Morrison, and let Morrison wrestle for Miz

[BigDaddyCool]

Now, I would also like to point out that Morrison also has nice pecs, and his back is phenominal. I bet his legs are cut too.

[Crossrine]

Why do I feel like I need Morrison's glasses..?

[Innovator]

Major Brothers :lol: ok

[BigDaddyCool]

This Morrison/Miz thing can be good, if they let Miz talk for Morrison, and let Morrison wrestle for Miz

Morrison's abs can wrestle for Miz. Also maybe Morrison can learn to use the mic during this.

[Innovator]

his traps aren't bad either

[BigDaddyCool]

The Major brothers worth a damn?

[Innovator]

Morrison's abs can wrestle for Miz. Also maybe Morrison can learn to use the mic during this.
Him and Orton suffer from the same monotone disease. They try to be cocky but it comes off robotic

[BigDaddyCool]

his traps aren't bad either

I lump those in with the whole back.

[Innovator]

Fuck it, let Miz talk for both of them

[BigDaddyCool]

Him and Orton suffer from the same monotone disease. They try to be cocky but it comes off robotic

He needs to be laid back and arrogant. I laughed my ass off once when he said something to the effect of miz jerking off at the end of the night and then gave a tiny litttle "hoorah."

[Innovator]

Eh i lump traps in with shoulders/delts, which are very nice also

[BigDaddyCool]

I hope Filnay ends up beating the shit out of Vince. Also, Mark is getting his ass kicked.

[Crossrine]

I'm starting to like Fit Finley more and more

[BigDaddyCool]

Eh i lump traps in with shoulders/delts, which are very nice also

He is just all together cut. And it isn't a horrible roided out look like Bats. Morrison has the look that will keep him wrestling for as long as he wants.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm starting to like Fit Finley more and more

Oh because he is having a slow face turn they way WWE wants you to start warming up to him? Mark.

Anyhow, I've liked him as a heel for quiet some time. I don't even see him as a heel but more a bad ass willing to do what it takes to win a fight.

[Innovator]

Now Kane on the other hand, hasn't seen cut since 2002

[BigDaddyCool]

Now Kane on the other hand, hasn't seen cut since 2002

He never really has been cut. Now he is just getting fat and lazy because he ain't going no where. And BDV...he is just fat. And these matches are getting old.

[BigDaddyCool]

I admit BDV is mobile for a 500 pounder, but still he sucks.

[Londoner]

I'm starting to like Fit Finley more and more

Same here..mind you, ive always been a fan of his.

[BigDaddyCool]

Has BDV/Visera ever held a singles title?

[Innovator]

this match is ugly

[Crossrine]

How is that a disqualification if he didnt do anything?

[BigDaddyCool]

Just checked, nothing to mention

[BigDaddyCool]

How is that a disqualification if he didnt do anything?

Because shut up.

[BigDaddyCool]

MVP looks good in the black and orange. But not as good as Taz.

[Crossrine]

Yes masta

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by BDC
MVP looks good in the black and orange. But not as good as Taz.


http://www.realitynewsonline.com/images/Tazz.jpg

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate this pandering to the spics. I'm tired of Rey, I'm tired of Dora her older brother and the mexican kids on Dragon Tales, and that mexican kid with the cartoon tools, and that other mexican cartoon show, and Carlos Mencia and all that crap. Put it back on telemundo. :mad:

[BigDaddyCool]

http://www.realitynewsonline.com/images/Tazz.jpg

If you are tired of live, piss this man off.

[Crossrine]

I miss the "Fuck the World" Taz :'(

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, I just saw Beowulf, it is good.

[Innovator]

Seriously, they're lucky they get telemundo. We gave them that in exchange for Vida Guerra and Eva Mendez

[BigDaddyCool]

I miss the "Fuck the World" Taz :'(

We all do. At least he isn't pissing all over his legecy by still wrestling right now...I guess.

[BigDaddyCool]

Seriously, they're lucky they get telemundo. We gave them that in exchange for Vida Guerra and Eva Mendez

I don't know who they are.

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, I know that makes me sound like a racist. And I am. Get over it.

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, while I hate groups of people, I can like an individual.

[BigDaddyCool]

Rey needs to stay down.

[Innovator]

Vida

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/190/469203458_757c48b6e4.jpg

Eva

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/125/398095414_9130db4daa.jpg

[Innovator]

I love how MVP's move is a boot to the face, awesome

[BigDaddyCool]

K, I thought that was Eva. And JBL is on point.

[BigDaddyCool]

I love how MVP's move is a boot to the face, awesome

I love how his boot to the face always looks good while Ortons temple kick gets sloppier by the day.

[Innovator]

JBL is always on point, Cole is off the page

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by BDC
BTW, while I hate groups of people, I can like an individual.

:wave:

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate Mysterio's counters, they look so fake and you can tell the guy is letting him.

[BigDaddyCool]

:wave:

Execpt Arabs. :mad:

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm just kidding. I like AAA.

[Innovator]

MVP should be world champ next year

[BigDaddyCool]

Booooo. The 619 is crap.

[Innovator]

Chalk one up for the good guy

[BigDaddyCool]

MVP should be world champ next year

Agreed. He should be kept off it for a while. And MVP is God.

[BigDaddyCool]

Rey needs to be powerbombed more often

[Innovator]

Agreed. He should be kept off it for a while. And MVP is God.
When he loses his US title, he should move on

[Innovator]

Why the fuck is Vickie Guerrero the GM?

[BigDaddyCool]

3. Edge beat you like 3 times you cock whore. How dare you ask why anyone gets to be #1 condetder when you kept it being it 10 times in a row. :mad:

[Innovator]

That kliq chapter will be amazing

[BigDaddyCool]

I could go for that HBK dvd set.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why the fuck is Vickie Guerrero the GM?

I like her, go to hell.

[BigDaddyCool]

<sThat</s> kliq <s>chapter will be</s> is amazing

[BigDaddyCool]

Festus is awesome.

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by BDC
I'm just kidding. I like AAA

Your words cut like a knife :(

[BigDaddyCool]

Festus = lol

[BigDaddyCool]

Your words cut like a knife :(

I'm just kidding.

[BigDaddyCool]

Michelle is a bitch. And Chuck sucks.

[BigDaddyCool]

I've never seens someone get such a push while jobbing as much and Noble.

[BigDaddyCool]

I love how WWE doesn't know the difference between tallest and biggest.

[BigDaddyCool]

My name is Becka, and I love to kick people in the nuts. :mad: *que Slayer*

[Crossrine]

I want Michael Cole to rot in a sac

[BigDaddyCool]

Cole is better than JR.

[Innovator]

no way

[Innovator]

I want to see Umaga, Henry, and Collie cut promos on each other, it would be hilarious

[BigDaddyCool]

Collie is going to get his day ruined by Finlay.

[Innovator]

Collie is going to get his shit pushed in by Finlay.

[BigDaddyCool]

Mr. T is riding a white tiger...That pisses me off. That is my dream. No, wait my dream is to come into town in a chariot pulled by 2 siberian tigers and 2 mountian lions while smoking a big nasty cigar and holding an ak-47. Ain't no one going to fuck with me then.

[BigDaddyCool]

The Irish don't love suprises. They love alcohol.

[Crossrine]

Since when did they remember Jamie Noble had a job?

[BigDaddyCool]

Since he because an agent and writes himself into jobbing.

[BigDaddyCool]

Better question. Why does Chuck have a job?

[Crossrine]

:eek: Since when?

[Innovator]

at least he's getting TV

[BigDaddyCool]

:eek: Since when?

For a while. At least since the bastard son crap.

[BigDaddyCool]

Who deserves the US title after MVP? I honestly don't think anyone is worthy of it besides Hardy, but at the same time Hardy should be past it.

[Innovator]

Who deserves the US title after MVP? I honestly don't think anyone is worthy of it besides Hardy, but at the same time Hardy should be past it.
I guess Rey to give him something to do....maybe Finlay again

[BigDaddyCool]

I guess Rey to give him something to do....maybe Finlay again

I guess. Finlay is maievent material too.

[Innovator]

Yeah but he's elevating the title in a big way holding it while being a main eventer.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah but he's elevating the title in a big way holding it while being a main eventer.

Yeah...the US title is way more interesting than the WHC until Edge gets it again maybe.

[BigDaddyCool]

Jericho is such a theater kid from highschool.

[BigDaddyCool]

How is Tory still employed?

[Innovator]

Ah good ol Torrie, you haven't meant anything since I've seen you naked

[Innovator]

Damn Victoria

[BigDaddyCool]

Victoria needs to be the shit out of Torrie. Victoria can actaully wrestle.

[BigDaddyCool]

I wanna see Victoria v Beth Phonix.

[Innovator]

plus she's hot

[BigDaddyCool]

Victoria should have to sell Torrie Wilson's crap.

[Innovator]

Torrie is better than the majority of the other divas, but that really isn't saying much

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Friday Night Edge

[BigDaddyCool]

Torrie is better than the majority of the other divas, but that really isn't saying much

Better than who? Kelly Kelly and Layla? The newest hires?

[Innovator]

Better than who? Kelly Kelly and Layla? The newest hires?
basically all the other girls who aren't actual wrestlers

[KingofOldSchool]

I hate Black Friday.

I hate working retail on Black Friday.

[Innovator]

Mickie is still the tits

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate Black Friday.

I hate working retail on Black Friday.

What do you do?

[KingofOldSchool]

What do you do?

I do the same thing Shane Douglas and Justin Credible do.




















ie: Work for Target

[Innovator]

ON THIS DAY

[Crossrine]

We should be mortal enemies I work at Walmart

[BigDaddyCool]

Walmart and Target are barely enemies. No one ever fights to keep target out of town.

[Innovator]

Its great to see Edge back

[BigDaddyCool]

Its great to see Edge back

It is ok. Jericho and Edge back at the same time is kind of Canadian overload.

[Crossrine]

This better lead to a sick twisted storyline or I will never respect Edge again

[Innovator]

More like awesome overload

[BigDaddyCool]

Grandpa is mad.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm Batista, I'm my own #1 contender.

[Crossrine]

Man Edge is fast

[BigDaddyCool]

Come on 'Taker, she is a widon and just needed some lovin'

[Innovator]

bye bye Vickie

[Crossrine]

"If I close my eyes it will go away!"

[BigDaddyCool]

Edge is easily the greatest pussy heel ever, the exact opposite of Finlay.

[Crossrine]

Originally posted by BDC
Come on 'Taker, she is a widon and just needed some lovin'

Hence the choice to go with the Tombstone over the Chokeslam :naughty:

[Innovator]

Fuck yeah Human Weapon is on!

[BigDaddyCool]

Fuck yeah Human Weapon is on!

That show is ok.

[BigDaddyCool]

Better yet, Casino is on.

[Crossrine]

Ugh The George Lopez show is on and yet again I have lost the remote..

[BigDaddyCool]

Meh, it is Casino on VH1, that sucks.

[Tommy Gunn]

Batista to Edge: "You don't deserve a World title Match"

LOL

Anyway... MVP was great tonight, and he plays the sneaky heel better than Orton could ever hope to do. I'm hoping he holds the U.S Title till Wrestlemania and then drops it to Matt. Then Matt can be the king of the mid-card, and MVP can rise up to the mainevent and hopefully win big in the summer/winter.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Show was still a pretty big :n:. But it's ok. Cuz I watched National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation on TBS after SD! was over...

[BigDaddyCool]

Smackdown wasn't great by any strech, but it wasn't bad. I am suprised Noble got a win, and I'm guessing Chuck Palumbo is going to dissappear soon as he lost to Noble.

[Tommy Gunn]

I've never previously been a fan of Noble, but his ring work the last few weeks has been pretty good. I'm glad he got the win over Chuck.