The Pepsiman Tribute ECW Thread for 11/27/07

[Innovator]

Kelly beat Layla with a weak roll up

[Innovator]

Coming up, Morrison & Jiz vs. Biscuits and Gravy

[Innovator]

I'd come up with a name for Morrison, but his gimmick is the joke alone

[Innovator]

Here come the abs

[Innovator]

Miz should get his own stable, stable of guys who can't talk

[Xerzes]

Ugh. First two whores fighting over..I don't know, I've turned off every one of their segments. Probably shoes or something. And now Mike Mizanin. Instead of watching ECW, lately, I just sit here with the TV off.

[Innovator]

Yeah but you're missing Morrison's abs

[Innovator]

And his furry boots that would make Bruiser Brody jealous

[Innovator]

ECW on Thursday next week at 10, right against impact

[McLegend]

Yeah Kelly looked really hot

[Innovator]

Gotta love the handlebars

[McLegend]

They were fantastic

[McLegend]

Whats up with the Miz's pants?

[McLegend]

So are we just gonna watch Kane and Vis wrestle each other every week for the rest of our lives?

[Innovator]

Sadly I think so

[Innovator]

Even worse, on the upcoming house shows Punk is wrestling Mark Henry, I hope that that isn't what is in store

[Innovator]

Cause that means Punk is getting injured

[McLegend]

O shit Punk is going down

[Innovator]

Fuck, why do they have to show Edge and Vick making out again

[McLegend]

We don't need to see Edge and Vickie Guerrero again

[Innovator]

Katie Vick Guerrero

[Innovator]

The Token Black Guys time

[McLegend]

lol She should be dead after a tombstone

[Innovator]

Creative: Ok guys time to push Shelton again, how we gonna do it?

Creative dude: I GOT IT! PUT HIM ON ECW AND GIVE HIM PYRO

[Innovator]

Yeah sweet promo Shelton.

[DarKCentaur]

Not only does Monster Jam look like an awful game, but it reminds me of WCW back in the day, with those stupid Weekly Monster Truck updates that went on way too long.

[Innovator]

Where the fuck is Punk?

[DarKCentaur]

Although I was a fan of the Goldberg monster truck. He was way over

[DarKCentaur]

Shannon Moore looks like he got younger.

[DarKCentaur]

He's a 16-year old boy with tons of tattooes

[Innovator]

Weird to have Tazz calling a t-bone for someone else

[McLegend]

Punk will come out after this match

[McLegend]

Are Ellijah Burke and Shelton only friends becasue they are black?

[Innovator]

What is the over/under for Charlie Haas's release?

[Innovator]

Are Ellijah Burke and Shelton only friends becasue they are black?
Why were Truth and Pacman a tag team?

[McLegend]

Kinda like TNA's thinking with Pac-man and the Truth

[Innovator]

beat you

[DarKCentaur]

Why were Truth and Pacman a tag team?

They both MAKE IT RAIN

[McLegend]

touche

[Innovator]

So I guess no Punk tonight, huh

I just thought the ECW Champion would appear on ECW

[McLegend]

Nope hes on SD this week

[McLegend]

Bowling shoe ugly

[Innovator]

This is going to be a whole new level of suck

[JT]

Extreme Rules...don't even think they'll use a weapon.

LOL...are they trying to work this like a technical match.

[RGWhat316]

Decent new finisher for Shelton. I hope he eventually does beat Punk for the title.

[Innovator]

ugh

[McLegend]

A huge botch is coming in this match. I can feel it.

[Innovator]

V fell through a table

[RGWhat316]

BDV cant be injured. You have to get through 20 inches of fat to find blood.

[Innovator]

Mark Henry....ok

[McLegend]

Ha... black people teaming up again.

[Indifferent Clox]

Was the rest of ECW as bad as the last match?

[McLegend]

Yeah it was pretty uneventful

[Innovator]

yeah nothing really worthwhile tonight

[Jeritron]

ECW Drinking game.

I drank everytime a black guy was on screen.


I'm fucked up.

[Splaya]

Jeritron has a point. Is it me or is ECW filled with people who cant wrestle, people who can't promo, roid addicts, Kane, and black wrestlers?

[BigDaddyCool]

Damn, I missed all the crap :(

[Innovator]

Seriously BDC, I can't spam by myself

[Jeritron]

Its definitely full of black people. I can't be sure about the others since I'm deaf, trust the wellness policy and only spotted Issac Yankem

[BigDaddyCool]

Seriously BDC, I can't spam by myself

You did a decent job.

[Jeritron]

Was Boogen on the show tonight?

How do you have an ECW without the champ, I don't care if hes on Smackdown if they want him on Smackdown either move him there and strip the belt, or have him work both shows.

And I hope Hornswaggle is getting hazard pay if hes under the ring while Mark Henry and Big Daddy V are in there together with Kane.

[Innovator]

No Boogen, and Punk is gonna be on Smackdown

[BigDaddyCool]

No Boogen, and Punk is gonna be on Smackdown

As long as Boogen is on tv.

[McLegend]

Seriously BDC, I can't spam by myself
Wow Fuck you

[Innovator]

Wow Fuck you
hey i started the thread and dominated. you just tried to keep up.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow Fuck you

hey i started the thread and dominated. you just tried to keep up.

Yeah, it wasn't quiet BDC level.

[Innovator]

Thats why it was a Pep tribute, he usually contributes a lot

[McLegend]

Just wait till next week

[Innovator]

Spam war, it's on

[Corkscrewed]

OMG that was 200 lbs of manboobage combined at the end there. :eek:

[What Would Kevin Do?]

Shelton has a new finisher? What is it?

[Jeritron]

What is this the week of new finishers? Whats next, Khali gonna start winning matches with a hurricanrana?