The *BDCA* TNA Impact thread for 11/29/07 - Not a Pepsiman memorial...

[BigDaddyCool]

This is not a Pepsiman memorial thread, he derseves better.

Also, why hasn't it started yet?

[Innovator]

No idea, but this is better than the Kurt Angle Comedy Hour

[Crossrine]

Because the Science Crime blahdidty blah blah show is still one. How many fucking more of these do we need? Plus these scientists dont get guns in real life, and actually never see what the crime is. They simply analyze the damn results :foc:

[BigDaddyCool]

There is suppose to be an 8 man tag match with Angle, Christian, Tomoko and AJ against a gaggle of faces.

[BigDaddyCool]

Because the Science Crime blahdidty blah blah show is still one. How many fucking more of these do we need? Plus these scientists dont get guns in real life, and actually never see what the crime is. They simply analyze the damn results :foc:

At least it has Roger Daultry.

[Innovator]

Seriously, Roger Daultry > iMPACT

[BigDaddyCool]

Seriously, where is TNA? I want to watch complete crap.

[Innovator]

BTW, 13-3 Dallas

[BigDaddyCool]

Seriously, Roger Daultry > iMPACT

Who

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, 13-3 Dallas

Who?

[BigDaddyCool]

I guess Rodger gets to do a guest spot because they used his song?

[Innovator]

TNA, we....are....shit

[Innovator]

JB's job isn't that bad, he gets to blatantly stare at Karen's boobies

[BigDaddyCool]

Seriously, I've seen better high school av programs with better editing than this.

[Innovator]

They'd get better cameras and better editing but they have to pay for Bubba's catering

[BigDaddyCool]

At least Christian is telling the truth about the Booker T's pushing talent down by coming over.

[Innovator]

Have LAX or XXX been seen since they had that awesome Ultimate X match?

[BigDaddyCool]

TNA, live from historic Empty Highschool Gym, live next week!!!!!!

[Innovator]

Gotta love the rip off of Booker's theme

[BigDaddyCool]

Have LAX or XXX been seen since they had that awesome Ultimate X match?

Who?

[Innovator]

you know, the talent

[BigDaddyCool]

Gotta love the rip off of Booker's theme

Star of Booker T's magnitude? :?: Upper midcard magnitude?

[BigDaddyCool]

you know, the talent

TNA has talent? Now I've heard everything.

[Innovator]

ugh

[BigDaddyCool]

It is just WWE, not the WWE. Come on Book.

Hahahaha, the TNA audince is chanting about how WWE sucks.

[Innovator]

Listen to those 400-500 unpaying fans, they love you booker

[SuperSlim]

I'm already tired of Booker T

[BigDaddyCool]

Book, you couldn't save WCW, how do you expect do anything for TNA?

[Innovator]

How can Tenay tell the difference between theme songs? They're all the same crap

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm already tired of Booker T

You can't be more tired of him than I am of Jericho.

[SuperSlim]

Robert Roode... who is that guy again? He hasn't done a thing

[BigDaddyCool]

How can Tenay tell the difference between theme songs? They're all the same crap

Scrips?

Also, I didn't hear shit.

And yes, washed up hasbeen.

[SuperSlim]

You can't be more tired of him than I am of Jericho.

I dunno. I mean Jericho is aight on the mic now but his match... looks the exact same as when he left 2 years ago except for his new finisher... so Jericho hype disappeared a few minutes after he made his 2nd coming.

I was tired of Booker before he showed up in TNA

[Innovator]

An actual match based on competition? Holy shit

[BigDaddyCool]

Robert Roode... who is that guy again? He hasn't done a thing

It is hard to get anything done when they keep pushing him down the ladder.

[SuperSlim]

Scrips?

Also, I didn't hear shit.

And yes, washed up hasbeen.

Christian's theme... in TNA, it reminds me of an Evanescence song

[BigDaddyCool]

I dunno. I mean Jericho is aight on the mic now but his match... looks the exact same as when he left 2 years ago except for his new finisher... so Jericho hype disappeared a few minutes after he made his 2nd coming.

I was tired of Booker before he showed up in TNA

I was tired of Jericho before they announced next monday.

[SuperSlim]

It is hard to get anything done when they keep pushing him down the ladder.

How do they have time to do that when they spend an hour on Angle doing "funny things" then another half hour on Joe teaming up with talented wrestlers or people with charisma against another team.

[BigDaddyCool]

Got Moe? That commercial pisses me off.

[Innovator]

Jericho's return, worst kept secret ever

[SuperSlim]

I was tired of Jericho before they announced next monday.

Okay so you got me. But still... at least the pyro for Jericho's entrance is good. After that it's like being back in 2005

[BigDaddyCool]

How do they have time to do that when they spend an hour on Angle doing "funny things" then another half hour on Joe teaming up with talented wrestlers or people with charisma against another team.

How do they have 2 hours?

[SuperSlim]

Jericho's return, worst kept secret ever

For it to have been a secret wouldn't of at least had to have lasted a week without anyone knowing who it could have been?

Everyone knew it was Jericho after the first vid

[BigDaddyCool]

Okay so you got me. But still... at least the pyro for Jericho's entrance is good. After that it's like being back in 2005

I'm glad that at least you see Jericho is not worth the hype by any strech. Jericho's promos are the same as they used to be as well.

[Innovator]

How do they have 2 hours?
Dixie had to do some things that she wasn't proud of

Speaking of sluts, hi Christy

[SuperSlim]

How do they have 2 hours?

I still haven't figured that part out.

[BigDaddyCool]

For it to have been a secret wouldn't of at least had to have lasted a week without anyone knowing who it could have been?

Everyone knew it was Jericho after the first vid

Everyone knew it before the video ever showed it.

[Innovator]

That is the best belt, a lot better than the spinner belt

[BigDaddyCool]

Dixie had to do some things that she wasn't proud of

Speaking of sluts, hi Christy

She is proud.

[McLegend]

Lance Hoyt :nono:

[BigDaddyCool]

That is the best belt, a lot better than the spinner belt

You know, they paid WWE to get that belt. Dumbasses. WWE will never notice the slight against them. All they will see is they sold another toy spinner belt.

[SuperSlim]

I'm glad that at least you see Jericho is not worth the hype by any strech. Jericho's promos are the same as they used to be as well.

Not really... his voice has gotten higher since 2005.

But yeah the initial hype was all good then when he came out... hmmm... made me wish it was Rock... at least then the hype would have been worth it

[Innovator]

Rock - Christy

n

Rave - Jimmy Rave

Infection - Lance Hoyt and his AIDS

[BigDaddyCool]

I think I just got herpes from Kristy Heme

[SuperSlim]

oh yeah... why did Booker T leave WWE according to the promo? I wan't paying attention... or I wasn't really following

[BigDaddyCool]

And all I did was glance at her.

[Innovator]

Only time Jimmy Rave ever entertained me was when Nigel broke his jaw with a LARIAT

[BigDaddyCool]

oh yeah... why did Booker T leave WWE according to the promo? I wan't paying attention... or I wasn't really following

Didn't say.

[SuperSlim]

Eric Young is fat

[SuperSlim]

Didn't say.

Good job TNA... you say he's coming out to talk about it.. he says he'll talk about it... and instead he talks about... something that was forgotten as soon as the first commercial hit

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, how is this Booker T's debut on Impact. I saw he on impact 2 weeks ago.

[Innovator]

so is Jimmy Rave

[BigDaddyCool]

Good job TNA... you say he's coming out to talk about it.. he says he'll talk about it... and instead he talks about... something that was forgotten as soon as the first commercial hit

He talked about why he came to TNA, not why he left WWE, for so there.

[Innovator]

God I hate TNA's cameramen, STOP CHANGING ANGLES EVERY 3 SECONDS

[SuperSlim]

He came to TNA for the lighter schedule... that's what everyone goes there for

[McLegend]

lol 2nd annual

[BigDaddyCool]

Who is James Storm? Is he a really shit rip off of JBL?

[Innovator]

27-10, fuck Romo

[SuperSlim]

God I hate TNA's cameramen, STOP CHANGING ANGLES EVERY 3 SECONDS

They're ADD, that and they're trying to keep themselves entertained... having to watch that crap they're trying to find the best looking angle to make it look good... sadly there isn't one.

Crap is crap no matter which angle you view it from

[BigDaddyCool]

He came to TNA for the lighter schedule... that's what everyone goes there for

Plus, they don't test for riods?

[Innovator]

Who is James Storm? Is he a really shit rip off of JBL?
Beer drinking cowboy/redneck

Now where have I heard that before

[BigDaddyCool]

They're ADD, that and they're trying to keep themselves entertained... having to watch that crap they're trying to find the best looking angle to make it look good... sadly there isn't one.

Crap is crap no matter which angle you view it from

Just some times it is worse.

[SuperSlim]

27-10, fuck Romo

So Farve is torching the Cowboys? Or is Romo throwin all over the Packs?

I need to know for Fantasy reasons

[BigDaddyCool]

Beer drinking cowboy/redneck

Now where have I heard that before

Yeah, but he drinks from bottles instead of cans...

[SuperSlim]

Plus, they don't test for riods?

I thought that was why Test got released... or was it cause they realized he sucked?

[BigDaddyCool]

Cause you know being an alcoholic is awesome.

[BigDaddyCool]

I thought that was why Test got released... or was it cause they realized he sucked?

Yeah.

[BigDaddyCool]

OMG!!!! Who would have thought a drinking contest on a wrestling promotion would end in violence?

[BigDaddyCool]

James Storm sounds like a moron.

[SuperSlim]

Cause you know being an alcoholic is awesome.

Sandman, Austin, ummmmmm they made it cool... so TNA had to find someone to do it too

[BigDaddyCool]

But Sandman and Austin just drank beer. They didn't make it into a sport.

[owenbrown]

There is suppose to be an 8 man tag match with Angle, Christian, Tomoko and AJ against a gaggle of faces.

TNA has heels and faces?! :wtf: Not even they nor their mark fans know whos's who.

[SuperSlim]

But Sandman and Austin just drank beer. They didn't make it into a sport.

hmmm true... what's his face ... he isn't good at being the promotions drunk or drinker

[SuperSlim]

TNA has heels and faces?! :wtf: Not even they nor their mark fans know whos's who.

Christian is heel
Roode I guess is heel

and ... I think that's it

[BigDaddyCool]

6 of the biggest names in wrestling at turning point in Hall, Nash, & Joe v Angle, Tomoko & AJ...Hall and Nash are big names. Angle is a big name. Where is the other 3?

[BigDaddyCool]

Why...I was going to add more but, just why tna?

[BigDaddyCool]

Big Boys street fight?

[SuperSlim]

Ummmm Joe is big... in ROH. AJ is big... in TNA... Tomko ... he's just big... well his name is bigger than the others so that should count for something

[BigDaddyCool]

Ummmm Joe is big... in ROH. AJ is big... in TNA... Tomko ... he's just big... well his name is bigger than the others so that should count for something

Yeah, but Hall, Nash, and Angle are legit big names, you...ah never mind.

[BigDaddyCool]

Devon is getting faaaaaaaattttt.

[SuperSlim]

I was trying to cut TNA some slack... but... even I had to stretch far and wide to try to get it

[BigDaddyCool]

So Bubba now dresses like Mick Foley and talks like Taz?

[BigDaddyCool]

Black on black crime!!!!! That was...that was...i don't really give a shit.

[Innovator]

Bubba is trying to outfat Joe and Hall combined

[SuperSlim]

So Bubba now dresses like Mick Foley and talks like Taz?

He's trying to bring ECW to TNA

[Innovator]

and I still hate Sonjay

[SuperSlim]

and I still hate Sonjay

I always hated that spot monkey... he needs to get off TV again

[Innovator]

Flippy McGillicuty just did a Van Terminator

[Innovator]

Good to see the Guns getting some respect

[BigDaddyCool]

I didn't see any of it, but strangely I didn't miss it.

[SuperSlim]

he did a flipping Van Daminator... although not a real good looking one

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe, Abyss, Stiener, and Kaz on a team because why the hell not?

[Innovator]

Ahahaha, now Karen is going to flirt with Christian, her weekly flirt

[BigDaddyCool]

he did a flipping Van Daminator... although not a real good looking one

:roll: I said I missed it, not that I cared.

[Innovator]

Joe, Abyss, Stiener, and Kaz on a team because why the hell not?
Well Joe because they're facing him......and yeah

[BigDaddyCool]

Ahahaha, now Karen is going to flirt with Christian, her weekly flirt

By flirt you mean "give a bj to?"

[BigDaddyCool]

Well Joe because they're facing him......and yeah

Who is facing joe?

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, Scott Stiener is a face now?

[Innovator]

OMG Abyss is in a plunder match?!?!?!? no way!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

10,000 thumb tacs! The most insane demonic match possible. Office supplies are evil!!!

[Innovator]

Who is facing joe?
Angle, Tomko, AJ at the PPV

[BigDaddyCool]

I like Rellik's dress.

[BigDaddyCool]

Angle, Tomko, AJ at the PPV

Won't it be wierd for Joe to be the littlest on his team?

[BigDaddyCool]

Did you know Rellik is retard backwards?

[BigDaddyCool]

I love how every time the mention Blackriegn they mention he is really dustin rhodes, like anyone care.

[Innovator]

Dustin Rhodes = no one cares

Alter ego of Dustin Rhodes = Russo cares

[SuperSlim]

I hate how they repeat Gore three times... that only sounded good when Heyman and Styles did it.

[BigDaddyCool]

We were just going to talk about the match we have been talking about for 5 minutes, then Blackreign, who is really Dustin Rhodes, comes out. 10,000 thumb tacs!!!!!!!!

[Innovator]

I flipped to South Park, the ninja episode is on

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate how they repeat Gore three times... that only sounded good when Heyman and Styles did it.

JR did it fairly well too.

[BigDaddyCool]

I flipped to South Park, the ninja episode is on

That is pretty cool.

[SuperSlim]

yeah but then again anything Don West says sucks

[BigDaddyCool]

They just bleeped ass?

[BigDaddyCool]

yeah but then again anything Don West says sucks

Good point.

[SuperSlim]

They just bleeped ass?

It's because TNA is more family oriented compared to WWE

[BigDaddyCool]

It's because TNA is more family oriented compared to WWE

You have to hate your family to watch TNA with them.

[BigDaddyCool]

Silent Night, Bloody Night? or is it the match of 10,000 Tacs? Can't they just call it one thing. Crap.

[Innovator]

At least AJ is doing the comedy and not Kurt

[BigDaddyCool]

AJ is just on the wrong team.

[BigDaddyCool]

At least AJ is doing the comedy and not Kurt

Kurt will still try to buy someone porn.

[Innovator]

Christian should have planted one on Karen

[BigDaddyCool]

Booker needs to get the box cut back.

[BigDaddyCool]

Christian should have planted one on Karen

Karen planted one on Christian's penis.

[BigDaddyCool]

Beautiful kick? That is the same kick he has been doing for 18 years.

[Innovator]

Roode can be big if TNA doesn't fuck him up

[Innovator]

McLOVIN!

[BigDaddyCool]

Roode can be big if TNA doesn't fuck him up

The he is doomed. He will be jobbing to Masters and Carlito till summer.

[BigDaddyCool]

And by then Kennedy will fired


fired.

[BigDaddyCool]

Then probably Santino or Kane.

[Innovator]

Rain is stupid hot

[BigDaddyCool]

It is weird not to hear the announcer a call a crazy lady a jezabell.

[BigDaddyCool]

Rain is stupid hot

She is boring hot. There are like a million bitches that look like that.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yes, that is right kill Roode's heat to push some geezer.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kaz, why are you taking Booker T's side. He just pushed you down the ladder again.

[BigDaddyCool]

Stiener just asked the question we are all wonder, why is he in a cluster fuck match.

BTW, does Turning Point have a singles match?

[6to1]

stiener is still hell on the mic who has the balls to fire me

[Innovator]

Stiener just asked the question we are all wonder, why is he in a cluster fuck match.

BTW, does Turning Point have a singles match?
just Gail Kim vs. Kong

[BigDaddyCool]

So they have 2 out of 7 matches that are singles matches at the ppv? Wow, TNA will do anything to keep single match victories (the only ones that really matter) rare.

[BigDaddyCool]

just Gail Kim vs. Kong

I thought I heard another was.

[BigDaddyCool]

Eric Young and James Storm is the other.

[BigDaddyCool]

Who is Kaz and why do I care?

[6to1]

then there is eric youngs fight for the beer belt

[BigDaddyCool]

Wouldn't it have been better to just fire Joe and get X-Pac as the partner.

[BigDaddyCool]

Fucking cable just went out...yet I can still post?

[BigDaddyCool]

That is odd.

[BigDaddyCool]

Tomoko is the best.

[BigDaddyCool]

I love how Tomko's face says, "Why the hell am I here?" all the time.

[BigDaddyCool]

Samo Joe can do some many things for a fat guy that isn't that big.

[Innovator]

Yeah Tomko is decent inhis role

[BigDaddyCool]

Doesn't TNA know that if you are going to have a tag match, the face team needs to be the underdogs compared to the heels otherwise there is no point in rooting for the faces.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kurt looks retarded now.

[Innovator]

You're talking about a company that had Sting (a face) get a restraining order against Karen Angle

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, they point out the obvious way too much.

[BigDaddyCool]

You're talking about a company that had Sting (a face) get a restraining order agian Karen Angle

Didn't I write like a 20 page thesis on why that was dumb?

[BigDaddyCool]

How does a pre-taped show have all it's matches with commercial interruptions?

[Innovator]

Didn't I write like a 20 page thesis on why that was dumb?
Wow did you shorten it up?

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow did you shorten it up?

Well I dumbed it down so they could understand.

[Innovator]

hmmmmm....last 5 minutes of iMPACT or Futurama

[Innovator]

B-E-N-D-E-R BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENDER

[BigDaddyCool]

That was a sloppy kick

[BigDaddyCool]

I love TNA because it is so god awful.

[Innovator]

Dude TNA is amazing at what they do.

Best damn parody of a wrestling company ever.

[Innovator]

Futurama time baby!

[BigDaddyCool]

hmmmmm....last 5 minutes of iMPACT or Futurama

I have ever episode on DVD, so I rarely make time to watch futurama anymore. I watched like every epidsode for like a month straight.

[BigDaddyCool]

Dude TNA is amazing at what they do.

Best damn parody of a wrestling company ever.

I love how TNA is a joke and bigger than RoH which is all serious.

[Innovator]

:lol: Christian jobbed

[BigDaddyCool]

:lol: Christian jobbed

Nash and Hall need more air time. From now on when ever they want to Angle doing something funny. They should instead show Nash and Hall doing something actually funny.

Also my girlfriend already called it. Turning Point, worst payperviewer series ever.

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, Innovator good job. I love how you and I can get a tna thread to 5 pages by ourselves...for the most part.

Also I hate you, Mr. king of the arcade.

[Innovator]

Yeah we didn't do a bad job, I mean TNA didn't really help us out too much

Also, I went into overdrive in the arcade cause Hollywood Hansey kept taking my first places, blame him

[SuperSlim]

I helped contribute as well

I just got distracted, then I tried watching TNA and I was trying to figure out what was happening I got too confused to remember how to post about how retarded TNA is.

[Nark Order]

Didn't think TNA was all that bad at all tonght, tbh.

[Nark Order]

Main event made no real sense though considering Kaz and Christian were in it but Roode and Booker weren't. Also, Abyss was in it and Black Reign wasn't.

[BigDaddyCool]

Main event made no real sense though considering Kaz and Christian were in it but Roode and Booker weren't. Also, Abyss was in it and Black Reign wasn't.

Also Stiener was in it and he isn't fueding with anyone.