Things that would be awesome but will never happen (part 8...probably)

[BigDaddyCool]

A fued involving Scott Stiener and the Ultimate Warrior both in their primes. Warrior would give one of his usual rants about the Gods and the lawn mowers and the elephants only for Scott to come out in a roid fueled tyrade about sleeping with Warrior's woman then calling warrior gay and going on about how parts unknown doesn't have a decent college wrestling team. The match would be glory too. Warrior would be running around while Scott does push ups. Then someone gets hurt.

[KYR]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: I'll reply later, I'm still LMAO picturing this. :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Nark Order]

*cue Alienoid*

[McLegend]

Scott Hall appearing at a show.

[Bad Company]

Steiner in his prime could of carried warrior to a 5* match :p

[Jeritron]

Now everyone thinks you're Sascha

[Avenger]

:rofl::rofl::rofl: I'll reply later, I'm still LMAO picturing this. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
I'm not sure. But I think what you just did constitutes a reply.

[Dave Youell]

Yeah, but who goes over?

Plus I really don't think that Warroir knows how to do a front roll bump, so the frankenstiener would be out of the question

[Heyman]

Jim Ross giving a double blow job to Khali and Umaga.

[Mercury Bullet]

The last entrant in the Royal Rumble is...Monty Brown! He runs down to the ring and proceeds to POUNCE (period.) every other competitor, sending them flying over the top rope.

After a series of squash victories of Snitsky, Umaga, Kennedy, Carlito, and a few others leading into WrestleMania he goes on to defeat John Cena in Cena's return match to win the Undisputed Heavyweight Title.

[Nark Order]

One of the Hardys' winning the rumble.

[BigDaddyCool]

The last entrant in the Royal Rumble is...Monty Brown! He runs down to the ring and proceeds to POUNCE (period.) every other competitor, sending them flying over the top rope.

After a series of squash victories of Snitsky, Umaga, Kennedy, Carlito, and a few others leading into WrestleMania he goes on to defeat John Cena in Cena's return match to win the Undisputed Heavyweight Title.

One of the Hardys' winning the rumble.

No, the point of this thread is things I think out be awesome...Though the Monty Cor Von thing does interest me. But still that goes in another thread.

You know, I think part 2 or 3 might have been Stiener v Warrior now. Hmmmmmmmm.

[KYR]

One of the Hardys' winning the rumble.

Don't know if you're serious or not, but I think that's a real possibility (especially Jeff).

[Avenger]

Jeff winning the Rumble would be amazing.

Especially after Rey winning it was such a let down.

[Avenger]

lol remember he was World Champ?

[Mercury Bullet]

That never happened.

[Theo Dious]

Jim Ross giving a double blow job to Khali and Umaga.

That actually did happen, just not on TV. :shifty:

[starfox8500]

That actually did happen, just not on TV. :shifty:

No it was on WWE Mobile

*plug plug plug*

[Y2Ant]

ROFL @ first post

[Fox]

J.R. going through a whole broadcast of RAW without fucking up.

[BigDaddyCool]

God you guys are think. This series of threads is about thing I think would be awesome but would never happen. And this paticular thread is dedicated to the train wreck that would be Warrior v Stiener.

[Y2Ant]

Who would job though? I just can't see Warrior falling to the Steiner Recliner somehow.

[BigDaddyCool]

Who would job though? I just can't see Warrior falling to the Steiner Recliner somehow.

What i see happening is Warrior slop drops Stiener. Stiener goes into a beserk roid rage. The ref calls for the bell and the entire locker room comes out to pry the 2 apart. At least 3 people are sent to the hospital for injuries.

[Theo Dious]

At least 3 people are sent to the hospital for injuries.

So, Warrior, Steiner, and a third guy then?

[Heyman]

-The Dudleys putting JR through a table

-Undertaker throwing JR off a Hell in a cell.

-Undertaker chokeslamming Jim Ross on thumb tacks

-Rikishi giving a stinkface to JR

-Jim Ross being forced to eat Snitsky's shit.

[Theo Dious]

-Jim Ross being forced to eat Snitsky's shit.

Snitsky: IT WASN'T MY FAU- ...no, actually I'll take credit for that.

[BigDaddyCool]

So, Warrior, Steiner, and a third guy then?

At least.

[BigDaddyCool]

Heyman, you fucking retard. This is not what you want to see. But stiner v warrior. god damn.

[Y2Ant]

-The Dudleys putting JR through a table

-Undertaker throwing JR off a Hell in a cell.

-Undertaker chokeslamming Jim Ross on thumb tacks

-Rikishi giving a stinkface to JR

-Jim Ross being forced to eat Snitsky's shit.

Jim Ross dancing to Hindu Music and then getting attacked by the hWo