Looking at the description for tonights 3-Hour RAW on the cable box...

[JJT420]

Bret Hart is mentioned as one being featured.

Has this been mentioned already? Flame me if you must! :p

[Kane Knight]

Didn't he confirm he wouldn't be there?

[thedamndest]

Maybe the cable box is summarizing the graphic? Did it say if Kurt Angle or Eddie Guererro would be there? Because they probably won't.

[taker707]

i hope he does show. He is one of the guys that built that company so he should be thier in some capacity.

[Nark Order]

*Cue Zen*

[Kane Knight]

Maybe the cable box is summarizing the graphic? Did it say if Kurt Angle or Eddie Guererro would be there? Because they probably won't.

So...Um...Are you saying that the cable guide might not be accurate? Because fuck you if you are.

:shifty:

[thedamndest]

Of course not. Cable box description writers are paradigms of infallibility.

[Sepholio]

I'm wondering about this still myself. I've noticed that the cable guide has been correct on quite a few major spoilers for WWE events in the past, and I am wondering if WWE and Bret are just denying him being there to potentially give back some element of surprise to his possible return.

Guess we'll find out tonight.

On a side note, would it be innapropriate of me to creampie my TV screen if he returns? Because it will probably be unavoidable.

Imagine HBK coming out to a plethora of you screwed Bret chants. Then Vinnie Mac comes out and says something to the effect of Bret screwed Bret, get over it. Then the music hits, Hart comes out, and simply says "No, Vince, you screwed me." Then they could have some of the people slated to form the New Hart Foundation (or whatever they were gonna call it before Teddy pulled out) and attack Vince and HBK. I would probably die from over-excitement

[Kane Knight]

What major spoilers has it been correct on?

[IC Champion]

I got the same shit on my description too.

[weather vane]

It also says Bret Hart on mine. Tonight should be unreal.

[JT]

What major spoilers has it been correct on?

Cena wins ***insert defeated opponent and ppv event here***

And if Comcast says it, it must be true that Bret will be there. Just like The Rock has to be there after being advertised constantly with the event. :)

[Nark Order]

Great, he'll walk out and talk about how he was screwed like 10 years ago for 20 minutes. Wait, why is this cool again?

[Fox]

A photo and some videos of Bret Hart will be featured.

But if Bret Hart himself shows up I will eat my hat.

[Kane Knight]

Cena wins ***insert defeated opponent and ppv event here***

And if Comcast says it, it must be true that Bret will be there. Just like The Rock has to be there after being advertised constantly with the event. :)

And when they had a "NEW CHAMPION" spoiler. Oh, right. :'(

Didn't they also advertise a surprise return a full three weeks before SAVE_US actually was revealed?

[Zen v.W.o.]

For what it's worth, when Bret was on OTR for the 13th time already last week, he said he wouldnt be showing up.

Is he trying to cover it up so as to keep it secret? I doubt it, his book isnt even on sale in america yet so promoting it isnt really something that could entice him yet.

I heard Neidhart would be there though, so Nattie will probably get tv time for the first time, and Harry Smith is back from suspension, so would Bret join them? Again I doubt it but it leaves that question mark hanging around.

[Jeritron]

He'll be in the building but they have a lot to fit onto the show with all the legends around. After Austin, Hogan, Foley Bischoff and Taker get time they need to focus on HBK HHH Jericho and Jeff Hardy. They may or may not be able to squeeze a Bret segment on inbetween Hornswaggle and Beth Phoenix's segments, but thats a big maybe. They have to put entertainment first and hurt feelings second. Priorities first.

[Jeritron]

Here's how I'd book it.

In the opening segment, McMahon is informed that Bret will be in the building tonight. He's the McMahon hater.

McMahon is seen entering a secret room with Brisco Patterson HHH HBK and Hornswaggle. They come out grinning and then go their seperate ways masking their joy.

Bret comes out and shoots on McMahon while everyone falls asleep.

Hornswaggles music hits and everyone wakes up and marks the fuck out.

Hornswaggle puts Bret in the sharpshooter and Vince yells "ring the fucking bell"

HHH and HBK grab him and shove his face in Pattersons crotch and make him start sucking. They throw him on the back of Brisco Brothers towtruck and everyone sings "nah nah nah nah hey hey hey goodbye" while he drives off and McMahon dances with the Swog.

Patterson slaps a check for the damaged television equipment from 1997 on his cum soaked canadian forehead.

McMahon and the Swag high five and the frame freezes and fades out like Mary Tyler Moore at 11:05
I die a happy man.

[Nark Order]

This is completely unrealistic Jeritron.

How are the swog and Mr. McMahon supposed to high five?

[The MAC]

he will not be there.

[Mr. JL]

A photo and some videos of Bret Hart will be featured.

But if Bret Hart himself shows up I will eat my hat.

The TPWW.net community will hold you to this.

[FourFifty]

WWE.com has reported that Hulk Hogan has shown up for the event and is backstage as we speak.
I wonder if he was speeding.....

[KingofOldSchool]

WWE.com has reported that Hulk Hogan has shown up for the event and is backstage as we speak.
I wonder if he was speeding.....

Or if he stopped and bought some alcohol for some underage kids.

[The Ravishing One]

If Bret Hart ever came back on TV in some capacity, WWE/Vince would hype the shit out of it. Why give the fans a surprise when you could get some serious viewing figures.

Vinnie's a business man remember.

[RVDmark]

A photo and some videos of Bret Hart will be featured.

But if Bret Hart himself shows up I will eat my hat.

You have a hat?

[RVDmark]

Anyway fuck Bret, what about The Rock?

[Dorkchop]

If he shows up, it'll be on video... probably recorded a week ago. He won't show up in the arena.

[Kane Knight]

Yo know, the wording on the cable box announcement pretty much sounds like it'll show clips of Bret Hart.