ECW has been around for over a year, WTF no anniversary?! (ECW Thread)

[Innovator]

Sweet, Elijah vs. Batista

Talent vs. Dancin Dave

[Innovator]

Oh yeah, Punk gets to carry V and Henry too

[Innovator]

Kelly vs. Layla & Victoria....that should suck

[Innovator]

WOOOOOOOOOOOO PUNKERRRRRRRRRRR

[Caged Heat18]

Having watched the Raw anniversary show, the first WWE show, I've watched in months, I've decided to check out ECW this week.

[McLegend]

OMG is that ECW champion actually on ECW?

[Innovator]

AL-CO-HOL! AL-CO-HOL!

[Innovator]

yup, ECW champ ON ECW, woulda thunk it

[Innovator]

zero heat connection, or Deuce and Domino

[McLegend]

Why is Decue and Domino still wrestling?

[Innovator]

tag into a monkey flip, that was cool

[RGWhat316]

At least Cherry looks good.

[McLegend]

tag into a monkey flip, that was cool
That actually was

[Innovator]

seriously why havent duece and domino been wished well in their future endeavors yet?

[McLegend]

At least Cherry looks good.
Valid point

[Innovator]

well no KoOS or BDC, its up to you and me

[Innovator]

i'd love to see a tag match without a hot tag

[Innovator]

Road Warriors style

[Innovator]

Kane's belly button is growing

[RGWhat316]

Double finish looked cool, even though Punk could barely lift Deuce.

[Innovator]

Something I noticed last night, no way Batista is still above 300

[McLegend]

i'd love to see a tag match without a hot tag
This cannot happen. It would violate every wrestling commandment ever.

[Innovator]

In honor of the World Class DVD:

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[Innovator]

This cannot happen. It would violate every wrestling commandment ever.
back and forth match, faces dominate, heels try to cheat and get foiled, 1-2-3

[Innovator]

Jiz and Nitro......NEXT

[Innovator]

Hey Chad Johnson!

Oh wait, it's Shelton

[McLegend]

back and forth match, faces dominate, heels try to cheat and get foiled, 1-2-3

Damn straight

[RGWhat316]

When is Shelton getting his title shot??

[McLegend]

Is Charlie Hass still alive?

[Innovator]

note to Shelton, when ripping on a sports team, MAKE SURE YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT CITY

[Innovator]

Is Charlie Hass still alive?yeah he came out last night for the beer thing

[Innovator]

Trish's abs were better than Morrison's

[McLegend]

I don't believe it

[JT]

Yea...started watching...ended watching...started watching Bad News Bears 2005.

Not a great movie, but I find my decision justified.

[Innovator]

Intergender match

[Innovator]

wow Yang and Moore got a lot of offense in

[JT]

Okay, got bored and came back.

Hey, Moore is still around? Looks normal again.

[RGWhat316]

Wow, still continuing. Almost thought this was gonna be a squash match.

[Innovator]

yeah, Moore got back to the tranny gimmick

[McLegend]

Yeah why as this math gone on for so long

[McLegend]

yeah, Moore got back to the tranny gimmick

Think he misses it?

[McLegend]

Also I think I have a misspelling in all of my posts in this thread.

[BigDaddyCool]

Woooooooooooooooooooo, look at them abs!

[BigDaddyCool]

holy fuck at the monkey flip

[JT]

ight, that monkey flip was nice.

[BigDaddyCool]

I wanna see Nitro and Yang fight more often

[BigDaddyCool]

Taking a monkey flip like that takes a ton of ab strength.

[BigDaddyCool]

OMG!!!!, BDC is back with a vengence.

[BigDaddyCool]

Show that monkey flip a million more times from a million more angles.

[BigDaddyCool]

If Kelly Kelly beats Victoria, we riot.

[BigDaddyCool]

Where you fools at?

[JT]

That's why I like John...no mic skill, but he's got the looks and can pull off some sweet moves.

If he had a manager as mouth piece, I think he could make main eventer.

[KYR]

OK. Don't get EC Dubba You here until tomorrow.

Someone wanna give a quick update.

[RGWhat316]

OMG!!!!, BDC is back with a vengence.

Now, if only Boogen would return.

[BigDaddyCool]

That's why I like John...no mic skill, but he's got the looks and can pull off some sweet moves.

If he had a manager as mouth piece, I think he could make main eventer.

Nitro has just enough mic skill to talk every so often, but just have a manager do it for him the rest of time.

[BigDaddyCool]

OK. Don't get EC Dubba You here until tomorrow.

Someone wanna give a quick update.

Update? Um how about I update my foot up your ass, jobber. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

[BigDaddyCool]

Now, if only Boogen would return.

Boogen is the greatest of all time.

[McLegend]

Nitro always does the monkey flip like that.

[McLegend]

It is pretty sweet though

[KYR]

Update? Um how about I update my foot up your ass, jobber. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

You and who's monkey-ass army?

[JT]

WTF!!!

Carlito Part 2?

[McLegend]

ECW has like 6 black people on it. Is that a WWE record?

[KYR]

You and who's monkey-ass army?

Oh and...:wave:

[RGWhat316]

Jamacian Carlito!

[BigDaddyCool]

Didn't the last wrestler from the caribean suck?

[RGWhat316]

Interesting entrance.

[JT]

VICTORIA: Wait...wtf bitch?

[BigDaddyCool]

You and who's monkey-ass army?

Idk, probably the kliq, and all my minions. Though I could probably just do it myself if I felt like it.

[McLegend]

MAn only if Kelly Kelly didn't wrestle. She would be perfect

[BigDaddyCool]

This sucks, Victoria is so doing the job. That is how this always works.

[BigDaddyCool]

WWE's forumla needs to be reworked.

[BigDaddyCool]

Is this Kelly Kelly Cena?

[BigDaddyCool]

This is such bullshit. How is Victoria down after just a clothesline?

[Innovator]

my eyes hurt after watching this

[McLegend]

Pretty nice kick there actually

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, that was the antipop.

[KYR]

Let's see now.

Hogan's Heroes on TV1
The Bill on UKTV
OC on Arena
SNL on the Comedy Channel...

GIVE ME AN UPDATE DAMNIT!

[Skippord]

Michelle McCool is ridiculously hot

[RGWhat316]

Mrs. Taker saves the day.

[BigDaddyCool]

Looks like Miz and Morrison retain against Moore and Yang. Victoria and Layla just beat Kelly Kelly in a crappy handicap match.

[McLegend]

Michelle McCool is ridiculously hot

I won't disargee with this statement

[JT]

So what ever happen to the Balls vs. Miz storyline?

Totally dead now I'm guessing?

[BigDaddyCool]

What is the point of jobbing Burke to Batista? Burke doesn't even look like a threat to CM Punk, let alone Batista. And Bats does need a win over an ECW jobber.

[RGWhat316]

Kane, Punk defeated Deuce, Domino.

[Innovator]

off the phone with the girl, back to spamming!

[BigDaddyCool]

So what ever happen to the Balls vs. Miz storyline?

Totally dead now I'm guessing?

Layla and Kelly Kelly hate each other, and they occasionally mention that they both used to work for Miz or whatever.

[Innovator]

BDC, showed up, alright

[KYR]

Looks like Miz and Morrison retain against Moore and Yang. Victoria and Layla just beat Kelly Kelly in a crappy handicap match.

:y:

Thank You.

And am I the only one that thinks Layla is hot.

I know she can't wrestle etc, but she's great eye-candy IMO.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kane, Punk defeated Deuce, Domino.

Why are Kane and Punk teaming up? They have nothing to do with each other.

[Innovator]

I'm surprised no Cena on the anniversary show

[BigDaddyCool]

So, they are showing a clip show of last nights clip show?

[RGWhat316]

Mickie and Trish should have made out again instead of Trips and Steph.

[RGWhat316]

Why are Kane and Punk teaming up? They have nothing to do with each other.

Well, they are teaming up at the ppv too.

[KYR]

Why are Kane and Punk teaming up? They have nothing to do with each other.

One is Straight Edge, the other hates Edge (you know the whole Lita thing).

[BigDaddyCool]

So, Vince is going to come out next week pissed off because everyone kicked his ass?

[Innovator]

Mark Henry wasn't that fat back in the day

[McLegend]

Everyone thiks Layla is hot

[BigDaddyCool]

It is about time BDV and Mark Henry team up, they are the same guy.

[JT]

MY god...they ate all but Matt's head. :(

[Innovator]

So, Vince is going to come out next week pissed off because everyone kicked his ass?
Pretty much

BTW Striker's head looks like a whitehead on their arms

[BigDaddyCool]

So, do BDV and Mark Henry kill buffets together?

[Innovator]

It is about time BDV and Mark Henry team up, they are the same guy.
Well they're both black

[McLegend]

Also Why wasn't Mable on that anniversary show? C'mon gotta have M.O.M

[Innovator]

WOOOO GO ELIJAH!

upset of the year coming up

[Innovator]

:rofl: nah thats not happening

[BigDaddyCool]

So is Burke the new face of jobberdom?

[JT]

You know...I actually liked the Sexual Chocolate gimmick (with exceptions to birth of certain hands).

Probably only time I cared about Mark Henry

[KingofOldSchool]

yeah, Moore got back to the tranny gimmick

Gimmick? :?:

[BigDaddyCool]

ECW is your yard? Doesn't burke realize that ECW is renting Smackdown's yard?

[Innovator]

Becca in Superbad is pretty hot

[McLegend]

I can see Edge coming in and costing Batista the match

[Innovator]

ECW is your yard? Doesn't burke realize that ECW is renting Smackdown's yard?
and hasn't Burke been jobbing since May?

[McLegend]

I wouldn't bet on it, but i can see it happening

[BigDaddyCool]

Becca in Superbad is pretty hot

Not as hot as Becka in the ECW thread.

[JT]

You know, I don't know what others think of this, but when Lashley comes back, I think he should come back to ECW. Get off some ring rust and give a small rub possibly to someone like Punk or lead of the show, since he didn't really pass on the torch.

[KingofOldSchool]

ECW is your yard? Doesn't burke realize that ECW is renting Smackdown's yard?

And Smackdown is Taker's yard.

Taker is the big dog in the yard.


Oh wait this isn't 2002.

[Innovator]

Edge should make an appearance here

[BigDaddyCool]

and hasn't Burke been jobbing since May?

The only person he doesn't job to is Tommy Dreamer, king of the jobbers.

[BigDaddyCool]

And Smackdown is Taker's yard.

Taker is the big dog in the yard.


Oh wait this isn't 2002.

Yeah, pretty much.

[BigDaddyCool]

Edge should make an appearance here

Edge only shows up on ECW to make Cena job.

[Innovator]

Did Jericho get a discount on the shiny vests?

[BigDaddyCool]

So, this is the return of Y2Gay?

[RGWhat316]

Henry and BDV are the reason why everyone gets wished well in their future endeavors. Can't afford the food bill unless someone gets fired.

[McLegend]

So where is "generic wrestler A" Kevin Thorn at?

[Innovator]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA one kid marking for Batista.....AND LISTEN TO THAT REACTION FOR BATISTA

[RGWhat316]

Not gonna happen, but I would mark out if Elijah won.

[Innovator]

So where is "generic wrestler A" Kevin Thorn at?
getting a spray-on tan

[JT]

Remember last time he was in ECW when he was getting booed out of the building?

...good times...

[BigDaddyCool]

Bat's enterance is longer than the match, I'm calling it.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why do they keep calling ECW the land of extreme? Do they mean extermely unwatched?

[Innovator]

Man after watching Danielson/Mori from August earlier today, hard switching to seeing Batista

[BigDaddyCool]

Why are people still watching this, why aren't they leaving to beat traffic? They know Bats is going to win.

[BigDaddyCool]

Man after watching Danielson/Mori from August earlier today, hard switching to seeing Batista

I've haven't heard of those guys, but it isn't hard to be better than Gramps.

[Innovator]

American Dragon vs. Morishima

[BigDaddyCool]

Hahah cracked bats in the head anyhow.

[Innovator]

So much for a run in

[RGWhat316]

Damn, he's getting killed again.

[BigDaddyCool]

American Dragon vs. Morishima

I haven't heard of them either. I'm assuming they are faggy indy works that think they are hot shit?

[McLegend]

If Russo was writing there would been a run in

[Innovator]

weak

[Innovator]

I haven't heard of them either. I'm assuming they are faggy indy works that think they are hot shit?
Yeah ok

[BigDaddyCool]

So much for a run in

Edge could have ran in, or he could have stayed home and drank a beer (this is assuming Smackdown really is live on fridays, just staying with kayfabe). I too would have stayed home and drank a beer.

[BigDaddyCool]

If Russo was writing there would been a run in

It would have also been a clusterfuck with 5 v 5.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah ok

It is well documented that if they aren't at least on TNA, I don't give a shit.

[McLegend]

It would have also been a clusterfuck with 5 v 5.

And in the end isn't that what we all want?

[McLegend]

O wait... It's not isn't it?

[Innovator]

In kayfabe, Edge would be getting Vickie love

[BigDaddyCool]

In kayfabe, Edge would be getting Vickie love

Either way.

[McLegend]

In kayfabe, Edge would be getting Vickie love

If Russo was writing it... He would be getting Vickie love... While on a pole

[KYR]

In kayfabe, Edge would be getting Vickie love

Katie Vickie love?

[FourFifty]

Katie Vickie love?

Yea, Dude Love's little sister, duh :roll: