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Super V
12-13-2007, 09:35 PM
Rellik is killer spelled backwards.

BigDaddyCool
12-13-2007, 09:35 PM
Does he also wear 2 masks?

Super V
12-13-2007, 09:37 PM
Don West and Mike Tenay seem to think so, and push this fact at every opportunity.

BigDaddyCool
12-13-2007, 09:38 PM
Don West and Mike Tenay are the worst things to ever happen to wrestling.

Super V
12-13-2007, 09:40 PM
The thing that weirds me out about Rellik is that it's Johnny The Bull. I'd markout for the Kaz win. But I don't feel like it.

BigDaddyCool
12-13-2007, 09:42 PM
Johnny the who? Was he that one dumb ass that couldn't take a monkey flip?

Super V
12-13-2007, 09:43 PM
Huh? He was Nunzio's and Chuck Palumbo's friend back when they were feuding with the Undertaker.

BigDaddyCool
12-13-2007, 09:48 PM
Huh? He was Nunzio's and Chuck Palumbo's friend back when they were feuding with the Undertaker.

He was also in the natural born thrillas and took a monkey flip wrong and tore something.

Kane Knight
12-13-2007, 09:49 PM
WTF? Spoilers, chief. ;)

KYR
12-13-2007, 09:50 PM
He's in TNA so I don't care.

BigDaddyCool
12-13-2007, 09:52 PM
SHUT UP JOBBER!

FourFifty
12-13-2007, 09:53 PM
Woah BDC, chill for a second. The Rock Mark has a valid point.

BigDaddyCool
12-13-2007, 09:56 PM
He does, but he is still a jobber and he needs to learn his role by carrying my bags and fixing me cocktails.

Jobber, FourJewdy a cocktail :mad:

Hanso Amore
12-13-2007, 09:56 PM
SHUT UP JOBBER!


Sounds like Know Your Role needs to.........wait for it..................Wait for it............






WAIT........














Stop being such a fuck tard




Thought I was going to go another way didnt you

KYR
12-13-2007, 09:56 PM
JOBBER! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TNA>>>>>>>> Trannies >>>>>> Matthew Alphabet

Kane Knight
12-13-2007, 10:03 PM
JOBBER! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TNA>>>>>>>> Trannies >>>>>> Matthew Alphabet

Are you a Jerichoholic now?

KYR
12-13-2007, 10:06 PM
Are you a Jerichoholic now?

Ohhhhhhhh :nono:

Hanso Amore
12-13-2007, 10:14 PM
JOBBER! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TNA>>>>>>>> Trannies >>>>>> Matthew Alphabet

Was this suppose to _____? (Fill in the Blank)

A) Make Sense
B) Be Funny
C) Make you Look like an idiot
D) Both A and B
E) You like men

KYR
12-13-2007, 10:16 PM
Was this supposed to be...Was this suppose to _____? (Fill in the Blank)

A) Boring
B) Boring
C) Boring
D) Boring
D) Boring

And BTW, "E" comes after "D".

Hanso Amore
12-13-2007, 10:19 PM
Was this supposed to be...

And BTW, "E" comes after "D".

Goddamn, you win, I cant even get the alphabet right I'm so tired...

You still suck though

KYR
12-13-2007, 10:21 PM
Goddamn, you win, I cant even get the alphabet right I'm so tired...

You still suck though

That's OK. You can think whatever you like.

You reckon I suck, but you like chicks with dicks.

Hanso Amore
12-13-2007, 10:27 PM
That's OK. You can think whatever you like.

You reckon I suck, but you like chicks with dicks.

Ain't nothing wrong with that!

Its a sexual preference.


Still better than sucking.

People are born Straight/Bi/Gay and what not, but they aren't born sucking

Lord-Of-Darkness
12-13-2007, 10:30 PM
Wasn't he called Redrum in Japan with the same gimmick?

Hanso Amore
12-13-2007, 10:34 PM
Wasn't he called Redrum in Japan with the same gimmick?

Yeah, but TNA will not let anyone use non-tna registered names these days, they want to own the rights, so they make all people change to something similar.

KYR
12-13-2007, 10:40 PM
...but they aren't born sucking

Funny, I thought most babies are born that way - well mammals at least. :wtf:

Mercury Bullet
12-14-2007, 01:24 AM
I'm really drunk right now i didnt even read this but i wanted to reply. TNA sucks.

Dave Youell
12-14-2007, 07:13 AM
BEST THREAD EVER

.44 Magdalene
12-14-2007, 07:33 AM
TNA is not better than trannies.


And I'm not even a tran fan.

KYR
12-14-2007, 05:02 PM
TNA is not better than trannies.


And I'm not even a tran fan.

Actually TNA and Trannies are interchangeable...for two reasons

1. They both run around aimlessly like girls
2. They make no sense whatsoever

Theo Dious
12-14-2007, 06:16 PM
3. They also promise what they cannot deliver!

Fox
12-14-2007, 10:12 PM
They should have Rellik act upon his name's origin and kill Don West. For character development, and what not.

Mr. Nerfect
12-15-2007, 12:10 AM
Rellik is actually a pretty cool name. I'd also mark out if he took off the mask and went by Johnny "the Strangler" Stamboli. Push him as a simple thug-like psychopathic murderer from Brooklyn, who puts on the mask and becomes...a demonic psychopathic murderer from Brooklyn.

Wait, I think I've suggested this specific scenario for about 500 guys, right, KK? Although, to be fair to KK, this will be the 500th time I've suggested they kill off Don West. That man needs to go. Mike Tenay is fine, just replace West with Raven or Paul Heyman. Kevin Nash is a maybe, if he could add to the matches like JBL. I get the feeling he might subtract from them.

Mr. Nerfect
12-15-2007, 12:15 AM
Rellik has been jobbed to fuck, though. I mean, the guy comes in as a monster, and loses every match. I think he gets one win the weeks coming up, but fuck. It's like they brought him in purposely to fail and go nowhere.

The guy should turn on Black Reign and "kill" him. Have him take care of Don West and The Voodoo Kin Mafia, and you have an uber babyface. Just have him "kill" whoever TNA releases. Ron Killings & Senshi are on the way out, so have Rellik "kill" them.

I'd also prefer the guy to be Jim Mitchell's weapon against Abyss. Fuck Judas Mesias and his stupid name. I think I like Rellik better, and I think The Great Muta is better in the ring.

Kane Knight
12-15-2007, 09:38 AM
Yeah, but TNA will not let anyone use non-tna registered names these days, they want to own the rights, so they make all people change to something similar.

This is part of what's actually killing wrestling, and it's fucking retarded that someone who isn't WWE has adopted it too.

Kane Knight
12-15-2007, 09:39 AM
Actually TNA and Trannies are interchangeable...for two reasons

1. They both run around aimlessly like girls
2. They make no sense whatsoever:wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:

Dorkchop
12-15-2007, 10:01 AM
Thanks for explaining that, Tenay. No one would have gotten it.

Blue Demon
12-15-2007, 10:05 AM
ALYAAAAAAAALYALYALYA

Chavo Classic
12-17-2007, 09:49 AM
Isn't he the guy who broke his ass?

Chavo Classic
12-17-2007, 09:49 AM
Lol... broke his ass