If Cena Came Back and Did this I'd mark Out!

[Indifferent Clox]

Come back as a heel and be like cussing and beating up women and drinking, and about that time have CM Punk be found with pills in his locker or liqour in his bag, and start having it affect his matches, burt he blames it on someone elese refuses to go to rehab (although after a go to rehab match (with an old friend) he would go and come back as a mega face to feud with John Cena who had overstepped his bounds, plus Randy ORton is another heel who has an assholish past and Punk could become a real main eventer.

[KYR]

:wtf:

[Funky Fly]

K, I doubt they're ever going to go the Jake The Snake/Hawk route again.

[El Fangel]

:wtf::wtf::wtf:

[FourFifty]

As much as I like the idea of Punk in the legit main event (not the upper mid-card that is ECW's main event) when it comes to your idea I believe I have one word that sums it all up.






















FAIL!

[Theo Dious]

I have a better idea, they should do an angle where Cena goes crazy on roid rage and kills his family.

[Kane Knight]

Come back as a heel and be like cussing and beating up women and drinking, and about that time have CM Punk be found with pills in his locker or liqour in his bag, and start having it affect his matches, burt he blames it on someone elese refuses to go to rehab (although after a go to rehab match (with an old friend) he would go and come back as a mega face to feud with John Cena who had overstepped his bounds, plus Randy ORton is another heel who has an assholish past and Punk could become a real main eventer.

Lay off the pot. You're suffering from 'Noid Rage.

[BigDaddyCool]

Was anyone else reading it like a preteen girl was saying it as fast as she could? Cause that is how I read it. If you can't figure out how it would go. Just drink a bunch of coffee and try to say it in all one breath. It is then hilarious.

[Kane Knight]

Was anyone else reading it like a preteen girl was saying it as fast as she could? Cause that is how I read it. If you can't figure out how it would go. Just drink a bunch of coffee and try to say it in all one breath. It is then hilarious.

Kinda.

[BigDaddyCool]

By hilarious I mean I get a chuckle.

[Kane Knight]

I meant I kinda pictured it in a similar vein. Namely, I replaced a teenage girl with Clox on meth. Same basic idea.

[Xero]

Too bad Cena will never be heel.

[Theo Dious]

Lay off the pot. You're suffering from 'Noid Rage.

Heheh. 'Noid Rage. If I still had that mini-dictionary in my sig that would be there so fast.

[Kane Knight]

It needs its own definition in the urban dictionary or something. :D

[Theo Dious]

'Noid Rage: A condition of mental instability that effects certain fans of professional wrestling. Leads to extremely vapid long-windedness, refusal to accept facts, rabid insistence in the validity of patently ludicrous booking scenerios, and bizzarre attractions to male porn stars in towels. Currently regarded as incurable.

[TerranRich]

Clox, I was with you until you started babbling and running on and sounding like you were drinking and taking pills yourself.

[BigDaddyCool]

Lay off the pot. You're suffering from 'Noid Rage.

I thought you were inisting that Clox was a 'Noid sock...so how could 'Noid suffer from 'Noid Rage? That would be like you suffering from kane knighitise.

[Corkscrewed]

Was anyone else reading it like a preteen girl was saying it as fast as she could? Cause that is how I read it. If you can't figure out how it would go. Just drink a bunch of coffee and try to say it in all one breath. It is then hilarious.
:lol: That's exactly how I read it.

[Kane Knight]

I thought you were inisting that Clox was a 'Noid sock...so how could 'Noid suffer from 'Noid Rage? That would be like you suffering from kane knighitise.

Nah. Clox knows I don't really think he's Alienoid. Just that his "altered mental state" causes him to suffer from hallucinations.

[Indifferent Clox]

I'm always on drugs.

[Indifferent Clox]

an honest verse of longing or a simple song of hope

[Sepholio]

Clox.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay? They make people forget things. Like how to talk.

[Kane Knight]

Clox.

Drugs are bad, mmmkay? They make people forget things. Like how to talk.

Or put together worthwhile thought.

[Fox]

They should bring in Styles and Tomko, have them cause havoc on the RAW and Smackdown shows for a couple of weeks, and then have them come in to face DX and Batista at a PPV with Styles and Tomko promising a "surprise partner."

Then Cena comes out, beats the crap out of DX and Batista, and forms the CWO: Chaingang World Order.

[Disturbed316]

Scott Hall did this back in WCW.

[Indifferent Clox]

It should all happen. all of it.!>!>!>!

[FourFifty]

Was anyone else reading it like a preteen girl was saying it as fast as she could? Cause that is how I read it. If you can't figure out how it would go. Just drink a bunch of coffee and try to say it in all one breath. It is then hilarious.


I'd rather hear a "CTS Dramatic Reading" instead of the preteen girl.

[BigDaddyCool]

Look, it is dramatic. It is preteen girl that just wants to say everything before anyone else does.

[Crossrine]

If Cena came back and blew up in the ring, I'd mark out :yes:

[Kane Knight]

If Cena came back and blew up in the ring, I'd mark out :yes:

Only because he found Islam...:shifty:

[Hanso Amore]

This made me sick.

[Fox]

Scott Hall did this back in WCW.

Yeah, but does it count when Scott really was a wife-beating alcoholic?