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Kane Knight
12-18-2007, 04:16 PM
Congress announced plans Tuesday to review the use of performance-enhancing drugs, with star-studded hearings scheduled next month and legislation to limit access to steroids and growth hormones.
Two House panels are planning mid-January hearings featuring former Sen. George Mitchell, author of a bombshell report last week that linked more than 80 players to the illegal use of steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs. Baseball players, likely some of those named in the report, could be invited to testify as well.


Meanwhile, a Senate Republican and Democrat on Tuesday announced legislation to limit access to those substances and stiffen criminal penalties for abuse and distribution.


Central to that effort is cracking down on the abuse of human growth hormone, or HGH, a drug for which there is no reliable test, said its sponsor.
The bill by Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., would classify HGH as a "Schedule III" substance, equating it legally with anabolic steroids and bringing it under the watch of the Drug Enforcement Administration.
That would mean that possession of HGH, a naturally occurring hormone approved by the FDA for treatment of some medical conditions, would be illegal without a current, valid prescription. Penalty for possession could be as high as three years in prison and even higher for illegal manufacture or distribution.


A second proposal by Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa, would make it illegal to sell dehydroepiandrosterone (DHEA) to anyone under 18. DHEA is a naturally occurring precursor to testosterone and a dietary supplement that some athletes are using as an alternative to illegal anabolic steroids, Grassley said.


Two House panels, meanwhile, are planning hearings on the Mitchell report.
The Committee on Oversight and Government Reform has announced a hearing on the matter Jan. 15. Chairman Henry Waxman, D-Calif., and ranking Republican Tom Davis of Virginia said they will invite Mitchell, baseball Commissioner Bud Selig and Doug Fehr, president of the Major League Players Association, to testify.


Rep. Bobby Rush, chairman of the subcommittee on commerce, trade and consumer protection, has scheduled proceedings for Jan. 23. Mitchell will be invited to testify as will other members of Major League Baseball, a spokesman said.


Mitchell's report implicated seven former MVPs and more than 80 players in all.


A former Democratic Senate Majority Leader who retired in 1995, Mitchell, 74, has said he will soon undergo treatment for prostate cancer, an illness he made public in August.
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HGH as a Schedule III substance just might be a death blow for wrestling.


...Probably won't be good for MMA, either.

BigDaddyCool
12-18-2007, 04:26 PM
They will find a new drug.

Jeritron
12-18-2007, 04:33 PM
They will find a new drug.

Huey Lewis will provide it. Then Ray Parker Jr. will rip it off and sell it to TNA

Theo Dious
12-18-2007, 07:04 PM
HGH as a Schedule III substance just might be a death blow for wrestling.

...Probably won't be good for MMA, either.

They will find a new drug.

Huey Lewis will provide it.

Official Response From WWE.com:

We want a new drug
One that won't make us nuts
One that won't make our balls shrivel up
And recede into our butts

We want a new drug
One that won't affect our penis
That won't force us to suspend half the roster
And make a champ of Val Venis

One that won't get the media
Screaming at us all day
One that won't make the internet fans start watching TNA
...course that won't happen anyway

steveironcity
12-18-2007, 07:59 PM
Official Response From WWE.com:

We want a new drug
One that won't make us nuts
One that won't make our balls shrivel up
And recede into our butts

We want a new drug
One that won't affect our penis
That won't force us to suspend half the roster
And make a champ of Val Venis

One that won't get the media
Screaming at us all day
One that won't make the internet fans start watching TNA
...course that won't happen anyway

Did you write that?

Kane Knight
12-18-2007, 08:10 PM
Greeeeat parody.

owenbrown
12-18-2007, 10:47 PM
Official Response From WWE.com:

We want a new drug
One that won't make us nuts
One that won't make our balls shrivel up
And recede into our butts

We want a new drug
One that won't affect our penis
That won't force us to suspend half the roster
And make a champ of Val Venis

One that won't get the media
Screaming at us all day
One that won't make the internet fans start watching TNA
...course that won't happen anyway

:lol:

The One
12-18-2007, 10:51 PM
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I also tried to rep you bro for the poem, hilarious...but I have to spread rep around.

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