TNA thread for 12/20

[BigDaddyCool]

Christmas cluster fucks for all.

[Innovator]

:lol: Bubba is the first guy to be Santa without a fake belly

[BigDaddyCool]

Bubba, the first guy to make me mad about a white santa.

[Chuck Jones]

Bubba, probably rushed to the taping from his other job.

[BigDaddyCool]

What the hell is a double north pole match?

[Innovator]

a pole match, russo specialty

[McLegend]

SO thanks to Tenay I now know a Ultimate X match would be suit the Machine guns then 3-d because of their agilty.

I would have thought Ultimate X would benefit the The 300 pound men who can barley move.

Thanks alot for that startling revealtion, Tenay

[BigDaddyCool]

So Bubba is only pushing 300 pounds?

[Innovator]

Bubba trying to climb the cables will be pretty funny

[Innovator]

:lol: Nash, best part of the party

[JJT420]

Looks like Kevin Nash just brought a present from Scott Hall.

[BigDaddyCool]

Scott Hall is the man.

[BigDaddyCool]

I think I need to get tested for VD just looking at odb...well most of tna knock outs to be honest.

Also, what is Kurt doing asking for booze?

[JJT420]

Scott Hall is the man.

Don't get me wrong I have respect for Hall and Nash, but when I saw the liquor bottle on Nash, I just thought Hall for a second.

By the way, time for titys....and that big ape they pass off as a woman.....:|

[Innovator]

ODB and Kong need to go to WWE

[KYR]

Wooo Hooooooo! TN ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate odb, Kong could rule the WWE.

[Innovator]

WWE game commercial during TNA

[Innovator]

I hate odb, Kong could rule the WWE.
Seriously, IC champ within a month

[Skippord]

I would do filthy horrible things to hook up with Angelina Love and Velvet Sky


Unforgivable things

[Innovator]

I'd kill

[BigDaddyCool]

Seriously, IC champ within a month

Easily. And if dudes didn't want to job, I have a feeling she would beat them the old fashioned way. To death.

[Innovator]

She'd definitely shootfight, she could take easily 75% of the roster

[BigDaddyCool]

Then when Kong goes back to TNA, she'll be angle for the TNA title.

[BigDaddyCool]

She'd definitely shootfight, she could take easily 75% of the roster

That and I would have an angle where she hookes up with Boobby Lashley, against he will.

[Innovator]

That'd be the nastiest couple this side of Luna and Goldust

[BigDaddyCool]

That is not an awesome bomb, and I love how the security guards are afraid of Kong.

[Innovator]

i'd be

Sonjay stealing a kiss from SoCal, another reason why i hate him

[Skippord]

I'd kill
I'd punch my great grandmother in the face

[McLegend]

That is not an awesome bomb, and I love how the security guards are afraid of Kong.

You see her? I'd be afraid of her to

[McLegend]

I'd punch my great grandmother in the face

So would I... And my grandmother is dead

[Innovator]

I'd nail Stephanie and bury half the roster

[Innovator]

then digitally insert Jabba the Hutt into every single movie mentioning Star Wars, WHATEVA I DO WHAT I WANT

[Innovator]

Crystal is 100000x better than Leticia was

[Chuck Jones]

Kong would be neutered in WWE

[BigDaddyCool]

What is Joe's deal with money? Is he going heel? Do I care?

[McLegend]

Crystal is 100000x better than Leticia was

Yeah, but Letica was so slammin though

[Innovator]

What is Joe's deal with money? Is he going heel? Do I care?
no man he's a shoot character now! ITS NEW AND INNOVATIVE! RUSSO! RUSSO! RUSSO!

[McLegend]

O MY FUCKING LORD stop this Abyss and Mitchell feud.

[Innovator]

Yeah, but Letica was so slammin though
you see the video of her on Howard Stern?

[Innovator]

this is the feud that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friend...

[BigDaddyCool]

Rellik is killer spelled backwards.

[Innovator]

Shark boy? he still has a job?

[St. Jimmy]

I love the music in TNA. It's so WCW.

[Innovator]

WOOO RUSSO

[Chuck Jones]

Okay, I mark out for Abyss' music.

[Innovator]

I love the music in TNA. It's so WCW.
WCW music was so much better

[Loose Cannon]

freaks on TNA

[Innovator]

Barbed wire Christmas Tree? RUSSO

[Chuck Jones]

Has Rellik even won a match in TNA yet?

[BigDaddyCool]

How do all the fucking matches have commersial breaks? It is a pre-taped show.

[McLegend]

lol Wait Christmas tree wraped in barb wire

[Chuck Jones]

Sharkboy in a hardcore match is like bringing your paperboy as backup to a gang fight

[Innovator]

http://www.howardstern.com/dtcms/tsimg/05_80967.jpg

[McLegend]

Rellik is killer spelled backwards.
Tenay is on fire tonight with these Revelations.

[Chuck Jones]

^^Meh

[McLegend]

Yes I'm aware he says that every 10 seconds

[McLegend]

Nice picture

[Chuck Jones]

Tenay=John Madden

[Innovator]

why isn't shark boy in a full body cast?

[BigDaddyCool]

Everything is wicked tonight.

[Chuck Jones]

I think when you are selling for Sharkboy, you should probably think about choosing another profession.

[McLegend]

Shark boy is probably one of the best jobbers going right now.

He might be number 1

[BigDaddyCool]

Look at that wicked weapon!

How are office supplies so wicked?

[McLegend]

Thumbtacks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Chuck Jones]

I want to see Abyss swerve us and pour candy canes out of his bag.

[McLegend]

Lights go out

[McLegend]

It's SABU

[McLegend]

It should be SAbu damnit

[Chuck Jones]

Judas Mesias...how I loathe thee...

[BigDaddyCool]

So now Joe is fat and greedy?

[Chuck Jones]

Joe is angry...

[BigDaddyCool]

And he is an atheist?

[Chuck Jones]

Teddy Long's Bachelor Party> TNA's Christmas Party

[BigDaddyCool]

Eric Young is dumb.

[McLegend]

Eric young needs a new gimmick

[Chuck Jones]

Why are the backstage skits shot like it is fucking Grey's Anatomy with all the cuts?

[BigDaddyCool]

To keep you from watching Greys?

[Chuck Jones]

Also, I don't like the name Kaz...seems more like a high school nickname...

[McLegend]

Kaz and AJ just had a pretty good match... Over a reindeer costume...

Thats just ridiclious

[Kane Knight]

LOL. This shit is comical.

[Innovator]

Remember when AJ was TNA's golden boy?

[Innovator]

Better yet, remember when TNA was about WRESTLING?

[McLegend]

So Christian is face now?

[Innovator]

this week

[Dorkchop]

For the most part I usually like TNA, but tonight's Impact was pretty terrible. The only good thing about tonight's show was Gail Kim beating up Awesome Kong. And that was, what, 2 minutes of Impact?

I do find it funny how one of the only things TNA is doing right is the womens' division (for the most part).

[Skippord]

Angelina Love and Velvet Sky are both crotchkickingly hot

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, I don't like the name Kaz...seems more like a high school nickname...

Now that you mention it, it is like a highschool nickname. Kaz is the QB and the Tank would be his favorite linemen

Kaz and AJ just had a pretty good match... Over a reindeer costume...

Thats just ridiclious

What is the point of a costume ladder match? Who would sign up for such a "dangerous match" where the reward is making your opponenet wear a costume? Ladder matches have always been called career shortening match (at least in WWE), and reward is making the other guy look like a jackass for a few minutes. And the best part, AJ and Kaz aren't even fueding and right now have nothing to do with each other, brilliant.

[Loose Cannon]

see, TNA is really solid when they are not over doing everything. Like fuck, I don't understand why they threw in a reindeer costume for the ladder match. Why is Don West always screaming? Mike Tenay has been terrible also.

Again, the main storyline with Christian and Angle is saving the show. I really love it. I Understand this was an X-Mas show, but christ, they over did it at points.

[owenbrown]

I hope everyone saved the "leaked" script for the January 3rd episode of Impact :lol:

[KingofOldSchool]

I hope everyone saved the "leaked" script for the January 3rd episode of Impact :lol:

Yeah and whenever someone says something different, we can go "HEY! THAT'S NOT A PART OF THE SCRIPT! HE'S A SHOOTIN' NOW, FOLKS!"

[Kane Knight]

Is Nash's gimmick that he's drunk out of his mind all the time, or is this just a contact hangover from meeting with Hall?

Seriously, he always looks drunk as shit.

Watching the Rerun because I'm bored.

[Kane Knight]

Eric's retard gimmick is so annoying. Eugene was less retarded

[Lock Jaw]

Also, have you noticed that the last two weeks they have given names to their episodes? Like two weeks ago was "Christian's Revenge" or something and this week was "Xmas something or other". What the hell is up with that?

[JT]

TNA is still on the air?