I can't believe it is 8:20, Raw Thread

[BigDaddyCool]

Sup?

Merry Christmas.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wooooooo, JBL!!!!!

[BigDaddyCool]

Suck on that Jeri-queer.

[BigDaddyCool]

I wanna be a WWE super star and go to the front lines and entertain the troops and shot a couple of arabs, but not AAA or Crossrine, some other arabs.

[SuperSlim]

Raw just isn't intersting... so ... ehhhh I tried watching it but got bored

[BigDaddyCool]

Jeff gots a vagina painted on his head.

[SuperSlim]

dang it... that woulda made it interesting... I can almost see... there it is.

man Jeff looks weirder and weirder

[BigDaddyCool]

With face paint like that, he won't win the title.

[SuperSlim]

he could... Orton could get distracted by his first look at a vagina, then... maybe

[RGWhat316]

WTF is with that face paint?

[BigDaddyCool]

WTF is with that face paint?

The vagina on his face? We have been trying to figure it out.

[SuperSlim]

Jeff wanted to show the troops some vagina since they haven't seen any while overseas?

[BigDaddyCool]

I think so superslim

[SuperSlim]

it sounds right. giving to the troops

[BigDaddyCool]

So how many times did the divas get raped in Iraq?

[SuperSlim]

hmmm

Melina - couldn't count as rape since she basically spread them wide

Beth - nobody wanted to do her

so leaving the other divas... just a few times

[BigDaddyCool]

So does Vince shop withJames Mitchell now?

[SuperSlim]

that would be a scary sight.

mannn there are still divas I don't recognize until they say their names

[BigDaddyCool]

Holy fuck, how can kelly kelly expect not to get raped dressed like that?

Wait, isn't Kelly Kelly and Layla fueding?

[BigDaddyCool]

Mikie better dyke out.

[SuperSlim]

they were back in ECW cause Kelly Kelly left the Miz's group to be get Balls. But I guess they forgot they were feuding and Layla forgot she's a heel

[SuperSlim]

Mickie is the highlight of the night...

I'm already calling it

[RGWhat316]

Surprised they let Orton start the show cus of his AWOL military past.

[RGWhat316]

Mikie better dyke out.

I don't think they approve of that in the ARMY.

[BigDaddyCool]

Is layla wrestling in chuck taylors?

[BigDaddyCool]

I don't think they approve of that in the ARMY.

No they do. Men being gay they don't.

[RGWhat316]

I could be wrong though, damn Mickie riding Kelly. Then another girl in the crowd cheering too.

[SuperSlim]

who can't help but love Mickie

[BigDaddyCool]

Cena Claus will not be jobbing to Jesus this Christmas and will rename it Cenamas.

[SuperSlim]

I forgot it is Cena....

mannnnn I was so close to forgetting about him... curse you WWE

[BigDaddyCool]

Boring, boring, boring. Shut up Cena.

[SuperSlim]

will he just get this thing over with and let Mickie make out with a diva? I men that would be a lot more entertaining

[RGWhat316]

Yeah, who could that have been. Santa has a sling on, hmmmmmmmm.

[SuperSlim]

Yeah, who could that have been. Santa has a sling on, hmmmmmmmm.

Santa finally hurt himself going down a chimney

[BigDaddyCool]

Damnit cena, Vince liking cock/roster jokes are the kliq/dx's gimmick.

[SuperSlim]

that was the crappiest FU he's ever done, and he's done some bad ones... wait he is doing it with one arm... so... I guess it isn't too too bad... nahhh it's still bad

[RGWhat316]

He should be getting booed for impersonating a marine.

[SuperSlim]

he was... they just changed it to cheers cause he's a face

[Fox]

I think the troops would have appreciated a big, half-naked women's gimmick match more than John Cena dressed as santa claus giving the F-U to Vince.

[St. Jimmy]

Best way to get heel heat: Be Pro-America and Pro-American Soliders.

Seriously though - fuck them. Come back to America, be in a real fucking arena and do storylines.

[Fox]

They can't even use pyro because it might remind the troops of BOMBS! FUCKING BOMBS!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK! NYYYYEEEEEEEEER BSH!!!!!

Oh wait, it's Chris Jericho. JERICHO!!!

[St. Jimmy]

WOULD YOU PLEASE, SHUT - THE HELL - UP.

[BigDaddyCool]

They should just sick Mark Henry on the arabs.

[SuperSlim]

he'd injure himself getting out of the helicopter

[St. Jimmy]

Cena as a cripple would get a pop out of me.

[RGWhat316]

This war could easily be over if Big Daddy V and Khali were sent over. Though Khali wouldn't understand.

[SuperSlim]

he'd karate chop everyone in sight

[BigDaddyCool]

Amazing Kong should join up with Mark Henry and BDV.

[St. Jimmy]

LOOK, IT'S A TERRORIST IN A MASK, SHOOT HIM.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why does Lillian have to put that gay accent on Rey Mysterio?

[SuperSlim]

Amazing Kong should join up with Mark Henry and BDV.

that would be one ugly faction

[Fox]

Because she's latina and it sounds cool to her.

[BigDaddyCool]

How can they be booing Mark Henry (an american that represent the country at the olympics) over some wetback job stealing mexican?

[St. Jimmy]

So this is the SmackDown calibur entertainment I don't watch each week? WOW.

[St. Jimmy]

lol, BDC :love:

[SuperSlim]

Why does Lillian have to put that gay accent on Rey Mysterio?

because she can speak Spanish and so can Mysterio... why else would she do it?

[St. Jimmy]

Rey hit his peak when Nash threw him into the side of a Trailer.

[Fox]

I get it. Rey represents the small, but fighting forces of the USA, while Mark Henry represents the large, dark, and daunting menace of Terrorism. It's a big psychological analogy, live on Monday night RAW!

[BigDaddyCool]

because she can speak Spanish and so can Mysterio... why else would she do it?

Spanish is a poor person language.

[SuperSlim]

How can they be booing Mark Henry (an american that represent the country at the olympics) over some wetback job stealing mexican?

because it's WWE

[SuperSlim]

Spanish is a poor person language.

then what is English? :P

[BigDaddyCool]

I get it. Rey represents the small, but fighting forces of the USA, while Mark Henry represents the large, dark, and daunting menace of Terrorism. It's a big psychological analogy, live on Monday night RAW!

Wrong, Mark represent American dominance. Rey is the guerrila fighters that don't fight fare and have to do all these sneak attacks.

[BigDaddyCool]

then what is English? :P

Middle class.

[RGWhat316]

I remember a few years ago when Eddie put on the jacket and helmet during a match on this show.

[Fox]

Wrong, Mark represent American dominance. Rey is the guerrila fighters that don't fight fare and have to do all these sneak attacks.

Well that's going to be pretty bleak when Mysterio wins.

[St. Jimmy]

lol, love how Mark basically no sold his finish.

[Fox]

See?

[BigDaddyCool]

Booooooooooooooooooooo, that is bull shit.

[Fox]

lol, love how Mark basically no sold his finish.

He sold it the way a giant getting hit by a midget should sell it.

[RGWhat316]

Damn, might as well start doing, spoiler: Rey wins. Seriously the guy is about as bad as Cena, can't remember the last time he lost a match. Even MVP couldn't win cleanly against him at Armageddon.

[BigDaddyCool]

lol, love how Mark basically no sold his finish.

He sold it the way a giant getting hit by a midget should sell it.

If anything he was overselling.

[SuperSlim]

Middle class.

sweet... I'm middle class

[Fox]

Why do they have to do this shit around Christmas every year? It's fucking depressing. It's not like those guys and girls don't miss their families and shit on non-holidays.

[St. Jimmy]

MVP couldn't win against a dead guy.

[St. Jimmy]

Yeah, let's show them shooting some fucking people. Seriously, if you're going to show Iraq, give Cena and Rey a gun and let them shoot some Brown Folk.

[BigDaddyCool]

MVP couldn't win against a dead guy.

He did eventually. :roll:

[Fox]

MVP couldn't win against a dead guy.

He beat Benoit for the US Title.

[SuperSlim]

Yeah, let's show them shooting some fucking people. Seriously, if you're going to show Iraq, give Cena and Rey a gun and let them shoot some Brown Folk.

shoot, give the guys what they have been wanting... some T & A and a little HLA


not Cena posing as Santa and some Mexican beating up a black man

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, let's show them shooting some fucking people. Seriously, if you're going to show Iraq, give Cena and Rey a gun and let them shoot some Brown Folk.

:roll: Rey is brown.

[Fox]

Yeah, let's show them shooting some fucking people. Seriously, if you're going to show Iraq, give Cena and Rey a gun and let them shoot some Brown Folk.

They should bomb some Terrorist bases blaring "MY TIME IS NOW," Apocalypse Now style. :yes:

[St. Jimmy]

Fox wins.

[SuperSlim]

:roll: Rey is brown.

I thought he was orange

[BigDaddyCool]

I thought he was orange

That is Taz.

[St. Jimmy]

So is Cena a redneck, or is he a Thug... or what's going on?

[BigDaddyCool]

God, shut up Cena.

[BigDaddyCool]

So is Cena a redneck, or is he a Thug... or what's going on?

Cena is an ironic fuck head that forgets who he is so he dresses like a poor person and gets them confused.

[SuperSlim]

Cena is everything... that way he can appeal to all the women and children.

and if Taz is orange and Rey is brown... then... I ... I'm lost...

[Fox]

Cena should have made faces behind his back while he was talking.

[St. Jimmy]

As long as Cena never touches it again, Randy can have the belt forever.

[Kane Knight]

Anything entertaining happen? I was up with the folks.

[St. Jimmy]

FINGER POKE OF DOOM, NEXT WEEK.

[SuperSlim]

Anything entertaining happen? I was up with the folks.

Mickie came out to the ring... that was about it

[BigDaddyCool]

Look, Europeans are white. Asians are yellow. Native Americans are red. Africans are black. Everyone else is brown.

Taz is techincally white.

[St. Jimmy]

Oh yeah, I bet Jericho is fucking pumped to be in SandLand.

[RGWhat316]

Jericho has saved us from Cena.

[Fox]

I always thought it was interesting that RVD refused to go on these things because of how strongly he disagrees with the war.

That hippy's probably sitting at home, watching this, smoking a bowl and grinning.

[St. Jimmy]

lol, Iraq is apparently just like an Ikea.

[SuperSlim]

Look, Europeans are white. Asians are yellow. Native Americans are red. Africans are black. Everyone else is brown.

Taz is techincally white.

ohhhhhhh... but Hogan is orange though... so is he his own color?

[Fox]

lol "coffee and cream"

[BigDaddyCool]

So lets look at this show thus far. Jericho, a canadian, is a face. Rey, a mexican is a face. Randy an American that served in the armed forces, heel. JBL, a republican that represent want America is really about, heel. Vince, an American business man, heel. I'm confused.

[BigDaddyCool]

ohhhhhhh... but Hogan is orange though... so is he his own color?

He is a muppet made of leather.

[RGWhat316]

Well, we have biscuits and gravy on SD, now coffee and cream on RAW, one night only.

[BigDaddyCool]

Well, we have biscuits and gravy on SD, now coffee and cream on RAW, one night only.

Mmmmmmmmm, breakfast match.

[RGWhat316]

So lets look at this show thus far. Jericho, a canadian, is a face. Rey, a mexican is a face. Randy an American that served in the armed forces, heel. JBL, a republican that represent want America is really about, heel. Vince, an American business man, heel. I'm confused.

Not to mention Cena. He's not a soldier, but plays one on tv, as a face.

[SuperSlim]

He is a muppet made of leather.

Hogan - a real life leather muppet

[St. Jimmy]

AWESOME. A SmackDown that won't suck. Good shit.

[BigDaddyCool]

Oh, and some pot head named Jeff who draws vaginas on his face is also a babyface.

[SuperSlim]

what the crap... I thought DX was done with their "one night" apperances

[St. Jimmy]

So apparently One Night Only means every two weeks?

[BigDaddyCool]

Good DX is here.

[SuperSlim]

well at least they're not cutting a promo

[BigDaddyCool]

So apparently One Night Only means every two weeks?

One Night Only and then a few times here and there.

[BigDaddyCool]

Micheals looks like a tard with that hat on.

[Fox]

damn you, slim.

[BigDaddyCool]

well at least they're not cutting a promo

They have a mic.

[SuperSlim]

One Night Only and then a few times here and there.

Kind of like ECW's One Night stand, except occurring more times than it needs to

[Fox]

i love how DX still has piped in cheers when they're overseas in iraq. so fucking sad is the current state of triple h's ego.

and are they REALLY going to ask the armed forces if they are ready to suck it?

[SammyG]

I've been enjoying this for sure. LOL @ Hardy's facepaint though. Nice to see Cena, as well.

[SuperSlim]

They have a mic.

I was just hoping they would have forgotten it:'(

[BigDaddyCool]

I was just hoping they would have forgotten it:'(

Well, I'm glad they have it.

[Fox]

cheap fighting forces pop.

[SuperSlim]

damn you, slim.

I didn't do it

[St. Jimmy]

UMAGNGAAAAAA

[SuperSlim]

the one real big man that is entertaining... Umaga

[Fox]

LOL @ Kennedy refusing to shake hands on his way to the ring.

[St. Jimmy]

I love Kennedy.

[SammyG]

I TURN UP THE TRREEEBBLLE TILL IT GETS REAALLL LOOOOOOOUD, I FEEL SO MUCH BETTER THAT WAYY OOHH YYEAHHH

[RGWhat316]

So, only Jeff, HHH, and Shawn are the only American males to get cheers on a pro-American show. This is confusing.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, something like that.

[Fox]

Close up shots on the two people chanting "HBK!"

[Crossrine]

When does The Great Khali come out? Or is he too close to Middle Eastern? And has Hornswoggle showed up?

[SuperSlim]

well... I'm out

lata folks

[Fox]

Wow, Triple H main evented and was victorious on the RAW from Iraq. I'm so surprised.

[RGWhat316]

Kennedy takes both finishers. Thats burial.

[SammyG]

so fucking what. Anything could happen on this show, and it would still be great, because it's a tribute to our troops in Iraq, man. Who cares what happens in the ring. The fact that they are there and entertaining our troops is significant enough.

[Fox]

on another note, Ken Kennedy's no-selling of the troops wanting his high-five was like the highlight of the show for me, so take that for what you will.

[Fox]

seriously though, my best friend is in the marine corp and is headed over there soon. i respect the WWE wrestlers and crew for taking the time and making the effort to go over there. its pretty classy.

[RGWhat316]

I agree that this show is a good thing to do. Noone else in entertainment does their job over there. I don't hear about movies or tv shows being filmed in the war zone. But WWE can set up a ring and do over there pretty much the same thing they do over here.

[Crossrine]

Hey someone has to cheer them up for fighting and dying in a pointless war, as cruel as that sounds

[Fox]

I don't see why the U.S. Government can tax me for 9/11, but they can't get the troops a brigade of decent looking American hookers for the holidays.

"Did we get the hookers this year, Sarge?"

"Sorry, Private; just the WWE again. DX will be there though."

"Are DX hookers?"

"No."

"Fuck."

[Xerzes]

Fox wins.

[owenbrown]

John Cena is the worst Santa Claus of all-time. :nono:

[Mooияakeя™]

I think they should do it, no doubt but erm, not put it on TV. I'd rather have a "classic RAW" shown or something.

I thought they were against fucking kayfabe up on screen / online? Like Steph ranted at someone enjoying themselves too much, then u get Orton dancing in a plane with Cena chilling a few seats up from him and then u get Heel's and Faces mixing and smiling together in photo's.

Yeah, that's all fine and dandy, we're not thick or owt, but ffs, there's jsut no middle ground here. No fuckin' consistency.

Pfft, guess we knew this already.