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Fox
12-27-2007, 09:07 PM
This Thursday night, December 27, TNA Wrestling returns to SpikeTV with two hours of Total Nonstop Action as the final countdown begins to the January 6 "Final Resolution" Pay-Per-View event.

- Among the bouts you will witness will include the TNA World Tag Team Champions in action as AJ Styles and Tomko will battle Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, the Motor City Machine Guns!

- Plus, AJ Styles has a decision to make - will he side with Kurt Angle or Christian Cage as their World Championship match at Final Resolution draws closer?

- In addition, this Thursday night, it will be Booker T stepping into the TNA ring to battle his latest rival Robert Roode! These two have been at each other's throats since Booker came to TNA. This Thursday night, they'll battle for the first time in singles action.

- Also this Thursday, witness the in-ring return of the maniacal Judas Mesias!

- The ladies of TNA will be in action in a six-women bout with Roxxi Laveaux, Jackie Moore and ODB taking on TNA Women's Champion Gail Kim and the tandem of Velvet Sky and Angelina Love!

- Plus, the broadcast will feature review of 2007 in Total Nonstop Action - including the memorable moments, best matches and more!

All this and much more this Thursday night on "iMPACT!" on SpikeTV - including news and updates on the Final Resolution Pay-Per-View event!


I'm liking this Christian/Angle/AJ angle they've got going right now.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:07 PM
I just tuned in... did anything important happen in the first 10 minutes?

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:07 PM
That is to say, how many angles started/ended?

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:08 PM
There was an AJ/Tomko skit where they argued about AJ making his decision on who to join, Senshi versus Judas, and then Kurt and his wife had a little segment.

Nothing to write home about yet.

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:09 PM
heres comes the instant classic.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:09 PM
Wait, since when did Christian become #1 Contender? Isn't it technically Petey Williams?

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:10 PM
Oh God, "What" chants?? This isn't RAW

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:12 PM
Who the hell knows who the #1 contenders are anymore.

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:14 PM
lol "3, I had 3, World Titles"

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:15 PM
lol "3, I had 3, World Titles"

Double LOL to "Even though it was years before I came here, I'm just gonna throw it out there, it's because of me" :rofl:

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:16 PM
lol this is so childish and great.

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:18 PM
omg @ that bike crash

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:19 PM
This is a really good angle, they're really drawing it out and keeping it unpredictable. I can see it going either way

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:22 PM
Sup, is it any good, I've been doing choirs.

Innovator
12-27-2007, 09:23 PM
when is Tracy gonna turn, its taking forever

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:24 PM
That crazy stalker get in here every time. Because you know they never tour and have free tv tapings. How could she ever afford to get in everytime?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:26 PM
The commentary is simply amazing tonight. Amazingly awful.

Innovator
12-27-2007, 09:27 PM
That crazy stalker get in here every time. Because you know they never tour and have free tv tapings. How could she ever afford to get in everytime?
with that logic IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE ITS SO BIZARRE

Innovator
12-27-2007, 09:27 PM
for those who missed the beginning, Senshi jobbed out to Judas Mesias

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:29 PM
I love those hard-hitting Tenay interviews

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:29 PM
for those who missed the beginning, Senshi jobbed out to Judas Mesias

I thought Senshi quit?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:32 PM
I know TNA can afford chairs, I just saw Booker T swinging on at Angle and Roode, so why does everyone sit on the floor in the back with Jeremy Borash?

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:33 PM
I know TNA can afford chairs, I just saw Booker T swinging on at Angle and Roode, so why does everyone sit on the floor in the back with Jeremy Borash?

JB likes cuddling

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:34 PM
for those who missed the beginning, Senshi jobbed out to Judas Mesias

While I wouldn't say I missed it, I didn't see.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:36 PM
I love the commersials where they say the return of the most innovative match in wrestling history about the Ultimate X match cause you know it hasn't been seen for a whole 2 months.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:36 PM
No one has been asking to see TNA live in Canada :roll:

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:38 PM
A bow and arrow bulldog tandem move? That is why the MCMG's are fun to watch?

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:38 PM
No one has been asking to see TNA live in Canada :roll:

Petey William's mom.

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:40 PM
MCMG ARE fun to watch.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:40 PM
Petey William's mom.

Maybeline Muclse's mother? Interesting, but that is hardly a fan base.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:40 PM
The Motor City Machine Guns are fun to watch because they remind me of Batista doing the machine gun dance. And nothing is more fun than that.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:40 PM
Maybeline Muclse's mother? Interesting, but that is hardly a fan base.

A guaranteed gate of 1.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:41 PM
MCMG ARE fun to watch.

Londrick is fun to watch. :mad:

Though that would be a good spot match, Londrick v MCMG

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:41 PM
I thought Senshi quit?

He came to an understanding with TNA. I don't think he's officially signed any contracts though.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:42 PM
He came to an understanding with TNA. I don't think he's officially signed any contracts though.

He understands he is going to job for money.

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:42 PM
Londrick is fun to watch. :mad:

Though that would be a good spot match, Londrick v MCMG

MCMG are the Londrick of TNA, and I agree, that would be a great match. Hopefully Shelley and Sabin will wise up and leave TNA when their contracts are up.

Also, Tomko is the goods. I'm really liking his in-ring performances week in and week out.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:42 PM
Why the fuck is Eric Young out?

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:43 PM
A double pin? Is that legal? I don't know if I've ever seen that before.

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:44 PM
God I hate Eric Young.

I liked him when he was the comedy-guy for Team Canada, but EVERYTHING he has done since then has done nothing but annoy the ever loving shit out of me.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:45 PM
Did Corny just make a fat joke?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:46 PM
God I hate Eric Young.

I liked him when he was the comedy-guy for Team Canada, but EVERYTHING he has done since then has done nothing but annoy the ever loving shit out of me.

Agreed.

6to1
12-27-2007, 09:46 PM
Wait, since when did Christian become #1 Contender? Isn't it technically Petey Williams?

i think pete has like a rip off of money in the bank he can use it any time he wants

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:47 PM
This goes without saying, but Johnny Devine should NOT be carrying around the X-Division Title when Jay Lethal is the actual champion.

Also, Angelina Love is so fucking hot.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:48 PM
I want a double deep pizza.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:49 PM
This goes without saying, but Johnny Devine should NOT be carrying around the X-Division Title when Jay Lethal is the actual champion.

Also, Angelina Love is so fucking hot.

It's kinda like when Raven stole the US Title from DDP. Except that angle was awesome.

And yes, Angelina Love is so fucking hot.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:49 PM
i think pete has like a rip off of money in the bank he can use it any time he wants

That brings up another point, why is Johnny Divine still holding the X-Div title when Stiener is the #1 conteder for it. He should be handing the right back over to Jay Lethal before Stiener comes after him simply because he is holding the belt.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:50 PM
You know, Awesome Kong is bigger than Samoa Joe.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:52 PM
You know, Awesome Kong is bigger than Samoa Joe.

Is that possible?

6to1
12-27-2007, 09:52 PM
That brings up another point, why is Johnny Divine still holding the X-Div title when Stiener is the #1 conteder for it. He should be handing the right back over to Jay Lethal before Stiener comes after him simply because he is holding the belt.

yea we do better then the tna writers i want to see scott go around an say wheres my belt

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:52 PM
That brings up another point, why is Johnny Divine still holding the X-Div title when Stiener is the #1 conteder for it. He should be handing the right back over to Jay Lethal before Stiener comes after him simply because he is holding the belt.

That would actually be a funny angle for them to do. Unfortunately it would be clever, and TNA doesn't do that.


TNA: "We don't do that."

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:53 PM
ODB is a man. I saw her adam's apple. Er, his adam's apple.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:53 PM
I love how the Knockout Belt is basically a toy replica of a real belt.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:54 PM
ODB is a man. I saw her adam's apple. Er, his adam's apple.

I'm still confused as to what ODB's gimmick is... is she an alcoholic? A man? Homeless?

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:55 PM
Don West: Master of the Segue.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 09:56 PM
Whoa wait, what's with that ref? I thought he was Kurt Angle for a second.

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:57 PM
Gail Kim is the goods.

Fox
12-27-2007, 09:58 PM
it's Mark "Slick" Johnson baby.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 09:58 PM
Why is Gail Kim in a match, when she is champion, and the #1 contender is not?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:00 PM
Also, why hasn't the Big Bad Booty Daddy cashed in his title shot? He doesn't wait for nothing.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:01 PM
I like Matt Morgan.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:01 PM
i really like matt morgan in this role. he's doing a good job playing the straight man to Cornette's loud personality and i think it might eventually lead up to a good run as a heavyweight in TNA.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:02 PM
Man, PLEASE let Samoa Joe walk out and never come back again

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:02 PM
player!

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:02 PM
Yeah, I don't remember much of Matt Morgan in WWE, but he's fun to watch with what he's given in TNA.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:05 PM
i wish that the majority of people would vote the "new mountain dew" to be something like "Dog Piss" or "Horse Vaginal Secretion," just to shake things up in the world.

it'll end up being something gay like "Extreme Blueberry Strawberry Watermelon"

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:06 PM
omg there should NOT be a sit-down interview with Abyss unless it ends with him setting Mike Tenay on fire.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:06 PM
Yeah, I don't remember much of Matt Morgan in WWE, but he's fun to watch with what he's given in TNA.

All I remeber is he was on a team with Lesnar, Nathan Jones, Big Show, and A-Train for Survior Series.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:07 PM
omg there should NOT be a sit-down interview with Abyss unless it ends with him setting Mike Tenay on fire.

At least Kane's name is still just Kane. I guess techincally it is Kane Bearer.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:09 PM
ABYSS: "I'm GAAAAAAY!! RAAAAWWWR!!! Are you happy now?! You pushed and you pushed and now you know! I'm GAY!"

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:10 PM
Prime Time Elix Skipper? Is this guy like a third-rate Shelton Benjamin?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:10 PM
Prime Time v Samoa Joe? Who booked that? Why would Joe even need to fight Elix?

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:10 PM
i smell a squash

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:10 PM
ABYSS: "I'm GAAAAAAY!! RAAAAWWWR!!! Are you happy now?! You pushed and you pushed and now you know! I'm GAY!"

That's the best possible ending to this angle

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:11 PM
Also, a better question, is why would Elix come out to job to Joe?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:13 PM
Joe is probably pissed off because Awesome Kong ate all his cheeseburgers and there is nothing he can do about it. Not because of TNA's no man on woman violence. But because Kong would kick the shit out of him.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:14 PM
So now Joe's fat, greedy, and stealing Steiner's gimmick?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:16 PM
Eric sounds like he has been chain smoking and sucking dick nonstop.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:17 PM
So now Joe's fat, greedy, and stealing Steiner's gimmick?

It's almost like they're trying to make him into a Stone Cold-type anti-hero. He's really just coming off as an asshole.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:19 PM
Stone Cold never bitched about not getting paid. He fought against the corprate mold.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:21 PM
Who flexes on Stiener? Seriously. Is Petey retarded.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:22 PM
Dustin needs to go back to WWE and beat up his little brother and be all gold and sprakly and say some crazy funny shit.

Innovator
12-27-2007, 10:23 PM
dustin looks like shit

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:25 PM
Finally, Nash is on tv. But AJ is talking. And now he is cutting Nash off?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:26 PM
Latino world order. lol

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:27 PM
There are no friends in the business, unless you count the Kliq.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:28 PM
Latino world order. lol

That was the shit. It gave El Dandy and Silver King the push they so deserved.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:29 PM
And for the record, I WASN'T fooled by his stocky physique.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:31 PM
And for the record, I WASN'T fooled by his stocky physique.

What?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:32 PM
TNA doesn't make me laugh or cry, they way they want me to.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:34 PM
went on a taco bell run.

did i miss Nash? that's like the whole reason i tuned in tonight.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:35 PM
went on a taco bell run.

did i miss Nash? that's like the whole reason i tuned in tonight.

Yes. And you didn't get me anything taco bell. You are now on my shit list.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:35 PM
tracy needs to hotten it up a little bit.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:36 PM
Stalkers are NEVER that hot.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:36 PM
Yes. And you didn't get me anything taco bell. You are now on my shit list.

what are you talking about? i got you 20 packets of Hot Sauce with the cute little phrases on them and a spork, just like you asked for.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:37 PM
All of TNA's entertance videos are the same and gay.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:37 PM
eric young?

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:37 PM
You know, I would mark out bigtime if Stevie Ray comes out.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:38 PM
what are you talking about? i got you 20 packets of Hot Sauce with the cute little phrases on them and a spork, just like you asked for.

I wanted soft tacos and bean burritos to put them on. You can use the spork to eat my ass.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:38 PM
All of TNA's entertance videos are the same and gay.

Angle's got a good entrance, but only when he does the whole American flag thing with the lights and the riser onto the stage.

everyone else's is GENERIC MUSIC 1 - 70

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:39 PM
I wanted soft tacos and bean burritos to put them on. You can use the spork to eat my ass.

Wouldn't that hurt?

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:40 PM
I wanted soft tacos and bean burritos to put them on. You can use the spork to eat my ass.

Is a spork a realistic tool to use to eat ass? I would not know. Please tell me.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:41 PM
this makes no sense at all.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:41 PM
Ooooooh I wanted Stevie Ray :(

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:42 PM
it does, but its just a lame way to go. why is kurt angle involved in booker t's feud too?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:42 PM
it does, but its just a lame way to go. why is kurt angle involved in booker t's feud too?

Isn't Roode part of the Angle Alliance?

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:44 PM
i'm not sure.

angle needs some real wrestling boots though. those little white amateur shoes are bothering me.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:44 PM
You notice that there is a decision to be made by the end of every TNA lately? And none of them are worth a damn.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:44 PM
Wouldn't that hurt?

No

Is a spork a realistic tool to use to eat ass? I would not know. Please tell me.

Yes, to being realistic.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:45 PM
You notice that there is a decision to be made by the end of every TNA lately? And none of them are worth a damn.

Every week, it's a decision to be made that is never actually made, and put off until the next week.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:46 PM
they really need to edit their commercials-to-segments better. their timing kills the feel for all of their angles.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:47 PM
I have no idea why I watch TNa, other than nothing better to do. I'm glad I've never given them a dime.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:47 PM
taco bell sure knows how to roll some beans, cheese and onions into a burrito. my god.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:48 PM
How the fuck do they have commersial breaks in every match?

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:48 PM
I have no idea why I watch TNa, other than nothing better to do. I'm glad I've never given them a dime.

i watch it because i love wrestling; even bad wrestling, in some morbid sense.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:48 PM
taco bell sure knows how to roll some beans, cheese and onions into a burrito. my god.

Now I want that cheesy crunchy gordita thing.

Innovator
12-27-2007, 10:49 PM
cheesy gordita crunches > tna

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:49 PM
i watch it because i love wrestling; even bad wrestling, in some morbid sense.

It is kinda like sex? Even bad sex is good? So even bad wrestlong is good.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:49 PM
did don west just tell AJ to "grow you some balls and make a decision?"

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:50 PM
Holy fuck, the unprettier? When is that last time that actaully worked?

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:51 PM
It is kinda like sex? Even bad sex is good? So even bad wrestlong is good.

you ever had a girl fart on you in the middle of already not-so-exciting sex?

nothing good about that.

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:51 PM
Angle would make a good slave driver.

owenbrown
12-27-2007, 10:51 PM
I am just waiting on next week's "leaked script" edition :lol:

Innovator
12-27-2007, 10:51 PM
Holy fuck, the unprettier? When is that last time that actaully worked?
About as long as the last time AJ hit the Styles Clash

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:52 PM
Hey AJ, remeber when you were champion, and not retard second banana?

Innovator
12-27-2007, 10:52 PM
Only way this ends is when AJ mans up and chooses neither

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:52 PM
you ever had a girl fart on you in the middle of already not-so-exciting sex?

nothing good about that.

Ewww, no.

Innovator
12-27-2007, 10:53 PM
Did they cut away 3 minutes early as AJ was grabbing the mics?

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:53 PM
Every week, it's a decision to be made that is never actually made, and put off until the next week.

So dead on it's unbelievable. Did you read the spoilers?

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:54 PM
So dead on it's unbelievable. Did you read the spoilers?

Unfortunately I don't need to :|

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:55 PM
All in all a pretty crappy show. Other than MCMG vs. Tomko/Styles, nothing really of note, and even that match was the same stuff we've seen from both of these teams in the past.

They need at least a couple solid matches w/o run-ins and bullshit every week. They've got 2 fucking hours, it's not like Kurt Angle couldn't afford to lose a few minutes of screen time.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:56 PM
I was actually thinking as the night went on, they aren't gonna have his decision, but then somehow release it on TNA Mobile. And given the ending, that's not too far-fetched.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:56 PM
All in all a pretty crappy show. Other than MCMG vs. Tomko/Styles, nothing really of note, and even that match was the same stuff we've seen from both of these teams in the past.

They need at least a couple solid matches w/o run-ins and bullshit every week. They've got 2 fucking hours, it's not like Kurt Angle couldn't afford to lose a few minutes of screen time.

They have always needed singles matches with out run ins. But no, it has to be clusterfucks with run ins.

DarKCentaur
12-27-2007, 10:57 PM
They have always needed singles matches with out run ins. But no, it has to be clusterfucks with run ins.

THIS IS TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION

Fox
12-27-2007, 10:58 PM
Silva/Iceman is gonna be hot.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 10:59 PM
TNA should let me book for them.

Fox
12-27-2007, 11:02 PM
So Kevin Nash can job out all the guys under 40?

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 11:03 PM
So Kevin Nash can job out all the guys under 40?

Actaully I would going to have Stiener job out the X-Division because he doesn't know or really care who is actually champion.

Fox
12-27-2007, 11:07 PM
meh. the X-Division has lost its meaning in a very short amount of time.

BigDaddyCool
12-27-2007, 11:08 PM
meh. the X-Division has lost its meaning in a very short amount of time.

Which is why they might as well job to stiener.

Fox
12-27-2007, 11:18 PM
nash > steiner.

Dorkchop
12-28-2007, 01:36 AM
I didn't really like this show. I even missed the last half an hour so I could do things with my girlfriend. Eric Young was pretty funny though, but this can only go on for so long.

I'm surprised that the one thing TNA has done consistently right is the womens' division at the moment. I like that all the knockouts are pretty different from each other. What the fuck is ODB supposed to be though?

Skippord
12-28-2007, 07:25 AM
Skippords thoughts on TNA's knockouts

ODB - I'm pretty sure its a dude
Awesome Kong - The only way she will ever get laid is if she commits female rape(which she could easily do)
Ms. Jackie - Circus tits
Roxxi Laveaux - I really really want to have sex with her, she is hot as fuck to me
Angelina Love - Also hot as fuck
Velvet Sky - See above, also the rope goes up her ass during their enterance
Gail Kim - Better wrestler then 90% of TNA's roster

BigDaddyCool
12-28-2007, 01:46 PM
nash > steiner.

I would still build the show around those 2. Both are great and mostly for all the wrong reasons.