TNA Impact! thread (12/27)

[Fox]

This Thursday night, December 27, TNA Wrestling returns to SpikeTV with two hours of Total Nonstop Action as the final countdown begins to the January 6 "Final Resolution" Pay-Per-View event.

- Among the bouts you will witness will include the TNA World Tag Team Champions in action as AJ Styles and Tomko will battle Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, the Motor City Machine Guns!

- Plus, AJ Styles has a decision to make - will he side with Kurt Angle or Christian Cage as their World Championship match at Final Resolution draws closer?

- In addition, this Thursday night, it will be Booker T stepping into the TNA ring to battle his latest rival Robert Roode! These two have been at each other's throats since Booker came to TNA. This Thursday night, they'll battle for the first time in singles action.

- Also this Thursday, witness the in-ring return of the maniacal Judas Mesias!

- The ladies of TNA will be in action in a six-women bout with Roxxi Laveaux, Jackie Moore and ODB taking on TNA Women's Champion Gail Kim and the tandem of Velvet Sky and Angelina Love!

- Plus, the broadcast will feature review of 2007 in Total Nonstop Action - including the memorable moments, best matches and more!

All this and much more this Thursday night on "iMPACT!" on SpikeTV - including news and updates on the Final Resolution Pay-Per-View event!


I'm liking this Christian/Angle/AJ angle they've got going right now.

[DarKCentaur]

I just tuned in... did anything important happen in the first 10 minutes?

[DarKCentaur]

That is to say, how many angles started/ended?

[Fox]

There was an AJ/Tomko skit where they argued about AJ making his decision on who to join, Senshi versus Judas, and then Kurt and his wife had a little segment.

Nothing to write home about yet.

[Fox]

heres comes the instant classic.

[DarKCentaur]

Wait, since when did Christian become #1 Contender? Isn't it technically Petey Williams?

[DarKCentaur]

Oh God, "What" chants?? This isn't RAW

[Fox]

Who the hell knows who the #1 contenders are anymore.

[Fox]

lol "3, I had 3, World Titles"

[DarKCentaur]

lol "3, I had 3, World Titles"

Double LOL to "Even though it was years before I came here, I'm just gonna throw it out there, it's because of me" :rofl:

[Fox]

lol this is so childish and great.

[Fox]

omg @ that bike crash

[DarKCentaur]

This is a really good angle, they're really drawing it out and keeping it unpredictable. I can see it going either way

[BigDaddyCool]

Sup, is it any good, I've been doing choirs.

[Innovator]

when is Tracy gonna turn, its taking forever

[BigDaddyCool]

That crazy stalker get in here every time. Because you know they never tour and have free tv tapings. How could she ever afford to get in everytime?

[BigDaddyCool]

The commentary is simply amazing tonight. Amazingly awful.

[Innovator]

That crazy stalker get in here every time. Because you know they never tour and have free tv tapings. How could she ever afford to get in everytime?
with that logic IT HAS TO MAKE SENSE ITS SO BIZARRE

[Innovator]

for those who missed the beginning, Senshi jobbed out to Judas Mesias

[DarKCentaur]

I love those hard-hitting Tenay interviews

[DarKCentaur]

for those who missed the beginning, Senshi jobbed out to Judas Mesias

I thought Senshi quit?

[BigDaddyCool]

I know TNA can afford chairs, I just saw Booker T swinging on at Angle and Roode, so why does everyone sit on the floor in the back with Jeremy Borash?

[DarKCentaur]

I know TNA can afford chairs, I just saw Booker T swinging on at Angle and Roode, so why does everyone sit on the floor in the back with Jeremy Borash?

JB likes cuddling

[BigDaddyCool]

for those who missed the beginning, Senshi jobbed out to Judas Mesias

While I wouldn't say I missed it, I didn't see.

[BigDaddyCool]

I love the commersials where they say the return of the most innovative match in wrestling history about the Ultimate X match cause you know it hasn't been seen for a whole 2 months.

[BigDaddyCool]

No one has been asking to see TNA live in Canada :roll:

[BigDaddyCool]

A bow and arrow bulldog tandem move? That is why the MCMG's are fun to watch?

[DarKCentaur]

No one has been asking to see TNA live in Canada :roll:

Petey William's mom.

[Fox]

MCMG ARE fun to watch.

[BigDaddyCool]

Petey William's mom.

Maybeline Muclse's mother? Interesting, but that is hardly a fan base.

[DarKCentaur]

The Motor City Machine Guns are fun to watch because they remind me of Batista doing the machine gun dance. And nothing is more fun than that.

[DarKCentaur]

Maybeline Muclse's mother? Interesting, but that is hardly a fan base.

A guaranteed gate of 1.

[BigDaddyCool]

MCMG ARE fun to watch.

Londrick is fun to watch. :mad:

Though that would be a good spot match, Londrick v MCMG

[Fox]

I thought Senshi quit?

He came to an understanding with TNA. I don't think he's officially signed any contracts though.

[BigDaddyCool]

He came to an understanding with TNA. I don't think he's officially signed any contracts though.

He understands he is going to job for money.

[Fox]

Londrick is fun to watch. :mad:

Though that would be a good spot match, Londrick v MCMG

MCMG are the Londrick of TNA, and I agree, that would be a great match. Hopefully Shelley and Sabin will wise up and leave TNA when their contracts are up.

Also, Tomko is the goods. I'm really liking his in-ring performances week in and week out.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why the fuck is Eric Young out?

[Fox]

A double pin? Is that legal? I don't know if I've ever seen that before.

[Fox]

God I hate Eric Young.

I liked him when he was the comedy-guy for Team Canada, but EVERYTHING he has done since then has done nothing but annoy the ever loving shit out of me.

[BigDaddyCool]

Did Corny just make a fat joke?

[BigDaddyCool]

God I hate Eric Young.

I liked him when he was the comedy-guy for Team Canada, but EVERYTHING he has done since then has done nothing but annoy the ever loving shit out of me.

Agreed.

[6to1]

Wait, since when did Christian become #1 Contender? Isn't it technically Petey Williams?

i think pete has like a rip off of money in the bank he can use it any time he wants

[Fox]

This goes without saying, but Johnny Devine should NOT be carrying around the X-Division Title when Jay Lethal is the actual champion.

Also, Angelina Love is so fucking hot.

[DarKCentaur]

I want a double deep pizza.

[DarKCentaur]

This goes without saying, but Johnny Devine should NOT be carrying around the X-Division Title when Jay Lethal is the actual champion.

Also, Angelina Love is so fucking hot.

It's kinda like when Raven stole the US Title from DDP. Except that angle was awesome.

And yes, Angelina Love is so fucking hot.

[BigDaddyCool]

i think pete has like a rip off of money in the bank he can use it any time he wants

That brings up another point, why is Johnny Divine still holding the X-Div title when Stiener is the #1 conteder for it. He should be handing the right back over to Jay Lethal before Stiener comes after him simply because he is holding the belt.

[BigDaddyCool]

You know, Awesome Kong is bigger than Samoa Joe.

[DarKCentaur]

You know, Awesome Kong is bigger than Samoa Joe.

Is that possible?

[6to1]

That brings up another point, why is Johnny Divine still holding the X-Div title when Stiener is the #1 conteder for it. He should be handing the right back over to Jay Lethal before Stiener comes after him simply because he is holding the belt.

yea we do better then the tna writers i want to see scott go around an say wheres my belt

[Fox]

That brings up another point, why is Johnny Divine still holding the X-Div title when Stiener is the #1 conteder for it. He should be handing the right back over to Jay Lethal before Stiener comes after him simply because he is holding the belt.

That would actually be a funny angle for them to do. Unfortunately it would be clever, and TNA doesn't do that.


TNA: "We don't do that."

[Fox]

ODB is a man. I saw her adam's apple. Er, his adam's apple.

[DarKCentaur]

I love how the Knockout Belt is basically a toy replica of a real belt.

[DarKCentaur]

ODB is a man. I saw her adam's apple. Er, his adam's apple.

I'm still confused as to what ODB's gimmick is... is she an alcoholic? A man? Homeless?

[DarKCentaur]

Don West: Master of the Segue.

[DarKCentaur]

Whoa wait, what's with that ref? I thought he was Kurt Angle for a second.

[Fox]

Gail Kim is the goods.

[Fox]

it's Mark "Slick" Johnson baby.

[BigDaddyCool]

Why is Gail Kim in a match, when she is champion, and the #1 contender is not?

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, why hasn't the Big Bad Booty Daddy cashed in his title shot? He doesn't wait for nothing.

[BigDaddyCool]

I like Matt Morgan.

[Fox]

i really like matt morgan in this role. he's doing a good job playing the straight man to Cornette's loud personality and i think it might eventually lead up to a good run as a heavyweight in TNA.

[DarKCentaur]

Man, PLEASE let Samoa Joe walk out and never come back again

[Fox]

player!

[DarKCentaur]

Yeah, I don't remember much of Matt Morgan in WWE, but he's fun to watch with what he's given in TNA.

[Fox]

i wish that the majority of people would vote the "new mountain dew" to be something like "Dog Piss" or "Horse Vaginal Secretion," just to shake things up in the world.

it'll end up being something gay like "Extreme Blueberry Strawberry Watermelon"

[Fox]

omg there should NOT be a sit-down interview with Abyss unless it ends with him setting Mike Tenay on fire.

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, I don't remember much of Matt Morgan in WWE, but he's fun to watch with what he's given in TNA.

All I remeber is he was on a team with Lesnar, Nathan Jones, Big Show, and A-Train for Survior Series.

[BigDaddyCool]

omg there should NOT be a sit-down interview with Abyss unless it ends with him setting Mike Tenay on fire.

At least Kane's name is still just Kane. I guess techincally it is Kane Bearer.

[Fox]

ABYSS: "I'm GAAAAAAY!! RAAAAWWWR!!! Are you happy now?! You pushed and you pushed and now you know! I'm GAY!"

[DarKCentaur]

Prime Time Elix Skipper? Is this guy like a third-rate Shelton Benjamin?

[BigDaddyCool]

Prime Time v Samoa Joe? Who booked that? Why would Joe even need to fight Elix?

[Fox]

i smell a squash

[DarKCentaur]

ABYSS: "I'm GAAAAAAY!! RAAAAWWWR!!! Are you happy now?! You pushed and you pushed and now you know! I'm GAY!"

That's the best possible ending to this angle

[BigDaddyCool]

Also, a better question, is why would Elix come out to job to Joe?

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe is probably pissed off because Awesome Kong ate all his cheeseburgers and there is nothing he can do about it. Not because of TNA's no man on woman violence. But because Kong would kick the shit out of him.

[BigDaddyCool]

So now Joe's fat, greedy, and stealing Steiner's gimmick?

[BigDaddyCool]

Eric sounds like he has been chain smoking and sucking dick nonstop.

[DarKCentaur]

So now Joe's fat, greedy, and stealing Steiner's gimmick?

It's almost like they're trying to make him into a Stone Cold-type anti-hero. He's really just coming off as an asshole.

[BigDaddyCool]

Stone Cold never bitched about not getting paid. He fought against the corprate mold.

[BigDaddyCool]

Who flexes on Stiener? Seriously. Is Petey retarded.

[BigDaddyCool]

Dustin needs to go back to WWE and beat up his little brother and be all gold and sprakly and say some crazy funny shit.

[Innovator]

dustin looks like shit

[BigDaddyCool]

Finally, Nash is on tv. But AJ is talking. And now he is cutting Nash off?

[BigDaddyCool]

Latino world order. lol

[BigDaddyCool]

There are no friends in the business, unless you count the Kliq.

[DarKCentaur]

Latino world order. lol

That was the shit. It gave El Dandy and Silver King the push they so deserved.

[DarKCentaur]

And for the record, I WASN'T fooled by his stocky physique.

[BigDaddyCool]

And for the record, I WASN'T fooled by his stocky physique.

What?

[BigDaddyCool]

TNA doesn't make me laugh or cry, they way they want me to.

[Fox]

went on a taco bell run.

did i miss Nash? that's like the whole reason i tuned in tonight.

[BigDaddyCool]

went on a taco bell run.

did i miss Nash? that's like the whole reason i tuned in tonight.

Yes. And you didn't get me anything taco bell. You are now on my shit list.

[Fox]

tracy needs to hotten it up a little bit.

[DarKCentaur]

Stalkers are NEVER that hot.

[Fox]

Yes. And you didn't get me anything taco bell. You are now on my shit list.

what are you talking about? i got you 20 packets of Hot Sauce with the cute little phrases on them and a spork, just like you asked for.

[BigDaddyCool]

All of TNA's entertance videos are the same and gay.

[Fox]

eric young?

[DarKCentaur]

You know, I would mark out bigtime if Stevie Ray comes out.

[BigDaddyCool]

what are you talking about? i got you 20 packets of Hot Sauce with the cute little phrases on them and a spork, just like you asked for.

I wanted soft tacos and bean burritos to put them on. You can use the spork to eat my ass.

[Fox]

All of TNA's entertance videos are the same and gay.

Angle's got a good entrance, but only when he does the whole American flag thing with the lights and the riser onto the stage.

everyone else's is GENERIC MUSIC 1 - 70

[DarKCentaur]

I wanted soft tacos and bean burritos to put them on. You can use the spork to eat my ass.

Wouldn't that hurt?

[Fox]

I wanted soft tacos and bean burritos to put them on. You can use the spork to eat my ass.

Is a spork a realistic tool to use to eat ass? I would not know. Please tell me.

[Fox]

this makes no sense at all.

[DarKCentaur]

Ooooooh I wanted Stevie Ray :(

[Fox]

it does, but its just a lame way to go. why is kurt angle involved in booker t's feud too?

[BigDaddyCool]

it does, but its just a lame way to go. why is kurt angle involved in booker t's feud too?

Isn't Roode part of the Angle Alliance?

[Fox]

i'm not sure.

angle needs some real wrestling boots though. those little white amateur shoes are bothering me.

[BigDaddyCool]

You notice that there is a decision to be made by the end of every TNA lately? And none of them are worth a damn.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wouldn't that hurt?

No

Is a spork a realistic tool to use to eat ass? I would not know. Please tell me.

Yes, to being realistic.

[DarKCentaur]

You notice that there is a decision to be made by the end of every TNA lately? And none of them are worth a damn.

Every week, it's a decision to be made that is never actually made, and put off until the next week.

[Fox]

they really need to edit their commercials-to-segments better. their timing kills the feel for all of their angles.

[BigDaddyCool]

I have no idea why I watch TNa, other than nothing better to do. I'm glad I've never given them a dime.

[Fox]

taco bell sure knows how to roll some beans, cheese and onions into a burrito. my god.

[BigDaddyCool]

How the fuck do they have commersial breaks in every match?

[Fox]

I have no idea why I watch TNa, other than nothing better to do. I'm glad I've never given them a dime.

i watch it because i love wrestling; even bad wrestling, in some morbid sense.

[BigDaddyCool]

taco bell sure knows how to roll some beans, cheese and onions into a burrito. my god.

Now I want that cheesy crunchy gordita thing.

[Innovator]

cheesy gordita crunches > tna

[BigDaddyCool]

i watch it because i love wrestling; even bad wrestling, in some morbid sense.

It is kinda like sex? Even bad sex is good? So even bad wrestlong is good.

[Fox]

did don west just tell AJ to "grow you some balls and make a decision?"

[BigDaddyCool]

Holy fuck, the unprettier? When is that last time that actaully worked?

[Fox]

It is kinda like sex? Even bad sex is good? So even bad wrestlong is good.

you ever had a girl fart on you in the middle of already not-so-exciting sex?

nothing good about that.

[Fox]

Angle would make a good slave driver.

[owenbrown]

I am just waiting on next week's "leaked script" edition :lol:

[Innovator]

Holy fuck, the unprettier? When is that last time that actaully worked?
About as long as the last time AJ hit the Styles Clash

[BigDaddyCool]

Hey AJ, remeber when you were champion, and not retard second banana?

[Innovator]

Only way this ends is when AJ mans up and chooses neither

[BigDaddyCool]

you ever had a girl fart on you in the middle of already not-so-exciting sex?

nothing good about that.

Ewww, no.

[Innovator]

Did they cut away 3 minutes early as AJ was grabbing the mics?

[Fox]

Every week, it's a decision to be made that is never actually made, and put off until the next week.

So dead on it's unbelievable. Did you read the spoilers?

[DarKCentaur]

So dead on it's unbelievable. Did you read the spoilers?

Unfortunately I don't need to :|

[Fox]

All in all a pretty crappy show. Other than MCMG vs. Tomko/Styles, nothing really of note, and even that match was the same stuff we've seen from both of these teams in the past.

They need at least a couple solid matches w/o run-ins and bullshit every week. They've got 2 fucking hours, it's not like Kurt Angle couldn't afford to lose a few minutes of screen time.

[DarKCentaur]

I was actually thinking as the night went on, they aren't gonna have his decision, but then somehow release it on TNA Mobile. And given the ending, that's not too far-fetched.

[BigDaddyCool]

All in all a pretty crappy show. Other than MCMG vs. Tomko/Styles, nothing really of note, and even that match was the same stuff we've seen from both of these teams in the past.

They need at least a couple solid matches w/o run-ins and bullshit every week. They've got 2 fucking hours, it's not like Kurt Angle couldn't afford to lose a few minutes of screen time.

They have always needed singles matches with out run ins. But no, it has to be clusterfucks with run ins.

[DarKCentaur]

They have always needed singles matches with out run ins. But no, it has to be clusterfucks with run ins.

THIS IS TOTAL NONSTOP ACTION

[Fox]

Silva/Iceman is gonna be hot.

[BigDaddyCool]

TNA should let me book for them.

[Fox]

So Kevin Nash can job out all the guys under 40?

[BigDaddyCool]

So Kevin Nash can job out all the guys under 40?

Actaully I would going to have Stiener job out the X-Division because he doesn't know or really care who is actually champion.

[Fox]

meh. the X-Division has lost its meaning in a very short amount of time.

[BigDaddyCool]

meh. the X-Division has lost its meaning in a very short amount of time.

Which is why they might as well job to stiener.

[Fox]

nash > steiner.

[Dorkchop]

I didn't really like this show. I even missed the last half an hour so I could do things with my girlfriend. Eric Young was pretty funny though, but this can only go on for so long.

I'm surprised that the one thing TNA has done consistently right is the womens' division at the moment. I like that all the knockouts are pretty different from each other. What the fuck is ODB supposed to be though?

[Skippord]

Skippords thoughts on TNA's knockouts

ODB - I'm pretty sure its a dude
Awesome Kong - The only way she will ever get laid is if she commits female rape(which she could easily do)
Ms. Jackie - Circus tits
Roxxi Laveaux - I really really want to have sex with her, she is hot as fuck to me
Angelina Love - Also hot as fuck
Velvet Sky - See above, also the rope goes up her ass during their enterance
Gail Kim - Better wrestler then 90% of TNA's roster

[BigDaddyCool]

nash > steiner.

I would still build the show around those 2. Both are great and mostly for all the wrong reasons.