IGN Boards: Biggest Fanboys On Earth

[Kalyx triaD]

I was surfin around and God... Those guys are terrible. There's a thread that's celebrating the fact that MGS4 will remain PS3 exclusive. Where do this guys come from?

[Kane Knight]

Yeah, that's different from just about every other game related site out there.

[Mr Regal]

People who are brand loyal in the video games world are either retarded children or the saddest bastards on the face of the planet...it deosn't even make sense.

[Kane Knight]

My system sells more than yours.

Yeah, well my system is more powerful! You might as well be playing tic tac toe!

Well, I have the better exclusives!

Those exclusives will come out for my system!

Nuh Uh! Your system can't match the power of my system well enough to do it!

Yuh huh! Your system has half the memory! It's only good for watching movies!

Your system breaks easily!

Your system's made by an evil corporation that's only out to make profit!
[The Universe implodes under the infinite mass of infinite irony]

[Kane Knight]

By the way, all that was paraphrasing one GameFAQs topic. I left out the names, as well as the points at which people were modded for calling each other fags and the idiocy of people screaming "fanboy" and "Xbot!"

You just can't make up arguments this stupid. Fiction has to be believable. These motherfuckers don't.

Especially anyone who can say with a straight face that the other guy's system is made by a corporation that's only in it for the cash, like Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft, Sega, Apple, Toshiba, or any other major corporation on the the planet isn't.

[Xero]

GameFAQs is worse.

[Fignuts]

lol was just in a thread with this guy complaining about people who are better than him. He says that pride is foolish, and if you are proud of anything you are a fool.

[Xero]

Is he proud of not being proud about anything?

[Fignuts]

He said he was "happy" to be going to school and learning guitar. Which is ridiculous, as if he feels happy about an accomplishment like learning a new song, or getting a good grade, then he is feeling pride. We tried to explain it to him, but alas, he was a blithering idiot.

[Kane Knight]

He said he was "happy" to be going to school and learning guitar. Which is ridiculous, as if he feels happy about an accomplishment like learning a new song, or getting a good grade, then he is feeling pride. We tried to explain it to him, but alas, he was a blithering idiot.

LOL. I could agree with him if he was talking excessive pride, but GOD DAMN.

[Xero]

From the sound of it, he wouldn't know what "excessive" meant.

[Dave Youell]

We do it on these boards!!!

Have you not seen the ROH/TNA/WWE debates, granted it's not with as much or a retarded approach, but still.

You get it with most places, the HD Vs Blue Ray deabtes on some forums are hilarious

[Kane Knight]

ROH/TNA/WWE debates are pretty fucking retarded to begin with.

[Xero]

CZW is the #3 promotion!

[Disturbed316]

I've pretty much given up on IGN/Gamespot/GameFAQs boards, just full of fanboys and retards

[Kane Knight]

I post on the RPG boards, and some of the baords are tolerable. Places like the boards for the SW/DW games (Minus the "OMG WTF RANMARU IS A GUY!!??" Topics). And sometimes there's information on the system boards. But yeah. Mostly tards, and I tend to avoid them. Except once in a while, I can't restist answering a stupid post.s