The Rock could come back, unify the titles, and take Jericho to a 5* HIAC match... [Archive]

Kane Knight

01-04-2008, 10:15 AM

...At WM 27.

I said "could," so it's all valid! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dave Youell

01-04-2008, 10:17 AM

And Benoit could do a run in at the end and embrace Rock and then take him back to the grave with him, this ruining Takers dead man gimmick

Xero

01-04-2008, 10:18 AM

John Cena could stop talking black.

Who am I kidding? That's not possible.

Kane Knight

01-04-2008, 10:20 AM

And Benoit could do a run in at the end and embrace Rock and then take him back to the grave with him, this ruining Takers dead man gimmick

Then Benoit could go to TNA, which would spur on the elusive boom period people are talking about, and TNA could decide to go head to head with Raw, promoting the first dead champion to actively defend his title.

Dave Youell

01-04-2008, 10:21 AM

The people who take opposite sides on the Montreal incident could agree to disagree and move on, or could all just agree that Bret was in the wrong :shifty:

JT

01-04-2008, 11:11 AM

***Board Meeting for TNA***

VINCE RUSSO: I got an idea...we can make Benoit our World Champion. With his current notorious status, he'll make us the hottest thing in wrestling.

JEFF JARRET: Yea...but Benoit is dead.

VINCE RUSSO: Well I just so happen to know where he's burried, and I got a shovel for Christmas :)...

JEFF JARRET: We can't just dig up a dead wrestler!

VINCE RUSSO: Sure we can...not like there is a law against signing a dead man.

JEFF JARRET: I'm sure there is...buuuut, it is another WWE star.

VINCE RUSSO: So should we do it?

JEFF JARRET: Yes, and while your at it...dig up Bam Bam Bigelow too. I need someone new to put me over. :y:

Kane Knight

01-04-2008, 11:51 AM

One week later on TPWW:

All signs point to a Chris Benoit return!

Fox

01-04-2008, 11:53 AM

If Chris Benoit came back he would have a strangle hold on the wrestling scene. He'd be the hottest commodity 'hanging around' out there.

Kane Knight

01-04-2008, 12:10 PM

If Chris Benoit came back he would have a strangle hold on the wrestling scene. He'd be the hottest commodity 'hanging around' out there.

And he'd have a good reason to go to TNA. He'd fit in, for one. How many times has a new TNA wrestler talked about how the WWE had buried them? Yeah, well Benoit just one up'd all you.

HeartBreakMan2k

01-04-2008, 12:11 PM

Sad thing is all of them could happen and 90% of wrestling would STILL suck.

Verbose Minch

01-04-2008, 05:34 PM

***Board Meeting for TNA***

VINCE RUSSO: I got an idea...we can make Benoit our World Champion. With his current notorious status, he'll make us the hottest thing in wrestling.

JEFF JARRET: Yea...but Benoit is dead.

VINCE RUSSO: Well I just so happen to know where he's burried, and I got a shovel for Christmas :)...

JEFF JARRET: We can't just dig up a dead wrestler!

VINCE RUSSO: Sure we can...not like there is a law against signing a dead man.

JEFF JARRET: I'm sure there is...buuuut, it is another WWE star.

VINCE RUSSO: So should we do it?

JEFF JARRET: Yes, and while your at it...dig up Bam Bam Bigelow too. I need someone new to put me over. :y:

It was okay, but fail. Benoit was cremated.

Volare

01-04-2008, 08:29 PM

Bring back Papa Shango and he'll raise Benoit from the dead...then Shango can controll him...carry this storyline to where Chavo Guerrero seaches for Benoit and battles him in an effort to bring peace to his soul. BAW GAWD HIS SOUL IS FREE! HIS SOUL! HIS SOUL! BENOIT! BENOIT!.....or whatever

Kane Knight

01-04-2008, 09:39 PM

It was okay, but fail. Benoit was cremated.

He said could, so it's valid!

El Fangel

01-04-2008, 11:49 PM

***Board Meeting for TNA***

VINCE RUSSO: I got an idea...we can make Benoit our World Champion. With his current notorious status, he'll make us the hottest thing in wrestling.

JEFF JARRET: Yea...but Benoit is dead.

VINCE RUSSO: Well I just so happen to know where he's burried, and I got a shovel for Christmas :)...

JEFF JARRET: We can't just dig up a dead wrestler!

VINCE RUSSO: Sure we can...not like there is a law against signing a dead man.

JEFF JARRET: I'm sure there is...buuuut, it is another WWE star.

VINCE RUSSO: So should we do it?

JEFF JARRET: Yes, and while your at it...dig up Bam Bam Bigelow too. I need someone new to put me over. :y:

One week later on TPWW:

All signs point to a Chris Benoit return!

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IC Champion

01-05-2008, 03:20 PM

...At WM 27.

I said "could," so it's all valid! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I agree.

The Lone Wolf

01-14-2008, 06:33 PM

First of all Jericho needs no help putting on a 5 star match it would be the rock that would need help.

Kane Knight

01-14-2008, 08:18 PM

First of all Jericho needs no help putting on a 5 star match it would be the rock that would need help.

First of all, I forgot I made this thread.

Second, if you got that far into the title, and that's the first flag that went up in your head...:nono: