The *BDCA* American gladiator thread 1/6/08

[BigDaddyCool]

Woot woot

[BigDaddyCool]

OMG, it is Hogan!!!! And Layla Ali!!!! And Hogan is already flexing

[BigDaddyCool]

The Awesome HELL-ga! :roll:

[Innovator]

Siren is hot

[thedamndest]

Did they try and give as much "character" to the contenders in the old one?

[BigDaddyCool]

Did they try and give as much "character" to the contenders in the old one?

I don't care, it is Gladitors!

[BigDaddyCool]

I wonder if WWE will ever have a run in with the Gladitors?

[BigDaddyCool]

Jesse is aleardy down.

[thedamndest]

WTF the blue bitch is down already?

[BigDaddyCool]

That looks like a Nash quad tear.

[thedamndest]

Looks like she won't be participating in the Eliminator.

[thedamndest]

Nah, she wasn't going to make a tag. That's a HHH quad tear, as powerball is the equivalent of a Double A Spinebuster.

[Innovator]

I'm waiting for the cross promotion with RAW

[thedamndest]

So is this like a reality show gig where everyone is competing to win over the course of however long this lasts?

[ClockShot]

KNIGHT RIDER!

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, it isn't a tear, she would be screaming in pain.

WFT, Knight Rider?

[thedamndest]

Knightrider remake, eh? Looks like I won't need to watch any NBC next month, as I TiVoed 1987.

[thedamndest]

SHUT THAT BITCH UP AND MOVE ON TO THE JOUST.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm waiting for the cross promotion with RAW

That is what I said.

[BigDaddyCool]

Chad Knight is a pro skater? I've never heard of him.

[BigDaddyCool]

Do they have special mean? Pffffffffffft.

[thedamndest]

BROTHER.

[thedamndest]

Holy shit @ Wolf Gladiator.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wolf looks rediculous.

[BigDaddyCool]

Toa is wearing a skirt.

[ClockShot]

Why is Powerball confined? I wanna see people go flying.

[BigDaddyCool]

I wanna see a nash lazy bomb on titan.

[thedamndest]

Real Men Wear Skirts.

[BigDaddyCool]

You know what Hulk, I'm an idoit.

[thedamndest]

Didn't they used to not wear helmets for Powerball?

[BigDaddyCool]

Great role model? Yeah it is a great role model of being injured.

[thedamndest]

Rehab physician? What is this, rejected WWE gimmicks?

[thedamndest]

Actually, she'll probably show up on Raw next week to take on Beth.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wooooooooooo, Joust, the only reason to watch.

[ClockShot]

Where's Larry Thompson when you need him?

[BigDaddyCool]

Wait, what is the one with the nerf guns, I love that one.

[thedamndest]

Assault.

[thedamndest]

That was Hawk's specialty.

[BigDaddyCool]

Assault.

I wanna do assault and joust. I would dominate.

[McLegend]

Don't fuck with Gina Carano

[BigDaddyCool]

Don't fuck with Gina Carano

Who?

[McLegend]

Crush, she is an MMA fighter

[ClockShot]

Holy shit they shrunk Hang Tough.

[thedamndest]

Looks like a well-regulated Militia.

[thedamndest]

He's the embodiment of the second amendment, he got guns.

[thedamndest]

Aw what the fuck.

[Innovator]

Someone test Wolf

[thedamndest]

Wolf (c) vs. HHH WM 24 in a Hang Tough Match.

[thedamndest]

Venus has some giant nipples.

[Innovator]

$20 says one gladiator will be a wrestler after the season

[thedamndest]

Kevin Nash Botch right there.

[BigDaddyCool]

That wasn't a body slam, it was a suplex

[BigDaddyCool]

So how long till TNA steals that earthquake match?

[thedamndest]

Man, that wasn't nearly as high up as it should have been.

[ClockShot]

Damn. Nice move.

[thedamndest]

Some Fury Cameltoe right there.

[Theo Dious]

I just want to point out that this has far more business being in the wrestling forum than ANY MMA or ROH topic. :y:

[Jura]

lol Furious cameltoe.

American Gladiator Fact: Toa is Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's cousin and also his stunt double in movies.

[thedamndest]

How is Chris Masters not a Gladiator?

[thedamndest]

Toa is also the mnemonic device for remembering how to find a tangent in a triangle.

[Jura]

This show is making me horny.

[ClockShot]

My god. Is there somebody behind the camera with cue cards or something?

[Jura]

If someone gets powerbombed or german suplexed all the way to the bottom I will mark out.

[thedamndest]

Toa just sounded like Umaga.

[BigDaddyCool]

Toa just sounded like Umaga.

Well they are related.

[Jura]

33 point lead lol.

[thedamndest]

Gimmick infringement.

[BigDaddyCool]

They should swim into the fire.

[BigDaddyCool]

Koya is cheating, she is black.

[Jura]

These girls are horrible.

[ClockShot]

They're like, dead.

[BigDaddyCool]

The contenders aren't even trying to psych out the gladitors.

[BigDaddyCool]

Ah snap! Venus wins!!!!

[ClockShot]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rof l::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::r ofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[McLegend]

Yeah this shit was fixed

[ClockShot]

ARE YOU READY?

[McLegend]

If not that has to be the biggest choke ever

[BigDaddyCool]

If not that has to be the biggest choke ever

That is like a jericho choke.

[Jura]

Really that escalator thing doesn't seem so hard. Maybe the hand bike but not the escalator.

[BigDaddyCool]

Really that escalator thing doesn't seem so hard. Maybe the hand bike but not the escalator.

You mean the tread mill?

[ClockShot]

Gladiatormanics. They just keep on coming.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wolf is getting annoying.

Titan is my fav.

[BigDaddyCool]

I wanna John Morrison abs in this.

[Jura]

Wolf is Ultimate Warrior's son.

[ClockShot]

:rofl:

[BigDaddyCool]

Wolf is Ultimate Warrior's son.

Warrior has a son?

[BigDaddyCool]

Are they allowed to suplex?

[BigDaddyCool]

Gladiator fact, BDC can beat them all up.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'm tired of all these fit people. They need BDC's fat ass to show them all up.

[Jura]

Warrior has a son?
I don't know. Wolf would be close though lol.

[BigDaddyCool]

Gladiator fact, BDC would accept a bq and possibly more from hellga.

[Jura]

I'm tired of all these fit people. They need BDC's fat ass to show them all up.
I'll try out but dressed as a woman. Sad part though is I'd still probably lose.

[BigDaddyCool]

I'll try out but dressed as a woman. Sad part though is I'd still probably lose.

I would go dressed as a man, cause I'm no gay.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, these bitches are way better than last time.

[thedamndest]

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<!-- start content --> Don Yates a.k.a. American Gladiators (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Gladiator) "Wolf" is the scariest person to ever walk the Earth (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Earth). He is scarier than Satan (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan). Oh My God!!!!

[Jura]

I would go dressed as a man, cause I'm no gay.
Aha but I'd be going at it with the women instead of the guys.

[thedamndest]

lol, shit.

[McLegend]

Really that escalator thing doesn't seem so hard. Maybe the hand bike but not the escalator.
Try doing that after all the shit you have all ready done.

[BigDaddyCool]

Aha but I'd be going at it with the women instead of the guys.

So you can roll down the mountain thing with Venom?

[BigDaddyCool]

I hate this little japs.

[BigDaddyCool]

I like Graybush.

[thedamndest]

Mayhem is fucking terrible at joust.

[BigDaddyCool]

Mayhem sucks ass.

[BigDaddyCool]

I wanna Layla Ali wet. ;)

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Huge disappointment...where the fuck is Larry Csonka?

[BigDaddyCool]

Gladiators counts as wrestling right?

[BigDaddyCool]

Huge disappointment...where the fuck is Larry Csonka?

Who?

[McLegend]

Huge disappointment...where the fuck is Larry Csonka?

I argee. Csonka 4life

[BigDaddyCool]

Woooooooooooo, Graybush Jeff!!!!!!

[thedamndest]

Justice looks like Shelton Benjamin juiced up.

[BigDaddyCool]

Assualt is the greatest of all events. I would dominate it. I'm awesome at nerf gun wars.

[BigDaddyCool]

Justice looks like Shelton Benjamin juiced up.

:shifty: Cause wrestlers don't juice. :shifty:

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Who?

Did you not watch the original show?

[BigDaddyCool]

Did you not watch the original show?

Yes, but I don't know anyones names. I watched it after cartoons on saturdays I think.

I remeber Global Guts better on Nick. "Lets got to the leader board with Mo!"

[McLegend]

Also Mike Adamle should be there to

[thedamndest]

Edit: Justice looks like somebody put Shelton Benjamin's head on Bobby Lashley's body.

[thedamndest]

I think the American justice system should resemble Assault.

[Jura]

I got a crush on Crush.

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[BigDaddyCool]

Gladiator fact. Crush can also give me a bj.

[McLegend]

lol these chick contestants are tougher then the Gladitors

[Jura]

Did i just see a Canadian Destroyer?

[BigDaddyCool]

Hahahaha, Hogan called a move right.

[BigDaddyCool]

Did i just see a Canadian Destroyer?

American Destroyer.

[BigDaddyCool]

That tiny jap has an advantage with wieght nothing.

[BigDaddyCool]

How many times did Hulk just say "brother," dude?

[BigDaddyCool]

One second is nothing.

[BigDaddyCool]

The handbike is a test of strenght to wieght ratio. Not upper body strength alone.

[BigDaddyCool]

Damn, the marine is wearing the crismon mask.

[Innovator]

Wow that girl busted herself open

[Jura]

American Gladiators vs Monday Night Raw

[thedamndest]

She bladed.

[Jeritron]

American Gladiators vs Monday Night Raw

Not really. NBC owns USA and that's why it's on from 8-9 before Raw starts. If anything, they're probably gonna share an audience from 8-11 every monday night. I bet there's people who tune in to Gladiators and then remember to check out Raw that night, or even people who are bored before Raw and remember to check out Gladiators. Aside from those possible benefits they give eachother, they're more than likely drawing in and appealing to the same demographic.

[FakeLaser]

I just want to say that this show is immense.

[FakeLaser]

Other observations:

Crush is fucking hot
Wolf is incredible
Spider Monkey for the win
Toa is also the man, LOLLLLLLLL at his chanting at the pyramid
Needs more Hogan. Hilarious interview at the end of the first eliminator. "THE SUN, THE MOON, THE STARS AND VENUS WERE ALL ALIGNED"
I love how random songs play when people fall in the water
The 14 year dude was annoying as hell
Mayhem is retarded but amazing

[Dragon]

Pretty great.

LOL @ when Spider Monkey kept getting flung off the pyramid.

[Corkscrewed]

The Pyramid was amazing. I seriously marked the fuck out when Wolf Canadian Destroyered that contestant to the bottom. Fucking hilarious. HI-LARIOUS!!

Crush is by far the hottest thing on the show.

Way to represent Asian!!! :D

The Eliminator is awesome. Travellator pwnz you. And you might think that's easy, but just remember they're doing it at the end of the run, when they're pretty damn exhausted from the cargo climb and hand stairs and pyramid climb.

Loved the blade job from The Marine. It's the closest we'll ever see Cena job (by association).

Justice is the same guy from Tough Enough. He cracks me up.

Wolf is the best gladiator by far. He's like a comic book character. He is amazing.

LMAO at two DQ wins in the joust during the second show. Stupid Mayhem. :lol:

Toa chanting was classic. Absolutely classic.

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In short, I'll be watching regularly. :D

[Boondock Saint]

Ehhh...it was good in a bad way, I guess. Not as good as the original.


But Crush is friggin' gorgeous. Dear god. The eliminator looks like a bitch and a half too. I'll keep watching prolly, especially for Crush. Venom was hot too.

[Dave Youell]

So they were all named after Marvel Villians or dead WWE wrestlers? Ok then!

Will have to youtube this later

[Theo Dious]

Needs more Hogan. Hilarious interview at the end of the first eliminator. "THE SUN, THE MOON, THE STARS AND VENUS WERE ALL ALIGNED"

Someone's been hanging out with Mr Warrior.

[BigDaddyCool]

Who moved this? Gladiator is wrestling. If we can talk about MMA in the wrestling forum, we can talk about American Gladiators.

They got Hogan, sounds like wrestling. They got a relative of the Rock and all of the Samoans in Toa, sounds like wrestling. Everyone is in spandex, sounds like wrestling. All the Gladiators are roided up and have fake names, sounds like wrestling. They have ludicrous rules and events and clusterfucks, sounds like TNA which is techincally wrestling.

Long story short, put this back in the wrestling forum. :mad:

[Skippord]

I would do terrible terrible horrible things to hook up with Crush

Unforgivable things

[Savio]

just saw a bit online WTF is up with all the different shots every 2.5 seconds? The Pyramid is also a lot smaller.

[ClockShot]

My thoughts.

Me too. Crush is hot.

The Assault made me almost cry. It's too tiny and I bet nobody will ever complete it. Dig throught the sand to find the arrow, carry the arrow to the crossbow, fire crossbow. Just a big waste. Just make it bigger, and just fire and go.

I don't care if Larry Thompson is 90 years old or dead, bring him back. That fat ref. doesn't cut it for me.

Hopefully both the men and women do the same event, instead of going random each time and each gender gotta do something completely different.



I'll probably keep watching. Be interesting how it plays out now in a regular time slot.

[Jura]

All of you stay away from my Crush. :foc:

[Innovator]

Gina Carano = amazing hot

[Savio]

OMG! ITS JUSTICE!!!!!!!!!!

Is tonights ep. a repeat?

[BigDaddyCool]

No, and there is another thread for tonight's.

[Crimson]

Jesus why doesn't UFC make a womens division and have Crush in a thong go in there and beat up other women. Siren is also purty hot

[Jura]

Jesus why doesn't UFC make a womens division and have Crush in a thong go in there and beat up other women. Siren is also purty hot
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[Crimson]

I know..that's my point. They could have someone like Carrano already who is amazingly hot. Carrano vs. Ali for the vacant women's title.

[Jeritron]

Crush needs a deal as a WWE diva/womens champ immediately

and Wolf needs to be IC champ

[Jeritron]

Gladiators being back is unreal