Official RAW Thread 1-07-2008: The Return of Raw Roulette

[KingofOldSchool]

JBL!

SaveUs_Wrestling.GOD

[RGWhat316]

Snitsky...IN HIGH DEFINITION!

It's a good thing I don't have HD yet.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wait, what's happening? Is Jericho facing JBL & Snitsky?

[Anybody Thrilla]

What the hell are they doing with Snitsky?

[KingofOldSchool]

Wait, what's happening? Is Jericho facing JBL & Snitsky?

Yeah.

[Londoner]

lol after all JBls own hype about him being a wrestling god, ill laugh so hard is he botches a move.

[Innovator]

Good to see JBL hitting the treadmill.....

[KingofOldSchool]

John Boobies Layfield.

[ClockShot]

Well. That ends that.

[Mr. Nerfect]

This would be a good time to make Jericho look like a million bucks by taking the fight to each man, and giving them a handful, but JBL gets the pin and gets high enough on a horse for Jericho to knock him off at the Rumble.

Snitsky is seriously a failure.

[Anybody Thrilla]

lol after all JBls own hype about him being a wrestling god, ill laugh so hard is he botches a move.

Nah, that's part of the character's allure. Like Simon Dean claiming to be a fitness guru.

[Innovator]

JBL has man boobs

[Hanso Amore]

JBL has man boobs

[Hanso Amore]

LOL
Same post, same time!

[SuperSlim]

I'm going back to the game...

[Mr. Nerfect]

Wait, is it done?

[KingofOldSchool]

I think Big Daddy V's got competition in the floppy titty category.

[Londoner]

JBL just had the cable round jerichos throat for fucking ages

[Anybody Thrilla]

If Snitsky just drop kicked a few more babies, he'd be right back on track.

[RGWhat316]

Good to see JBL hitting the treadmill.....

It seems as if he did get into a shape for his big return....since round is a shape.

[Londoner]

still does

[Innovator]

Legend just brought up a valid point....is it really wise to have a wrestler choke someone with chords right now

[Londoner]

way to make jericho look shit

[Savio]

nothin like a good old fashoin lynchin

[Innovator]

Did Jericho get any offense in? Punk is booked to be stronger than he is

[Hanso Amore]

OMG....Cena will be Hornys partner!

Calling it

[Mr. Nerfect]

JBL needs to go back to commentary. Stick JBL with Joey Styles on RAW, Michael Cole with Tazz on SmackDown! and Jim Ross and Jerry Lawler on ECW just to be wacky.

[Savio]

Jericho if you let go of it it will release

[ClockShot]

Are hangings legal on reservations?

[Innovator]

OK JBL is going to hang him by chords....way to go WWE

[McLegend]

Like shouldnt choking with chordsbe outlawed by the WWE?

[Hanso Amore]

You know how putting a leg in a chair is Pillmanizing?


That was a benoitizing

[Londoner]

what pisses me off is if it were the other way round, the face doing that to the heel, is those refs would stop it straight away.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'm still sticking with the obvious choice of Finlay as Horny's partner. They're doing the whole father-figure battle between him and Vince. Horny will choose Finlay, they will win, and Vince will come out and hug Hornswoggle, like he did on SmackDown!, and Finlay will be jealous again.

[KingofOldSchool]

way to make jericho look shit

Jericho already did that himself with that crappy haircut and pedestrian promos.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Legend just brought up a valid point....is it really wise to have a wrestler choke someone with chords right now

People are so over that.

Did Jericho get any offense in? Punk is booked to be stronger than he is

Jericho got plenty of offense in against Snitsky, until he was blindsided by JBL. Nothing wrong with that booking, really. Just makes JBL look like a cheap shot artist yet again.

[Londoner]

Btw is it just me in my drunk state or am i close to 6.000 posts?

[Innovator]

You know how putting a leg in a chair is Pillmanizing?


That was a benoitizing
Did JBL have any bibles?

[KingofOldSchool]

Like shouldnt choking with chordsbe outlawed by the WWE?

At least he didn't put a Bible next to Jericho.

[Hanso Amore]

what pisses me off is if it were the other way round, the face doing that to the heel, is those refs would stop it straight away.

LOL! Why didnt they ring the bell non stop?

[Hanso Amore]

At least he didn't put a Bible next to Jericho.

Think the dogs were outside? back door open?

[Londoner]

Jericho already did that himself with that crappy haircut and pedestrian promos.

His wrestling ability/charisma makes up for that though! But fuck it this means he'll almost certainly win at the rumble.

[Anybody Thrilla]

JBL hit Jericho with the bell. They probably misplaced it or something.

[Londoner]

LOL! Why didnt they ring the bell non stop?

My thoughts exactly!

[Mr. Nerfect]

All will be right in this program if Jericho makes JBL tap like a little bitch at the Rumble.

[KingofOldSchool]

Did Jericho get any offense in? Punk is booked to be stronger than he is

Punk doesn't wrestle on Monday's though.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Chavo Guerrero does absolutely nothing for me.

[Londoner]

jericho jbl should be noholds fucking barred now

[Anybody Thrilla]

If The Miz doesn't win the Rumble, I riot.

[ClockShot]

Hornswoggle and ?

[Innovator]

AHAHAH Highlanders in the jobber place

[Londoner]

The wwe champ hasnt been on the show once tonight btw

[Anybody Thrilla]

Never a good sign for your chances in a match when you don't even get theme music.

[Linkbowler]

B.K. Jordan?

[ClockShot]

Who the fuck is this?

[KingofOldSchool]

what

[Londoner]

who the fuck

[Savio]

BK Jordan I KNEW IT!

[Londoner]

eh

[DarKCentaur]

Hornswaggle found an albino Ethiopian!

[Linkbowler]

FOLEY IS GOD!

[KingofOldSchool]

Foley?

[Londoner]

FOLEY

[Hanso Amore]

Burger King Jordan


Mick Foley likes Burger King!

I win!

[Innovator]

Ummmmmmmmmmmm...I thought JBL was fat

[Anybody Thrilla]

Foley's here to help The Highlanders, I'm sure of it. :shifty:

[ClockShot]

Foley's here.

Must need cash or is promoting something.

[KingofOldSchool]

Does Foley have a book to promote?

[Hanso Amore]

Why even have this BK jordan fellow? Whynot sjust have foley come out?

[Innovator]

Foley ate BH Jordan

[Anybody Thrilla]

British Knight Jordan is probably pretty pissed about this.

[Hanso Amore]

Scots vs the irish

[Londoner]

Probably needs cash

[Savio]

every time I watch raw foley is on.

[Londoner]

Why should jordan be pissed, he got on tv and didnt have to do anything.

[Hanso Amore]

British Knight Jordan is probably pretty pissed about this.

LOL! Quick Story

My Brother has size 17 feet

So I used to wear a pair of his huge British Knights Shoes and would hit people with it, the move was called the british Knights Kick

[RGWhat316]

Foley in the Rumble in MSG, makes sense.

[Innovator]

This match is ugly

[Anybody Thrilla]

Why should jordan be pissed, he got on tv and didnt have to do anything.

But he no longer has a shot to get into the Rumble, which he surely could have won.

[Hanso Amore]

Wow this is horrible

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL Rory can't even fly over the rope right.

[Londoner]

Its fixed so he would never have gotten the shot anyway! He got on tv, thats probably good enough for him.

[Anybody Thrilla]

This could actually be a sick debut for Jordan if she costs Swoggley the match. McMahon would love him for it.

[Hanso Amore]

Doubke Arm DDT is still a sweet move

[Hanso Amore]

Was BK Jordan Christopher Daniels?

[Londoner]

The highlanders suck shit

[KingofOldSchool]

Foley should put Socko on Hornswoggle.

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm calling it now. Hornswoggle will be in the final four of the Rumble.

[Innovator]

Doubke Arm DDT is still a sweet move

[Savio]

Drew Carey will win this years Royal Rumble.

[Hanso Amore]

Is that a Red Man Casino?

[Londoner]

Ortons gonna cost hardy the match or beat him up afterwards

[Anybody Thrilla]

Foley should put Socko on Hornswoggle.

Hornswoggle could wear Socko as a sweat suit.

[Innovator]

Cage match should be sick

[ClockShot]

Is that a Red Man Casino?

Yup. Another one about 8 miles down the road.

[Londoner]

Only 10 posts away from 6,000

[Hanso Amore]

Yup. Another one about 8 miles down the road.

I hate the Red Man

[Anybody Thrilla]

Redman is sick, especially with Method Man.

[Londoner]

Maybe i should spam this raw thread in order to make it to 6,000

[Londoner]

Should i?

[Hanso Amore]

Maybe i should spam this raw thread in order to make it to 6,000

Why not, I do it. Ive posted like 30 times in 5 minutes

[Anybody Thrilla]

You only need 8 more posts. Doesn't seem too hard.

[Linkbowler]

You only need 8 posts. Go for it.

[Londoner]

Yes maybe i should

[Hanso Amore]

Should i?

Should you what? :D

[Anybody Thrilla]

I dare Umaga to win a match.

[Xerzes]

Escaping the cage is for pussies.

[Londoner]

Like this music of jeffs

[Linkbowler]

Holy balls. He's actually wearing the IC belt.

[Hanso Amore]

I hate HArdy. He is better than ever, I will give him that, but I still hate him.

[ClockShot]

Betcha he just lost some hearing there.

[Londoner]

just 5 posts to go

[Hanso Amore]

Now, after he loses to Orton, he needs to have a MAJOR IC title fied to make that title worth something again. Jeff is a big name, he can get the title over.

[Londoner]

Now 4

[Savio]

King: Look how high Jeff Hardy is, JR

[Londoner]

3 hey its like a jericho entrance

[Hanso Amore]

remember when Umaga never lost for like a year, now everyone his beat him

[Londoner]

2

[Innovator]

Savage Samoan got new elbow pads

[Anybody Thrilla]

Umaga has great theme music, to be perfectly honest.

[Londoner]

1

[Anybody Thrilla]

THE CHAMP IS HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111

[Londoner]

Woooooooo 6,000!

[ClockShot]

Orton. Out to run interference nonetheless.

[Londoner]

Break dem posts dooooown

[Hanso Amore]

The Rainbow Haired Warrior

The Blue Eye Devil

Jr Makes everyone sound so gay, he nees to announce for glimmer

[Savio]

1What a waste of 6000

[RGWhat316]

The champ is here!

[Londoner]

Hey im drunk i dont care

[Innovator]

Wow Orton showing emotion

[RGWhat316]

WWE only has enough money to put HHH, Shawn, and Cena in HD.

[Innovator]

WWE only has enough money to put HHH, Shawn, and Cena in HD.
Last thing Shawn needs is to be in HD

[RGWhat316]

Last time I checked a bulldozer is different from a SUV.

[Londoner]

lol if ur in the uk, you can already view wwe in HD if u have a HD box. You americans are well behind..as usual...! Fuck HD though, i cant be bothered with it.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Wow TL, you are so cool.

[ClockShot]

Whoa.

[Londoner]

thanks for that sarcasim thrilla.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Noooooooooo problem :roll:

[Innovator]

good cage match

[Hanso Amore]

orton does nothing for me

[Londoner]

Oh shockign hardy suddnely bursts into life

[Anybody Thrilla]

Sick chair throw :eek:

[Anybody Thrilla]

I'm really pulling for Umaga here, and I have no idea why.

[Hanso Amore]

Umaga is a Stallion?

fucking Gay Ass JR

[Londoner]

You know its no dq, orton should just go in and rko hardy

[ClockShot]

Yes Orton.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Also, Orton is pretty much the man right now. Don't let him hear you talking bad about him, or he'll kick you where your appendix used to be.

[Anybody Thrilla]

No, J.R., MATT Hardy will not die.

[The Optimist]

Jeff Hardy will not die.

JR. Shit.

[Linkbowler]

I thought Matt was the one that "Would Not Die"

[Savio]

Nor will Matt

[Londoner]

Hardy wins, orton beats him up

[Hanso Amore]

HOLY FUCK

[Linkbowler]

HOLY SHIT

[Londoner]

damn i missed that fuck it

[Anybody Thrilla]

Holy shit, that was sick nasty.

[ClockShot]

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!

[Hanso Amore]

I mean, HOLY FUCK!

[McLegend]

Sick

[RGWhat316]

Wow, if that wasn't almost suicidal.

[Hanso Amore]

Wow.

HArdy should go over Orton just for that

[Anybody Thrilla]

Show that shit again, for shit sake!

[RGWhat316]

He's serious about this main event push.

[Savio]

If he jumped on orton that would have been awesome

[Innovator]

don't fuck this up Jeff, you got a good push going

[Londoner]

holy shit nice move just saw the replay, which it looked like they weren gonna fucking show.

[Anybody Thrilla]

Fucking awesome.

[Anybody Thrilla]

If he jumped on orton that would have been awesome

I thought he was about to do that. Would've still won the match, too.

[ClockShot]

Not bad. Have a nice night everyone.

[Jura]

Crazy pop for Jeffrey.

[RGWhat316]

Is Shadow even alive if he watched that match?

[Londoner]

Alright im off, better raw than it hought it was gonna be. Night ppl.

[SammyG]

Holy shit @ that Whisper in the Wind.

[Juan]

:rofl: @ the trading places match

[owenbrown]

Is Shadow even alive if he watched that match?


I can't wait for his reaction when/if Jeff WINS the WWE title.

[Mr. JL]

Man, just saw the replay of Raw and well, I only saw the Umaga/Hardy cage match and holy fuck Jeff Hardy looks SERIOUS about this push.

I think it would be a big mistake for the WWE to build Hardy up this far... only for him to hit the glass ceiling and come crashing down.

[Mooияakeя™]

I was seriously like OMFG. And the crowd just seem fucking jakked, like the good ol' days. I think ever Orton didn't know he was going to do that / look that good.