First Annual BDC Fantansy Birthday Card Contest (sticky please)

[BigDaddyCool]

My birthday is Saturday so I'm giving everyone a chance to get me a birthday card. And by birthday card I mean a fantasy wrestling card. So everyone pm me a fantasy card, and the winner will get some rep or something. I might have a few old DVD or tapes I don't watch, maybe you can get something like that.

Remeber, you are booking to entertain me so that means Alienoid need not apply.

Naw, I'm kidding, he can.

[BigDaddyCool]

FYI, cut off is Saturday January 12th. Any recieve after 11:59 pm centeral standard time will be rejected.

[What Would Kevin Do?]

I'll sticky this if you promise to post every card you get... Or at least the really good, and really awful ones.

[Jeritron]

World Heavyweight Championship

Kevin Nash vs Titan from American Gladiators

Chris Jericho vs Wolf w/Hornswaggle in a fight to the death match

Hornswaggle and Boogen vs Hall and Xpac

7 or 8 divas full fledged hardcore dyking it out for 8 or 9 minutes

25 minute Kevin Nash shoot promo to open the show

[BigDaddyCool]

I'll sticky this if you promise to post every card you get... Or at least the really good, and really awful ones.

I was going to post the top 3, the top 1 can have a prize or something. The other 2 get a bdc rep. And any that are just awful, I may post.

[BigDaddyCool]

World Heavyweight Championship

Kevin Nash vs Titan from American Gladiators

Chris Jericho vs Wolf w/Hornswaggle in a fight to the death match

Hornswaggle and Boogen vs Hall and Xpac

7 or 8 divas full fledged hardcore dyking it out for 8 or 9 minutes

25 minute Kevin Nash shoot promo to open the show

Expand, I want to know who goes over and how.

I'm assuming Hornswoggle is Hornswaggle.

[Purgatory]

Special Celebrity Invitational - Rehab Clinic Match
Britney Spears vs Lindsay Lohan

Somehow, K-Fed manages to weasle his way in to be Special Referree, using his 'victory' over John Cena as justification. Britney suggests adding a stipulation that if she wins, she get's to see her kids. In the arguing between her and K-Fed, Lohan takes a break from her 'nose-powdering' to land a roll-up and the pinfall.

Winner: Lindsay Lohan


Special 'Someone translate what the fuck I just said' Match
The Great Kali vs Kamala, The Ugandan Giant

Both men would face off and talk while translators work feverishly to translate. Eventually, all translators get to bickering because noone has any idea what was said, but they claim to know anyway. In the meantime, Kali and Kamala begin trying to chop one another but not getting anywhere. Kamala's retarded and no-sells the chops to his skull. Any chops to Kali's skull actually turn out to be 'grapefruit' chops, thus rendering a DQ by the Ref.

Winner: Kali, via DQ

Bah, this is all I had for now :(

[BigDaddyCool]

I said pm me the cards, moron. Plus I don't give a shit about brittany or lindsay.

[BigDaddyCool]

Here is the winning and only entry. I'm very disappointed in all of you. The one person I said couldn't enter was the only person to enter. So I guess I have to rep 'Noid now.

Seeing at this is meant to entertain you, I shall put my BDC entertaining cap on. I'll also make it short and sweet.

* The Kliq open the show with a promo talking about how they are the men who made wrestling, but tonight they find out who is the most important member of the Kliq. Scott Hall vs. Shawn Michaels, Kevin Nash vs. Triple H, winner vs. winner, loser vs. loser, and if need be: a deciding match to find out who is #2 and who is #3 if the two middle Kliq guys have not faced off previously in the tournament.

Samoa Joe comes out and whines that he's a better wrestler than any of the Kliq, and Kevin Nash says that Joe can't even beat Umaga, let alone anyone Kliq. Joe vs. Umaga is made by the General Manager of the evening, Eric Bischoff.

* Christian Cage defeats Lance Storm. I believe you are somewhat a fan of both guys. Cage goes over because Lance Storm is retired, and now a trainer.

* Shawn Michaels defeats Scott Hall with the Sweet Chin Music. HBK goes over because while Hall is great, HBK has always been the better wrestler and the bigger member of the Kliq.

* Kevin Nash defeats Triple H when he counters a Pedigree attempt into a Jackknife, by powering Triple H and Jackknifing him down. Nash goes over because it sets up a good main event between HBK and the guy who played his old bodyguard. It then allows a surprise for another main event.

* Umaga defeated Samoa Joe, because Umaga is bigger, faster and has more of a killer instinct. Joe tries a lot of stuff against Umaga, but he is always one-upped and out Samoaned at every corner. Kevin Nash does commentary for the match, and calls Umaga's Samoan Spike a "Finger Poke of Doom."

* Boogen defeats The Undertaker by unleashing new powers, and spitting a fireball at The Undertaker, which destroys him for good. Boogen then dances in celebration of The Undertaker's destruction.

* Loser vs. Loser: Triple H defeats Scott Hall with the Pedigree. This ranks Triple H as #2 or #3 in the Kliq, and Scott Hall is a lock for #4.

* Syxx defeats Justin Credible in a battle of the lower Kliq members. Credible must have had his moments, but Syxx was overall more important.

* Taz defeats Kurt Angle with the Tazmission. Both Angle and Taz suplex each other around, and try for their submissions, but Taz gets the Tazmission, and Angle cannot counter and passes out.

* Shawn Michaels defeats Kevin Nash in the main event with the Sweet Chin Music. HBK is one of the best wrestlers of all time, and when he and Diesel were together, HBK was the main guy. Kevin Nash gives Michaels a fight, and on any other night it could have gone the other way, but HBK wins and becomes the leader of the Kliq, with Nash in #2, Triple H in #3 and Scott Hall in #4. Triple H and Scott Hall come out and celebrate with their respective best friends.

* Scott Hall suggests something, and seeing as Scott Hall and Kevin Nash both feel like they have something to prove, and that the ranks are finalised without a fifth match, Hall suggests an nWo vs. DX main event: Hall & Nash vs. HHH & HBK. This match sees Nash & Hall pick up the win, and Hall gets to look good in the main event, even though he was #4, and he and Nash look like a great tag team.

Also, don't give away anything to whoever who select as winner. It's your birthday, people should do it just to attempt entertaining you.

All the best for your birthday, man. Hopefully my explanations of the booking were not too long.