What does everybody want?! (TNA Thread 1/10)

[Innovator]

BALLYHOO

[Innovator]

Why can't Robert Roode get fed up with TNA and go to WWE?

[Inadequacy]

Because that would make sense

[Innovator]

The man still on his way out, SENSHI

and some dude named Primetime

[Innovator]

Cmon we need some stiff kicks

[Innovator]

cartwheel kick, niiiiiiiiiiiice

[Innovator]

I love that superkick/enziguri, looks good too

[Innovator]

So Christian is still heel? But he acts face in his matches?

[McLegend]

I really need the script in order to watch TNA.

[McLegend]

Borash is great

[Innovator]

see ya soon wildcat

[Innovator]

also, BJ Penn vs. Joe Daddy is gonna be a good fight

[Innovator]

Rhino vs. Judas Mesias, T-Rex arms match

[Innovator]

Awesome Kong could out BatistaBomb Batista

[Innovator]

So are these briefcases like Money in the Bank?

[Innovator]

I wonder if Kip would sell the Canadian Destroyer

[Innovator]

spamming by yourself is fun

[SuperSlim]

So are these briefcases like Money in the Bank?

if it was... then Daniels shouldn't of been "released"

but then if it was then how come none of them have bothered to cash in... or wait... no... gahhhh stupid TNA

also for the X title... who would you challenge? Jay Lethal so you could win the title of champion? Or that other guy with Team 3D so you could actually hold the title?

[SuperSlim]

I wonder if Kip would sell the Canadian Destroyer

He'd probably no sell it Hogan style and hulk up

[SuperSlim]

I hate Sonjay Dutt

[McLegend]

I wonder if Kip would sell the Canadian Destroyer

lol he hates x-divison wrestlers

[SuperSlim]

that finish was so poorly done... it sucked

So Cal Val... pretty hot :P

[SuperSlim]

mannn BG has gotten fat

[Innovator]

"dx rejects" chant, funny

[SuperSlim]

the whole Abyss James Mitchell feud.... when will it freakin end... it blows

[SuperSlim]

"dx rejects" chant, funny

I couldn't figure out what they were saying

but that is kind of funny

[Innovator]

mannn BG has gotten fat
I think its a rule, if you were in WWE and go to TNA, you can get fat

[Innovator]

AJ and Borash are great

[Innovator]

AJ is great and all, but now he's farting and having his coach talk about him peeing himself when he was in high school...

remember the Phenomenal AJ? The AJ from the Joe/Daniels feud?

[Innovator]

So Nash is going to try and bea mentor to Joe? God TNA is confusing

[SuperSlim]

AJ is great and all, but now he's farting and having his coach talk about him peeing himself when he was in high school...

remember the Phenomenal AJ? The AJ from the Joe/Daniels feud?

That AJ is long gone... sadly.

They replace their homegrown talent with former WWE talent and turn their guys into jokes.

Because that is what will bring the ratings in. Rehashed WWE feuds and one fat overrated samoan submission machine

[SuperSlim]

So Nash is going to try and bea mentor to Joe? God TNA is confusing

I thought Joe hated Nash... and Nash could careless about Joe. mannnnn you don't watch it and only hear about it and you get confused... you watch it and you'd still get confused

[Innovator]

I like Joe, but they're booking him like crap

[Innovator]

Sharmell, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT

[SuperSlim]

I like Joe, but they're booking him like crap

just keep him off the mic and give him better matches or better build up.

and Roode..> I never understood the fascination of him... he's just some average joe.

[Innovator]

just keep him off the mic and give him better matches or better build up.

and Roode..> I never understood the fascination of him... he's just some average joe.
He was good at getting his promo points across without yelling, like Jake the Snake.

[SuperSlim]

He was good at getting his promo points across without yelling, like Jake the Snake.

now he spends 90% of the time yellin, and the whole thing with Brooks... drawn out far far too long... and her boobs are just weird... too big

[thedamndest]

Whoops, was looking for the American Gladiators thread.

[Innovator]

Cornette with a mic = entertainment

[SuperSlim]

why do they always threaten suspension and firing... it never happens... cept that one time Vince did it :P

[BigDaddyCool]

So they are finally pulling the trigger on Roode and Ms. Brookes.

[BigDaddyCool]

why do they always threaten suspension and firing... it never happens... cept that one time Vince did it :P

Vince? McMahon fires people all the time.

[SuperSlim]

So now what are they gonna do with her? Have her feud with Roode's #1 fan?

[BigDaddyCool]

That psycho woman? I have never seen her be psycho untill now.

[Innovator]

rainnnnnnnnnn

[SuperSlim]

Vince? McMahon fires people all the time.

oh yeah... well still... Cornette doing it... it's pointless. and why didn't security come out for the "fan" attacking?

[BigDaddyCool]

Matt Morgan is the man.

[BigDaddyCool]

oh yeah... well still... Cornette doing it... it's pointless. and why didn't security come out for the "fan" attacking?

TNA can't afford security, duh.

[SuperSlim]

TNA can't afford security, duh.

ohhhh... I just thought they had a bit more money, but I guess they spent it all on WWE guys

[BigDaddyCool]

I don't care for those HP commersials.

[BigDaddyCool]

ohhhh... I just thought they had a bit more money, but I guess they spent it all on WWE guys

They wieghed there options, Booker or Secuirty staff. Not sure which one is better.

[BigDaddyCool]

How is smash lab different than myth busters?

[Innovator]

Matt Morgan is the man.
His cousin works out at my gym, and Matt is from my town.

Just makes him more the man

[SuperSlim]

I like the Dell commercials more

[SuperSlim]

They wieghed there options, Booker or Secuirty staff. Not sure which one is better.

some 42 year old former 5 time WCW champion and former world champion that you'd rarely use, or security staff that you'd never use.

yeah I think they made the right choice

[Innovator]

LAX BABY

[Innovator]

more importantly, Shelly Martinez :drool:

[Innovator]

Selenis?

[BigDaddyCool]

Is the new lax girl the vampire chick from ECW?

She looks like a nasty crack whore.

[SuperSlim]

Lance Hoyt looks gay... but SHelly... freakin hot

[Innovator]

I have to ask this again, why is Lance Hoyt employed?

[McLegend]

Yeah Shelly MArtinez is sexy

[BigDaddyCool]

Rock and Rave suck.

[McLegend]

Just in case no one was aware of that

[Innovator]

And Rave for that matter? Why take the guy ROH would want to get rid of

[SuperSlim]

I have to ask this again, why is Lance Hoyt employed?

because they have plans for a future feud with him to be included in the Abyss/James Mitchell/Black Reign/ Havok/ Judas Mesias/and others feud

[Innovator]

I want a Cop Killer

[Innovator]

because they have plans for a future feud with him to be included in the Abyss/James Mitchell/Black Reign/ Havok/ Judas Mesias/and others feud
you forgot Rhino and Raven

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah Shelly MArtinez is sexy

She looks like every other TNA whore, she makes me want to get a vd check just looking at her.

*Note, I don't feel that way after looking at either Gail Kim or Kong. But all the others, yeah, they be nasty.

**I don't think Kong is hot or nothing, I'm just saying she doesn't look like she is covered with the aids.

[Innovator]

COP KILLER

[SuperSlim]

he almost dropped him on his head

[SuperSlim]

you forgot Rhino and Raven

too many people to name. I knew I'd forget some

[SuperSlim]

dang... I thought that ODB chick was Nicole Bass... ugly enough to be

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, ODB should never be let near a mic ever again.

[McLegend]

She looks like every other TNA whore, she makes me want to get a vd check just looking at her.

*Note, I don't feel that way after looking at either Gail Kim or Kong. But all the others, yeah, they be nasty.

**I don't think Kong is hot or nothing, I'm just saying she doesn't look like she is covered with the aids.

lol ok

[Innovator]

ODB is awesome

[SuperSlim]

She looks like every other TNA whore, she makes me want to get a vd check just looking at her.

*Note, I don't feel that way after looking at either Gail Kim or Kong. But all the others, yeah, they be nasty.

**I don't think Kong is hot or nothing, I'm just saying she doesn't look like she is covered with the aids.

But what about those two barbie doll blondes Velvet Sky and Love? they just look like a couple of lesbos... definitely not covered with the aids.

Martinez and Brooks... they just got a little too happy with upping their boob size is all

[BigDaddyCool]

lol ok

As a goth vampire she was something, but as just a mexican, she looks like a hard rode $15 whore.

[Innovator]

Shelly is amazing, but still....Velvet Sky

[SuperSlim]

ODB is awesome

I'd have to disagree... what does she do?

is she some redneck? a beer drinker? what is she?

[BigDaddyCool]

But what about those two barbie doll blondes Velvet Sky and Love? they just look like a couple of lesbos... definitely not covered with the aids.

Martinez and Brooks... they just got a little too happy with upping their boob size is all

I don't care about barbie dolls.

[McLegend]

As a goth vampire she was something, but as just a mexican, she looks like a hard rode $15 whore.
Ok

[Innovator]

Tomko is awesome

[McLegend]

Yeah I thought Rave broke his neck for sure.

[BigDaddyCool]

Tomko is the man. He should be the new champion.

[SuperSlim]

why do they still use Sharkboy? you know he's gonna go out there just to lose

[Innovator]

I'd have to disagree... what does she do?

is she some redneck? a beer drinker? what is she?
Tomboy who drinks. She has a character thats different from the others...plus she can actually wrestle

[SuperSlim]

I don't care about barbie dolls.

yeah...

[BigDaddyCool]

Why is sharkboy bandaged up? Is that his new gimmick? Isn't being a shark gimmick enough?

[Innovator]

Tomko is the man. He should be the new champion.
Agreed.

Tomko for World Champ. Now.

[SuperSlim]

Tomboy who drinks. She has a character thats different from the others...plus she can actually wrestle

she's like the other blondes... big ole boobs, blonde hair, just some lame ass gimmick... yeah she can wrestle but meh

[Innovator]

iMPACT zone loves Tomko...so he'll get depushed

[BigDaddyCool]

How is Tomko not in WWE anymore?

[SuperSlim]

Why is sharkboy bandaged up? Is that his new gimmick? Isn't being a shark gimmick enough?

it's cause he's TNA's little big man.

He takes a beating yet keeps getting in the ring.

[Innovator]

How is Tomko not in WWE anymore?
Honestly, some serious ball droppage on the E's part

[BigDaddyCool]

God, the commentary sucks so bad.

[BigDaddyCool]

So, what was the point of the match other than prove that tomko is the man. Because we already knew that.

[BigDaddyCool]

Oh, now secuirty comes in.

[Innovator]

What would Tomko call his fans?

Tomkats?

[SuperSlim]

I can't stand Jeremy Borash... sooo irritating

[Innovator]

Why is Karen in the guy's room again?

[BigDaddyCool]

Why is Karen Angle getting dressed in a men's public re....oh yeah, she is a whore.

[SuperSlim]

Oh, now secuirty comes in.

so they come in to help some guy who is already beat up and shouldn't be in the ring but when a "fan" attacks, security is nowhere to be seen?

TNA is stupid

[BigDaddyCool]

What is she talking about? AJ has become more of a bitch over recent months.

[Innovator]

How could AJ be that close to Karen without getting wood?

[SuperSlim]

what did she say? I missed it

[Innovator]

Tomkoholics

[BigDaddyCool]

so they come in to help some guy who is already beat up and shouldn't be in the ring but when a "fan" attacks, security is nowhere to be seen?

TNA is stupid

They never think anything through, do they. Also, why isn't "medical staff" coming out for sharkboy?

[BigDaddyCool]

How could AJ be that close to Karen without getting wood?

I don't call him Aj "Faggot" Styles for nothing.

[SuperSlim]

They never think anything through, do they. Also, why isn't "medical staff" coming out for sharkboy?

because that's where they made the budget cut to sign Booker T

[Innovator]

Calling the rat Marlena....:lol:

[Innovator]

Crystal is a decent interviewer now

[BigDaddyCool]

1) Kaz is gay for fueding with Blackreign.

2) Hasn't AJ been a member of the Angle Alliance?

[BigDaddyCool]

They bleep ass on Spike? Fox says ass all the time and that isn't even cable.

[SuperSlim]

1) Kaz is gay for fueding with Blackreign.

2) Hasn't AJ been a member of the Angle Alliance?

once or twice

[BigDaddyCool]

Because being 3rd banana status in TNA is better than when he was champion?

[Innovator]

I guess so, 3x Champion now a buttboy to Kurt

[SuperSlim]

Because being 3rd banana status in TNA is better than when he was champion?

yep... it's always better to be part of Angle and Karen's faction than being the first triple crown winner in TNA

[BigDaddyCool]

Did I already miss Samoa Joe bitch about not getting enough cheese burgers?

[BigDaddyCool]

What about Mad Dog?

[SuperSlim]

Did I already miss Samoa Joe bitch about not getting enough cheese burgers?

I think he skipped the show... oh crap guess not

[BigDaddyCool]

Why is Joe coming out?

[BigDaddyCool]

Joe sucks.

[SuperSlim]

cause Joe has to be involved in every feud

[BigDaddyCool]

Cornette is worthless.

[Innovator]

Joe vs. Christian vs. AJ

[BigDaddyCool]

How does Joe have a title shot? What happened to Petey Williams?

[SuperSlim]

How does Joe have a title shot? What happened to Petey Williams?

he lost his briefcase

[Innovator]

How does Joe have a title shot? What happened to Petey Williams?
Batista rule, you keep asking for one, you'll get one

[BigDaddyCool]

Wait...so Angle has a chance to not face anyone, including petey williams who is the only one with a legit claim to a title shot right now, for 2 months. So what the hell is feast or fired? Is it really get a neat brief case or fired match?

[BigDaddyCool]

he lost his briefcase

Does Stiener have it, or did he lose it lose it, or did they forget?

[SuperSlim]

Wait...so Angle has a chance to not face anyone, including petey williams who is the only one with a legit claim to a title shot right now, for 2 months. So what the hell is feast or fired? Is it really get a neat brief case or fired match?

it's you get a nice lookin briefcase, but if you got the you're fired case... you're fired

[Innovator]

Wait...so Angle has a chance to not face anyone, including petey williams who is the only one with a legit claim to a title shot right now, for 2 months. So what the hell is feast or fired? Is it really get a neat brief case or fired match?
pretty much, get a prop match!

[SuperSlim]

Does Stiener have it, or did he lose it lose it, or did they forget?

I think Steiner "stole" it

[BigDaddyCool]

Batista rule, you keep asking for one, you'll get one

Oh...yeah. Forgot.

[Innovator]

wait, its been an impact without ONE pole match


Somebody break out the Kristal

[BigDaddyCool]

I think Steiner "stole" it

How did he steal it? He isn't exactly sneaky.

[BigDaddyCool]

So...the main event of impact is now prestigeous?

[BigDaddyCool]

Where is the belt? And why are they hiring new people, they are already not making money.

[Innovator]

Someone from SHIMMER probably

[BigDaddyCool]

Wait, I thought Kong won the title?!?!?!?!

[SuperSlim]

How did he steal it? He isn't exactly sneaky.

somehow he snuck to the ring with nobody noticing and switched the cases.

so does that mean Petey would have to win another match involving Steiner to become the contender or could he just steal it back?

[BigDaddyCool]

I love how the big black woman is from Japan, and the little asian woman is a Canadian/Floridian.

[BigDaddyCool]

somehow he snuck to the ring with nobody noticing and switched the cases.

so does that mean Petey would have to win another match involving Steiner to become the contender or could he just steal it back?

No, they have a few matches to detrimine if they can have the match, then they botch the booking and forget about it.

[SuperSlim]

well that sucks... Petey should just steal it back then... save the headache

[BigDaddyCool]

well that sucks... Petey should just steal it back then... save the headache

But this is Total Nonstop Aches.

[Crossrine]

Why have the new muslim diva? If they do a terrorist angle or like have somebody tear it off of her to be "controversial"....:foc:

[SuperSlim]

But this is Total Nonstop Aches.

ohhh... well then they're sure to have to involve Joe, Nash, Kaz, Christian in this get up as well. because they all deserve to hold the briefcase to a world title match... cept Kaz, he's just in there as the guy that could "defy the odds"

[BigDaddyCool]

Why have the new muslim diva? If they do a terrorist angle or like have somebody tear it off of her to be "controversial"....:foc:

Because shut up. We don't know she is muslim. She could just as well be some hippy bitch.

[BigDaddyCool]

ohhh... well then they're sure to have to involve Joe, Nash, Kaz, Christian in this get up as well. because they all deserve to hold the briefcase to a world title match... cept Kaz, he's just in there as the guy that could "defy the odds"

Yeah something like that, whatever. I'm sure this is how the booking actually happens as well.

[Crossrine]

Because shut up. We don't know she is muslim. She could just as well be some hippy bitch.

I know but like they're making her dress muslim and if they fuckin make her a whore or terrorist, more retarded viewers are gonna think its real and further infuriate me :mad:

[BigDaddyCool]

Why is Gail kicking at her?

[BigDaddyCool]

I know but like they're making her dress muslim and if they fuckin make her a whore or terrorist, more retarded viewers are gonna think its real and further infuriate me :mad:

No one watches tna. :roll:

[SuperSlim]

Because shut up. We don't know she is muslim. She could just as well be some hippy bitch.

I thought hippies wore less clothes than that

[BigDaddyCool]

Quit slow counting Heb. :mad:

[Innovator]

Repeating Powerbombs :y:

[BigDaddyCool]

That is not the awesome bomb. She is not Mike Awesome. :mad:

[SuperSlim]

Yeah something like that, whatever. I'm sure this is how the booking actually happens as well.

now you know my secret identity

[SuperSlim]

That is not the awesome bomb. She is not Mike Awesome. :mad:

poor Mike Awesome... now he's hanging with Benoit

[Crossrine]

No one watches tna. :roll:

Oh ya thanks :wave:

[BigDaddyCool]

poor Mike Awesome... now he's hanging with Benoit

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Plus Mike never killed anyone.

[Crossrine]

Only his Awesome self :'(

[SuperSlim]

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Plus Mike never killed anyone.

boo? boooooooo

[McLegend]

Impact didnt have enough ballyhoo tonight.

[Innovator]

I have a fever, the only prescription is MORE BALLYHOO

[The Lone Wolf]

AJ needs to go into the heavyweight title picture on his own without christian or kurt.