How hard would you mark...

[Xero]

If during the Royal Rumble, the numbers are ticking down, but they get interrupted at 3 seconds with ALLYALLAYALALAYALAAAAA and Hassan made a return?

It's just a vision that came to me while I was watching his Royal Rumble entrance from a few years ago.

[.44 Magdalene]

I'd need to consult a doctor about an erection lasting more than twenty four hours

[Slow]

I would mark a moderate amount but not excessively. Thank you for asking.

[SammyG]

I'd mark out a lot.

[Afterlife]

Eh. I'd be surprised. That's about it. I'd jump for joy, however, if the next entrant was an explanation for why people swoon over him.

[thedamndest]

I thought Hassan was in heaven with Paul Bearer.

[Kane Knight]

I would chain cum.

Then I'd realise that they'd probably do something stupid with him, and stop watching again.

[Mr. Nerfect]

I'd mark pretty good. I loved the Muhammad Hassan character. He never did make a WrestleMania, did he? Personally, if he returned, I think he'd be the guy to end The Undertaker's streak.

They wouldn't let him do it, because he walked out of the WWE once, and thus has proven a loose commodity, but maybe they could sign him to a 10-year contract, or something?

I mean, he's young, a solid wrestler, fantastic with promos, has one of the best gimmicks in recent WWE history, and has heat with The Undertaker. It's perfect. I would mark out so hard if MVP defended Hassan, by revealing he was Muslim, too. Most awesome alliance ever.

[Mr. Nerfect]

Also, on a slightly unrelated note, I read a news tidbit on Rajah:

- Ken Kennedy got married this weekend to his girlfriend Shawn Trebnick. Matt Hardy, who attended the wedding, posted the following on his MySpace.com blog:

Whoa dudes! We've had three hard days of celebrating this monumental marriage (a.k.a. partying, LOL), but now it's time to go home. Finally, I am back in my room after a really nice wedding tonight that capped off an extremely fun 3 days in Minnesota. I have to admit, I haven't ran this hard over the course of three days since my appendix ruptured. But-I held up just like the old self, actually better! It was great getting a chance to spend so much good, quality time with Shane, Ken, Jamie, Dara, and Hassan. It was almost like the old golden days, traveling on Smackdown with the CCB's! I'm exhausted from sleeping only a few hours a night and wearing those damn uncomfortable tuxedo shoes, HA! But, in all actuality-I did get alot of compliments on my very not-me tuxedo look-I'll have to post you guys and gals some pixs when I get a chance. If I crash now, I can sleep three and a half hours before I gotta get up and catch that flight back to NC-so I'm going for it. Good night to you all my peeps, I got nothin' but love for ya! And congratulations Mr. and Mrs. Anderson, may God bless you guys in your new journey in life!

Congratulations to Mr. and Mrs. Kennedy, but how awesome would it have been if the priest was asking if anyone objected to the union, and asked them to speak up or forever hold their piece, and...

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And then, of course, to be in good taste, he'd say "Just kidding."

[Mr. Nerfect]

The idea of Mark Copani actually going around and Hassaning things, even though he is no longer Hassan, actually entertains me.

Mr. Kennedy: It's good to get everyone together again.

Matt Hardy: Yeah, this restaurant is really cheap, too.

Muhammad Hassan: Be right back, guys, I just gotta use the toilet. :shifty:

*Mr. Kennedy, Matt Hardy and Gregory Helms all exchange knowing glances.*

Mr. Kennedy: So, anyway, I'm hoping we all end up back on the same brand after the draft, and...

*Hassan jumps out with a tape recorder*

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Mr. Kennedy: :|

Matt Hardy: LOL

Gregory Helms: :eek:

Mr. Kennedy: Dude, just come back to the WWE.

Muhammad Hassan: Never!

Gregory Helms: :-\

Matt Hardy: LOL