Batista pulled over, leaves scene

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

The Beacon Journal in Ohio reported that former WWE World champion Batista contacted local police on 1/5 after being stopped by a man who claimed to be an undercover police officer using a red flashing light on his vehicle. Batista was traveling from a WWE event in Canton, Ohio.

Batista became suspicious when he realized the man didn't have proper police equipment, including a badge and called the local police as he drove away from the "officer". After meeting with Batista at a nearby off ramp, authorities were unable to find the suspect.

[Jura]

Should have Batista bombed him onto the hood of the car.

[Kane Knight]

Sounds like he was justified. Which sucks, because I wanted to make a crack about him being a douchebag.

[Xero]

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They need to do this again, only Edge is Batista and gets pulled over... in a white bronco. Of course, this leads to the obligatory OJ chase scene.

[Innovator]

I loved that

WOOOO

[Jura]

Worst Figure-4 ever lol.

[Fox]

Wow, sounds like Batista was about to get raped or murdered.

I bet the "cop" (see: Predator) was hoping for a hot, skinny woman or a young college chick and completely changed his plans when he saw a 300 pound beast like Dave Batista sitting in the driver's seat.

[TerranRich]

Pretending to be a cop and pulling over Dave Bowtista? Takes BALLS.

[Jeritron]

The highlight/most rofl part of that Edge skit was the kid in the car just HAPPENING to have on an Edge tshirt, since so many Edge marks are out there that the law of averages are a person picked at random would have one on.

Very Jericho-esque. This is one of Edge's funnier things.

[Indifferent Clox]

I like how edge slapped the gum, very mr. perfect esque.

[TerranRich]

I like how edge slapped the gum, very mr. perfect esque.

:lol: For some reason, one of my fondest memories of Mr. Perfect is him slapping his gum after spitting it out, at the Royal Rumble (2002 I think), while at the same time 2 or 3 guys are trying to push him over the top rope. :)

[Theo Dious]

Wow, sounds like Batista was about to get raped or murdered.

I bet the "cop" (see: Predator) was hoping for a hot, skinny woman or a young college chick and completely changed his plans when he saw a 300 pound beast like Dave Batista sitting in the driver's seat.

All we need now is Ron Simmons to say "DAMN" after the "cop" pulls away.

[TerranRich]

Cop: Wow, my wife will never believe I met Batista!
Batista: That's because she's never gonna know about it!
Cop: Huh...?
Batista: [breaks cop's neck, shakes ropes]

[Fox]

I'm Batista, bitch!