Well Noid you wanted him back on TV...(Smackdown! Spoilers) [Archive]

Innovator

01-16-2008, 05:26 PM

From PWInsider

Paul Birchall and Katie Lea debuted a new gimmick on Smackdown!, probably a vignette, as brother and sister with sexual tension...

Yes folks, Cruel Intentions/incest in the WWE!

darkpower

01-16-2008, 05:30 PM

We already have gay cowboys.

Jura

01-16-2008, 05:50 PM

Sounds dirty...I like it!

SammyG

01-16-2008, 05:52 PM

lolllll

Londoner

01-16-2008, 05:55 PM

ahahahahahaha

Xero

01-16-2008, 05:55 PM

So where will Val figure into this? Paul's gay lover?

Heros Welcome

01-16-2008, 06:09 PM

Burch is a great talent, I just dont get why they cant let him be his OVW character
"The Ripper"

Xero

01-16-2008, 06:10 PM

Because it isn't flashy or offensive enough...

Mr. Nerfect

01-16-2008, 06:18 PM

To be honest, the moment I saw this, and scrolled over the topic and it revealed Paul Burchill and Katie Lea debuted, I thought "Aristocrats."

My biggest complaint with this is that Katie Lea is on SmackDown!, away from the Women's Title. If I have learned one thing from Arrested Development, it's that incest can be somewhat be done with wit and intelligence. I doubt that is the WWE's plan, though.

Huzzah for Burchill being back, though. Honestly, did anyone really expect something better for the guy?

Mr. Nerfect

01-16-2008, 06:20 PM

So where will Val figure into this? Paul's gay lover?

No way. Val will bang Katie, and Paul will be all "Stay away from my sister!"

Basically a remake of the Ken Shamrock/Val Venis stuff, only Ken wishes he got to bang Ryan. Of course, that was before Sean Waltman.

Hanso Amore

01-16-2008, 06:34 PM

how.....horrible.

Vince has always been fan of incest (proposed storyline where he wanted to knock up steph)

KingofOldSchool

01-16-2008, 06:35 PM

Paulie Beaver Cleavage

Skippord

01-16-2008, 06:56 PM

Awesome :wtf:

Mr. Nerfect

01-16-2008, 07:34 PM

how.....horrible.

Vince has always been fan of incest (proposed storyline where he wanted to knock up steph)

I actually had a flash that this might be a test to see how well incest angles do, so he can reveal Hornswoggle is not really his son (the deal with Finlay), and that he said so only to cover up Triple H being his real illegitimate son.

Can you smell the ratings?

Mr. Nerfect

01-16-2008, 07:36 PM

Honestly, though, they have some good intergender teams going on SmackDown!. The Burchill Sexlings (I bet they announce them from "Sussex, England" by the way), Kenny Dykstra & Victoria and the future pairing of Jamie Noble & Michelle McCool.

There could be some greatness between those folk.

The Lone Wolf

01-16-2008, 07:40 PM

Burchill is an amazing wrestler too bad he will just turn into another joke.

Kane Knight

01-16-2008, 10:06 PM

Because it isn't retarded or offensive enough...

Hell, I'm surprised they didn't repackage him as the crippler, and have him strangle people and leave Bibles in the ring.

Kane Knight

01-16-2008, 10:07 PM

Can you smell the ratings?

Yeah, and it's funny, because I flushed several times.

Xero

01-16-2008, 10:09 PM

Hell, rename him "Paul Birch-Kill" and make his gimmick that he would "kill" for a birch beer.

He could set up Klondike Bar-like settings where he would make people do stupid shit for birch beer, which they later find out they hate.

.44 Magdalene

01-17-2008, 10:48 AM

I'm gonna fucking headbutt a dog in the ass over this.

TerranRich

01-17-2008, 10:53 AM

Where the fuck is my Paul Burchill "O RLY?" avatar!?!?!?

YES!!! I love Birchall. I'm glad he'll be back, don't care what role he's playing. He could play a child molester on crack who simultaneous rapes and steals from old ladies and Mexicans, and I'd still mark out for him.

.44 Magdalene

01-17-2008, 10:55 AM

YES!!! I love Birchall. I'm glad he'll be back, don't care what sister he's fucking. He could play a sister molester on his sister who simultaneous rapes and steals from his sister, and I'd still mark out for him fucking his sister.

.44 Magdalene

01-17-2008, 10:59 AM

I give it two months before we replace the Katie Vick Incident with the Katie Lea Incident.

DarKCentaur

01-17-2008, 12:16 PM

Kane Knight

01-17-2008, 03:14 PM

I give it two months before the fanboy crush is over.

:shifty:

DAMN iNATOR

01-17-2008, 04:39 PM

It’s really a shame Vince had to stoop this low with Burchill all because he didn’t understand how much like Captain Jack Sparrow, from Pirates of The Caribbean movie series, that Burchill was actually intended to be by the writers/creative team (if you dare call them that these days). Unfortunately, I sense his days could be even more numbered than with his pirate gimmick/feud with Regal on SD! They had something, maybe mediocre at best storyline wise with those 2, but still entertaining as fuck between Burchill/Regal. I give Burchill a month or 2 max.

Where the fuck is my Paul Burchill "O RLY?" avatar!?!?!?

Dunno bout the caption, you could probably edit it in easily with Photoshop though, but a pirate Paul pic here anyway (minus the caption)
http://data1.blog.de/media/918/521918_4668f36472_m.jpg

TerranRich

01-17-2008, 05:02 PM

Pirate Paul Burchill was greatness. Vince McMahon was an IDIOT for not even realizing the Jack Sparrow connection. IDIOT.

And, no, my Paul Burchill was a rare WWE photo of him, and it even looked like he was going "oh" to match the "o rly" title.

Kane Knight

01-17-2008, 05:09 PM

Pirate Paul Burchill was greatness. Vince McMahon was an IDIOT for not even realizing the Jack Sparrow connection. IDIOT.

I'm betting it's more that he didn't want to admit to the plagiarism.

Xero

01-17-2008, 05:34 PM

Maybe if they had described him as Capitan Hook Vince may have gotten the reference.

.44 Magdalene

01-18-2008, 07:55 AM

Maybe if they had described him as Capitan Crunch Vince may have gotten the reference.

Fignuts

01-18-2008, 09:36 AM

Hell, I'm surprised they didn't repackage him as the crippler, and have him strangle people and leave Bibles in the ring.

Honestly?

How much do you wanna bet they aren't calling him the ripper, because it sounds too much like crippler? I will bet my house on it.

TerranRich

01-18-2008, 11:45 AM

Vince: You know, "Pirate" connotates sailing the seven seas, pillaging, and raping. Chris Benoit didn't rape, but it was still a crime, so the connection is too close for comfort. Pull the gimmick and let's use incest instead. It'll offend WAY less people.

Blitz

01-18-2008, 11:58 AM

Oh for fuck's sake.

Kane Knight

01-18-2008, 01:12 PM

Vince: You know, "Pirate" might offend the RIAA, and we can't really afford to incur their wrath. Do you know how many gigbytes of illegal music we havein the theme truck alone?

TerranRich

01-18-2008, 02:09 PM

For a second, I thought that was jab at the questionable legality of my site. :shifty:

:lol:

:shifty:

Kane Knight

01-18-2008, 02:50 PM

LOL. Nah.

The Optimist

01-18-2008, 05:51 PM

It's sometimes nice that WWE let's things be forgotten. Hopefully, when this fails he'll just be back in a year with a different angle. Maybe one without incest.

Xerzes

01-19-2008, 02:24 AM

Oh for fuck's sake.

Kane Knight

01-19-2008, 09:54 AM

It's sometimes nice that WWE let's things be forgotten. Hopefully, when this fails he'll just be back in a year with a different angle. Maybe one without incest.

Woah woah woah...Let's not blame the incest....

:shifty:

Volare

01-19-2008, 06:28 PM

Nope, blame Steph for not trying this idea already. If she would've went along with the angle, then Burchill could've had somethin else....or on the flip side, no job at all.

Kane Knight

01-19-2008, 07:29 PM

What do you mean, no job? He'd be in TNA, bitching about how he was treated poorly.

Mr. Nerfect

01-19-2008, 08:17 PM

I give it two months before we replace the Katie Vick Incident with the Katie Lea Incident.

I would not be surprised if Katie Lea is actually called Katie Vick. Kane's not doing anything.

Mr. Nerfect

01-19-2008, 08:17 PM

I can see this character actually being a blend of his pirate and ripper characters. He dresses in the frilled pirate clothing as Katie Lea tells him to maim people with promises of him finally getting in her pants...

It's a shame it's not on RAW, so Katie Lea is near the Women's Title, and so Jerry Lawler can make the slip up and say "If she were my sister, I would too" and finally be taken off the air.

Kane Knight

01-19-2008, 09:00 PM

Taken off the air? He'd get promoted for that.

Kane Knight

01-19-2008, 09:04 PM

That aside, you notice how many of the "alternative lifestyle" guys get over as faces?

I'm telling you, if they put someone in a bestiality gimmick, it'd get over real fast.

KingofOldSchool

01-19-2008, 11:23 PM

That aside, you notice how many of the "alternative lifestyle" guys get over as faces?

I'm telling you, if they put someone in a bestiality gimmick, it'd get over real fast.

Well you just uncovered Snitsky's new gimmick.