Exposed! Pro Wrestling's Greatest Secrets

[Savio]

Watchin this now on TV....Crap. This prob shoulda came out in the 80s.

[Xero]

Yeah, was just going to post about this. It's on the My_ stations so it may have different airings. I'm pretty sure this is new this year, I know it's not the old Fox one.

Pretty hilarious really. Just finished the first segment. Some of the wrestlers look familiar but I can't put my finger who who exactly they are.

LOL, they even have a booker who looks like Dusty Rhodes in the shadows.

[CSL]

lol @ that show still doing the rounds. 'Tis pretty ridiculous.

[Xero]

Huh, it's from 99... Never seen this.

[Londoner]

What stuff is happening on this new one? I saw the old one, was kinda shitty.

[Xero]

They went over the "basics" - bodyslam, stomping, etc. Now they're explaining the booker and calling the match.

[Savio]

OMG he really doesn't crush his throat with a leg drop!

Also, apparantly Vince hands out all the signs for his shows.

[Savio]

nah I saw he end of this before in 99

[Xero]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exposed%21_Pro_Wrestling%27s_Greatest_Secrets

[Xero]

nah I saw he end of this before in 99

Yeah, didn't look familiar to me at first... Must have blocked it out.

LOL, shit, this IS that one, even the segment with the granny's in it.

[Indifferent Clox]

Is there a torrent of this somewhere? and is this the one where it talks about how the refs keep the beat and stuff and communicate with the announcers?

[Indifferent Clox]

While most of the professional wrestling world refrained from acknowledging the program, the night following its airing, Ernest "The Cat" Miller entered the ring during WCW Monday Nitro and sarcastically shouted in a melodramatic tone to the audience, "Now you know all our secrets!"

Likewise, Mick Foley on WWF Monday Night RAW announced, to tag partner Al Snow, "We didn't do so well last week, but last night, the secrets of professional wrestling were revealed to me!" Foley also poked fun at the program several times in his autobiography, Have a Nice Day!



bwahahhahhahahhahahaha

[Fox]

just another reason why ernest the cat miller and mick foley are the man.

[Indifferent Clox]

Now Fox while I'm glad you found the post amusing, there are other issues at hand, like finding me a working torrent. Now do it or gtfo, tbh.

[Fox]

your mother worked my streaming torrent last night, clox.

[Indifferent Clox]

your mother worked my streaming torrent last night, clox.

Nice, Nice.

Yeah, I didn't notice I was too busy downloading on your mom's chest, she says it reminds her of one time where you threw your diaper at her.



Last week.

[Fox]

That's impossible because your mother collects all of my diapers so that she can eat my shit because your mother is one of the infamous cup chicks.

[Indifferent Clox]

That's impossible because your mother collects all of my diapers so that she can eat my shit because your mother is one of the infamous cup chicks.

Well tell Reymon.. I mean your mom, I said everything's clean and sober over here, Clean and sober.

And tell Iron Sheik, I mean your dad (sorry I keep doing that), that he and his mate have created one ugly ass child.


But in all seriousness, Fox and Clox Connection, I think could go down in history as the greatest internet team ever. We should unite and make fun of lesser posters. Because I am scared of your greatness, tbh.

[Volare]

Fox and Clox Connection


Wow...that's kinda catchy. :yes:

[Blitz]

Hilarious show. Still have a tape of the original airing.

[Rammsteinmad]

I remember watching this back in 2000 or summit... I'd love to see it again for laughs. :lol:

[Savio]

The grandmas that fall down are paid to fall.

[TerranRich]

STUNT GRANNY.

[RGWhat316]

Does anybody know who some of the actual wrestlers were that took place? Of course their identities were meant to be concealed, but we must know who some are now.

[Xero]

Apparently two were the Pitbulls and the "Booker" was Harley Race.

[Xero]

I liked how the voice over kept contradicting the wrestlers...

Example:

Wrestler: Piledrivers are dangerous and you can take it a thousand times and still break your neck.

Voice: So, as you can see, these are dangerous moves..... unless you know the secret.

Suggesting that the Piledriver isn't dangerous.... If you know the secret...

[TerranRich]

The secret is... ban them from your promotion.

[The Mackem]

The thing that disturbed me the most about that whole programme was that a cat from a kids TV show kept on saying 'you didn't think it was real, did you?'.

[Savio]

"You didn't really think those people brought signs from home did you?"

[TerranRich]

"You didn't really think this crap brings in ratings, DID YOU?"