Why in the fuck is Meet the Spartans being made?

[.44 Magdalene]

FUCK A PIG, GODDAMMIT.

[Bazooka]

You have a choice not to watch the film.

[Jura]

Looks like its gonna be horrible like "Epic Movie".

[.44 Magdalene]

It is Epic Movie, done a second time. It's the sequel in all its fetid, putrid, shit vomiting, hermaphrodite-blowing-a-load-that-has-tiny-chainsaws-instead-of-sperm-in-your-eye glory.

[.44 Magdalene]

The fact that I'm not watching it doesn't make it less disgusting that it exists. I'm not watching Hitler kill Jews, either.

[TerranRich]

Why not? That's quality entertainment right there!

Hitler killing Jews, that is. :shifty:

[ct2k]

I'd estimate like atleast 3/4 of all movies made are entirely unecessary

[Shaggy]

If this movie actually breaks the 14th spot this weekend and is ahead of Uwe Bolls "In The Name of the King"...then I suggest Uwe Boll should just give up on movies...

[Blitz]

It's not being made, it is made.

And yes it looks like a rancid pile of dog vomit.

[thedamndest]

Not Another Teen Movie is where this type of movie begins and ends with me, although I did like Scream! if You Know What I did Last Summer, or whatever it was called.

[TerranRich]

To me, the Scary Movies are the only genre parodies I consider to be funny, and even borderline so.

[Indifferent Clox]

What about Naked Gun?

[RBM]

The Naked Guns, Hot Shots, and first two Scary Movies were all pretty good spoofs. Not Another Teen Movie wasn't that bad, either.

But these assfucks behind the last 2 Scary Movies and Date and Epic Movie need to be shot. Sadly enough, I believe both Epic Movie and Date Movie were number one in their opening weekends, which means all the retarded kiddies will come out to see Meet the Spartans and make it enough money to continue this godawful string of shit.

[Indifferent Clox]

My parents went to see date movie. hahahahahahahaha
They're all fundamentalist christian too, I always tell them to go see the movies I'm seeing but noooooo, they choose fucking Miss Congeniality two and shit.

[Stickman]

I think people just like cheap laughs and parodies.

[Indifferent Clox]

My parents were dissapointed by both. Which says at least something in their favo(u*)r.


for the benefit of US people.*

[Kane Knight]

The Naked Guns, Hot Shots, and first two Scary Movies were all pretty good spoofs. Not Another Teen Movie wasn't that bad, either.

But these assfucks behind the last 2 Scary Movies and Date and Epic Movie need to be shot. Sadly enough, I believe both Epic Movie and Date Movie were number one in their opening weekends, which means all the retarded kiddies will come out to see Meet the Spartans and make it enough money to continue this godawful string of shit.

I think it's hilarious that you include several David Zucker movies in good list, but throw Scary Movie 3 into the bad list. He may not have written it, but he was producer or some such.


Anyway, there are tons of great parodies. Almost anything Mel Brooks did, for one. It's just the shit that's being cranked out with no real integral value that's the problem./

[FakeLaser]

Naked Gun and anything by Mel Brooks is about it.

I was forced to watch Epic Movie and it may have been the absolute worst cinematic endeavor of all time.

[Xerzes]

Because god exists and hates us.

[Danny Electric]

isn't it like a really low budget movie

[RBM]

I think it's hilarious that you include several David Zucker movies in good list, but throw Scary Movie 3 into the bad list. He may not have written it, but he was producer or some such.


Anyway, there are tons of great parodies. Almost anything Mel Brooks did, for one. It's just the shit that's being cranked out with no real integral value that's the problem./

I liked the Wayans brothers before they started dressing like women and pretending to be babies. Don't be a menace was alright as well.

[YOUR Hero]

There a market for this brainless fodder, that's why they keep making them.

[JJT420]

oh lord, I remember people were walking out of Epic Movie, fuckin terrible

[94 SVT Cobra]

I liked the Wayans brothers before they started dressing like women and pretending to be babies. Don't be a menace was alright as well. but since im not giving dont be a menace the proper credit it deserves, 94 svt cobra is going to make a thread about it now.

[darkpower]

The first two Scary Movies were funny. After that, they seemed to want to start making it the cash cow and not spoof horror films anymore. Seriously, what the fuck does dr. phil and shaq have to do with horror films....

.....
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on second thought, forget I asked.

[darkpower]

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[Heros Welcome]

"Yea come on bitch you an that welcome back kotter haircut want a piece of me!?" LOL

[RP]

I havent been this outraged about a movie sense i saw Resident Evil: Extinction. Thats some serious outrage. I havent even seen this movie yet, but i saw the Shrek thing and stopped and was like seriously wtf.

[Kane Knight]

The first two Scary Movies were funny. After that, they seemed to want to start making it the cash cow and not spoof horror films anymore. Seriously, what the fuck does dr. phil and shaq have to do with horror films....

.....
....

on second thought, forget I asked.

Same thing WAZAAAAAAAAP? Had to do with horror films?

[TerranRich]

It's Welcome Back Kotter, not codder.

And I just saw different previews for this movie, and I must say. It looks like it is just filled with unfunny-ness. Like seriously, I cringed at all of the commercials for this movie. CRINGED.

[PapaGeorgio]

I'm Gonna Get Ya Sucka! was good shit too.

[Heros Welcome]

It was pathetic yesterday seeing a huge line of people to see this shit of a movie, while movies like Rambo and Untraceable have few people.

[YOUR Hero]

My daughter so badly wants to see this thing. Not on my watch!

[Kane Knight]

:nono: Hero, if your daughter wants to see this, you've FAILED as a father.

Or maybe it's your wife's fault. I can't imagine a failuer being the fault of your superior seed.

[Shaggy]

Well....apparently more than a few people ended up seeing this movie...

It beat out Rambo to be #1 at the box office.... What a pathetic world we live in!

[Jura]

Anyone here seen it yet?

[KingofOldSchool]

Well....apparently more than a few people ended up seeing this movie...

It beat out Rambo to be #1 at the box office.... What a pathetic world we live in!

:'(

[Triple A]

It is the same guys who made Epic Movie and Date Movie, which looked like the worst fucking movies ever. This one looks even worse. Everytime I see the commercials I want to puke. But people love this shit, because people are terrible.

[Boondock Saint]

Sad.

[Crimson]

Amazing. Seriously, do people not care that they go watch an actual good movie, they jus wana go waste money on this crap and it isn't even funny, fuckin retards.

[Kane Knight]

Amazing. Seriously, do people not care that they go watch an actual good movie, they jus wana go waste money on this crap and it isn't even funny, fuckin retards.

People want a cheap laugh they don't have to think about.

[YOUR Hero]

My daughter (still hasn't seen it) says Dad, I need to see 300 then go see Meet the Spartans.
I'm like, no. 300 is too violent for you and Meet the Spartans is horrible. She's not lost to the <s>dark</s> dumb side yet, Yoda!

[weather vane]

It debuted #1 in Canada.

[Triple A]

It debuted #1 in the US too...

[gatoconbotas]

What has this world fallen to? Why must movies like this continue to be made?

[Downunder]

:nono:

[Savio]

I disagree scary movie 2 wasn't funny

[94 SVT Cobra]

Fuck your couch then

but really did anybody even see this?

[Downunder]

Parody movies as a whole are not funny.

[Kane Knight]

Parody movies as a whole are not funny.

Most Mel Brooks movies are funny, and early Zucker Brothers movies were.

But for the most part, yes. Parody movies as a whole aren't funny.

[BigDaddyCool]

The problem is they have hollywood writers making movies now, not funny jews. The answer is we need more jews making parody movies like Airplane and anything Mel Brooks did. When I was a kid, I didn't know that Hot Shots was even a parody or Rambo.

Oh, speaking of Rambo, how could they have a parody or the new Rambo in a movie coming out at the exact same time? And that, "say hello to my little friend" line has been done to death. I bet most people that see Scary movie, Meet the Spartans, Date Movie or whatever else probably don't even to know where it originally came from.

Oh, Mafia is a good paraody.

The only bad Mel Brooks movie was the vampire one.

[Champion of Europa]

Some people have their heads so far up their asses all they can see is shit.

[Kane Knight]

The problem is they have hollywood writers making movies now, not funny jews. The answer is we need more jews making parody movies like Airplane and anything Mel Brooks did. When I was a kid, I didn't know that Hot Shots was even a parody or Rambo.

Oh, speaking of Rambo, how could they have a parody or the new Rambo in a movie coming out at the exact same time? And that, "say hello to my little friend" line has been done to death. I bet most people that see Scary movie, Meet the Spartans, Date Movie or whatever else probably don't even to know where it originally came from.

Oh, Mafia is a good paraody.

The only bad Mel Brooks movie was the vampire one.

I thought the 12 Chairs was pretty terrible.

[BigDaddyCool]

I thought the 12 Chairs was pretty terrible.

Which one was that? I don't believe I've seen it.

[The Gold Standard]

I heard it was the worst movie ever. It wasn't even close to being funny and it was a waste of money.

[Kane Knight]

I just saw some of Date Movie this morning because it was on HBO.

I want my money back. Seriously, HBO owes me for that shit.

[YOUR Hero]

All I know is my daughter has stopped mentioning it.