Impact Thread for 1/17 - Awaiting BDC Approval

[DarKCentaur]

Since there doesn't seem to be one.

[DarKCentaur]

In light of my finding the WCW Nitro Drinking Game in my old file archives on here, we should come up with an Impact drinking game. (this in no way has to do with the fact that I'm drinking right now)

[Innovator]

TNA Drinking Game, lets do this

-Drink everytime the camera changes angles

....have fun

[DarKCentaur]

TNA Drinking Game, lets do this

-Drink everytime the camera changes angles

....have fun

That's not fair :'(

[DarKCentaur]

Why would these guys even consider Team 3D's challenge? Jay Lethal is still technically the champion.

[DarKCentaur]

Drink every time they refer to D'Von as fat

[DarKCentaur]

I want Shark Boy's opinion on this challenge

[Innovator]

Why not just jump them and take the belt back

[DarKCentaur]

Why not just jump them and take the belt back

Because "possession" of the belt would return to Brother Ray.

[Innovator]

Drink every time they refer to D'Von as fat
Drink everytime Karen Angle goes into the men's room

[DarKCentaur]

Chug for every week the Abyss/James Mitchell angle drags on

[Innovator]

Chug for every week the Abyss/James Mitchell angle drags on
Down a handle when this angle ends

[6to1]

uh-oh scott is too big to go for the x belt now time for roid rage

[DarKCentaur]

Chug for every week the Abyss/James Mitchell angle drags on

An addendum: Chug every time a new wrestler is added to this feud

[DarKCentaur]

Drink for every injury Shark Boy sustains

[DarKCentaur]

HAHAHAHA the Shark Family

[Innovator]

wow this is retarded

[Innovator]

drink everytime there is a stupid backstage segment

[McLegend]

Are you kidding me?

[Innovator]

TOMKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

Tomkoholics unite

[DarKCentaur]

That was brilliant in its stupidity.

[DarKCentaur]

Relaxin' with Tomko!

[DarKCentaur]

Drink every time Sonjay Dutt annoys you.

[JT]

I admire TNA. Most shows strive to get better each week, but not TNA. They strive to get worst every week.

I have to applaud a show that would be brave enough to go in that direction.

[DarKCentaur]

And of course, drink every time Eric Young is scared shitless by his pyro

[Innovator]

They're turning Eric into a retard, DRINK

[DarKCentaur]

And of course, drink every time Eric Young is scared shitless by his pyro

Hell, chug if it doesn't phase him

[Innovator]

Drink for a ref bump

Drink for interference in a main event

Drink for a screwjob finish

[DarKCentaur]

They're turning Eric into a retard, DRINK

Turning? :?:

[DarKCentaur]

Drink for a ref bump

Drink for interference in a main event

Drink for a screwjob finish

You stole those from the Nitro Drinking Game!

[DarKCentaur]

Chug if the ref looks like he's in better shape than one of the wrestlers in the match

[Innovator]

LARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

[DarKCentaur]

Drink when James Storm and Jackie Moore do

[Innovator]

Drink when Christian rocks the mic

[DarKCentaur]

Haha wow, Christian is on fire

[Innovator]

drink for a freecreditreport.com commercial

[Innovator]

Put the belt on Christian, stop revolving the show around Kurt, and let Christian do his thing

[Innovator]

Drink with ODB

[DarKCentaur]

Drink till ODB becomes fuckable

[DarKCentaur]

Drink for every boner Angelina Love gives you

[Innovator]

Drink until you can't get it up looking at Angelina Love

[DarKCentaur]

Who the hell cheers for ODB? I don't get it. Is she supposed to be the Val Venis of TNA or something?

[DarKCentaur]

TNA's worst woman wrestler is better than all the women currently in WWE.

[DarKCentaur]

Did Don West REALLY just say "People like ODB because they can relate to her"? Is he trying to say the fans are big, ugly, disgusting drunks?

[Innovator]

ODB was in OVW for a while

[BigDaddyCool]

Drink till ODB becomes fuckable

You mean where you pass out and she rapes you?

BTW, **Approved**

[Innovator]

Drink whenever ratings go up when Nash is on TV

[DarKCentaur]

Are they STILL ignoring the fact that Petey Williams already has a title shot? What's with all these extraneous #1 Contender matches?

[DarKCentaur]

Drink whenever ratings go up when Nash is on TV

No fair... :(

[Innovator]

I'm guessing the briefcases are like Money in the Bank

[DarKCentaur]

I'm guessing the briefcases are like Money in the Bank

They weren't really clear on that... but I'll buy it.

Drink every week the briefcase holders don't cash in their title shots. Chug if they seemingly forget that they have them.

[Innovator]

No fair... :(
so you drunk yet

[Innovator]

Drink for every retarded Shark Boy segment

[DarKCentaur]

so you drunk yet

Getting there.

YES! More of the Shark Family!

[Innovator]

WOOHOOO CIDE ON TV

[Innovator]

SHELLLLLYYYY

[Innovator]

Drink everytime a person who quit TNA shows up on TV

[Innovator]

LOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW KI

[DarKCentaur]

Drink everytime a person who quit TNA shows up on TV

1-2 Punch right there, I like that one

[Innovator]

Drink for every Senshi kick

[McLegend]

Drink everytime Don West says Bizarre

[Innovator]

Drink everytime Don West says Bizarre
Chug a beer when Tenay and West both shut up

[DarKCentaur]

Run-in after the match! Drink

[DarKCentaur]

The secret is revealed TONIGHT (read as: in 3 months)

[BigDaddyCool]

BTW, I have to go set up an X-Box, I won't stay.

[DarKCentaur]

BTW, I have to go set up an X-Box, I won't stay.

But you'll miss the SECRET!!!

Actually you probably won't.

[McLegend]

Drink everytime Lance Hoyt does something gay

[Innovator]

drink when tna copies star wars

[DarKCentaur]

How can Abyss not know Mitchell was his dad? That makes no sense.

[DarKCentaur]

It doesn't sound like his "father" "died" when he was too young to remember.

[DarKCentaur]

I can honestly say I didn't see that coming.

[Xerzes]

How long until Mitchell has another world-shattering (read: boring and/or stolen from Undertaker/Kane) secret to reveal? This is at least the third.

[DarKCentaur]

Months? It feels like years Tenay.

[DarKCentaur]

Oh ok, Abyss knew. That at least makes sense now.

[Innovator]

Drink when there is an actual storyline development with Robert Roode

[DarKCentaur]

Peyton Banks and Robert Roode... this show cannot get any better

[Innovator]

Legend is right, this iMPACT sucks worse than other iMPACTs

[DarKCentaur]

I wanna see Sonjay Dutt go heel and become like, Bollywood Dutt or something. That's the only way I'd find him entertaining

[McLegend]

As of right now. This is one of the worse impacts ever, and that's saying something

[Innovator]

Drink when there is BALLYHOO

[DarKCentaur]

As of right now. This is one of the worse impacts ever, and that's saying something

It's not so much that it's horrible (Abyss/James Mitchell nonwithstanding), it just seems like nothing of importance has happened.

[DarKCentaur]

Drink when there is BALLYHOO

I'll puke.

[DarKCentaur]

Drink till you pass out when that Strange Wilderness trailer comes on.

[Innovator]

Drink for the duration it takes Kevin Nash to get to the ring

[McLegend]

BALLYHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Innovator]

Drink when Sonjay does something flippy

[Innovator]

Banks is hotter than Brooks

[McLegend]

Banks is hotter than Brooks
stfu

[Innovator]

Drink when The James Gang pollute your TV with shit

[DarKCentaur]

Drink when The James Gang pollute your TV with shit

Drink everytime you question why they're called VKM

[Innovator]

Might as well just chug when they're on TV

[Innovator]

Drink when you stare at Velvet Sky and start drooling

[McLegend]

This Shark boy segment is a total abortion

[Innovator]

This Shark boy segment is a total abortion
Back alley in Mexico with a rusty coat hanger

[Innovator]

God Bullet Bob.....WHY

[DarKCentaur]

Uhhh.

[DarKCentaur]

I would take Brad over Bullet Bob.

[Innovator]

Drink when Kip turns on Bullet Bob

[McLegend]

God bless him

[McLegend]

yes another Creditreport.com commercial

[McLegend]

Drink when Kip turns on Bullet Bob

Who turned on Bullet Bob the last time?

[DarKCentaur]

Who turned on Bullet Bob the last time?

There was a last time?

[Innovator]

sadly no one

but Russo is here this time!

[McLegend]

There was a last time?

Believe it or not... Yes there was a last time.

[McLegend]

sadly no one

but Russo is here this time!

I know someone did.

[McLegend]

I remember now. It was Konan, which eventually lead to the formation of LAX

[Innovator]

....wow

[DarKCentaur]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Innovator]

NOW I remember why I like Konnan

[Innovator]

Lethal is Savage

Shark Boy is Austin

Coming up next, Eric Young is Brock Lesnar!

[DarKCentaur]

Normally I would shit all over TNA trying to copy/rehash WWE gimmicks... but Stone Cold Shark Boy would be GOLD.

[McLegend]

so is this shakrboy shit over with for tonight?

[Innovator]

Drink when Kurt is a shell of his former self

[DarKCentaur]

Drink if it's real. Chug if it's DAMN real.

[Xerzes]

Bullet Bob Armstrong arm wrestled Konnan, who was on crutches at the time.

In a cage.

Because god hates us.

[DarKCentaur]

What just happened?

[Innovator]

Drink when Cornette is awesome

[Innovator]

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOE

[DarKCentaur]

Drink for every cheeseburger Joe eats mid-match.

[DarKCentaur]

So is Christian a face now? I can't tell.

[Innovator]

Still down the heel ramp

[DarKCentaur]

Ahhh.

[Innovator]

I'd like to see another Joe/Christian match

[Innovator]

One of the things I love that Joe does is walk away from someone who dives

[McLegend]

Bullet Bob Armstrong arm wrestled Konnan, who was on crutches at the time.

In a cage.

Because god hates us.

lol see I didn't make this shit up

[DarKCentaur]

They gave this match a lot of time... unless they're gonna have a throw-away segment at the end where AJ doesn't make a decision for 3 more weeks.

[Innovator]

They gave this match a lot of time... unless they're gonna have a throw-away segment at the end where AJ doesn't make a decision for 3 more weeks.
Yay, we get to here about how AJ used to piss himself

[Innovator]

Down a beer if AJ ever hits the Styles Clash

[DarKCentaur]

Ref bump!! Drink

[Innovator]

So cause the ref fucked up, Morgan supports the ref?

[DarKCentaur]

Matt Morgan does what Matt Morgan wants. A staunch follower of Tomkoism.

[DarKCentaur]

Well, if that Gallagher's 2000 commercial isn't creepy.

[Innovator]

Matt Morgan does what Matt Morgan wants. A staunch follower of Tomkoism.
Tomkoites....better than Tomkoholics

[Xerzes]

I'm addicted to Tomkohol.

[Innovator]

Tomkoholics it is

[DarKCentaur]

That was a nice spear by Christian

[Mr. JL]

holy shit... West & Tenay need to shut the fuck up

[Innovator]

You know they could have built to Christian vs. AJ....

Wow haven't seen AJ go for the Spiral Tap in a while

[Xerzes]

Holy crap the Unprettier connected.

[DarKCentaur]

Maybe Christian will decide not to take the title shot, and let Angle have off for two months.

[Mr. JL]

Also, why build up AJ's decision the whole night and then not have him win the match and let the fans see what his decision would be?

[Xerzes]

Uh..wtf is this Global Impact nonsense? We're twenty minutes in and there hasn't been a match. Just bits and pieces of match. I would like some wrestling now.

[BigDaddyCool]

But you'll miss the SECRET!!!

Actually you probably won't.

Saw the secret, and kinda expected it. Abyss is Kane Lite, and James Mitchel is rip off Paul Bearer.

[Innovator]

Freak out time

WHY THE FUCK ARE TENAY AND WEST CALLING ANGLE vs. NAGATA! JESUS CHRIST THEY'LL RUIN IT

[Xerzes]

Because if there's anything that Japanese wrestling needed, it was a constant barrage of inane observations.

[Heros Welcome]

Once I heard Tenay and West say one word during the Nagata Angle match I wanted to punch a hole in my tv. The match was very good, and the fact that they were talking over the crowd was sooo annoying. When they cut to the Japanese team commentary I breathed a sigh of relief, but they only give us 5 seconds of it. Then as the crowd seemed to be getting hotter and hotter, West just talked louder and louder.

All in all, I say great match and Fuck you Tenay and West.

[Dave Youell]

Wait a second

OMFGGGG!!!!!

RELLIK is KILLER spelt backwards!

[BigDaddyCool]

Nagata spelled backwards is Atagan...which we all know is Japanese for killer?

[parkmania]

So does anyone have a link to the Global Impact show? It might be shite but I was in the hospital with my wife after the birth of our son and missed it. One of my friends was in Japan on a tour and got interviewed by TNA, and I wanted to see if they showed him.