moshingfreak
12-13-2003, 09:29 PM
For you guys who dont care about me, I dont care bout you either :mad: . But I have a few wishes that hopefully the WWE Board of Directors will see to make my Xmas extra special (not bloody likely). So this is my list of Wants, not Needs, that I want for Xmas.
1) Take Vince of TV until WMXX. I'm sick of him studdering and his "im the pimp of WWE" thing. Worst thing about Vince: Storyline against Steph.
2) Fire anybody that doesnt wrestle on a weekly basis. This means Put Out or Get Out to Triple H.
3) If Triple H stays, have Vince pay a plastic surgeon for a Nose Job for him. Cmon, its getting out of control.
4) Have an award ceremony for Nathan Jones. He can recieve the Christian Award for having a tantrum on the plane and packing a sad.
5) Change the GMs over. Have Heyman working with the RAW guys. Then make RAW break away from WWE and call it Extreme Championship Wrestling and have all the normal rules changed so theres No DQ in every match, and have all the matches draw blood from someone. And put some danger with fire and explosives and barbed wire and... wait, didnt that happen?
6) Can No. 5
7) Ressurect the hardcore title
8) Ressurect Crash Holly (hey, it could happen)
9) Mix up the genetic codes of wrestlers to make an army of Super-Wrestlers. Think of it. You could have Rodney-Berg or The Big S.H.I.T or even Shelton S.H.I.T
10) Make WWE come a few miles more when they go to Australia so they could FINALLY COME TO NZ. The last wrestling show we had here had Jeff Jarret vs Sting, which aint bad, but we need some VITAMIN C
11) Have Hulk Hogan wrestle with a pride of Lions, then we'll really see if he is immortal.
12) Tell them to "Get The F Back"
13) If the world Wildlife Fund doesnt like it, tell them that they can coincide the two organisations. We could put a Lion, a Bear, a Panda, a Tiger, Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan in an Elimination chamber (damn thats evil)
14) Bring Jeff Hardy back, and have him have a Promo Feud with Goldberg. Insults will be flying :shifty:
15) Bring back The Headbangers and put them on Smackdown! You could have music Wars all day long with them, John Cena and Scotty 2 Hotty
16) Push Sean O'Hare
17) Push Spanky
18) Fire Little Johnny
19) Give Mae Young a slap in the face for being so goddam ugly
20) and finally, send me over a free "V1" t-shirt, I've wanted one for a while.
Have a Merry Christmas
Yours Ruley
moshingwrestlingfreak (my real names Daniel, but my mates call me Ferg)
1) Take Vince of TV until WMXX. I'm sick of him studdering and his "im the pimp of WWE" thing. Worst thing about Vince: Storyline against Steph.
2) Fire anybody that doesnt wrestle on a weekly basis. This means Put Out or Get Out to Triple H.
3) If Triple H stays, have Vince pay a plastic surgeon for a Nose Job for him. Cmon, its getting out of control.
4) Have an award ceremony for Nathan Jones. He can recieve the Christian Award for having a tantrum on the plane and packing a sad.
5) Change the GMs over. Have Heyman working with the RAW guys. Then make RAW break away from WWE and call it Extreme Championship Wrestling and have all the normal rules changed so theres No DQ in every match, and have all the matches draw blood from someone. And put some danger with fire and explosives and barbed wire and... wait, didnt that happen?
6) Can No. 5
7) Ressurect the hardcore title
8) Ressurect Crash Holly (hey, it could happen)
9) Mix up the genetic codes of wrestlers to make an army of Super-Wrestlers. Think of it. You could have Rodney-Berg or The Big S.H.I.T or even Shelton S.H.I.T
10) Make WWE come a few miles more when they go to Australia so they could FINALLY COME TO NZ. The last wrestling show we had here had Jeff Jarret vs Sting, which aint bad, but we need some VITAMIN C
11) Have Hulk Hogan wrestle with a pride of Lions, then we'll really see if he is immortal.
12) Tell them to "Get The F Back"
13) If the world Wildlife Fund doesnt like it, tell them that they can coincide the two organisations. We could put a Lion, a Bear, a Panda, a Tiger, Kevin Nash and Hulk Hogan in an Elimination chamber (damn thats evil)
14) Bring Jeff Hardy back, and have him have a Promo Feud with Goldberg. Insults will be flying :shifty:
15) Bring back The Headbangers and put them on Smackdown! You could have music Wars all day long with them, John Cena and Scotty 2 Hotty
16) Push Sean O'Hare
17) Push Spanky
18) Fire Little Johnny
19) Give Mae Young a slap in the face for being so goddam ugly
20) and finally, send me over a free "V1" t-shirt, I've wanted one for a while.
Have a Merry Christmas
Yours Ruley
moshingwrestlingfreak (my real names Daniel, but my mates call me Ferg)