TNGay Impact thread for 1/24

[BigDaddyCool]

Yeah, it is still on the air.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow, already sucks.

[DarKCentaur]

I'm holding out hope for that Donnybrook that Cornette promised us.

[Innovator]

beat me to it

[BigDaddyCool]

Cornette is inept.

[BigDaddyCool]

Booker T returns to TNA? Did he leave?

[Innovator]

BDC marks out as Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring

[DarKCentaur]

I've never seen a GM/Commissioner that gives in to every single wrestler's demands.

[BigDaddyCool]

Everyone shut up, Nash is on the tv.

[Innovator]

Booker T returns to TNA? Did he leave?
Nah he was being a baby cause his girl has a glass jaw

[BigDaddyCool]

BDC marks out as Kevin Nash makes his way to the ring

It is true, now shut up.

[DarKCentaur]

Booker T returns to TNA? Did he leave?

Sharmell was hurt by Robert Roode. I guess Booker T. earned a few weeks off as a result.

[Innovator]

Nash should be commissioner, Cornette should do commentary

[BigDaddyCool]

Nah he was being a baby cause his girl has a glass jaw

He should have known that already?

[Innovator]

CHRIS HERO SHIRT

[Innovator]

Fairfield's own MATT FREAKING MORGAN

[BigDaddyCool]

Is Nash like a temporary manager?

[DarKCentaur]

Fuck this, I'm drinking again this week

[BigDaddyCool]

Who is taller, Nash or Morgan.

[BigDaddyCool]

Kliq is not dead.

[Innovator]

Kliq dead? Oh no he didn't!

[BigDaddyCool]

:mad: I now hate Matt Morgan

[Innovator]

My kegerator is working now, might be the night to get it going

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash, no sell that shit!!!!!

[Innovator]

I can get behind Joe and Nash taking on the world

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash, make him your new Backlund.

[DarKCentaur]

Gold... oh, Samoa Joe.

[BigDaddyCool]

I can get behind <s>Joe and</s> Nash taking on the world

[DarKCentaur]

Wait, is Samoa Joe one of Dustin Runnel's split personalities?

[Innovator]

Karen Angle FTW

[BigDaddyCool]

Hey, is nash going to be on again, I didn't read the spoilers.

[Innovator]

Hey, is nash going to be on again, I didn't read the spoilers.
I think so

[Innovator]

Tomko should run TNA, with Nash

[BigDaddyCool]

Damn...do I play video games or watch tna...

[NYDon]

Did Nash have a rebuttal to Matt Morgan or is that later

[Innovator]

Crystal is smoking tonight

[Innovator]

Ms Banks FTW

[DarKCentaur]

Damn...do I play video games or watch tna...

I got FF6 Advance on Emulator while it's on.

Roode and Banks, yeeeeeessssss

[BigDaddyCool]

Eric Young and James Storm are still feuding?

[BigDaddyCool]

Eric Young still has a job? he is annoying.

[DarKCentaur]

Sonjay Dutt still gets TV time?

[BigDaddyCool]

Nah, fuck this noise, I'm play video games, catch ya'll later.

[Innovator]

Highest rated show? you got a 1.22

[DarKCentaur]

Last week was their highest rated show? That's a bad sign.

[Heros Welcome]

Highest rated show? you got a 1.22

Thats HUGE!....:|

[Volare]

1.22...as in bums that were walking down a street and saw a TV shop that had TNA impact on. (the .22 is because one was on crack and that's how much of his brain was working when it was on.)

[Innovator]

Sadly global impact, which was awesome, only got a 0.8

[Innovator]

What sets those 3 guys apart? West is going nuts for all 3 guys

[Volare]

I think West's eyesight is fucked up from staring at a monitor.

[Volchok]

lol he lost his smile.

[Heros Welcome]

http://limelight-627.static.dailymotion.com/dyn/preview/160x120/4127627.jpg

The only thing lethal was missing was the brown suit.

[DarKCentaur]

Is it sad that I'm really looking forward to a Shark Boy appearance tonight?

[Heros Welcome]

Well here he is

[DarKCentaur]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[DarKCentaur]

Fucking Shark Boy

[DarKCentaur]

A Shark Boy push?!

[Heros Welcome]

I find this funny, but it upsets me that Sharkboy is getting tv time while someone like Christopher Daniels is "fired"

[DarKCentaur]

Ok, nothing is beating that tonight. Shark Boy 24:7 rules

[DarKCentaur]

Also, I love the selective censoring. "Give you an ass-whooping" gets bleeped, but "Stomp a mudhole in my ass" and "Goofy sons-of-bitches" goes through

[Theo Dious]

Eric Young and James Storm are still employed?

[Theo Dious]

Also, I love the selective censoring. "Give you an ass-whooping" gets bleeped, but "Stomp a mudhole in my ass" and "Goofy sons-of-bitches" goes through

That's a graphic example of why TNA sucks.

[Mr. JL]

and THATS THE BOTTOM LINE, CUZ SHARK BOY SAID SO!!!

[Xerzes]

Maybe they shouldn't give her the mic.

[Heros Welcome]

Speaking of censoring, I remember a few shows back it has Christian calling someone a Prick and it goes through, but when Joe said everyone can suck my ass gets bleeped. Might have been bleeped since its a terrible line, we'll never know.

[DarKCentaur]

Why is Kong a disgrace? She won it fair and square.

[Xerzes]

ODB's tits aren't shaped right. Boo bad implants. Boo.

[Skippord]

Who would you rather fuck

ODB or Awesome Kong

[DarKCentaur]

Who's waiting to see ODB vs Kong?

[Heros Welcome]

Why is Kong a disgrace? She won it fair and square.

The network doesn't like men hitting women.

[DarKCentaur]

Who would you rather fuck

ODB or Awesome Kong

Awesome Kong. She at least resembles a woman.

[Xerzes]

Congratulations, TNA. You've shoved Angle down our throats for so damn long I no longer want to see who is probably the greatest wrestler today. I want Kurt Angle to go away.

[Xerzes]

Because no title match is allowed to end cleanly. Ever.

[DarKCentaur]

That... made no sense? Why distract the ref in a No DQ Match?

[Innovator]

So Lethal beats the shit out of Devine, but one cane shot to the back costs him the title?

[Innovator]

BARBED WIRE MASSACRE

Just call it a fucking barbed wire match

[DarKCentaur]

So Lethal beats the shit out of Devine, but one cane shot to the back costs him the title?

He lost his smile. That immediately gave him red limb damage :shifty:

[Heros Welcome]

Casual Thursday for Abyss.

[The Lone Wolf]

Casual Thursday for Abyss.

i guess he doesnt have to get dressed up for the writers meeting

[Innovator]

I can't wait until Abyss fucks Mary Hick

[The Lone Wolf]

what is a second rate basketball player from the 90s doing on tna

[DarKCentaur]

Ok, what is the purpose of SoCal Val? I'm just curious. And yes she's pretty fine.

[Kane Knight]

Just tuning in.

[Kane Knight]

What happened to Booker's wife?

[Xerzes]

Damnit go away old man.

[DarKCentaur]

What happened to Booker's wife?

Robert Roode accidentally hit her in the face and broke her jaw.

[Kane Knight]

LOL. "Daaad,"

[Xerzes]

"Rock & Rave Infection" is still a terrible name.

[Heros Welcome]

I hope Bullet Bob takes that Styles/Tomko combo finisher just so I can get a good laugh.

[The Lone Wolf]

rock and rave is terrible ....

[DarKCentaur]

Ugh, go away Rock and Rave

[Kane Knight]

Robert Roode accidentally hit her in the face and broke her jaw.

Retarded. But no more than the "punk" girl on my screen.

[DarKCentaur]

Oh, I thought they were gonna play Guitar Hero in the middle of the ring.

[Innovator]

CURRY MAN!!!!!!!!

[DarKCentaur]

LOL uhh what?

[DarKCentaur]

Tiger Mask? Curry Man? Are we playing a poorly translated NES game?

[Heros Welcome]

CURRYMAN!

[Blitz]

HOT SPICY TASTES GREAT

[Kane Knight]

rock and rave is terrible ....

Ugh, go away Rock and Rave

[Innovator]

Yeah thats Daniels

[Xerzes]

Curry Man's entrance was, in fact, awesome.

[Kane Knight]

Wait...That was Christy Hemme? FUCK!

[Blitz]

Only thing I wanted to see on TNA this week and I turn it on exactly before he comes out :D

[The Lone Wolf]

tigermask is the man

[Kane Knight]

Holy fuck. "Makes it look effortless." Yeah, that was the most painful Hurricanrana because the asshole selling it took it horrible.

[Innovator]

CURRY MAN CURRY MAN

[Innovator]

Fuck Rave n the Tramp Stamp, we want Curry Man

[The Lone Wolf]

as long as rock and rave dont win im good

[DarKCentaur]

as long as rock and rave get fired im good

[Kane Knight]

HERE COMES THE PAIN!

[DarKCentaur]

What has Samoa Joe done to be MVP?

[Kane Knight]

as long as rock and rave get killed im good

[Kane Knight]

What has Samoa Joe done to be MVP?

Most Vascular Problems?

[Kane Knight]

Means Very Prominent?

[Kane Knight]

Melts Velveeta for Pleasure?

[Blitz]

Hey that hobo looks a bit like Kevin Nash.

[Kane Knight]

Meaty, Vast, Posterior?

[The Lone Wolf]

What has Samoa Joe done to be MVP?

apparently winning every title at least once isnt enough for angle to win mvp

[Kane Knight]

Most Valuable Planet?

[DarKCentaur]

CHEESEBURGERS!

[The Lone Wolf]

joes new character is terrible

[Kane Knight]

Man of Vices Plenty?

[Heros Welcome]

joes new character is terrible

Agreed

[Blitz]

AJ Styles wears a crown now eh.

[Kane Knight]

joes new character is terrible What exactly is his character?

[Innovator]

apparently winning every title at least once isnt enough for angle to win mvp
Well he has enough segments every week

[Innovator]

every face whines in TNA

and ever heel is a comedy act

[Kane Knight]

Team X-Ray Specs!

[Kane Knight]

God, the pointing to your palm thing is retarded. Yes I know what it means. No I don't care. Anyone who does it is a tard.

[Innovator]

Funny thing is AJ is in the same storyline he was in 3 years ago in TNA

[Innovator]

trying to hang with the main eventers

[Heros Welcome]

What exactly is his character?


Bitching an moaning about money as if his agent is Scott Boras, and whining about not getting his way.

[The Lone Wolf]

anybody willing to go out on a limb and say that we will actually get a clash tonight?

[Kane Knight]

Funny thing is AJ is in the same storyline he was in 3 years ago in TNA

Most people are in recycled storylines.

Bitching an moaning about money as if his agent is Scott Boras, and whining about not getting his way.

So being a douchebag. Gotcha.

[Heros Welcome]

anybody willing to go out on a limb and say that we will actually get a clash tonight?


Better chance that this impact pulls a 2.0 rating..

[Kane Knight]

Wait, did they just say there was a weight limit on the X-Division title?

[Indifferent Clox]

What does the palm thing mean? I love mcgm tbh

[The Lone Wolf]

Wait, did they just say there was a weight limit on the X-Division title?

no its just for future storylines making fun of team 3d having to lose weight

[The Lone Wolf]

so much for the clash

[Mr. Pierre]

What does the palm thing mean? I love mcgm tbh

Supposedly Michigan is shaped like a hand, and where they point is where Detroit is.

[Kane Knight]

What does the palm thing mean? I love mcgm tbh

You're from Detroit, aren't you? or you live there, right?

no its just for future storylines making fun of team 3d having to lose weight

Oh, that makes sense.:roll:

Upskirt of Karen Angle, BTW. LOL. You know you're fucked when a woman's supposed to be hurt, and the cameraman's trying to sneak a peak.

[Kane Knight]

so much for the clash

Anything can happen in TNA!

Except good storylines, logic, and the Styles Clash.

[Indifferent Clox]

I'm from SC, And TN.... i don't know wtf you are talking about.

[Mr. Pierre]

Christian is the man.

[Kane Knight]

I'm from SC, And TN.... i don't know wtf you are talking about.

Look at Michigan on a map.

[Indifferent Clox]

Gotcha

[DaveBrawl]

I love this show, I don't know why, but I do.

[BigDaddyCool]

Ok, I'm back finally...I caught the ending clips, those tend to be better than the actually show.

Some yellow guy was dancing like an idiot and Nash got in Matt Morgan's face.

[Innovator]

Anything can happen in TNA!

Except good storylines, logic, and the Styles Clash.

It's been so long I actually might mark out next time he hits it, or if his character finally regrows a pair

Ok, I'm back finally...I caught the ending clips, those tend to be better than the actually show.

Some yellow guy was dancing like an idiot and Nash got in Matt Morgan's face.

That's Curry Man. He's hot, spicy, he tastes great.