TNA 1/31

[Xerzes]

"If god were a heel, he'd be in Team 3-D." I am tired of them and want them to go away.

[BigDaddyCool]

"If god were a heel, he'd be in Team 3-D." I am tired of them and want them to go away.

If God was a heel, he would be in the kliq.

[Heros Welcome]

Rock N Rave...wastes of life

[BigDaddyCool]

Is Petey ever going to cash in his title shot?

[BigDaddyCool]

Why would management of wrestling promotion have a match that would end the division that has defined them for 5 years?

[Xerzes]

Because TNA hates money.

[Innovator]

So just having possession of the case gives you a shot

[BigDaddyCool]

I would ruin my credit to see a shoot fight with Brock v Stiener in their primes.

[Innovator]

Also I like AJ showing some testicular fortitude

[Innovator]

I would ruin my credit to see a shoot fight with Brock v Stiener in their primes.
Oh man, Brock in 2002 against Steiner in 1990

[Heros Welcome]

Also I like AJ showing some testicular fortitude

As did I.

[BigDaddyCool]

So just having possession of the case gives you a shot

Yeah, #1 contendership is defended more than the titles in TNA.

[BigDaddyCool]

Oh man, Brock in 2002 against Steiner in 1990

And for shits and giggles, have the match in the University of Michigan.

[Heros Welcome]

It still shocks me that after being on TV for the time that they have, AJ has never been a serious threat to the title. The man is the absolute goods for them and the second they get the exposure, he gets lost. Makes zero sense.

[Xerzes]

Also I like AJ showing some testicular fortitude

It isn't entirely boring and shitty, and doesn't involve poop jokes, so it won't last.

[Xerzes]

Goddamnit let Bullet Bob stay retired.

[Innovator]

Ok BG even sucks against his dad

[BigDaddyCool]

So why does everything in TNA have to be a comedy act?

[Innovator]

It still shocks me that after being on TV for the time that they have, AJ has never been a serious threat to the title. The man is the absolute goods for them and the second they get the exposure, he gets lost. Makes zero sense.
Gotta push WWE rejects, cmon now

[Innovator]

Shelly baby

[Heros Welcome]

So why does everything in TNA have to be a comedy act?

Because it is run by former WCW heads. In the storm shoot I watched, he talked on how the writers for wcw always made heels into comedy acts, which lead to storm saying. "why the hell does everything have to be a joke? How about making smart booking descions and worry about terrible comedy later"

[BigDaddyCool]

Did they just say that Billy Gunn is the power man in the VMK tag team?

[Xerzes]

So why does everything in TNA have to be a comedy act?

Because TNA hates money.

[BigDaddyCool]

Billy Gunn sucks. Sorry Tovo, reconize.

[Innovator]

TOMKO TOMKO TOMKO

[Innovator]

Billy Gunn sucks. Sorry Tovo, reconize.
To quote Edge, Billy Gunn is like a vacuum, he both sucks and blows

[BigDaddyCool]

So seriously, what would it take for wrestling to have a good booker in charge?

[Innovator]

So seriously, what would it take for wrestling to have a good booker in charge?
Someone in charge would have to remove their heads from their own asses, and in Jarrett's case, he'd have to remove Dutch Mantel's head also.

[BigDaddyCool]

Judas whatever is gay.

[Innovator]

not as gay as this whole storyline

[BigDaddyCool]

Sinister Minister is gay too.

[Innovator]

He is the only part of this storyline worth two shits

[BigDaddyCool]

It is like hey lets half as Kane and Undertaker only make them real satanic and take all the nuance out of it. That is sure to be retarded and not make money. Lets do it for like an entire year too.

[BigDaddyCool]

He is the only part of this storyline worth two shits

He should be proud of that.

[Heros Welcome]

The storyline is terrible, but its also sad how they have made Abyss so one dimensional. I mean I know that his strength is hardcore wrestling, but the guy can go in the ring and have a good match without slicing his body.

[Innovator]

God Sharkboy.....horrible

[BigDaddyCool]

The storyline is terrible, but its also sad how they have made Abyss so one dimensional. I mean I know that his strength is hardcore wrestling, but the guy can go in the ring and have a good match without slicing his body.

Meh.

[Crossrine]

Can Sharkboy please die? Please??

[Heros Welcome]

Bionic Blue Neck

[Innovator]

I hate TNA

[Heros Welcome]

Sharkboy screams originality :|

[BigDaddyCool]

Sharkboy is half decent.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash is awesome.

[Crossrine]

Nash's fight club:
Rule Number 1
Dont Fight for free

Rule Number 2

YOU DO NOT FIGHT FOR FREE

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash is fucking awesome.

[BigDaddyCool]

Nash's fight club:
Rule Number 1
Dont Fight for free

It is true.

[Innovator]

Kong going to speak? there goes her mystic

[BigDaddyCool]

I love how "live" tna impact had a video package ready for something that happened literally 3 seconds earlier.

[Heros Welcome]

I don't think she really is. Didn't they report them hiring someone to be her manager?

[BigDaddyCool]

Kong going to speak? there goes her mystic

Hey, you got this huge silent monster of a woman! Lets ruin her.

[Kane Knight]

I just tuned in. Did I miss anything worth a fuck.

[Heros Welcome]

I just tuned in. Did I miss anything worth a fuck.

Of course not

[BigDaddyCool]

I just tuned in. Did I miss anything worth a fuck.

No.

[Crossrine]

I don't think she really is. Didn't they report them hiring someone to be her manager?

If they have her screaming in "Arabic" or a jibberish language pretending to be Arabic :rant: Lets just say this wont end well for Cornelle...

[BigDaddyCool]

If they have her screaming in "Arabic" or a jibberish language pretending to be Arabic :rant: Lets just say this wont end well for Cornelle...

Why, again no one but us watches TNA. And even if they treat Arabs with respect, I'll make fun of them.

[BigDaddyCool]

If they have her screaming in "Arabic" or a jibberish language pretending to be Arabic :rant: Lets just say this wont end well for Cornelle...

Is a bullshit Arab accent ok?

[Xerzes]

What the shit-fuck is this?

[BigDaddyCool]

What the shit-fuck is this?

Hype.

[Crossrine]

Wow that was a horrible horrible Arabic last sentence. :lol: Like blatantly obvious that its a Russian lady/Jewish lady

[Crossrine]

Is a bullshit Arab accent ok?

No :mad:

[BigDaddyCool]

If they have her screaming in "Arabic" or a jibberish language pretending to be Arabic :rant: Lets just say this wont end well for Cornelle...

Is a bullshit Arab accent ok?

Nevermind, ended with "Arab sounding language."

[Heros Welcome]

Here comes Ashley before she went on survivor.

[BigDaddyCool]

Wow that was a horrible horrible Arabic last sentence. :lol: Like blatantly obvious that its a Russian lady/Jewish lady

What did she say?

[BigDaddyCool]

Who acttually likes ODB?

[Innovator]

Here comes Ashley before she went on survivor.
The version of Kelly Kelly who can work a match

[Crossrine]

She was supposed to say "Thank you very much" then turns to Kong and says "Let's go". But it was sooo off. Like someone who just learned Arabic/is faking it wouldnt know how to say the "heavy" letters in the "Lets go". She didnt say it right and my 7 year old neice started laughing..

[BigDaddyCool]

What if the non-descript rag head spoke Farsi, would that make it better?

[BigDaddyCool]

She was supposed to say "Thank you very much" then turns to Kong and says "Let's go". But it was sooo off. Like someone who just learned Arabic/is faking it wouldnt know how to say the "heavy" letters in the "Lets go". She didnt say it right and my 7 year old neice started laughing..

What is a heavy letter?

[Crossrine]

No, its just like random and unneccessary. And I love how some of my friends are trying to decipher it like it was some sort of metaphor. Like how Kong is "Peaceful until provoked" and how thats a symbol for Islam. Idiotic angles like this piss me off about TNA..

[Crossrine]

What is a heavy letter?

You like over stress it, it's hard to explain. Like we have two different types of d. A lightly said d and like an insane solid d. Maybe Triple A can explain it better than I can. BTW thanks for putting up with me BDC :wave:

[BigDaddyCool]

No, its just like random and unneccessary. And I love how some of my friends are trying to decipher it like it was some sort of metaphor. Like how Kong is "Peaceful until provoked" and how thats a symbol for Islam. Idiotic angles like this piss me off about TNA..

That angle? That angle is what pisses off? What about all the wasted potential?

[BigDaddyCool]

You like over stress it, it's hard to explain. Like we have two different types of d. A lightly said d and like an insane solid d. Maybe Triple A can explain it better than I can. BTW thanks for putting up with me BDC :wave:

Triple A is a white boy.

[Innovator]

Please keep the camera off of Don West....forever

[Crossrine]

Last time I checked he was Palestinian though :wtf:

[Heros Welcome]

Please keep the camera off of Don West....forever

[BigDaddyCool]

Last time I checked he was Palestinian though :wtf:

No, white...or the Arab version of an Uncle Tom or a Banana.

[BigDaddyCool]

Tracy Brooke's boob are ridiculous in a bad way.

[BigDaddyCool]

Does Eric Young come out to a bastardized Tool song?

[Heros Welcome]

Tracy Brooke's boob are ridiculous in a bad way.

They keep getting bigger and bigger. But a plus for her, I think they actually moved this week.

[Kane Knight]

Why was that huge chick fondling herself in the middle of the ring?

[BigDaddyCool]

Why was that huge chick fondling herself in the middle of the ring?

Which huge chick? ODB? Because she is an old dirty bitch?

[BigDaddyCool]

Speaking of middle eastern wrestlers, where is Sabu?

[Crossrine]

Speaking of middle eastern wrestlers, where is Sabu?

:'(

[BigDaddyCool]

Why is Sabu billed from Bombay, India? Shouldn't he be from Tehran, Iran?

[Xerzes]

...ha, ha?

[Crossrine]

Why is Sabu billed from Bombay, India? Shouldn't he be from Tehran, Iran?

He's from Michigan but Lebanese descent, so I'm not sure where you got Iran

[Heros Welcome]

I love how normal singles matches are usually the 3rd option in TNA.

[Heros Welcome]

Ah yes, Joes shitty character with his jobber theme.

[Xerzes]

Joe loves rocky road(s).

[Heros Welcome]

Ok that was pretty sweet, I hope this is leading towards Morgan finally getting in the ring for a match. Knowing TNA though by next week he'll be Joes friend.

[Kane Knight]

Which huge chick? ODB? Because she is an old dirty bitch?

That could be it.

That was fucking retarded.

[Kane Knight]

He's from Michigan but Lebanese descent, so I'm not sure where you got Iran

BDC's American. He couldn't tell Iran from India. ;)

[Xerzes]

Tomko is world champ! yay Tomko!

[Heros Welcome]

This push Tomko is getting is unreal.

[Xerzes]

Oh, right. Tomko isn't champ, because title matches only happen on PPV no matter how many singles matches champions lose. Because interest isn't allowed to happen.

[Innovator]

TOMKO

[Kane Knight]

Tomko's finisher's pretty nice.

[IC Champion]

Tomko is the man.

I constantly ask myself why WWE let him go, then I remember he's a talented big manand it all becomes clear.

[BigDaddyCool]

He's from Michigan but Lebanese descent, so I'm not sure where you got Iran

I could be confusing my Sheiks, but wasn't the Original Sheik billed from Iran? And Sabu is like his nephew?

[LoDownM]

wtf, It's been over a month since Velvet Sky has gotten tv time :mad: :rant: