"RRRAAWWRGRGGG *SNORT*" - Coming to a bookstore near you!

[Xero]

From PWInsider:

Warrior Warrior, the man formerly known as Jim Hellwig, is shopping a book about his life and career to perspective publishers. The prospectus calls for it to be about 300 pages and will take six months to complete, but he could accommodate a publisher. I read the prospectus and if this one ever gets published, let's just say that there will be a lot to talk about coming out of it.

[Chavo Classic]

So. many. jokes.

Shall we go with 'writing it in crayon' or 'it's going to be a pop-up book' first?

[Heros Welcome]

So if I decided to throw my money at this I could experience roid rage without taking a needle?

[Chavo Classic]

IMO, this will be a terrible book. Sure Warrior has done some crazy and interesting things in his time, but his egomania and skewed perspective of his own existence will mean it's going to be a terrible, terrible read. They're going to need a team of at least four ghost-writers to make this book anywhere near readable.

[Porcupine]

I think this will be like Chyna's book but more inane.

[Theo Dious]

I think this will be like Chyna's book but more inane.

I'm not sure if you left an "s" out there or not, but either way, it's applicable.

[Chavo Classic]

Seriously, if you want to read about a drugged-up freak with an overinflated sense of self and a limited grasp on reality then Missy Hyatt's book is still available to buy on Amazon.com now

[Porcupine]

I'm not sure if you left an "s" out there or not, but either way, it's applicable.

I actually debated whether to go with Inane or Insane, but decided Inane fits a bit better. But yeah, both fit.

[FourFifty]

329 Reasons To Hate WWF and Fags by <strike>Jim "I've lost my goddamn marbles" Hellwig</strike> Teh Wahweer

[Blitz]

I guess the next Pulitzer is all decided.

[Blitz]

Seriously, this will easily be the best book in the history of literature.

[Gerard]

Should be interesting since warrior can apparently make any argument whatsoever go on for hours on end using words he looks up in an encyclopedia.

He could probably make a 1000 page book on why he thinks coke tastes better than pepsi, while threatening to beat up a few fags in the process.

[FourFifty]

Should be interesting since warrior can apparently make any argument whatsoever go on for hours on end using words he looks up in an encyclopedia.

He could probably make a 1000 page book on why he thinks coke tastes better than pepsi, while threatening to beat up a few fags in the process.

But I love pepsi......

[SammyG]

lol awesome

[SammyG]

But I love pepsi......
...PEPSI!!!!

[FourFifty]

...PEPSI!!!!

.....!!!!!