Which WWE superstar would you Prank?

[My Final Heaven]

Ooook this is going to be a really dumb post but I felt like starting a fun conversation. If you could pull a prank on any WWE wrestler, who would you do it to? Here's mine:

Goldberg: Tell him "I just saw Jericho standing outside, & he looked REALLY pissed!"
Triple H: Change his old Motorhead "Play The Game" theme to "Play the Game" by Queen :lol:
Jeff Jarrett: Tell him that Honky Tonk Man was looking for him
Funaki: Tell him that I just heard Vince say that he was scheduled for a title run
Booker T: Walk up to him & say "HEY! Aren't you that G.I. Bro guy?"

I don't know if somebody else posted this topic in the last 100 years, so if they did, sorry if I'm stepping on anybody's toes. Have fun with this one guys, please.

[Rock Bottom]

I'd prank both Triple H and Hardcore Holly. I'd tell them that I was to pin Triple H for the world title with just one month of training.

[Watson]

I'd prank both Triple H and Hardcore Holly. I'd tell them that I was to pin Triple H for the world title with just one month of training.

:y: :lol: :y:

[Vastardikai]

Bradshaw would get the smelly bag special.

[Evolution]

Steve Austin, and all I would say is what every time he finished a sentence.

Ring! Ring!
"Hello?"
"What?"
"Hello?"
"What?"
"Who is this?"
"What?"
"You think your funny?"
"What?"
"Who gave you this number?"
"What?"

And so on...

[Rob]

Bradshaw - I'd make sure he ate the infamous "sh</>it sandwich".

[Evil Vito]

<font color=goldenrod>Triple H, I'd pose as a doctor and have him constantly calling asking if Stephanie has herpes.</font>

[John la Rock]

Bradshaw - I'd make sure he ate the infamous "sh</>it sandwich".

I'd give Hardcore Holly one of those too

[Kane Knight]

Replace HHH's steroids with superglue...

Offer Bob Holly a chance to join the WWE development team, and give him directions to the nearest gay bar...

Barbed Wire in Bradshaw's trunks.

Send a memo to Tazz: Tremendous wrestling push. Want a WWE title shot?

Tell Mark Henry there's too much weight in the WWE and if he wants to keep his job, he'll flap his arms really fast...

[The Icon of Elisim]

I would stuff a dead hooker in Rikishi's trunk

[Kane Knight]

I'd kidnap Steph and mail HHH and Vince Silicone implants...

[The Forgotten One]

I'd tell Hall and Nash that the WWE was planning a full scale nWo storyline in which they would completley take over WWE.

[Kane Knight]

I'd tell Sean O'Haire he now had tenure.

[My Final Heaven]

Originally Posted by The Icon of Elisim
I would stuff a dead hooker in Rikishi's trunk

I love that one man :lol:

[Kane Knight]

Oh yeah, I'd start calling up HHH with big movie offers.

[Vastardikai]

Tell Maven that Vince decided to ban the Dropkick.

[Scarlet]

I'd call up Psycosis and tell him that the WWE was looking for another great cruiserweight for the division. I'd continue to tell him that he'd be a huge hit and that he'd be just about as big as Tajiri or Ultimo...

[Savio]

I'd tell HHH vince said he has to job to brock lesnar then watch HHH explode.

[Rob]

Anyone know who actually invented the "sh</>it sandwitch" rib in the fed? I was gonna say I still feel sorry for Mark Henry but I'd be lying. :D More amazed at his stupidity.

[Dazz]

I'd tell HHH vince said he has to job to brock lesnar then watch HHH explode.
:lol: :lol: :rofl: !

You are fu</>cking hilarious.

:love: <font color=black>not really</font>

[Kane Knight]

I'd call up Psycosis and tell him that the WWE was looking for another great cruiserweight for the division. I'd continue to tell him that he'd be a huge hit and that he'd be just about as big as Tajiri or Ultimo...
:lol:

[Scarlet]

I'd make an announcement to the entire RAW roster that they were going to have to pull the job in a handicap match against HHH

[Loose Cannon]

Tell Bob Holly that the WWE are bringing in a bunch of kids off the street, who have never wrestled a day in their lives, and they are going to be placed in high profile angles.

[Dazz]

Tell Bob Holly that the WWE are bringing in a bunch of kids off the street, who have never wrestled a day in their lives, and they are going to be placed in high profile angles.
:lol:

[Savio]

Tell Vince that HHH marrying his daughter was not an angle.
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Steal sables herpes cream.

[Scarlet]

Tell Christian that he's earned a commercial deal for Ass Cream

[Anavrin]

I would prank my way right into bed with stacy or trish.

[Rob]

I would prank my way right into bed with stacy or trish.

Think someone just pranked you pal.

[My Final Heaven]

Kurt Angle: Replace his gold medals with chocolate ones wrapped in gold foil

[The Lone Drinker]

Bill Goldberg (http://www.billgoldberg.net/sounds/goldbergcall.mp3)

[PureHatred]

1) I'd ask Ric Flair if I could use his senior citizens benefits card to buy some cheap movie tickets.

2) [note:this works, I've done it on someone] I'd wait until right before Hardcore Holly was going to take a shower and I'd put a chicken broth cube in the shower head he was going to use. The cube disintegrates and he spends the rest of the day smelling mysteriously like chicken soup. Fifi would chase him around backstage and eventually, Big Show would eat him.

[Scarface]

I'd make an announcement to the entire RAW roster that they were going to have to pull the job in a handicap match against HHH

I think this is next years Mania Main event :shifty:

[Goldbird]

i would steal rikishi's wrestling suit, and leave him a pair of G-strings

[Hired Hitman]

haha, I will have to do the second one, one day.

[Hired Hitman]

Bill Goldberg (http://www.billgoldberg.net/sounds/goldbergcall.mp3)
...er... RIGHT.

but I do think he will kick goldbergs ass... :shifty:

..damn, I was gonna close the mp3, so i wouldn't have heard that it was some dude that did that alot... anyway, yeah.. not bad :y:

[Innovator]

I'd like to give HHH a Yokozuna

That's where you jump on someone ass first

[The Lone Drinker]

Sunny (http://www.thehonkytonkman.com/audio/sexcall.mp3)

[Cred for this call goes to The Honky Tonk Man's official website.]

BTW: On HTM's website, they will give you a free Honky Tonk Man t-shirt if you can guess who that person they are prank calling is. And again, it is Sunny.

I have no use for their shirts, which is why I have not said anything....so if you are on welfare or something and really really poor and you want a free shirt, just go on their forums, find the thread and the rest will be history.

I am not trying to advertise or nothing. Just helping out my fellow man.

[c4g2]

I would switch off the lights when Vinnie Mac enters. Then he will start yelling :"Jake! What's the matter with the lights? Bloody bulbs, I just got a new set yeaterday!"

OR

I would yank the horn off JBL's limo and stick it up his ass.

OR

Switch off all pyros when HBK enters. Then he will be kneeling on the entrance ramp wondering where the hell are the fireworks my back is acting up again.