Official RAW thread 2/4/2008: Will He (Hornswoggle) Kiss His Dad’s Ass?

[The Optimist]

This will hurt me more than it hurts you. Because I have hemmoroids.

[NeanderCarl]

I mean, if the next hour sucks, I can save myself a late night.

[Londoner]

LOL

[JT]

This gimic needs to end, and for good.

"MY EYES...MY EYES!!!"

[Londoner]

jericho already saved me regardless what happens damnit

[NeanderCarl]

They've been online since before Raw went on the air.

Oh, I didn't see them anywhere. Rajah only just posted them.

[Splaya]

LOL I've read the spoilers for this segment.

Hilarious ending

[Innovator]

I love the one guy inthe crowd, "SPEED THIS UP"

[The Optimist]

Rofl. "MY EYES! MY EYES!"

[NeanderCarl]

This is the 7th year of the Kiss My Ass Club. It was old by the end of the first.

Finlay heel turn coming?

[Londoner]

dont anyone give away what happens fuck spoilers

[The Optimist]

With all the Looney Tunes-esque Swoggle segments I'm suprised he didn't pop out of Vince's ass and mention he took the wrong turn at Albequerque.

[KingofOldSchool]

You say your name is Finlay and you love to fight.

Well I say your name is Finlay and YOU'RE A BATHTURD!

[NeanderCarl]

A pinstripe leather jacket... interesting.

[RP]

thats a nice jacket

[Splaya]

You know, I'm hoping they have a match at Mania where Finlay puts his contract on the line versus Vince putting Horny's birth rights on the match. Finlay loses, he is fired. Finlay wins, he is Horny's new father.

[The Optimist]

Tough, leathery, mole-covered love.

[Innovator]

You say your name is Finlay and you love to fight.

Well I say your name is Finlay and YOU'RE A BATHTURD!
BATHHHHHHHHHTURD

[NeanderCarl]

Somebody build a time machine and take a tape of this segment back to 1991 and watch people's eyes fall out of their heads.

[Innovator]

That sucked

[Londoner]

Bite my ass club!

[JT]

Ummm...that wasn't the hilarity I was promissed.

[JT]

Very weak segment

[Innovator]

Crowd doesn't even react

[RP]

thats it?

[NeanderCarl]

You know, I'm hoping they have a match at Mania where Finlay puts his contract on the line versus Vince putting Horny's birth rights on the match. Finlay loses, he is fired. Finlay wins, he is Horny's new father.

Yes! Custodial rights determined in wrestling matches. Fathers 4 Justice protesters need never spend another night in jail.

[The Optimist]

Boring. The sell of a bite wasn't there, Vince. That was basically the same as kissing his ass, but harder. The best part about that was the jacket.

Also, I'd love to see Shane and Finlay fight.

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL "GET OUT OF THE RING!"

[ClockShot]

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

[NeanderCarl]

No, we're not laughing, Vince.

We're not laughing because your Hornswoggle comedy stuff is the pits.

[KingofOldSchool]

Thanks to Georgiann Makropoulos of WrestlingFigs.com for sending in the following:

"I heard that there's a rumor going around backstage that Stephanie McMahon might be expecting her second child around July, but it hasn't been confirmed. Stephanie and Paul (Triple H) have a daughter name Aurora Rose Levesque who was born on July 24, 2006."

[Londoner]

Yeah, wasnt that hilarious tbh. Just couldnt resist taking the piss.

[SammyG]

That was retarded.

[Londoner]

This has been one messed up show right from the start, but i didnt expect anything else. Jericho saves it anyhow.

[KingofOldSchool]

Okay, the Chili Peppers officially sold out.

[The Optimist]

Is that RHCP song going to be the theme for Mania? If so-best theme in years.

[KingofOldSchool]

Listen to that pop!

[JT]

Forgot these turds were Tag Team Champions.

Anyone remember where the Tag Team Championship ment something?

[Londoner]

Oh god, this is gonna send me to sleep.

[Xerzes]

The hell? Holly and CAWdy are still champs?

[The Optimist]

Lol. They officially sold out when they went on to the Simpsons like fifteen years ago.

[KingofOldSchool]

Trevor Murdoch borrowed Christopher Daniels ring jacket.

[Londoner]

someone make cawdy jokes to keep me awake

[The Optimist]

Anyone remember where the Tag Team Championship ment something?
No.

[Innovator]

Seriously that ass segment killed my interest in the show

[KingofOldSchool]

someone make cawdy jokes to keep me awake

CAWdy learned Clothsline 34 over the weekend.

[NeanderCarl]

Anyone remember where the Tag Team Championship ment something?

Yeah, but then The Smoking Gunns won it, and that was about it.

[JT]

Wait, Cody is the same age as me.

Does that mean my dreams of being a WWE superstar are passing me by. :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Seriously that ass segment killed my interest in the show

And after Cena left, the show hasn't improved any.

[Londoner]

CAWdy learned Clothsline 34 over the weekend.

:lol:

Thank god its over

[KingofOldSchool]

LOL

[Innovator]

Balding friend and a friend who has a girly name magazine

[The Optimist]

Santino Italian Cool

Also, rofl-Santino.

[Innovator]

god the arm wrestling is going to be the main event

[NeanderCarl]

Hmmm... having now read the spoilers, I notice they made a little edit there. A little storyline development which seems to have ended up on the cutting room floor for some reason, unless it was just for the live crowd.

[Londoner]

Spoiler: cena wins i dont even need to read the spoilers for that

[RGWhat316]

So is this "returning tag team members job instantly" night?

[JT]

No.

And you call yourself The Optimist...

[NeanderCarl]

Raw blatantly has the better Elimination Chamber line-up.

[Innovator]

Theres Jeff's belt

[Londoner]

damnit, arm wrestling is the main event :(.

so one week weve had a hand shake as the main event now arm wrestling, man, the creative writers are geniuses.

[Xerzes]

Yeah, but then The Smoking Gunns won it, and that was about it.

Wait, didn't they win it from The Heavenly Bodies? Not exactly prestigious.

[Innovator]

Raw blatantly has the better Elimination Chamber line-up.
one has Collie, Fatty V, and Mark Henry

the other just has JBL

[KingofOldSchool]

I think Jeff's 30 day title defense clause is up.

[Londoner]

Y2J!!!!!

[Innovator]

Hmmm, most faces have pyro

[Londoner]

im saved

[Londoner]

oh fuck off adverts

[NeanderCarl]

I'm liking Jericho's new tights.

I personally think he's turned his comeback around and is doing a great job right about now... unfortunately, the live crowds don't seem to agree.

[Londoner]

I agree carl. But then i am biased.

[NeanderCarl]

Wait, didn't they win it from The Heavenly Bodies? Not exactly prestigious.

They won some tournament after Shawn Michaels and Diesel vacated the straps.

They beat the makeshift team of 123 Kid and Bam Bam Bigelow in the finals of a muddled, WCW-esque tourney.

[NeanderCarl]

WWE needs Sid.

[Londoner]

Nah, all wwe needs is jericho.

[Xerzes]

Fuck you JR. That is not Mean Gene.

[KingofOldSchool]

Nah, all wwe needs is jericho.

And once we find him, we'll give WWE a call.

[Innovator]

I'm petitioning for HBK/Jericho III, at Mania

MAKE IT HAPPEN GOD DAMMIT GOD DAMMIT

[Londoner]

I havent listened to a word jr has said.

[Innovator]

Look at Tits McGee go!

[Londoner]

Jericho distracts me too much

[Innovator]

Has HBK ever messed up the kip up?

[KingofOldSchool]

Jolly Big Lumps

[Londoner]

oh yay two advert breaks

[RGWhat316]

Has HBK ever messed up the kip up?

If I remember right, that was actually how he messed up his leg going into the first Taboo Tuesday.

[KingofOldSchool]

I'd mark if Mariachi Punk popped out and nailed someone with the guitar in that Taco Bell commercial.

[NeanderCarl]

If I remember right, that was actually how he messed up his leg going into the first Taboo Tuesday.

I think I know what match you're referring to, and I'm pretty sure that was just a sell-job.

[NeanderCarl]

Well, its nearly 4am now and I'm too tired to keep typing, so I'm going to kick back and watch the end of Raw, and probably fall asleep before it finishes... Night, y'all

[Londoner]

good match so far fuck seena

[Innovator]

Jolly Big Lumps
Justa Big Lardass

[Londoner]

Cant wait for jericho v cena

[Londoner]

Gotta happen sometime

[Londoner]

jeffs not winning the ec :(

[KingofOldSchool]

Snitsky's no longer undefeated.

[KingofOldSchool]

Justa Big Lardass

Just Buy Lypo

[Xerzes]

I think I miss Max Muscle.

[KingofOldSchool]

Oh yipee Candice is coming back.

[Londoner]

ARM WRESTLING!!!!!!!111111 OMG!!!!!

[Londoner]

CENA!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!1111

[Londoner]

*DIES OF EXCITEMENT*

[RGWhat316]

C'mon Mark, break Cenas arm.

[Jura]

I bet you Cena takes his shirt off.

[KingofOldSchool]

The winner gets a month supply of roid juice.

[ClockShot]

Nice.

[Londoner]

Im just ...just.......amazed

[KYR]

I bet you Cena takes his shirt off.

Prediction or wishful thinking? :wtf:

[Xerzes]

I dare this to be less interesting.

[JT]

Bullshit...one day, Cena is ripping off and shirt and the Superman logo will be there.

[Londoner]

Blehugh

[ClockShot]

Yeah. Should have skipped this one tonight.

Have a nice one everyone.

[Londoner]

Im gonna have a good night as far as sleep goes thanks to cena, night all.

[RGWhat316]

Well, Cena about killed off Mark Henry's gimmick.

[KingofOldSchool]

ZOMG DAT CENA IS STRONG!!!

[Volchok]

Hey who would have thought Cena would have overcame the odds... Shocking really...

[Gerard]

Anyone else noticed ever since they went hd that one camera angle where they try and show all four corners always has the bottom left corner cut out? Noticed that several times tonight, its like the camera isn't placed far enough back or can't zoom out any further.

[NoJabbaNoBogRoll]

I marked out for the return of Ass Cream.

[DAMN iNATOR]

Hmph I wish.

Well, you certainly saw Mickie making the obvious hands around her waist for a title match? Certainly you don’t think they’d waste their time on a cheap Women’s title match on any RAW pre-Mania, or at No Way Out...do you?

[DAMN iNATOR]

Well, Cena about killed off Mark Henry's gimmick.

Are you serious? It was kinda obv that Henry was at least slightly out of it, which is what made it so easy for Cena to F-U him so “convincingly” in the first place.

Mark Henry will continue to be a not-even-mediocre zoo attraction over on SmackDown!, rest assured.

[Kane Knight]

So did he kiss Daddy's ass?

[DAMN iNATOR]

So did he kiss Daddy's ass?

More like he bit daddy’s ass, after a little bird (Finlay, of course) flew into his ear...somewhat tongue-in-cheek humor, but it got a slight grin from me, maybe even a brief chuckle.

Here it is, in all it's glory...
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[Kane Knight]

I don't think I want to click that.

[DAMN iNATOR]

I don't think I want to click that.

Then don’t. There’s like 963 billion different things that are so wrong about that whole scenario anyway...

[Dorkchop]

I marked out for the return of Ass Cream.


So did I