Brother Runt

[Longshot]

What happened to him as he doesn't seem to be in TNA any longer...

[Innovator]

I think he's a teacher

[Juan]

He's wrestling on an upcoming UWF card.

[El Fangel]

He's wrestling on an upcoming UFC card.

... Jesus.

[KYR]

Juan is correct.

From Ryan Clark:
Former WWE Diva Terri Runnels will be making her first wrestling appearance in three years at two UWF indy shows on May 1 & 2 at the Colonial Harley Davidson in Colonial Heights (Richmond), Virginia, and at Harrisonburg High School. Other stars appearing on the shows include Jerry "The King" Lawler (making his UWF debut), Scotty 2 Hotty and Matt "formerly Spike Dudley" Hyson. Visit uwfusa.com for more information.

But Inno's also correct. He is a teacher as well.

[NeanderCarl]

He's free for the TPWF to sign up then?

[TerranRich]

We shall call him... Mini-Dud.

[Longshot]

well how come he isnt in TNA any longer?

[#BROKEN Hasney]

well how come he isnt in TNA any longer?

He was going to turn heel and become Brother Cunt, dress up as a giant vagina and, well, just be a cunt to everyone.

He quit and the gimmick was passed on to Shark Boy.

[El Fangel]

He was going to turn heel and become a Big Cunt, dress up as a giant vagina and, well, just be a cunt to everyone.



Russo?

[TerranRich]

I heard he was going to be given a football player gimmick and football gear to wear to the ring. He was to be called Brother Punt.

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was to be given a neanderthal caveman gimmick. He was to be called Brother Grunt.

[NeanderCarl]

I also heard he was to be given a Dog The Bounty Hunter style gimmick. He was to be called Brother Hunt.

[Dorkchop]

I heard he was going to be given a middle aged woman gimmick. He was to be called Brother Gunt

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was going to be given a British singer gimmick. He was going to be called Brother Blunt.

[Lock Jaw]

I heard he was going to be given a baseball gimmick. He was going to be called Brother Bunt.

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was going to be given an Evel Knievel gimmick. He was going to be called Brother Stunt.

[Lock Jaw]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he'd always appear out of nowhere and push people out of the way. He was to be called Brother Shunt.

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where everybody would always take out their frustrations on him. He was going to be called Brother Brunt.

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he was a student at University of North Texas. He was going to be called Brother UNT.

[Dorkchop]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he changes his last name. He was going to be called Brother Mundt.

[Longshot]

does anyone on this forum actually have any answers or is thi forum just a big joke?

[Vocal Ass Chic]

does anyone on this forum actually have any answers or is thi forum just a big joke?


Juan is correct.

From Ryan Clark:

Quote:
Former WWE Diva Terri Runnels will be making her first wrestling appearance in three years at two UWF indy shows on May 1 & 2 at the Colonial Harley Davidson in Colonial Heights (Richmond), Virginia, and at Harrisonburg High School. Other stars appearing on the shows include Jerry "The King" Lawler (making his UWF debut), Scotty 2 Hotty and Matt "formerly Spike Dudley" Hyson. Visit uwfusa.com for more information.

But Inno's also correct. He is a teacher as well.

[Longshot]

thanks but i was asking about why he wasnt wrestling in TNA...

[Vocal Ass Chic]

Probably released. He wasn't an asset anyway to be fair, and his gimmick typed monster-VS-small-guy matches had all been exhausted.

[NeanderCarl]

He was released back in the late Summer if my memory serves me correctly, along with several others.

[NeanderCarl]

He was released in August, along with Matt Bentley, Jerry Lynn and the Bashams.

[Lock Jaw]

I hear his release is a work, though. He's going to come back soon, always sitting in the front row in the crowd. He was to be called Brother Front.

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he'd be a member of a mid 90s Seattle grunge band. He was to be called Brother Crunt.

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he would be homeless and penniless, wandering from show to show looking for work. He was to be called Brother Vagrant.

Oh, wait... that's not a gimmick??

[Afterlife]

I heard he was going to be given a mindreading gimmick. He was to be called Brother Lunt. And I'll be damned if anybody here gets the reference.

[loopydate]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he'd hide a camera in the locker room and catch the wrestlers getting caught in hilarious practical jokes. He was to be called Brother Funt.

[TerranRich]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he would bake cakes in a certain type of pan. He was to be called Brother Bundt.

P.S.: I love what I've started.

[NeanderCarl]

:lol: Rep for anyone who can come up with any more that actually make sense!

[Lock Jaw]

I heard he was going to come back with a Stevie Richards gimmick. He was to be called Brother Haunt.

[NeanderCarl]

:nono:

[Lock Jaw]

:?:

[Lock Jaw]

I heard he was going to come back and do a worked hunger-strike. He was to be called Brother Gaunt.

[KYR]

:lol: Rep for anyone who can come up with any more that actually make sense!

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he would be portrayed as a drunk. He was to be called Brother Strunt

[TerranRich]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he bounced around in a lively manner all the time. He was to be called Brother Sprunt.

[Inadequacy]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick as Steve Guttenberg's dyslexic younger sibling. He was to be called Brother ternberGgunt.

[NeanderCarl]

:roll:

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he'd never show up. He was going to be called Brother Absent.

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was going to be given an Adrian Adonis/Rick Martel-type gimmick where he'd spray people with perfume. He was going to be called Brother Fragrant.

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he'd be an illegal internet file sharer. He was going to be called Brother Torrent.

[Lock Jaw]

:nono:

[TerranRich]

I'd say give up now.

[Dorkchop]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he looks back and realizes what 98% of his career has been. He was to be called Brother Third Wheel.

[NeanderCarl]

I hear he was going to be given a gimmick where he would make topical observations on the day's news. He was to be called Brother Current.

[Afterlife]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick in which he would return as a pacifistic Rabbi. He was to be called Brother Zai Gezunt.

[Lock Jaw]

I'd say give up now.

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was going to be given a gimmick where he would say really obvious things. He was to be called Brother Blatant.

[NeanderCarl]

I heard he was to be given an Arnold Schwarzenegger from Junior gimmick. He was to be called Brother Pregnant.

[TerranRich]

When did the ending change to "ant"?

This is like people doing Matt Boone / Ryan Gray links all wrong.

EXCLUSIVE!!! MATT HYSON TO BE GIVEN GIMMICK WHRE HE FALLS TO PIECES!!! TO BE CALLED BROTHER FRAGMENT!!!! << CLICK HERE FUCKERS!! >> (#)

[NeanderCarl]

When did the ending change to "ant"?


Only when pronounced "unt".

[loopydate]

I hear he was going to be given a gimmick where he was physically incapable of rhyming. He was to be called NeanderCarl.

[NeanderCarl]

I hear he was going to be given a gimmick where he would misuse the word "physically". He was to be called Brother Dooley.

[Lock Jaw]

Only when pronounced "unt".

Blatant and pregnant are NOT pronounced "unt" unless you're Dusty Rhodes.

[NeanderCarl]

Well, they are where I come from.

[Afterlife]

Hey, now. No reason to get indignunt.

[Inadequacy]

Yeah these don't even rhyme, you're being ig'nunt